经典美剧《老友记》第九季第九集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

1、经典美剧老友记第九季第九集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语This kitty is Mittens. This one is Fitzhugh.And this little guy in the cat condo is Jinkies.Thats a lot of cats, Jo Lynn.Single, are you?- Ill get it. - Okay.Chandler Bing.How come youre answering your own phone? Wheres your crazy assistant?Youre not crazy. Youre not crazy.

2、Otherwise, why would you have all those cats?Whats up, Joe?What have we always wanted to do together?Braid each others hair and ride horseback on the beach?No. No. No. When you get home tomorrow night.you and I are gonna be at the Wizards-Knicks game, courtside!- Courtside? Oh, my God! - Yeah!Maybe

3、Michael Jordan will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee!That is so cool. Ill let Monica know.These need your signature.Listen, Jo Lynn, that was my friend Joey. He calls everybody crazy.- Hello? - Hey, hon, its me.Hi. Hows the crazy cat lady?Joey just called.Hes got courtside Knicks tic

4、kets for him and me tomorrow night.But tomorrow nights the only night I get off from the restaurant.If you go, we wont have a night together for a week.But honey, its courtside! The cheerleaders will be right in.Thats not the way to convince you.I dont wanna be one of those wives that says:You cant

5、go to the game. You have to spend time with me.So if you could just realize it on your own.I know. Youre right. I wanna see you too.I gotta figure out a way to tell Joey. Hes looking forward to it.Tell him you havent seen your wife in a long time.Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is

6、really difficult.Tell him that what little time we have together is precious.Ill think of something.The One With Rachels Phone Number38I mean, its just. That dress.Well, I hope the ends of these sentences are good.Theyre good. Its just been a while since Ive seen you like this.You clean up good.Real

7、ly? Well, thank you.Okay, stop looking at me like that.- Last time that happened, that happened. - Right, right.So are you excited about your first night away from Emma?Yeah, yeah. Phoebe and l are gonna have so much fun.- Thank you for watching the baby. - Its fine.Actually, I invited Mike over.- P

8、hoebes Mike? - Yeah.- I didnt know you hung out. - We dont.but Id like to get to know him.Maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation.Thats so cute. Ross and Mikes first date.Its not a date.But if it turns out to be something more.Ill leave a tie on the door.Will that be awkward? What are you g

9、onna talk about?I dont know. But you know, we have a lot in common, you know?He plays piano. I played keyboards in college.Hes been divorced. I have some experience in that area.- Yeah? - Hi!Girls night out indeed.So I think Emma is probably down for the night.- but if you need anything. - Well be f

10、ine.- You go have fun. - Okay, you too.- Thanks. - And I hope you score.- Okay. Bye. - Bye.So, welcome.- I got beer. - I got bottled breast milk.- Why dont we start with the beer. - Okay.- So Phoebe tells me you play piano. - Yeah.You know, I used to play keyboards in college.Do you have one here?No

11、.Okay.You know, Im divorced.Phoebe. Phoebe says youre. Youve been divorced?Yeah, yeah.Yeah, Im sorry. I dont really like to talk about it.Thats okay. Well talk about something else.- This is a nice apartment. - Thanks.The moldings are all original.I dont know if the moldings are original in my apart

12、ment.- So youre a paleontologist, right? - Yeah.My cousins a paleontologist.Well, he and I would probably have a lot to talk about.- Welcome home. - Well, look at you.Yeah. What do you think?Well, it looks great. Its just.Im wearing the same thing underneath, so.You see what I mean?Hey! How come you

13、r doors locked?- Just a second! - No, no, no!- Joey cant know Im here. - Why not?I didnt want to say I couldnt go to the game.- so I told him I had to stay in Tulsa. - So you lied to him?Its always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.Except with you.Hey, open the door! Whats going

14、on?- What are you.? - Hi.Why are you dressed like that?Because Chandlers gonna be home in a couple of days.so I thought I would just, you know, practice the art of seduction.I thought I heard a mans voice before.No, I was just doing Chandlers side of the conversation.You know, like, Hi, how do I loo

15、k?Really sexy. Could I be any more turned on? You know?Okay. Wait a minute.Why are there two glasses of wine out?Because one of them is for you!Cheers! Okay, bye-bye.You know, its funny. Ive been practicing the art of seduction myself.- You might wanna keep practicing. - Yeah.- Its Joey. - What?- He

16、y, Joe. - Dude, come home!- What? Why? - Come home!Look, I cant. Whats going on?I dont know how to tell you this, but I think Monicas cheating on you!I told you, you shouldnt have married someone hotter than you!If you cant deal with this, then Im gonna.- No! - I just heard him!Can you hear him now?

17、No. All right, Im going in.- No, wait! - I heard him again!All right, just stay there. Im coming home.Ill see you when you get here.Ill wait out in the hall in case he comes out.- Is that really necessary? - Absolutely. Youd do it for me.Not that you ever have to, because I know how to keep my women

18、 satisfied.- Yeah, listen, thanks a lot. - Okay, bye.He thinks Im a slut.Oh, right, and youre supposed to be a fireman?Shouldnt the pizza be here by now?I mean, they said 30 minutes or less. Well, how long has it been?Eleven minutes.And now 12.- So you wanna watch TV? - You think I havent thought of

19、 that?I mean, I would like to but the cables out.Didnt seem like such a big deal until tonight.- So you like the beer? - I do. I do.Although, its actually a lager.Whats the difference between beer and lager?I dont know.We could look it up.Things are about to get wild.Oh, God, remember the girls nigh

20、ts we used to have.sitting around talking about you and Ross?Oh, God! It seems like forever ago.I know.So, whats going on with you and Ross?Well, I dont know. I mean, for a long time, nothing.But you know, actually, right before you picked me up.Ross and I had a little thing.Oh, my God! I love thing

21、s! What happened?Well, first he told me he liked how I looked.And then we had a little.eye contact.Eye contact?I hope you were using protection.Excuse me, these are from the two gentlemen at the end of the bar.Oh, actually, I cant have another one on account of my breast milk.Okay.Hey, Rach, maybe t

22、heres a less disgusting way to decline a drink.Should we send them something back? Lets send them mashed potatoes!No, wait! Dont do that!Thatll make them think they can come over.So, what if they do?Were not here to meet guys. You have a boyfriend. I have a baby and a Ross.Yeah, but nothing has to h

23、appen. Were just having fun.You know, not everything has to go as far as eye contact.Chandler, you have to tell Joey youre not in Tulsa.Isnt it better for him to think youre cheating on me.than for him to think Im cheating on him?I heard it.I dont want him to think Im having an affair.All right, Ive

24、 got a plan. Ill go down the fire escape.Because all good plans start with, Ill go down the fire escape.Hear me out, woman!Ill go down the fire escape and wait.Then itll be like I just got back from Tulsa.Joey and I will come in and see that theres no guy in here.Arent you afraid that Joeys gonna fi

25、gure all this out?I heard it.- Im gonna wait. - The scary pigeons back?Its huge.I cant believe you live in that building. My grandmother lives in that building!Ida Greene? No sense of personal space.kind of smells like chicken, looks like a potato.- Spuds is your grandmother? - Thats my bubbe!So wer

26、e on our way to a couple of parties.Maybe we could get your numbers and call if we find something fun?Yeah. Im sorry, we werent really looking for anything to happen.with you guys. I have a boyfriend.- All right. - Its no big deal.Just out of curiosity, which one of you was for me?- That wouldve bee

27、n me. - Nice.Different situation, cowboy, and you wouldve had yourself a handful.So she has a boyfriend. What is your situation?Well, its complicated. I dont actually have a boyfriend, but.Then can I have your number?Im sorry, no.Okay.Oh, sure!Oh, my God, youre giving your real number!Okay, thanks.

28、Ill give you a call later tonight.- Great. - Bye.Bye.So thats great.You, Bill, Ross and Emma are gonna be so happy together.What were you thinking?I dont know. He was cute, and he liked me. It was an impulse.Like when I bought these shoes. They were cute and they liked me too.But what about Ross? Wh

29、at about your moment?We had a moment. We looked at each other.Maybe if we live together for another 10 years, we may hold hands!But you were really excited about it.- Dont you wanna talk to him? - No.No, because I know exactly how the conversations gonna go.Hey, Ross, you know, I think we had a mome

30、nt before.Yeah. Me too.Well, but Im not sure I really want to do anything about it.Yeah. Me neither.Should we just live together.and not tell each other how were feeling?Yeah, that works for me.Yeah, I see what you mean.By the way, nice Ross imitation.Your Rachel wasnt whiny enough.- Well. Hey! - Be

31、tter.The point is maybe I should just stop waiting around for moments with Ross.You know? I should just move on with my life.So really, youre moving on from Ross?I dont know. Do I have to decide right now?You kind of just did. That guy is gonna call you tonight.Ross will pick up the phone, and thats a pretty clear message.Oh, my God, Ros