律政俏佳人剧本.docx

1、律政俏佳人剧本Legally Blonde 2 scriptLook, her first high-end retail shopping experience. Her nanny tried to take her to Baby Gap. but shed just cry and cry. She was a professional shopper at age three. Oh, wow! Remember when she was on the cover of Seventeen? She had so much potential back then. Look at h

2、er. She could have been a Playmate by now. Hello! Shes a lawyer. -Thats way better. -Why? There she is! You always said she has the perfect shaped head. for a tiara! Look at that slime dog! It was so nice of you to make this for Elles wedding shower. I cant scrapbook worth a damn. I took a class on

3、it at community college. -She got a B. -Plus! The day she passed her LSAT! I swallowed some of that Silly String. It wouldnt be the first time. Look at that. Her first day at Harvard. Unbelievable. Awesome. The Bend and Snap! I love that. I did it last night naked. -You did not. -Yes. I busted a win

4、dow. Oh, my God, theres Bruisers first highlights. Is this the key to her first office at the firm? Remember that Caribbean decor? It was genius. Look, there she is with Congresswoman Rudd. when they started the Harvard alumni womens event. -Yeah. -Thats two kick-ass women. I like them. I really lik

5、e them. The first day they met! Emmett loves her already. You can see it in his eyes. Emmett and Elle. Theyre truly Romeo and Juliet without the dying. Paulette? Oh, my God! Girls, I think its her. -Quick! Lights out! -OK! Paulette? I thought we were supposed to be at the movies by 9:00. Surprise! W

6、e got her! Oh, my God! Margot, Serena, I cannot believe. you guys flew all the way here! -No biggie. -On the contrary. Its a huge biggie. Thank you. You guys are the best. Speaking of biggies, can we see your ring again? Not your Delta Nu ring, Elle. You mean, this one? Clarity between F.L. and V.V.

7、S. Nice girdle diameter. Cut impeccable. Its a keeper. Thanks! Oh, my gosh, its from Emmett! Thats me and Emmett on Fenway baseball field. Its his favorite place in the whole world. I love snow globes. I can hear the ocean. Listen, honey, youre a full-time bride now. so youll need a whole new wardro

8、be. Im not quitting my job, you guys. Do you guys remember that feeling we used to get. during a really intense Spinning class? That we feel so truly amazing about ourselves? Thats how I feel being a lawyer. I love it. I have this huge annual review coming up. so keep em crossed, girls. Crossed! Con

9、gratulations, you did it. With three wrong answers, youve managed to undermine. the entire foundation upon which our legal systems built. And by the way. it only took me two wrong answers. Sweetie, you customized my ring? Again? Emmett, you are never going to believe my news! -What? -Fenway Park! Yo

10、u, me, two rings, and one recently ordained umpire. right on the entry field! Infield. What are you talking about? It turns out the starting pitcher for the Red Sox. has an unfortunate unibrow problem. He goes to Nadia, my waxer. so the team pulled some strings with the site manager. and were gettin

11、g married at Fenway! Are you serious? Are you sure this is what you want to do? I can married anywhere and it wouldnt matter. Thats a lie. Im getting married under the Green Monster! Yes! And in just three months and four days! Emmett, we have so much to talk about. I want everybody who matters to u

12、s to be there. Oh, my God! I almost forgot! You want me to what? You want me to what? A biological birth parent search. For your dog. For my Chihuahua-American Bruiser Woods. I found him abandoned years ago. Miss, Im the highest-paid, most sought after. private investigator in the greater Boston are

13、a. Thats precisely why we came to you, Detective. It is absolutely vital that we find Bruisers mother pronto. His father might be more difficult. You know dogs. May I ask why? Of course. Martha Stewart Weddings. recommends a 4 to 6-week window for RSVPs. and I cant send the invitation without an add

14、ress. And the sooner I get started on the calligraphy the better. You want to send an invitation to your wedding. to your dogs mother. And youre serious? Detective, if I have to make room. for my second cousins vegan diet coach. you better believe Ill make room for the mother. of the one loving crea

15、ture whos always been there for me. In fact, I cant believe I havent done this sooner! Im thinking the same thing. -Elle! -Hi, Mr. Blaine. -The client is thrilled. -Good! How you seamlessly negotiated that deal? -lt was simply magnifique. -Thank you. Big staff meeting today, kiddo. All right. I got my fingers crossed. Milton, two shots, extra foam. -Wow. Thanks, E.W. -No problem! -Go get em today. -Thanks. Soy for you, honey. No dairy. Thats ri