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律政俏佳人剧本
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She'salawyer.
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00.
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theentirefoundationuponwhichourlegalsystem'sbuilt.
Andbytheway...
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Sweetie,youcustomizedmyring?
Again?
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-What?
-FenwayPark!
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rightontheentryfield!
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MayIaskwhy?
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recommendsa4to6-weekwindowforRSVPs...
andIcan'tsendtheinvitationwithoutanaddress.
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toyourdog'smother.Andyou'reserious?
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oftheonelovingcreaturewho'salwaysbeenthereforme.
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I'mthinkingthesamething.
-Elle!
-Hi,Mr.Blaine.
-Theclientisthrilled.-Good!
Howyouseamlesslynegotiatedthatdeal?
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Soyforyou,honey.Nodairy.
That'sri