经典美剧《老友记》第六季第五集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第六季第五集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

Icannotbelievethatyoudidn'ttellmewearestillmarried!

Look,Iwasgoingtotellyou.

When?

Afterthebirthofourfirstsecretchild?

Rossdidn'tgettheannulment.Wearestillmarried!

-You'rekidding.-Oh,myGod!

Itwasn'tmybestdecision,butIcouldn'tfaceanotherfailedmarriage.

Atwhatpointdidyouthinkthiswasasuccessfulmarriage?

Rach,comeon.Ifyouthinkaboutit,it'sactuallykindoffunny.

Maybeit'sbestnottothinkaboutit.

Thisisinexcusable.I'mshockedtomyverycore.

Phoebe,Itoldheryoualreadyknew.

Anotherlie.Youhaveasickness!

Formyownpeaceofmind,areyoumarriedtoanymoreofus?

Look,Rach,Iwasgoingtotellyou.

Ijustwantedtodoitinmyownway.

Yes,silently,withnowords.

Look,inRoss'defense,okay....

TheOneWithJoey'sPorsche

20

ToaPorsche.

-Aretheseyours?

-Yeah.That'swhatIdrive.

Imake4bucksanhour.Isavedupfor350years.

少来了

Didanybodylosetheirkeys?

Puttheminthelostandfound.

There'salostandfound?

Myshoe!

Youleftashoehere?

Ididn'trealizetillIgothome.Iwasn'tgonnawalkbackwithoneshoe.

I'llgofindthatguy'scarandleaveanoteonthewindshield.

Whenhecomesbackforhiskeys,I'llgivehimyourshoe.

Great.Thanks.

Oh,good.Youguysarehere.Listen.

Howwouldyouliketospendtomorrowtakingcareofthreecutepuppies?

MyGod!

Whatafunday!

Soundsgreat!

Yeah,allright.

I'llbringthembytomorrowmorning.

Bytheway,they'renotactuallypuppies.

They'reFrankandAlice'striplets.Seeyou.

What?

Please,please,please?

FrankandAlice...

askedmetobaby-sitthem.I'mnervous.I'veneverdonethat.

Don'tworry.We'lldoit.

I'mgonnapass,becauseIwaskindofiffywhenitwaspuppies.

Comeon,Chandler.It'llgiveusgreatpracticeforwhen...

peoplewithbabiescometovisit.

不是那辆

SoIstillhaveboxeshere.

IstillhaveboxesatRoss'.

AndIhavenowheretolive.

Icouldsoeasilyfreakoutrightnow.

Whataboutme?

Deniseisleavingtownforawhile.Idon'thavearoommate.

Well,maybeIcouldbeyourroommate,Phoebe.

Maybeyoucouldbemyroommate!

Well,there'sanidea!

Thatwouldbegreat!

-HowlongisDenisegonefor?

-Shesaidshe'dbebackDecember26th.

December26th.

Maybeshe'sSantaClaus.

Oh,lookwhoitis.Myhusband,theappleofmyeye.

Okay,Igotusacourtdatefortomorrowat2...

andIpickedupalltheforms.

I'lltakecareofit.

Sure,ifyousayyou'lltakecareofit,Ihavenoreasontodoubtyou.

Givemethoseforms.

I'mgonnadothismywayandIdon'twannahearapeepoutofyou.

-Okay,Rach,but..-You'repeeping!

Ross,Ijustgot..

-Whydidyoudothis?

-Itoldyou..

Idon'twannahear"threefailedmarriages."

Ifyou'dhadtwofailedmarriages,you'dunderstand.

Thankstoyou,I'mhalfwaythere.

Oh,Iamsomad,Ross!

Idon'tthinkI'veeverbeenthisangry!

WhataboutwhenIsaidwewereonabreak?

-Nicecar.-Yeah,it'snotmine.

-Iloveyourcar.-Yeah,it'smine.

-Ibetit'sfast.-Metoo.Yeah.

Andcomfortable.

-Youlikeleatherseats?

-Yeah.

It'sgotthem!

Phoebe,how'sitgoing?

I'mokay.Aretheyhavingfun?

AmItalkingtoofast?

No.Yousoundlikeme.

It'sgoinggreat.LookatChandlerwithLittleBabyGirlChandler.

LittleBabyGirlChandler.WherehaveIheardthatbefore?

Oh,CoachRubin.

Phoebe,whenyou'redoneoverthere,we'vegotasituationoverheretoo.

No.Weareallresponsibleforourownbabies.

That'swhereyou'rewrong.We'vebeenplayingthemman-to-man.

Weshouldreallybeplayingazonedefense.

Whatdoyoumean?

Things'llgosmootherifweeachhaveazone.Phoebe,beinchargeofwiping.

Mon,beinchargeofdiapering.

I'llbeinchargeoflookingathowcutetheyarewhentheyputtheirhands...

Soundsgreat,butyoushouldbeinchargeofwiping.

Okay,I'marookie.Ishouldnotbeintheendzone.

Thisissogreat.Thisisexactlyhowwesettheplatesattherestaurant.

Yeah?

Well,thisisnotwhatIordered.

Hey,guys.

Hey,babies.

I'mhavingthebestmorning.

ThatPorscheI'vegotthekeysto?

Stillthere.

Shocking,sinceyoustillhavethekeys.

YoushouldseethetreatmentIgetwiththatcar.

Peoplearefriendly.Theywannatalk.Andnotjustaboutthecar.

Oneguyadvisedmeonmyequityinvestments.

Whatequityinvestments?

TheonesthatgotmethePorsche.Willyoukeepup?

Ifpeopleseemejuststandingthere,they'regonnathinkIdon'townit.

SoIfigureI'llwashit.Monica,yougotabucketandsoap?

Oh,yeah.Igotsoapandspongesandrags...

andcarnaubawaxandpolishingcompound.

Youdon'tevenhaveacar.

Iknow.Oncetherewasadirtycarinfrontofthebuilding,soIwashedit.

-And?

-Andsixothers.

Thereyouare.

Yeah,shetopsoutat130.

That'sjustinthecity.Igetherupto160upstate.

Really?

Yougotaplaceupstate?

Sure.

-Allright.Seeyoulater.-Okay.Takeiteasy.

Hey.That'smycar.

Really?

Justgivemefivemoreminutes.

Whatareyoudoing?

IfoundthekeysandnowI'mjustpolishingherup.

-Butit'smycar.-Yeah,butit'smywax.

Listen,Idon'tcometothecitymuch.

Idon'tknowifyou'recrazyorifthisissomestreettheater...

butcouldIhavemykeys?

Sure.Yeah.I'llsaveyourparkingspot.

I'mnotcomingback.

-Whynot?

-Iliveupstate.

Yeah,sodidI.

Idon'tknowwhyIwassonervous...

andwhyFrankandAlicecomplain.Thisiseasy.

Yeah,twohours,alifetime,that'sthesame.

Checkitout!

Whenthebabieswakeup...

theycanmeetKrog!

Thatthingcouldputsomeone'seyeout.

Hecandomorethanthat.Hecandestroytheuniverse.

Theycouldswallowoneofthoselittleparts.

Also,lookathissmootharea.That'sjustgonnamessthemup.

It'sjustnotanappropriatetoyfor1-year-olds.Or30-year-olds.

Theywon'tswallowanything.You'retoooverprotective.

WhenIwasakid,mymomusedtothrowmeintoapileofbrokenglass.

-What?

-Glass,sand,whatever.

LookatlittleLesliestretchinginhersleep.

Oh,it'ssocute.

Iwonderwhenyoustopputtingbothlegsbehindyourhead.

Icanstilldothat.

Howareyoustillsingle?

Ithoughtaboutitandmaybeyou'reright.MaybeKrogisnotasafetoy.

-Whatmadeyouchangeyourmind?

-Iswallowedhissonicblastergun.

Howdidthathappen?

IwastryingtoprovethatIwasright.

AnditturnsoutIwaswrong...

andnowit'slodgedinmythroat.

Thiswholetimewewereconcentratingonthebabies...

andnoonewaswatchingChandler!

Youareaskingthecourtforanannulment?

Yes,YourHonor.Hereareourforms,allfilledout.

Sobasedonyourpetition...

youareseekinganannulmentonthegrounds...

that"Mr.Gellerismentallyunstable."

Fine.I'mmentallyunstable.

Andbasedonthefactthat"Mr.Gellerisanintravenousdruguser."

-What?

-Yes.Heroinandcrack.

Crackisn'tevenanintravenousdrug.

Well,youwouldknow.

Now,italsosaysherethatyou...

"liedaboutyoursexualpreferencebeforemarriage."

Oh,comeon.

Ross,please.Ifoundthemagazines.

Andfinally,thatyouwere"unabletoconsummatethemarriage."

Well,thatmakessensesinceyou'regayandaddictedtoheroin.

Youknow,I'msorry,thisisinsane.

I'mnotaddictedtoheroin,I'mnotgayandthereisnoproblem...

withmyabilitytoconsummateanything.

I'llconsummatethismarriagerighthere,rightnow!

Thatwon'tbenecessary.

Andwhenweweredating,weconsummatedlikebunnies.

Ifyouwereinvolvedinaseriousrelationship,thatcreatesaproblem.

Restassured,thatrelationshipendedtwoyearsago.

Strike"consummatedlikebunnies"fromtherecord.

Isthereanythinginthisrecordthatisactuallytrue?

Well,yes.WegotmarriedinVegas.

Andthenames,Ithink.

That'snotthewaythelegalsystemworks.

Thisprocessisbasedonanobjectivereviewofthefacts,notofthelies.

Objection!

-Itdoesn'tworklikethateither.-Overruled.

Oh,stopit.

BasedonwhatI'veheard,youcertainlydon'tqualifyforanannulment.

Ifyoudon'twannabetogether,filefordivorce.

That'sgreat.Youhappy?

Lookwhatyoudidwithyourfunny,funnyform.

What?

Me?

Whataboutyouandyour"consummatedlikebunnies"nonsense?

Whatareyoutypingthatfor?

Shesaidwedon'tgettheannulment.

Don'ttypethat.What..

Stoptyping!

Stoptyping!

"Stoptyping,stoptyping!

"

Okay,doyouseewhatyou'rekeepingmemarriedto?

Getoutofmychambers.

Lady,here'sthedeal.

IcamehereforanannulmentandI'mnotleavinghereuntilIgetone!

-Wouldyoulikeanightinjail?

-Thankyouforyourtime.

ThatPorscheguytookhiscarback.

Butyoufoundthekeystohisclothes?

No,IjustlovethewayitfeelswheneverybodythinksIownaPorsche.

They'llthinkyouownonebecauseoftheclothes?

Ofcourse.

Onlyanidiotwouldwearthisstuffifhedidn'thavethecar.

Thatistrue.

Yeah,butonlyageniuswouldswallowasonicblastergun.

Oh,I'vebeenthere.

IamgonnagodrivemyPorsche.

Youknowyoudon'tactuallyhaveone.

Whatareyoudoing?

I'mincharacter.Willyoutalktoher?

Ithinkitjustmoved.It'spokingme.

We'llgototheemergencyroom.

No,youcan'tleavemeherewiththem.We'rebabysitting.

Thebabiesareasleep.You'llbeokayonyourown.

Youcan'tleavemewiththem.We'reateam.

We'replayingazone.They'lltriple-teamme!

He'sgotplasticinhisthroat.Wegottagotothehospital.

Butadoctorwon'tbeabletohelphim.Andit'sjustgonna...

naturallypassthroughhissysteminsevenyears.

-Ithinkthat'sgum.-I'mprettysureit'sgun.

Thisreallyhurts.Let'sgo.

Butno!

Arealmanwouldn'tjustruntothehospital.

No!

WhatwouldKrogdo?

Whyisn'tthatvaletbackwithmyPorsche?

Maybebecauseyou'vegotthekeys?

保时捷

-Thatwastotallyyourfault.-Myfault?

Youthreatenedthejudge.

Yourippedthepaperout