经典美剧《老友记》第九季第九集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第九季第九集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

ThiskittyisMittens.ThisoneisFitzhugh.

AndthislittleguyinthecatcondoisJinkies.

That'salotofcats,JoLynn.

Single,areyou?

-I'llgetit.-Okay.

ChandlerBing.

Howcomeyou'reansweringyourownphone?

Where'syourcrazyassistant?

You'renotcrazy.You'renotcrazy.

Otherwise,whywouldyouhaveallthosecats?

What'sup,Joe?

Whathavewealwayswantedtodotogether?

Braideachother'shairandridehorsebackonthebeach?

No.No.No.Whenyougethometomorrownight..

youandIaregonnabeattheWizards-Knicksgame,courtside!

-Courtside?

Oh,myGod!

-Yeah!

MaybeMichaelJordanwilldivefortheballandbreakmyjawwithhisknee!

Thatissocool.I'llletMonicaknow.

Theseneedyoursignature.

Listen,JoLynn,thatwasmyfriendJoey.Hecallseverybodycrazy.

-Hello?

-Hey,hon,it'sme.

Hi.How'sthecrazycatlady?

Joeyjustcalled.

He'sgotcourtsideKnicksticketsforhimandmetomorrownight.

Buttomorrownight'stheonlynightIgetofffromtherestaurant.

Ifyougo,wewon'thaveanighttogetherforaweek.

Buthoney,it'scourtside!

Thecheerleaderswillberightin..

That'snotthewaytoconvinceyou.

Idon'twannabeoneofthosewivesthatsays:

"Youcan'tgotothegame.Youhavetospendtimewithme."

Soifyoucouldjustrealizeitonyourown..

Iknow.You'reright.Iwannaseeyoutoo.

IgottafigureoutawaytotellJoey.He'slookingforwardtoit.

Tellhimyouhaven'tseenyourwifeinalongtime.

Tellhimthathavingalong-distancerelationshipisreallydifficult.

Tellhimthatwhatlittletimewehavetogetherisprecious.

I'llthinkofsomething.

TheOneWithRachel'sPhoneNumber

38

Imean,it'sjust..Thatdress..

Well,Ihopetheendsofthesesentencesaregood.

They'regood.It'sjustbeenawhilesinceI'veseenyoulikethis.

Youcleanupgood.

Really?

Well,thankyou.

Okay,stoplookingatmelikethat.

-Lasttimethathappened,thathappened.-Right,right.

SoareyouexcitedaboutyourfirstnightawayfromEmma?

Yeah,yeah.Phoebeandlaregonnahavesomuchfun.

-Thankyouforwatchingthebaby.-It'sfine.

Actually,IinvitedMikeover.

-Phoebe'sMike?

-Yeah.

-Ididn'tknowyouhungout.-Wedon't..

butI'dliketogettoknowhim.

Maybehavealittledinner,drinks,conversation.

That'ssocute.RossandMike'sfirstdate.

It'snotadate.

Butifitturnsouttobesomethingmore..

I'llleaveatieonthedoor.

Willthatbeawkward?

Whatareyougonnatalkabout?

Idon'tknow.Butyouknow,wehavealotincommon,youknow?

Heplayspiano.Iplayedkeyboardsincollege.

He'sbeendivorced.Ihavesomeexperienceinthatarea.

-Yeah?

-Hi!

Girl'snightoutindeed.

SoIthinkEmmaisprobablydownforthenight..

-butifyouneedanything..-We'llbefine.

-Yougohavefun.-Okay,youtoo.

-Thanks.-AndIhopeyouscore.

-Okay.Bye.-Bye.

So,welcome.

-Igotbeer.-Igotbottledbreastmilk.

-Whydon'twestartwiththebeer.-Okay.

-SoPhoebetellsmeyouplaypiano.-Yeah.

Youknow,Iusedtoplaykeyboardsincollege.

Doyouhaveonehere?

No.

Okay.

Youknow,I'mdivorced.

Phoebe..Phoebesaysyou're..You'vebeendivorced?

Yeah,yeah.

Yeah,I'msorry.Idon'treallyliketotalkaboutit.

That'sokay.We'lltalkaboutsomethingelse.

-Thisisaniceapartment.-Thanks.

Themoldingsarealloriginal.

Idon'tknowifthemoldingsareoriginalinmyapartment.

-Soyou'reapaleontologist,right?

-Yeah.

Mycousin'sapaleontologist.

Well,heandIwouldprobablyhavealottotalkabout.

-Welcomehome.-Well,lookatyou.

Yeah.Whatdoyouthink?

Well,itlooksgreat.It'sjust..

I'mwearingthesamethingunderneath,so..

YouseewhatImean?

Hey!

Howcomeyourdoor'slocked?

-Justasecond!

-No,no,no!

-Joeycan'tknowI'mhere.-Whynot?

Ididn'twanttosayIcouldn'tgotothegame..

-soItoldhimIhadtostayinTulsa.-Soyouliedtohim?

It'salwaysbettertoliethantohavethecomplicateddiscussion.

Exceptwithyou.

Hey,openthedoor!

What'sgoingon?

-Whatareyou..?

-Hi.

Whyareyoudressedlikethat?

BecauseChandler'sgonnabehomeinacoupleofdays..

soIthoughtIwouldjust,youknow,practicetheartofseduction.

IthoughtIheardaman'svoicebefore.

No,IwasjustdoingChandler'ssideoftheconversation.

Youknow,like,"Hi,howdoIlook?

"

"Reallysexy.CouldIbeanymoreturnedon?

"Youknow?

Okay.Waitaminute.

Whyaretheretwoglassesofwineout?

Becauseoneofthemisforyou!

Cheers!

Okay,bye-bye.

Youknow,it'sfunny.I'vebeenpracticingtheartofseductionmyself.

-Youmightwannakeeppracticing.-Yeah.

-It'sJoey.-What?

-Hey,Joe.-Dude,comehome!

-What?

Why?

-Comehome!

Look,Ican't.What'sgoingon?

Idon'tknowhowtotellyouthis,butIthinkMonica'scheatingonyou!

Itoldyou,youshouldn'thavemarriedsomeonehotterthanyou!

Ifyoucan'tdealwiththis,thenI'mgonna.

-No!

-Ijustheardhim!

Canyouhearhimnow?

No.Allright,I'mgoingin.

-No,wait!

-Iheardhimagain!

Allright,juststaythere.I'mcominghome.

I'llseeyouwhenyougethere.

I'llwaitoutinthehallincasehecomesout.

-Isthatreallynecessary?

-Absolutely.You'ddoitforme.

Notthatyoueverhaveto,becauseIknowhowtokeepmywomensatisfied.

-Yeah,listen,thanksalot.-Okay,bye.

HethinksI'maslut.

Oh,right,andyou'resupposedtobeafireman?

Shouldn'tthepizzabeherebynow?

Imean,theysaid30minutesorless.Well,howlonghasitbeen?

Elevenminutes.

Andnow12.

-SoyouwannawatchTV?

-YouthinkIhaven'tthoughtofthat?

Imean,Iwouldliketobutthecable'sout.

Didn'tseemlikesuchabigdealuntiltonight.

-Soyoulikethebeer?

-Ido.Ido.

Although,it'sactuallyalager.

What'sthedifferencebetweenbeerandlager?

Idon'tknow.

Wecouldlookitup.

Thingsareabouttogetwild.

Oh,God,rememberthegirls'nightsweusedtohave..

sittingaroundtalkingaboutyouandRoss?

Oh,God!

Itseemslikeforeverago.

Iknow.

So,what'sgoingonwithyouandRoss?

Well,Idon'tknow.Imean,foralongtime,nothing.

Butyouknow,actually,rightbeforeyoupickedmeup..

RossandIhadalittlething.

Oh,myGod!

Ilovethings!

Whathappened?

Well,firsthetoldmehelikedhowIlooked.

Andthenwehadalittle..

eyecontact.

Eyecontact?

Ihopeyouwereusingprotection.

Excuseme,thesearefromthetwogentlemenattheendofthebar.

Oh,actually,Ican'thaveanotheroneonaccountofmybreastmilk.

Okay.

Hey,Rach,maybethere'salessdisgustingwaytodeclineadrink.

Shouldwesendthemsomethingback?

Let'ssendthemmashedpotatoes!

No,wait!

Don'tdothat!

That'llmakethemthinktheycancomeover.

So,whatiftheydo?

We'renotheretomeetguys.Youhaveaboyfriend.IhaveababyandaRoss.

Yeah,butnothinghastohappen.We'rejusthavingfun.

Youknow,noteverythinghastogoasfaraseyecontact.

Chandler,youhavetotellJoeyyou'renotinTulsa.

Isn'titbetterforhimtothinkyou'recheatingonme..

thanforhimtothinkI'mcheatingonhim?

Iheardit.

Idon'twanthimtothinkI'mhavinganaffair.

Allright,I'vegotaplan.I'llgodownthefireescape..

Becauseallgoodplansstartwith,"I'llgodownthefireescape."

Hearmeout,woman!

I'llgodownthefireescapeandwait.

Thenit'llbelikeIjustgotbackfromTulsa.

JoeyandIwillcomeinandseethatthere'snoguyinhere.

Aren'tyouafraidthatJoey'sgonnafigureallthisout?

Iheardit.

-I'mgonnawait.-Thescarypigeon'sback?

It'shuge.

Ican'tbelieveyouliveinthatbuilding.Mygrandmotherlivesinthatbuilding!

IdaGreene?

Nosenseofpersonalspace..

kindofsmellslikechicken,lookslikeapotato.

-"Spuds"isyourgrandmother?

-That'smybubbe!

Sowe'reonourwaytoacoupleofparties.

Maybewecouldgetyournumbersandcallifwefindsomethingfun?

Yeah.I'msorry,weweren'treallylookingforanythingtohappen..

withyouguys.Ihaveaboyfriend.

-Allright.-It'snobigdeal.

Justoutofcuriosity,whichoneofyouwasforme?

-Thatwould'vebeenme.-Nice.

Differentsituation,cowboy,andyouwould'vehadyourselfahandful.

Soshehasaboyfriend.Whatisyoursituation?

Well,it'scomplicated.Idon'tactuallyhaveaboyfriend,but..

ThencanIhaveyournumber?

I'msorry,no.

Okay.

Oh,sure!

Oh,myGod,you'regivingyourrealnumber!

Okay,thanks.I'llgiveyouacalllatertonight.

-Great.-Bye.

Bye.

Sothat'sgreat.

You,Bill,RossandEmmaaregonnabesohappytogether.

Whatwereyouthinking?

Idon'tknow.Hewascute,andhelikedme.Itwasanimpulse.

LikewhenIboughttheseshoes.Theywerecuteandtheylikedmetoo.

ButwhataboutRoss?

Whataboutyourmoment?

Wehadamoment.Welookedateachother.

Maybeifwelivetogetherforanother10years,wemayholdhands!

Butyouwerereallyexcitedaboutit.

-Don'tyouwannatalktohim?

-No.

No,becauseIknowexactlyhowtheconversation'sgonnago.

"Hey,Ross,youknow,Ithinkwehadamomentbefore."

"Yeah.Metoo."

"Well,butI'mnotsureIreallywanttodoanythingaboutit."

"Yeah.Meneither."

"Shouldwejustlivetogether..

andnottelleachotherhowwe'refeeling?

"

"Yeah,thatworksforme."

Yeah,Iseewhatyoumean.

Bytheway,niceRossimitation.

YourRachelwasn'twhinyenough.

-Well..Hey!

-Better.

ThepointismaybeIshouldjuststopwaitingaroundformomentswithRoss.

Youknow?

Ishouldjustmoveonwithmylife.

Soreally,you'removingonfromRoss?

Idon'tknow.DoIhavetodeciderightnow?

Youkindofjustdid.Thatguyisgonnacallyoutonight.

Rosswillpickupthephone,andthat'saprettyclearmessage.

Oh,myGod,Ros