新成长的烦恼第1季01.docx

1、新成长的烦恼第1季01LIZZIE: Okay, I knowwhat youre thinking.Me, Lizzie McGuire, cheerleader?What up with that?I mean, nothing could bemore superficial(肤浅的)demeaning(贬低)and shallow.(肤浅的人)Cheerleading is like this plot(情节)to make girls feel badabout themselves.( heavy metal guitar solo )( heavy metal song play

2、s )TOON LIZZIE: But I hope I make it!I hope I make it!I hope I make it!MIRANDA:You want to try outfor cheerleader?Are you crazy?Do you want to riskhumiliating (羞辱)yourselfin front of thewhole school?LIZZIE:Uh, I have a chance.GORDO:Uh, if youask me.LIZZIE: Not gonna(会)GORDO:Any group activity thatfo

3、rces others to be happyis, by nature, evil.LIZZIE:And thats whyI didnt ask.GORDO:I just dont understandthis herd(群) mentality(心态)that, you know,tells us what to wearwhat to watch,what to eat.Mmm! McNuggets!TOON LIZZIE:Look, I had no ideait was going to be this bad.( sheep bleating )TOON LIZZIE:All r

4、ight, thats it.I am so out of here.GIRL:McGuire?Lizzie.LIZZIE:Oh, th-thats me.( techno pop song plays )TOON LIZZIE:The only thing worsethan my cheerleading was.nothing.At least I didnt try outfor javelin(标枪）.Ow! THEME SONG:* If you believe * Weve got a picture-perfect plan * Weve got you fooled * Ca

5、use we only do the best we can * And sometimes we make it * And sometimes we fake it * But we get one step closer each and every day * Well figure it out on the way. *SAM:I never likedcheerleaders, anyway.They were always so snooty（傲慢的）.And you, Lizzie McGuire,are no snoot（用）.LIZZIE:Dad, really, its

6、,its no big.TOON LIZZIE:No big at all.I merely cementedmy social statusto that of a nobody for-oh, I dont know-eternity!JO:Lizzie, if it makesyou feel any betterI was nevera cheerleaderand my life turnedout just fine.LIZZIE:Thats relative.Look what youhave for a son.MATT: Here, ugly, little Lizzie.H

7、ere, girl.LIZZIE:What did you call that thing?MATT:Ugly.LIZZIE：You called it Lizzie.MATT:Well, theres no denyingthe resemblance.JO:Hey!SAM:Children.MATT:Oh, Dad, heresher instructions.SAM:Oh, thats cool.Look at that.Lighting, humidityconstipation.LIZZIEIm outtie.Book reportdue tomorrow.I havent even

8、finished the book.JO:Uh, Lizzie.Are you sureyoure okay?LIZZIE:Mom, its, its fine, really.Im not the.cheerleader type.Im, Im more of a. band geek.JO:Lizzie McGuire,you are not a geek.You are beautiful.You have great friends.Gordo and Mirandaare wonderful kids.Youre, youre smart.Youre decent.Youre com

9、passionate.TOON LIZZIE:Here we go-JO:Youre cute, funny, talented.TOON LIZZIE:Pep talk number 243from The Mother & DaughterHandbook.JO:.and theres nothinggeek about you.TOON LIZZIE:Its not that what shes sayingis so bad.JO:.I will not allow you to.TOON LIZZIE:Its just that Ive heard it17 times alread

10、y todaywhich makes the whole thingeven more pathetic than usual.JO:A-a-and youre helpfularound the house.SAM:You forgot kindto strangers.JO:Yeah, shes that, too.MATT:And dont forget-shes housebroken（教养）.screen graphic:TOP TEN REASONS WHY LIZZIES PERFECT10. Beautiful 9. Great friends 8. Gordo & Miran

11、da are wonderful kids 7. Smart 6. Decent 5. Compassionate 4. Cute, funny, talented. 3. Helpful around the house 2. Kind to strangers 1. Housebroken ( computer chimes )LIZZIE:Ooh, Miranda.MIRANDA：Im telling you nowto avoidmajor devastation tomorrow.LIZZIE:Kate made cheerleader?( pouts )Well.you know

12、why she made it,dont you?( computer chimes )LIZZIE:( laughs )Because Kate stuffs her bra.( computer chimes )MIRANDA:( giggles )( screen beeps )MIRANDA:Man, locked up again.Huh?Uh-oh.LIZZIE:You meanthe instant message went outto everyone in the whole school?MIRANDA:Just the peoplewith computers.GORDO

13、:Oh, that, that cantbe more than, uh, 86%.LIZZIE:Im over.Kate is goingto crush me.KATE:Okay, which one of you did it?LIZZIE:I-I.Uh. uh.I-I-I. uh.KATE:You what?LIZZIE:Uh. I.Um. um.Uh.MIRANDA:I did it, Kate.Im really sorry.BOY:( sneezes loudly )Hey, Kate!Got any extra tissue?( boy guffaws )KATE:You ar

14、e so goingto pay for this.TOON LIZZIE:I cant believe Im standing hereletting Miranda take the rap.What am I made out of, jelly?( squishing sound )MIRANDA:Whats your problem?I said I was sorry.TOON LIZZIE:On the other hand, how luckyto have a friend like Miranda,who handles conflict so well.KATE:Well

15、, sorry doesnt cut it.Id watch it if I were you.MIRANDA:Is that a threat?KATE:Could be.See you around.MIRANDA:Oh, Ill be around.( huffing )LIZZIE:Okay, why didyou do that?Why didnt youjust let me tell Katethat I sentthe instant message?MIRANDA:Please, you cant handlethis kind of conflict.LIZZIE:Yes,

16、 I can.What are youtalking about?GORDO:You ate strawberry ice creamat Bethany Edelsteinsbirthday partyeven thoughyoure allergic.MIRANDA:You swelled uplike a balloon.( balloon expanding )( popping )LIZZIE:I was being polite.I happen to handle conflictjust fine.MIRANDA:Instant replay, Lizzie.I. I. I.L

17、IZZIE:Okay, so maybe Im notthe best with itbut I cannot let you do this.MIRANDA:Im not scared of Kate.LIZZIE:Oh, and, like, I am?( howls and screams )LIZZIE:Okay, so maybe a little.MIRANDA:I dont mind, really.Finally standing upto Kate might be. fun.TOON LIZZIE:Who am I to deny my best friendthe thi

18、ng that makes her happy?SAM:She was in therethis morning.JO:You dont think.she could haveescaped, do you?( rock song plays )* This was all a sad mistake * Its not my fault at all * It wasnt meant to be this way * Where are you now? * Tell me, where are you now? *JO:Honey?Honey?Honey?!MIRANDA:Danny K

19、essler wantsto talk to me?CLAIR:Thats what hetold me in Soc.There he is,over there.Why dont you go seewhat he wants?MIRANDA:What should I do?LIZZIE:Here, um, have a mint.And go talk to him.MIRANDA:Better give me two.I had the chili.LIZZIEUgh!( laughs )MIRANDA:Hi, Danny.DANNY：Um, hi.MIRANDA:Claire sa

20、id you wantedto talk to me.DANNY:Uh. no.MIRANDA:Really?DANNY：Yeah.MIRANDA:Youre sure, because.KATE / CLAIR( laughing )MATT:Mom! Dad!JO:Hey!Home early, huh?MATTYeah. Mrs. Gerberlet me out earlyto check on Lizzie.SAM:Huh. Thats cool.MATT:Yeah, she even gave methis bag of wormsto feed her as a treat.SA

21、M:Worms? Food-that reminds meIve got a greatlunch for you. Come on.MATT:Here, Lizzie. Here, girl.Hmm, she must be still sleeping.SAMReally?JO:Where?MATTThere.JO:Oh, I thought thatwas a stick.( laughs )Oh!MATT:Her colors weird.She seems.grayer than usual.Hmm, colder, too.You did change her waterthis

22、morning, didnt you, Dad?SAM:Me? I thought you.JO:Of course he did.MATT:Then. why is her.?Then. why is she.?She looks.dead!Do you know what this means?Ill never be able to showmy face in school again.Not ever.( yells ) the song Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap plays * Hes giving you the blues * You want t

23、o graduate, but not in his bed * Heres what youve got to do * Pick up the phone, Im always home * Call me anytime * Just ring 36-24-36, hey * I lead a life of crime * Dirty deeds done dirt cheap! * Dirty deeds done dirt cheap! * Dirty deeds done dirt cheap! * Dirty deeds, and theyre done dirt cheap!

24、 * Dirty deeds, and theyre done dirt cheap! * Yeah! *( instrumental break )MIRANDA:(in LIZZIEs dream)Please, you cant handle thiskind of conflict. conflict.GORDO:(in LIZZIEs dream)Lizzie, youre a coward.coward.( instrumental break continues ) * Dirty deeds done dirt cheap! * Dirty deeds done dirt ch

25、eap! * Dirty deeds done dirt cheap! * Dirty deeds, and theyre done dirt cheap! * Dirty deeds, and theyre done dirt cheap! * Yeah! *LIZZIE:Ugh! I think Imgetting an ulcer.GORDO:Big deal, so youcant handle conflict.I cant handle broccoli.So, I learnedto avoid it.Thats allyoure doing.LIZZIE:I cant figu

26、re outwhich ones worse:Me feeling guiltybecause Im lettingMiranda fightmy battle.or being petrifiedat the thoughtof telling Katethe truth.GORDO:The herd will learnto follow a new path.Youll see.( sheep bleats )LIZZIE:I dont know.MIRANDA:Good, you guys are here.LIZZIE:Please tell meyou and Kate made

27、up.KATE:Sanchez!( bloodcurdling scream )MIRANDA:Not exactly.GORDO:Oh, man.Y-youve taken thisthing nuclear.KATE:Youve really done it now.MIRANDA:Well, you know me-Im a big fan of color.Welcome to the club.TOON LIZZIE:I think I can, I think I can.LIZZIE:Kate, wait.KATE：What?LIZZIE:Uh.Ni-nice manicure.

28、KATE:Whatever.You just wait, Miranda.If itsthe last thing I doIm going to get you.TOON LIZZIE:I cant.SAM:We are gatheredhere today to bid adieuto Lizzie the lizard.MATT:She was a good lizard.JO:Yes, she was.LIZZIE:Right.She was a good lizard.SAM:Matt, you wanted to saya few words?MATT:When I think o

29、f Lizzie,the things I remember most are.( buzzing )MATT:.the way she looked at meand smiledwhen I came home with her treatand the way.her beady little eyes shinedand the wayher tail wagged.Lizzie: was morethan justa class project to me.She was a friend.A good friend.MATT:( echoing voice )( in LIZZIE

30、s mind )A good friend.MIRANDA:( in LIZZIEs mind )I did it Kate.Im really sorry.KATE:( in LIZZIEs mind )You are so goingto pay for this.MIRANDA:( in LIZZIEs mind )Is that a threat?KATE:( in LIZZIEs mind )It could be.See you around.MIRANDA:( in LIZZIEs mind )Oh, Ill be around.SAM:Lizzie,the service is

31、 over.JO:Matt, what do you saywe rethink bringing homethe hamsters next month?MATTAre you kidding?Like Im even showingmy face in school after this.I cant show upwithout Lizzie.SAM:Matt, your classmateswill understand.MATT:Two weeks agoGina Meyerhoff accidentallystepped on the class centipede.She only sprainedone of its legs.But Gina.After two days of tortureshe asked to be movedto another class.Nobodys heard from her since.Rumor has it.