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新成长的烦恼第1季01

LIZZIE:

Okay,Iknowwhatyou'rethinking.Me,LizzieMcGuire,cheerleader?

Whatupwiththat?

Imean,nothingcouldbemoresuperficial（肤浅的）demeaning（贬低）andshallow.（肤浅的人）Cheerleadingislikethisplot（情节）tomakegirlsfeelbadaboutthemselves.（heavymetalguitarsolo）（heavymetalsongplays）TOONLIZZIE:

ButIhopeImakeit!

IhopeImakeit!

IhopeImakeit!

MIRANDA:

Youwanttotryoutforcheerleader?

Areyoucrazy?

Doyouwanttoriskhumiliating（羞辱）yourselfinfrontofthewholeschool?

LIZZIE:

Uh,Ihaveachance.

GORDO:

Uh,ifyouaskme...

LIZZIE:

Notgonna（会）

GORDO:

Anygroupactivitythatforcesotherstobehappyis,bynature,evil.

LIZZIE:

Andthat'swhyIdidn'task.

GORDO:

Ijustdon'tunderstandthisherd（群）mentality（心态）that,youknow,tellsuswhattowearwhattowatch,whattoeat.Mmm!

McNuggets!

TOONLIZZIE:

Look,Ihadnoideaitwasgoingtobethisbad.（sheepbleating）

TOONLIZZIE:

Allright,that'sit.Iamsooutofhere.

GIRL:

McGuire?

Lizzie.

LIZZIE:

Oh,th-that'sme.（technopopsongplays）

TOONLIZZIE:

Theonlythingworsethanmycheerleadingwas......nothing.AtleastIdidn'ttryoutforjavelin（标枪）.Ow!

THEMESONG:

*Ifyoubelieve**We'vegotapicture-perfectplan**We'vegotyoufooled**'Causeweonlydothebestwecan**Andsometimeswemakeit**Andsometimeswefakeit**Butwegetonestepclosereachandeveryday**We'llfigureitoutontheway.*

SAM:

Ineverlikedcheerleaders,anyway.Theywerealwayssosnooty（傲慢的）.Andyou,LizzieMcGuire,arenosnoot（用）.

LIZZIE:

Dad,really,it's,it'snobig.

TOONLIZZIE:

Nobigatall.Imerelycementedmysocialstatustothatofanobodyfor--oh,Idon'tknow--eternity!

JO:

Lizzie,ifitmakesyoufeelanybetterIwasneveracheerleaderandmylifeturnedoutjustfine.

LIZZIE:

That'srelative.Lookwhatyouhaveforason.

MATT:

Here,ugly,littleLizzie.Here,girl.

LIZZIE:

Whatdidyoucallthatthing?

MATT:

Ugly.

LIZZIE：

YoucalleditLizzie.

MATT:

Well,there'snodenyingtheresemblance.

JO:

Hey!

SAM:

Children.

MATT:

Oh,Dad,here'sherinstructions.

SAM:

Oh,that'scool.Lookatthat.Lighting,humidityconstipation.

LIZZIEI'mouttie.Bookreportduetomorrow.Ihaven'tevenfinishedthebook.

JO:

Uh,Lizzie...Areyousureyou'reokay?

LIZZIE:

Mom,it's,it'sfine,really.I'mnotthe..."cheerleadertype."I'm,I'mmoreofa...bandgeek.

JO:

LizzieMcGuire,youarenotageek.Youarebeautiful.Youhavegreatfriends.GordoandMirandaarewonderfulkids.You're,you'resmart.You'redecent.You'recompassionate.

TOONLIZZIE:

Herewego--

JO:

You'recute,funny,talented...

TOONLIZZIE:

Peptalknumber243fromTheMother&DaughterHandbook.

JO:

...andthere'snothinggeekaboutyou...

TOONLIZZIE:

It'snotthatwhatshe'ssayingissobad.

JO:

...Iwillnotallowyouto...

TOONLIZZIE:

It'sjustthatI'veheardit17timesalreadytodaywhichmakesthewholethingevenmorepatheticthanusual.

JO:

A-a-andyou'rehelpfularoundthehouse.

SAM:

Youforgot"kindtostrangers."

JO:

Yeah,she'sthat,too.

MATT:

Anddon'tforget--she'shousebroken（教养）.[screengraphic:

"TOPTENREASONSWHYLIZZIE'SPERFECT"10.Beautiful9.Greatfriends8.Gordo&Mirandaarewonderfulkids7.Smart6.Decent5.Compassionate4.Cute,funny,talented.3.Helpfularoundthehouse2.Kindtostrangers1.Housebroken]

（computerchimes）

LIZZIE:

Ooh,Miranda.

MIRANDA：

I'mtellingyounowtoavoidmajordevastationtomorrow.

LIZZIE:

"Katemadecheerleader"?

（pouts）Well...youknowwhyshemadeit,don'tyou?

（computerchimes）

LIZZIE:

（laughs）BecauseKatestuffsherbra.（computerchimes）

MIRANDA:

（giggles）（screenbeeps）

MIRANDA:

Man,lockedupagain.Huh?

Uh-oh.

LIZZIE:

Youmeantheinstantmessagewentouttoeveryoneinthewholeschool?

MIRANDA:

Justthepeoplewithcomputers.

GORDO:

Oh,that,thatcan'tbemorethan,uh,86%.

LIZZIE:

I'mover.Kateisgoingtocrushme.

KATE:

Okay,whichoneofyoudidit?

LIZZIE:

I-I...Uh...uh...I-I-I...uh...

KATE:

Youwhat?

LIZZIE:

Uh...I...Um...um...Uh...

MIRANDA:

Ididit,Kate.I'mreallysorry.

BOY:

（sneezesloudly）Hey,Kate!

Gotanyextratissue?

（boyguffaws）

KATE:

Youaresogoingtopayforthis.

TOONLIZZIE:

IcantbelieveI'mstandingherelettingMirandataketherap.WhatamImadeoutof,jelly?

（squishingsound）

MIRANDA:

What'syourproblem?

IsaidIwassorry.

TOONLIZZIE:

Ontheotherhand,howluckytohaveafriendlikeMiranda,whohandlesconflictsowell.

KATE:

Well,"sorry"doesn'tcutit.I'dwatchitifIwereyou.

MIRANDA:

Isthatathreat?

KATE:

Couldbe.Seeyouaround.

MIRANDA:

Oh,I'llbearound.（huffing）

LIZZIE:

Okay,whydidyoudothat?

Whydidn'tyoujustletmetellKatethatIsenttheinstantmessage?

MIRANDA:

Please,youcan'thandlethiskindofconflict.

LIZZIE:

Yes,Ican.Whatareyoutalkingabout?

GORDO:

YouatestrawberryicecreamatBethanyEdelstein'sbirthdaypartyeventhoughyou'reallergic.

MIRANDA:

Youswelleduplikeaballoon.（balloonexpanding）（popping）

LIZZIE:

Iwasbeingpolite.Ihappentohandleconflictjustfine.

MIRANDA:

Instantreplay,Lizzie."I...I...I..."

LIZZIE:

Okay,somaybeI'mnotthebestwithitbutIcannotletyoudothis.

MIRANDA:

I'mnotscaredofKate.

LIZZIE:

Oh,and,like,Iam?

（howlsandscreams）

LIZZIE:

Okay,somaybealittle.

MIRANDA:

Idon'tmind,really.FinallystandinguptoKatemightbe...fun.

TOONLIZZIE:

WhoamItodenymybestfriendthethingthatmakesherhappy?

SAM:

Shewasintherethismorning.

JO:

Youdon'tthink...shecouldhaveescaped,doyou?

（rocksongplays）*Thiswasallasadmistake**It'snotmyfaultatall**Itwasn'tmeanttobethisway**Whereareyounow?

**Tellme,whereareyounow?

*

JO:

Honey?

Honey?

Honey?

!

MIRANDA:

DannyKesslerwantstotalktome?

CLAIR:

That'swhathetoldmeinSoc.Thereheis,overthere.Whydon'tyougoseewhathewants?

MIRANDA:

WhatshouldIdo?

LIZZIE:

Here,um,haveamint.Andgotalktohim.

MIRANDA:

Bettergivemetwo.Ihadthechili.

LIZZIEUgh!

（laughs）

MIRANDA:

Hi,Danny.

DANNY：

Um,hi.

MIRANDA:

Clairesaidyouwantedtotalktome.

DANNY:

Uh...no.

MIRANDA:

Really?

DANNY：

Yeah.

MIRANDA:

You'resure,because...

KATE/CLAIR（laughing）

MATT:

Mom!

Dad!

JO:

Hey!

Homeearly,huh?

MATTYeah.Mrs.GerberletmeoutearlytocheckonLizzie.

SAM:

Huh.That'scool.

MATT:

Yeah,sheevengavemethisbagofwormstofeedherasatreat.

SAM:

Worms?

Food--thatremindsmeI'vegotagreatlunchforyou.Comeon.

MATT:

Here,Lizzie.Here,girl.Hmm,shemustbestillsleeping.

SAMReally?

JO:

Where?

MATTThere.

JO:

Oh,Ithoughtthatwasastick.（laughs）Oh!

MATT:

Hercolor'sweird.Sheseems...grayerthanusual.Hmm,colder,too.Youdidchangeherwaterthismorning,didn'tyou,Dad?

SAM:

Me?

Ithoughtyou...

JO:

Ofcoursehedid.

MATT:

Then...whyisher...?

Then...whyisshe...?

Shelooks...dead!

Doyouknowwhatthismeans?

I'llneverbeabletoshowmyfaceinschoolagain.Notever.（yells）

[thesong"DirtyDeedsDoneDirtCheap"plays]*He'sgivingyoutheblues**Youwanttograduate,butnotinhisbed**Here'swhatyou'vegottodo**Pickupthephone,I'malwayshome**Callmeanytime**Justring36-24-36,hey**Ileadalifeofcrime**Dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap!

**Dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap!

**Dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap!

**Dirtydeeds,andthey'redonedirtcheap!

**Dirtydeeds,andthey'redonedirtcheap!

**Yeah!

*（instrumentalbreak）

MIRANDA:

（inLIZZIE'sdream）Please,youcan'thandlethiskindofconflict...conflict.

GORDO:

（inLIZZIE'sdream）Lizzie,you'reacoward...coward.（instrumentalbreakcontinues）

*Dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap!

**Dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap!

**Dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap!

**Dirtydeeds,andthey'redonedirtcheap!

**Dirtydeeds,andthey'redonedirtcheap!

**Yeah!

*

LIZZIE:

Ugh!

IthinkI'mgettinganulcer.

GORDO:

Bigdeal,soyoucan'thandleconflict.Ican'thandlebroccoli.So,Ilearnedtoavoidit.That'sallyou'redoing.

LIZZIE:

Ican'tfigureoutwhichone'sworse:

MefeelingguiltybecauseI'mlettingMirandafightmybattle...orbeingpetrifiedatthethoughtoftellingKatethetruth.

GORDO:

Theherdwilllearntofollowanewpath.You'llsee.（sheepbleats）

LIZZIE:

Idon'tknow...

MIRANDA:

Good,youguysarehere.

LIZZIE:

PleasetellmeyouandKatemadeup.

KATE:

Sanchez!

（bloodcurdlingscream）

MIRANDA:

Notexactly.

GORDO:

Oh,man.Y-you'vetakenthisthingnuclear.

KATE:

You'vereallydoneitnow.

MIRANDA:

Well,youknowme--I'mabigfanofcolor.Welcometotheclub.

TOONLIZZIE:

IthinkIcan,IthinkIcan...

LIZZIE:

Kate,wait.

KATE：

What?

LIZZIE:

Uh...Ni-nicemanicure.

KATE:

Whatever.Youjustwait,Miranda.Ifit'sthelastthingIdoI'mgoingtogetyou.

TOONLIZZIE:

Ican't.

SAM:

WearegatheredheretodaytobidadieutoLizziethelizard.

MATT:

Shewasagoodlizard.

JO:

Yes,shewas.

LIZZIE:

Right.Shewasagoodlizard.

SAM:

Matt,youwantedtosayafewwords?

MATT:

WhenIthinkofLizzie,thethingsIremembermostare...（buzzing）

MATT:

...thewayshelookedatmeandsmiledwhenIcamehomewithhertreatandtheway...herbeadylittleeyesshinedandthewayhertailwagged.

Lizzie:

wasmorethanjustaclassprojecttome.Shewasafriend.Agoodfriend.

MATT:

（echoingvoice）（inLIZZIE'smind）Agoodfriend.

MIRANDA:

（inLIZZIE'smind）IdiditKate.I'mreallysorry.

KATE:

（inLIZZIE'smind）Youaresogoingtopayforthis.

MIRANDA:

（inLIZZIE'smind）Isthatathreat?

KATE:

（inLIZZIE'smind）Itcouldbe.Seeyouaround.

MIRANDA:

（inLIZZIE'smind）Oh,I'llbearound.

SAM:

Lizzie,theserviceisover.

JO:

Matt,whatdoyousaywerethinkbringinghomethehamstersnextmonth?

MATTAreyoukidding?

LikeI'mevenshowingmyfaceinschoolafterthis.Ican'tshowupwithoutLizzie.

SAM:

Matt,yourclassmateswillunderstand.

MATT:

TwoweeksagoGinaMeyerhoffaccidentallysteppedontheclasscentipede.Sheonlysprainedoneofitslegs.ButGina...Aftertwodaysoftorturesheaskedtobemovedtoanotherclass.Nobody'sheardfromhersince.Rumorhasit.