高中英语《Frinds老友记》第9季中英文对照完整剧本912 The One With Phoebe.docx
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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第9季中英文对照完整剧本912TheOneWithPhoebe
912TheOneWithPhoebe'sRats
Scene:
Coffeeplace,Joeyisthere,Chandlerisentering
Chandler
:
Hey
Joey:
Hey.Sowhere'sMon?
Chandler:
Oh,she'sathome,puttingupdecorationsforRachel'sbirthdaypartytonight.
Joey:
Andyou'renothelping?
Chandler:
Itried,butapparentlysinging"Iwillsurvive"inaheliumvoice-nothelping.
(RossandRachelenterwithEmmainRachel'shands)
Ross:
Heyyouguys!
JoeyandChandler:
(starttosing)Hey!
Happybirthday...
Rachel:
Shhhdon'tsaythatloud,Gunther'sgonnawanttohugme.
Ross:
Uh,goodnewseveryone,wefinallyfoundananny.ThisisMolly(pointstoMolly).Molly,Chandler,Joey.
JoeyandChandler:
Hi.
Molly:
Hi.
(Emmastartstocry)
Ross:
Ooh,somebody'sgettingalittlefussy.
Joey:
YoudamnrightIam,I'vebeenwaitingforacookiefor7minutes.
Rachel:
Ok,youknowwhat,I'mjustgonnatakeheroutside.
Molly:
No,youstay,I'lldoit(takesEmmafromRachel).
Rachel:
OK,thankyou.
Molly:
Nicetomeetyouguys(toChandlerandJoey).
Joey:
Yeah,youtoo.
(Mollyleaves)
Rachel:
Oh,wow,Mollyisjustgreat!
Ross:
Yeah.
Chandler:
Yes,Bravoonthehotnanny.
Rachel:
What?
Youreallythinkshe'shot?
Chandler:
Areyoukidding?
IfIwasn'tmarriedshe'dberejectingmerightnow.
Rachel:
AndJoey?
Joey:
Howdoyouthinkshe'sdoing?
Rachel:
AmItheonlyonewhodoesn'tthinkthatshe'shot?
Ross?
Ross:
Eh,Imean,Imenashe'snotunattractivebuthot?
I....
Rachel:
Thankyou!
(goestogetcoffee)
Chandler:
NowthatRachel'sgone?
Rachel:
SohotIcriedmyselftosleeplastnight.(JoeyandChandlerclaptheirhands)
OPENINGCREDITS
Scene:
MikeandPhoebeinPhoebe'splace,Phoebeisdoingacrosswordpuzzle
Phoebe:
HeyMike,what'sthecapitalofPeru?
Mike:
Lima.
Phoebe:
No.Itstartswitha"v"andendswithan"x".Helpfullywitha"to"inthemiddle.
Mike:
Youknow,kindathinkofit,thecapitalofPeruIS"vtox".(opensthekitchencabinet)Ohgod!
Oh!
Phoebe:
What?
Mike:
OK,Idon'twanttofreakyououtoranything,butIthinkIjustsawaratinyourcupboard.
Phoebe:
(relived)Oh,whew,no,that'sBob.
Mike:
What,isheyourpetrat?
Phoebe:
Wellnotsomuchapetas,youknow,anoccasionalvisitorwhoIputfoodoutfor,youknow.KindalikeSanta.ExceptSantadoesn'tpoopontheplateofcookies.
Mike:
Youcan'tkeeparatinyourappartment!
They'reextremelyunsanitary,andtheytransmitleptospirosisandhantavirus.
Phoebe:
Whatarethose?
Mike:
Idon'tknowbuttheydon'tsoundlikespatreatments.Youhavetogetridofit!
Phoebe:
OK,fine,ifitmeansthatmuchtoyouI'llgetridofBob.
Mike:
Thankyou.
Phoebe:
Soweird,youthinkhe'ssogrossandyou'rewillingtoeathiscrackers.(Mikethrowsouteverythinginhismouth)
Scene:
Rachel'soffice,Rachelc
omesinandGavinisthere
Rachel:
Hello.
Gavin:
Hello
Rachel:
Gavin,IjustwantedtosaythankyouagainforwatchingEmmayesterdayduringthepresentation.Ireallyoweyouanapology.
Gavin:
Forwhat?
Rachel:
Well,whenwefirstmet,youknow,Ithoughtyouwerepompousandarrogantandobnoxious...
Gavin:
Isthisyourfirstapology?
Rachel:
No,Ijustmeanthat,youknow,firs
timpressionsdon'tmeananything.AndI-Ithinkyou'reareallygoodguyandI'msorrythatImisjudgedyou.
(Heatherwalksin)
Heather:
Goodmorning!
Rachel:
Hello.(toGavin)But
youknowwhat,hey,newday,newleaf,Iamjustreallyreallyhappy...(seesGavinstaringatHeather)I'msorry,obviouslyHeather'sasshassomethingmoreimportanttosaysoI'lljustwait'tillit'sfinished.
Gavin:
What?
Rachel:
Iwasgivingyouanapologyandyouweretotallycheckingherout!
Gavin:
Iwasn'tcheckingherout.I'minfashion,Iwaslookingatherskirt.Orwasitpants?
Ididn'treallyseewhathappenedbelowtheassarea.
Rachel:
Ohwow,youarereally,you'rereallyacreep.
Gavin:
WhydoyouevencareifIwaslookingather?
Areyoujealous?
Rachel:
Ohyeah,I'mjealous."OhGavin,please,pleaselookatmyass".(Gavinstartslooking)Stoplookingatmyass!
Imean,Ijustthinkyouaretotallyinappropriate,ok?
Thisisaworkenvironment,she'syoursubordinate.
Gavin:
Ithough
titwasokwhenyousleptwithyouroldassistantTag.
Rachel:
Thatistotallydifferentfortworeasons.One-Ididn'tknowthatyouknewthat.Andtwo,Iwasn'tsomecreepstaringathisass,wehadadeapmeaningfulrelationship.
Gavin:
Huh.What'sTag'slastname?
Rachel:
Itwas...(can'tremember)ohmygod.Hedidn'thavealastname.Itwasjust"Tag".Youknow,likeCher,or,youknow,Moses.
Gavin:
Butitwasadeapmeaningfulrelationship.
Rachel:
Oh,youknowwhat-myfirstimpressionofyouwasabsolutelyright.Youarearrogant,youarepompous...Morgan!
Morgan!
Tag'slastnamewasMorgan!
Huh!
Gavin:
ItwasJones.
Rachel:
Yeahwellwhatareyou,hisboyfriend?
Scene:
Coffeeplace,MollyholdingEmmaandtalkingtoJoey
Joey:
Man,IwishIhadanannylikeyou.
Molly:
Youmean,whenyouwereababy.
Joey:
Sure.
(ChandlerisstaringatMolly)
Monica:
Wouldyoustopstaringather?
Chandler:
Iwasn'tstaring.Iwasleering.
Monica:
What'sthebigdealwithher?
Maybeshe'sattractiveinanobviouskindofway.
Ross:
Yeah,obviousbeauty'stheworst.Youknow,whenit'srightthereinyourface.Me,Iliketohavetoworktofindsomeoneattractive.MakesmefeellikeIearnedit.
Chandler:
LookslikeJoeyisdoingallrightwithher.
Monica:
Yeah.Hey,thatwasniceofyouguystobackoffandletJoeygetthegirlforonce.
Molly:
(toRoss)I'mgonnatakeherbacktotheapartment.
Ross:
Ok,I'llbehomerightafterwork.Ok,byEmma-Wemma-Demma,Iloveyou-wovyoudovyou...
Molly:
Bye
Monica:
They'veelectedmetotalktoyouaboutthebabytalk-it'snotsogood.
Molly:
Ithinkit'ssweet.(goestoleave)
Ross,JoeyandChandler:
Bye,Emma-Wemma-Demma.
Rachel:
(toJoey)Hey,listen,Joey,aboutMolly,Ireallypreferifyoudidn'tgoafterher.
Joey:
Whynot?
Rachel:
BecauseittookusmonthstofindagoodnannyandIwouldn'twantanythingto,youknow,driveheraway.
Joey:
So,what,youthinkI'mjustgonnasleepwithherandnevercallheragainandthingsaregonnagetuncomfortable?
(thinksaboutit)Yeah,soundsaboutright.
Ross:
Comeon,thereareplentyofotherwomenoutthereok?
Just-justforgetabouther,ok?
Just,she'sofflimits.
Joey:
Oh,man,whydidhavetogoandsaythatfor?
NowthatyoutoldmeIcan'thaveitmakesmewantherevenmore!
Ross:
Whatareyou,achild?
Joey:
Yes!
Ross:
Joey,comeonnow,forme!
Please,just-justtrytofocusyoursexualenergyonsomeoneelse.
Joey:
Fine.(looksaround,thenfocusesonMonica)
Monica:
(toChandler)Takemehome!
(theyquicklyleave)
Scene:
Phoebe'splace,PhoebeandMikearethere
Phoebe:
HeyMikey
Mike:
HeyP
Phoebe:
Whatareyoudoing?
Mike:
Settingrattraps.
Phoebe:
TokillBob?
?
Mike:
No,no,totesthisneckstrength.
Phoebe:
No,Mike,Idon'twanttokillhim!
Ithoughtwewerejustgonnacapturehimand,andyouknow,sethimfreeinthecountrysidewherehecanmaybemeetafriendlypossumandawisecrackingowl.
Mike:
Ok,ok,I'llthrowawaythetraps.
Phoebe:
I'llfindBob,I'llgethim.Bob?
(startslooking)Bob!
Robert!
(looksatcabinetundersink)Ohwait,IthinkIhearhim.Oh-Ohmygod!
Bobhadbabies!
Bob'samom!
Mike:
Betterthinkofanewnameforhim.
Phoebe:
Idon'tknow,IkindalikeBobforagirl.
Mike:
Idon'tknow,ImeanI'mnotsure(theyhearcrackingvoicefromsomewhereelseinthekitchen,probablyaratcaughtinatrap)...
Phoebe:
Ohmygod,wekilledBob!
Mike:
Maybeitwasn'tBob,maybe
itwasamouse.
Phoebe:
Suzie?
(Runsovertheretocheck)
Scene:
MonandChan's,Rossenters
Ross:
(funnyvoice)Whazzup?
?
?
Chandler:
Seriouslydude,3yearsago.
Ross:
Listen,canyoudomeafavor?
I'mgonnabeouttoday.CanyoujustkeepaneyeonJoey,makesurenothinghappensbetweenhimandMolly?
Chandler:
Youdon'ttrusthim?
Ross:
Wh-No.SomewomanwhosoundedalotlikeJoeycalledearlierandaskedforherdaughter,the"hotnanny".
Chandler:
Isthisreallyyourlongtermplan,formetoruninterference?
BecauseIcouldgetajobanydaynow.
Ross:
Youdoappearrightonthecuspofsomething.Comeonman,I'msurehe'llloseinterestinaweekortwo,butfornowcanyoupleasejustdothisforme?
Chandler:
Allright,fine,butdon'tblamemeifitdoesn'twork.BecauseyouknowaswellasIdothatonceJoeysetshismindonsomething,moreoftenthannot,he'sgoingtohavesexwithit.
Ross:
Wellwegottadosomething,ok?
Nannieslikeherdon'tgrowontrees.(pause)
Chandler:
Picturingthattree?
Ross:
Iam,yes.
Scene:
Hallway,JoeygetoutofhisapartmentandChandlerjumpsoutofhis
Chandler:
Whereyougoing,Joe?
(Joeyfallsonfloorandgetsup)
Joey:
Forawalk.
Chandler:
Oh.YoumindifIjoinyou?
Joey:
Actually,thatwillbelong.Youknow,Ireallyneedtoorganizemythoughts.
Chandler:
Yourthoughts?
Plural?
Joey:
Allright,fine,Ionlyhaveonethought!
It'saboutthehotnanny,Igottaseeher!
Chandler:
I'mafraidIcan'tletyoudothat,Joe.
Joey:
NowYOU'REtellingmeIcan'tseeher?
?
Youguysarekillingme!
She'sforbiddenfruit!
It'slike...likeshe'stheprincessandI'mthestableboy...Whyareyoudoingthis,huh?
DidRosstellyounottoletmegooverthere?
Chandler:
Yes,asamatteroffacthedid,soIcan'tletyougo.
Joey:
Huh.Interesting.Nowthereareobstacles.Hotnannyandmeagainstt
heworld.Thisisthekindofstuffgreatnovelsaremadeof.
Chandler:
Greatnovels?
Joey:
Fine...mediocreporn
Scene:
Rachel'soffice,RachelandGavinthere,phonerings,Gavinpicksitup
Gavin:
GavinMitchelle'so