六人行中英对照620 The One With Mac and CHEESE.docx

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六人行中英对照620TheOneWithMacandCHEESE

620TheOneWithMacandC.H.E.E.S.E.

[Scene:

JoeyandRachel'sapartment,PhoebeishelpingJoeyrehearseforanaudition.Phoebeisoveractingherpart.]

Joey:

Thereactor’sgonnablowinthreeseconds,we’renevergonnamakeit!

Phoebe:

You’vegottogetoutofhere!

Saveyourself!

Joey:

No!

Iwon’tleaveyou!

Phoebe:

Don’tworryaboutme,I’marobot!

I’mjustamachine!

!

Joey:

Noyou’renot!

Nottome!

Phoebe:

（shestopsreadingfromthescript）OhmyGod.

Joey:

What?

Phoebe:

Iamextremelytalented!

Joey:

Yeah,you’regreat!

Okay,let’stakeitfrom…

Phoebe:

（interrupting）No,ImeanIwasreallyactingmyassoff.

Joey:

Yeah,IthoughtIwasprettygoodtoo.

Phoebe:

Ohyeah,you’resolid.Yeah,you’rejustnome.

Joey:

Y’knowwhat?

Ithinkthat’senoughfornow.Yeah.Idon’twanttobeoverrehearsed.

Phoebe:

（tremendouslyoveracting）Fine!

I’lldoitwithoutyou!

（Joeygivesherthumbsup）Idon’tneedyouoranybodyelse!

I’mgonnamakeitonmyown!

（Joeyclosesthedoortohisbedroom.）You’llsee!

!

You’llallsee!

!

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

JoeyandRachel'sapartment,Joeyismemorizinghislines.Chandler,Rachel,andPhoebearethereaswell.]

Chandler:

（ToJoey）Souh,what’sthisthingyou’reauditioningfor?

Joey:

Oh,it’sanewTVshow.Yeah.I’mupforthepartofMacMacavelior"Mac."Yeah,I’madetectiveandIsolvecrimeswiththehelpofmyrobotpartner.He’sa,he’saComputerizedHumanoidElectronicallyEnhancedSecretEnforceror-or"C.H.E.E.S.E."

Rachel:

SoMacandC.H.E.E.S.E.

Joey:

That’sthetitle!

Yeah!

Y’knowtheyreallyluckedoutthattheinitialsspellcheese.

Chandler:

Thatislucky.

Rachel:

Huh—WaitsoJoeyifyougetthis,you’regonnabelikethestarofyourownTVshow!

Imeanyou’llbeliketheBigCheese!

（ToPhoebe）OrtheBigMac—Hey!

Youlovethose!

Joey:

Well,don’tgetyourhopesup,becauseprobablynotgonnahappen.

Chandler:

Now-now,whywouldyousaythatJoseph?

Joey:

Imeancomeonyouguys!

MyownTVshow?

Ijustdon’tknowifI’mgoodenough.

Phoebe:

Iam.

Rachel:

Joey,whatareyoutalkingabout?

You’reaterrificactor.

Joey:

Youreallythinkso?

Rachel:

Ugh,howcanyouevenaskthatquestion?

!

[Andwiththatwegointothesavethebudgetportionoftheshow,whichfeaturesflashbacksfrompreviousepisodes.ThefirstsetofauditionsfeaturehighlightsorlowlightsofJoey’sactingcareer.ThefirstflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheLesbianWedding.]

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's,everyoneistheretowatchJoey'sfirstsceneasDr.DrakeRemoray.]

Chandler:

 Whoa,she'spretty.（MentioningthegirlonTV）

Joey:

 Yeah,andohshe'sreallynicetoo.Shetaughtmeallabouthowtoworkthecameras,andsmell-the-fartacting.

Rachel:

 I'msorry,what?

Monica:

 What?

Ross:

 Excuseme?

Joey:

 It'slike,yougotsomanylinestolearnsofast,thatsometimesyouneedaminutetorememberyournextone.Sowhileyou'rethinkin'ofit,youtakethisbigpausewhereyoulookallintense,youknow,likethis.（Doesthisintenselookwhereitlookslikehe'ssmellingafart.）

Chandler:

 Oh,ok.

Joey:

（there'sagunshotonTV）There'smyscene,there'smyscene.[Joeyontv]"Mrs.Wallace,I'mDr.DrakeRamoray,yoursister'sneurosurgeon. I'mafraidthesituationismuchworsethanweexpected.Yoursisterissufferingfroma..."（Doesthesmell-the-fartlook.）

[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheButt. ThegangiswatchingJoeyinFreud!

]

Joey:

（onstageinanAustrianaccent）Vell,Eva,ve'vedonesomeexcellentvorkhere,andIvouldhavetosay,yourpwoblemisqviiiteclear.（Hegoesintoasonganddancenumber.）

Allyouwantisadingle,

Whatyouenvy'saschwang,

Athingthroughwhichyoucantinkle,

Orplaywith,orsimplylethang...

[ThenextflashbackisalsofromTheOneWithTheButtandit'salsoonthesoundtrack. He'sJoeytellingeveryoneabouthisbigbreakinMonicaandRachel'sapartment.]

Joey:

 IplayAlPacino'sbutt.Allright?

Hegoesintotheshower,andthen-I'mhisbutt.

Monica:

（tryingnottolaugh）OhmyGod.

Joey:

 C'mon,youguys.Thisisarealmovie,andAlPacino'sinit,andthat'sbig!

Chandler:

Ohno,it'sterrific,it's-it's-y'know,youdeservethis,afterallyouryearsofstruggling,you'vefinallybeenabletocrackyourwayintoshowbusiness.

Joey:

Okay,okay,fine!

Makejokes,Idon'tcare!

Thisisabigbreakforme!

Ross:

You'reright,you'reright,itis.

Monica:

 Yes.

Ross:

 Soyougonnainviteusalltothebigopening?

[CutbacktoJoeyabouttoleaveforhisauditionforMacandC.H.E.E.S.E.]

Joey:

Allrightwell,I’mouttahere.Wishmeluck.

Phoebe:

（overactingwithasongthistime）（singing）Goooodluck!

Goooodluck!

Weallwishyougoodluuuuuuuuck!

!

!

Joey:

Yeah,whatever.（Exits.）

[Scene:

CentralPerk,ChandlerandRossareplayingchessandarebothstudyingtheboardintently.]

Ross:

It’syourturn.

Chandler:

Oh,areweplayingthis?

!

Joey:

（entering,dejectedly）Hey.

Chandler:

Hey!

How’dtheauditiongo?

Joey:

Terrible!

Imessedupeveryline!

Ishouldn’tevenbeanactor!

Ross:

Waitaminute,areyoudoingthatthingwhereyoupretenditdidn’tgowellbutitreallydidgowell?

Joey:

Yeah,didIfoolya?

Ross:

Totally!

Chandler:

Soitdidgowell.

Joey:

Oh,itwentamazinglywell!

Ross:

Great!

Chandler:

Ohthat’sgreat!

Joey:

Yeah-yeah,it’sdowntomeandtwootherguys.

Chandler:

OhmyGod!

Ross:

Wow!

Joey:

AndIknowbothofthem,they’rereallygood.Oneofthemistheguyfromthoseallergycommercialswho’salwaysgettingchasedbythosebigflowers…

Ross:

Oh,Ilovethatguy!

（Laughs.）

Chandler:

Oh-oh,whatareyoudoing?

Ross:

（stopslaughing）WhatamIdoing?

Joey:

I’mjustsonervous!

Y’know?

Thecallbackisn’tuntiltomorrowatfive.Ifeellikemyheadisgoingtoexplode!

Chandler:

Well,itisoverdue.

Ross:

Look,don’tworry.Okay?

You’regonnabefine.

Joey:

There’sjustsomuchpressure.Imeannooffense,butwhatyouguysdoisverydifferent.Idon’tknowifyou’dunderstand.

Ross:

Yeah,noneofushavetodealwithpressureatourjobs.

[ThusstartsanotherseriesofflashbacksalldealingwiththepressuretherestoftheFriendshavetodealwithintheirjobs.ThefirstflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheStonedGuy.]

[Scene:

Chandler'soffice.He'sonthephone,agitated.]

Chandler:

（onphone）Yes,Fran.Iknowwhattimeitis,butI'mlookingattheWENUSandI'mnothappy!

[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithThePromVideo. Monicaisatajobinterviewatanewrestaurant.]

Monica:

 Alright,wellI'mtearingthelettuce.

Interviewer:

 Uh-huh.Isitdirty?

Monica:

 Oh-oh,nonodon'tworry,I'mgonnawashit.

Interviewer:

 Don't,Ilikeitdirty.

Monica:

 That'syourcall.

Interviewer:

 So,uh,whatareyougoingtodonext?

Monica:

 Well,IthoughtthatIwouldcutupthetomatos.

Interviewer:

 Arethey,uh,firm?

Monica:

 They'ralright.

Interviewer:

 Yousuretheyhaven'tgonebad?

You'resurethey'renotvery,verybad?

Monica:

 Noreally,they'reOK.

Interviewer:

 Yougonnaslicethemuprealnice?

Monica:

 Actually,Iwasgonnadothemjullienne.

Interviewer:

 Aaaahhhhhhh.

Monica:

 I'moutahere.[Monicaleaves]

[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithRachel'sCrush.]

[Scene:

Bloomingdale’s,Rachel’snewjob.]

Rachel:

 （onthephone）Monica,I’mquitting!

Ijusthelpedan81yearoldwomanputonathongandshedidn’tevenbuyit!

（Pause）I’mtellingyouI’mquitting!

That’sit!

I’mtalkingtomybossrightnow!

（Pause）YesIam!

（Pause）YesIam!

YesIam!

YesIam!

YesIam!

YesIam!

Okaybye,callmewhenyougetthismessage.（Hangsup.）

[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheDozenLasagnas,PhoebeistellingeveryonebutRachelaboutthepassPaulomadeonher.]

Monica:

 Well,whathappened?

Phoebe:

 Well,hecameinforamassageandeverythingwasfineuntil...（TheflashbackshowsPaulolyingfacedownonthemassagetableandslowlymovinghishandsupPhoebe'slegsandgrabbingherbutt.）

All:

 Ohhhhhh!

Ross:

 OhmyGod!

Phoebe:

 Andallofthesuddenhishandsweren'ttheproblemanymore.（TheflashbackshowsPaulorollingoverandshowingPhoebehisequipment.）

Monica:

 Wasit...

Phoebe:

 Oh,BoyScoutscould'vecampedunderit!

[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithRoss'sSandwich,RosshisconfrontinghisbossabouthimeatingRoss'ssandwich.]

Ross:

Youatemysandwich?

Dr.Leedbetter:

Itwasasimplemistake.Itcouldhappentoanyone.

Ross:

（gettingupset）Oh-ohreally?

Dr.Leedbetter:

Now-nowcalmdown.Comelookinmyoffice,someofitmystillbeinthetrash.

Ross:

（jumpingtohisfeetinanger）What?

Dr.Leedbetter:

Well,itwasquitelarge.I-I-I-I-Ihadtothrowmostofitaway.

Ross:

You-you-you-you（tryingtoremainincontrol）threwmysandwichaway!

[Cuttoanoutsideshotofthemuseum.]

Ross:

 （losingcontrol,wehearhimshoutoutside）MYSANDWICH?

!

!

!

[Cuttoashotofapark.]

Ross:

MYSANDWICH!

!

!

!

!

!

（Ross'sscreamscaresaflightofpigeonsaway.）

[CutbacktoCentralPerk.]

Joey:

Iwantthispartsomuch!

Y’know?

IfIdon’tgetthispartI’mnevergonnaeatMacaroniandCheeseagain!

—No,Ididn’tsaythat!

That’salie.

[Scene:

JoeyandRachel'sapartment,Chandleristheretalkingtothechickandduck.]

Chandler:

Ohcomeonguys,it’snotlikeImovedtoEurope!

Ijustmovedacrossthehall!

Andwewouldhaveyouoverallthetimeifitweren’tfor（strugglestogetthisout）Monica’sallergies.（Theduckquacks.）You’reright,Icouldneverlietoyou.Shehatesyou.（Thephonerings.）ShouldIgetthat?

（Laughs,thenanswersthephone.）Hello?

（Listens）Uhno,Joey’snothererightnow.CanItakeamessage?

（Listens）Yeah,okaysotheauditionhasbeenmovedfrom5:

00to2:

30?

（Listens）Okaygreat.（Listens.）Bye.（Hangsu