高中英语《Frinds老友记》第9季中英文对照完整剧本912 The One With Phoebe.docx

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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第9季中英文对照完整剧本912TheOneWithPhoebe

912TheOneWithPhoebe'sRats

Scene:

Coffeeplace,Joeyisthere,Chandlerisentering

Chandler

:

Hey

Joey:

Hey.Sowhere'sMon?

Chandler:

Oh,she'sathome,puttingupdecorationsforRachel'sbirthdaypartytonight.

Joey:

Andyou'renothelping?

Chandler:

Itried,butapparentlysinging"Iwillsurvive"inaheliumvoice-nothelping.

（RossandRachelenterwithEmmainRachel'shands）

Ross:

Heyyouguys!

JoeyandChandler:

（starttosing）Hey!

Happybirthday...

Rachel:

Shhhdon'tsaythatloud,Gunther'sgonnawanttohugme.

Ross:

Uh,goodnewseveryone,wefinallyfoundananny.ThisisMolly（pointstoMolly）.Molly,Chandler,Joey.

JoeyandChandler:

Hi.

Molly:

Hi.

（Emmastartstocry）

Ross:

Ooh,somebody'sgettingalittlefussy.

Joey:

YoudamnrightIam,I'vebeenwaitingforacookiefor7minutes.

Rachel:

Ok,youknowwhat,I'mjustgonnatakeheroutside.

Molly:

No,youstay,I'lldoit（takesEmmafromRachel）.

Rachel:

OK,thankyou.

Molly:

Nicetomeetyouguys（toChandlerandJoey）.

Joey:

Yeah,youtoo.

（Mollyleaves）

Rachel:

Oh,wow,Mollyisjustgreat!

Ross:

Yeah.

Chandler:

Yes,Bravoonthehotnanny.

Rachel:

What?

Youreallythinkshe'shot?

Chandler:

Areyoukidding?

IfIwasn'tmarriedshe'dberejectingmerightnow.

Rachel:

AndJoey?

Joey:

Howdoyouthinkshe'sdoing?

Rachel:

AmItheonlyonewhodoesn'tthinkthatshe'shot?

Ross?

Ross:

Eh,Imean,Imenashe'snotunattractivebuthot?

I....

Rachel:

Thankyou!

（goestogetcoffee）

Chandler:

NowthatRachel'sgone?

Rachel:

SohotIcriedmyselftosleeplastnight.（JoeyandChandlerclaptheirhands）

OPENINGCREDITS

Scene:

MikeandPhoebeinPhoebe'splace,Phoebeisdoingacrosswordpuzzle

Phoebe:

HeyMike,what'sthecapitalofPeru?

Mike:

Lima.

Phoebe:

No.Itstartswitha"v"andendswithan"x".Helpfullywitha"to"inthemiddle.

Mike:

Youknow,kindathinkofit,thecapitalofPeruIS"vtox".（opensthekitchencabinet）Ohgod!

Oh!

Phoebe:

What?

Mike:

OK,Idon'twanttofreakyououtoranything,butIthinkIjustsawaratinyourcupboard.

Phoebe:

（relived）Oh,whew,no,that'sBob.

Mike:

What,isheyourpetrat?

Phoebe:

Wellnotsomuchapetas,youknow,anoccasionalvisitorwhoIputfoodoutfor,youknow.KindalikeSanta.ExceptSantadoesn'tpoopontheplateofcookies.

Mike:

Youcan'tkeeparatinyourappartment!

They'reextremelyunsanitary,andtheytransmitleptospirosisandhantavirus.

Phoebe:

Whatarethose?

Mike:

Idon'tknowbuttheydon'tsoundlikespatreatments.Youhavetogetridofit!

Phoebe:

OK,fine,ifitmeansthatmuchtoyouI'llgetridofBob.

Mike:

Thankyou.

Phoebe:

Soweird,youthinkhe'ssogrossandyou'rewillingtoeathiscrackers.（Mikethrowsouteverythinginhismouth）

Scene:

Rachel'soffice,Rachelc

omesinandGavinisthere

Rachel:

Hello.

Gavin:

Hello

Rachel:

Gavin,IjustwantedtosaythankyouagainforwatchingEmmayesterdayduringthepresentation.Ireallyoweyouanapology.

Gavin:

Forwhat?

Rachel:

Well,whenwefirstmet,youknow,Ithoughtyouwerepompousandarrogantandobnoxious...

Gavin:

Isthisyourfirstapology?

Rachel:

No,Ijustmeanthat,youknow,firs

timpressionsdon'tmeananything.AndI-Ithinkyou'reareallygoodguyandI'msorrythatImisjudgedyou.

（Heatherwalksin）

Heather:

Goodmorning!

Rachel:

Hello.（toGavin）But

youknowwhat,hey,newday,newleaf,Iamjustreallyreallyhappy...（seesGavinstaringatHeather）I'msorry,obviouslyHeather'sasshassomethingmoreimportanttosaysoI'lljustwait'tillit'sfinished.

Gavin:

What?

Rachel:

Iwasgivingyouanapologyandyouweretotallycheckingherout!

Gavin:

Iwasn'tcheckingherout.I'minfashion,Iwaslookingatherskirt.Orwasitpants?

Ididn'treallyseewhathappenedbelowtheassarea.

Rachel:

Ohwow,youarereally,you'rereallyacreep.

Gavin:

WhydoyouevencareifIwaslookingather?

Areyoujealous?

Rachel:

Ohyeah,I'mjealous."OhGavin,please,pleaselookatmyass".（Gavinstartslooking）Stoplookingatmyass!

Imean,Ijustthinkyouaretotallyinappropriate,ok?

Thisisaworkenvironment,she'syoursubordinate.

Gavin:

Ithough

titwasokwhenyousleptwithyouroldassistantTag.

Rachel:

Thatistotallydifferentfortworeasons.One-Ididn'tknowthatyouknewthat.Andtwo,Iwasn'tsomecreepstaringathisass,wehadadeapmeaningfulrelationship.

Gavin:

Huh.What'sTag'slastname?

Rachel:

Itwas...（can'tremember）ohmygod.Hedidn'thavealastname.Itwasjust"Tag".Youknow,likeCher,or,youknow,Moses.

Gavin:

Butitwasadeapmeaningfulrelationship.

Rachel:

Oh,youknowwhat-myfirstimpressionofyouwasabsolutelyright.Youarearrogant,youarepompous...Morgan!

Morgan!

Tag'slastnamewasMorgan!

Huh!

Gavin:

ItwasJones.

Rachel:

Yeahwellwhatareyou,hisboyfriend?

Scene:

Coffeeplace,MollyholdingEmmaandtalkingtoJoey

Joey:

Man,IwishIhadanannylikeyou.

Molly:

Youmean,whenyouwereababy.

Joey:

Sure.

（ChandlerisstaringatMolly）

Monica:

Wouldyoustopstaringather?

Chandler:

Iwasn'tstaring.Iwasleering.

Monica:

What'sthebigdealwithher?

Maybeshe'sattractiveinanobviouskindofway.

Ross:

Yeah,obviousbeauty'stheworst.Youknow,whenit'srightthereinyourface.Me,Iliketohavetoworktofindsomeoneattractive.MakesmefeellikeIearnedit.

Chandler:

LookslikeJoeyisdoingallrightwithher.

Monica:

Yeah.Hey,thatwasniceofyouguystobackoffandletJoeygetthegirlforonce.

Molly:

（toRoss）I'mgonnatakeherbacktotheapartment.

Ross:

Ok,I'llbehomerightafterwork.Ok,byEmma-Wemma-Demma,Iloveyou-wovyoudovyou...

Molly:

Bye

Monica:

They'veelectedmetotalktoyouaboutthebabytalk-it'snotsogood.

Molly:

Ithinkit'ssweet.（goestoleave）

Ross,JoeyandChandler:

Bye,Emma-Wemma-Demma.

Rachel:

（toJoey）Hey,listen,Joey,aboutMolly,Ireallypreferifyoudidn'tgoafterher.

Joey:

Whynot?

Rachel:

BecauseittookusmonthstofindagoodnannyandIwouldn'twantanythingto,youknow,driveheraway.

Joey:

So,what,youthinkI'mjustgonnasleepwithherandnevercallheragainandthingsaregonnagetuncomfortable?

（thinksaboutit）Yeah,soundsaboutright.

Ross:

Comeon,thereareplentyofotherwomenoutthereok?

Just-justforgetabouther,ok?

Just,she'sofflimits.

Joey:

Oh,man,whydidhavetogoandsaythatfor?

NowthatyoutoldmeIcan'thaveitmakesmewantherevenmore!

Ross:

Whatareyou,achild?

Joey:

Yes!

Ross:

Joey,comeonnow,forme!

Please,just-justtrytofocusyoursexualenergyonsomeoneelse.

Joey:

Fine.（looksaround,thenfocusesonMonica）

Monica:

（toChandler）Takemehome!

（theyquicklyleave）

Scene:

Phoebe'splace,PhoebeandMikearethere

Phoebe:

HeyMikey

Mike:

HeyP

Phoebe:

Whatareyoudoing?

Mike:

Settingrattraps.

Phoebe:

TokillBob?

?

Mike:

No,no,totesthisneckstrength.

Phoebe:

No,Mike,Idon'twanttokillhim!

Ithoughtwewerejustgonnacapturehimand,andyouknow,sethimfreeinthecountrysidewherehecanmaybemeetafriendlypossumandawisecrackingowl.

Mike:

Ok,ok,I'llthrowawaythetraps.

Phoebe:

I'llfindBob,I'llgethim.Bob?

（startslooking）Bob!

Robert!

（looksatcabinetundersink）Ohwait,IthinkIhearhim.Oh-Ohmygod!

Bobhadbabies!

Bob'samom!

Mike:

Betterthinkofanewnameforhim.

Phoebe:

Idon'tknow,IkindalikeBobforagirl.

Mike:

Idon'tknow,ImeanI'mnotsure（theyhearcrackingvoicefromsomewhereelseinthekitchen,probablyaratcaughtinatrap）...

Phoebe:

Ohmygod,wekilledBob!

Mike:

Maybeitwasn'tBob,maybe

itwasamouse.

Phoebe:

Suzie?

（Runsovertheretocheck）

Scene:

MonandChan's,Rossenters

Ross:

（funnyvoice）Whazzup?

?

?

Chandler:

Seriouslydude,3yearsago.

Ross:

Listen,canyoudomeafavor?

I'mgonnabeouttoday.CanyoujustkeepaneyeonJoey,makesurenothinghappensbetweenhimandMolly?

Chandler:

Youdon'ttrusthim?

Ross:

Wh-No.SomewomanwhosoundedalotlikeJoeycalledearlierandaskedforherdaughter,the"hotnanny".

Chandler:

Isthisreallyyourlongtermplan,formetoruninterference?

BecauseIcouldgetajobanydaynow.

Ross:

Youdoappearrightonthecuspofsomething.Comeonman,I'msurehe'llloseinterestinaweekortwo,butfornowcanyoupleasejustdothisforme?

Chandler:

Allright,fine,butdon'tblamemeifitdoesn'twork.BecauseyouknowaswellasIdothatonceJoeysetshismindonsomething,moreoftenthannot,he'sgoingtohavesexwithit.

Ross:

Wellwegottadosomething,ok?

Nannieslikeherdon'tgrowontrees.（pause）

Chandler:

Picturingthattree?

Ross:

Iam,yes.

Scene:

Hallway,JoeygetoutofhisapartmentandChandlerjumpsoutofhis

Chandler:

Whereyougoing,Joe?

（Joeyfallsonfloorandgetsup）

Joey:

Forawalk.

Chandler:

Oh.YoumindifIjoinyou?

Joey:

Actually,thatwillbelong.Youknow,Ireallyneedtoorganizemythoughts.

Chandler:

Yourthoughts?

Plural?

Joey:

Allright,fine,Ionlyhaveonethought!

It'saboutthehotnanny,Igottaseeher!

Chandler:

I'mafraidIcan'tletyoudothat,Joe.

Joey:

NowYOU'REtellingmeIcan'tseeher?

?

Youguysarekillingme!

She'sforbiddenfruit!

It'slike...likeshe'stheprincessandI'mthestableboy...Whyareyoudoingthis,huh?

DidRosstellyounottoletmegooverthere?

Chandler:

Yes,asamatteroffacthedid,soIcan'tletyougo.

Joey:

Huh.Interesting.Nowthereareobstacles.Hotnannyandmeagainstt

heworld.Thisisthekindofstuffgreatnovelsaremadeof.

Chandler:

Greatnovels?

Joey:

Fine...mediocreporn

Scene:

Rachel'soffice,RachelandGavinthere,phonerings,Gavinpicksitup

Gavin:

GavinMitchelle'so