完整word版《老友记》第一季第2集剧本台词中英文对照.docx

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完整word版《老友记》第一季第2集剧本台词中英文对照

102TheOneWiththeSonogramattheEnd（参加助产训练班）

[SceneCentralPerk,everyone'sthere.]

Monica:

Whatyouguysdon'tunderstandis,forus,kissingisasimportantasanypartofit.你们男生不懂亲吻对女生的重要性，对我们而言，亲吻和其他任何部分一样重要Joey:

Yeah,right...Y'serious?

没错，当真?

Phoebe:

Oh,yeah!

Rachel:

Everythingyouneedtoknowisinthatfirstkiss.你想了解的一切全在初吻之中。

Monica:

Absolutely.没错

Chandler:

Yeah,Ithinkforus,kissingisprettymuchlikeanopeningact,y'know?

Imeanit'slikethestand-upcomedianyouhavetositthroughbeforePinkFloydcomesout.对我们而言亲吻就像是开场，就像佛洛伊飞船出场前，你得耐着性子先看完脱口秀Ross:

Yeah,and-andit'snotthatwedon'tlikethecomedian;it'sthat-that...that'snotwhyweboughttheticket.

对，我们并非讨厌脱口秀，只是那不是我们买票的原因

Chandler:

Theproblemis,though,aftertheconcert'sover,nomatterhowgreattheshowwas,yougirlsarealwayslookingforthecomedianagain,y'know?

Imean,we'reinthecar,we'refightingtraffic...basicallyjusttryingtostayawake.

问题出在于演唱会结束后不论表演有多精彩，你们女生总还想再看脱口秀，我们在车上奋力杀出车阵，只是拼命让自己别睡着

Rachel:

Yeah,well,wordofadvice:

Bringbackthecomedian.Otherwisenexttimeyou'regonnafindyourselfsittingathome,listeningtothatalbumalone.

是哦?

给你一个建议叫脱口秀主持人再度上场，否则下次，你们只能坐家里听唱片Joey:

（pause）Arewestilltalkingaboutsex?

我们还在谈论性吗?

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

MuseumofPrehistoricHistory,Rossandaco-worker（Marsha）aresettingupanexhibitwhichincludessomemannequinsofcavepeople.]

Ross:

No,it'sgood,itisgood,it'sjustthat-mm-doesn'tsheseemalittleangry?

不，这样很好，只是她看起来是不是有点生气吗?

Marsha:

Well,shehasissues.她有麻烦事

Ross:

Doesshe.她有吗？

Marsha:

He'soutbangingotherwomenovertheheadwithaclub,whileshesitsathometryingtogetthemastodonsmelloutofthecarpet!

他尝试和“参与者先生”生活在一起，他在外头乱搞女人，而她却待家里设法去除地毯上乳齿象的味道

Ross:

Marsha,thesearecavepeople.Okay?

Theyhaveissueslike'Gee,thatglacier'sgettingkindaclose.'See?

玛莎，他们是穴居人，他们关心的问题是Gee,那条冰河愈来愈接近了

Marsha:

Speakingofissues,isn'tthatyourex-wife?

谈到麻烦事,那不是你前妻吗?

（Carol,Ross'sex-wife,hasenteredbehindthemandisstandingoutstidetheexhibit.）Ross:

（tryingtoignoreher）No.No.不,那不是Marsha:

Yes,itis.Carol!

Hi!

是的,是卡箩,嗨

Ross:

Okay,okay,yes,itis.（waves）HowaboutI'll,uh,catchupwithyouintheIceAge.好吧，是她我会到冰河期去找你

（MarshaextisandRosswavesCarolintotheexhibit.）Ross:

Hi.

Carol:

So.

Ross:

Youlookgreat.I,uh...Ihatethat.你的气色好极了，我讨厌看到这样

Carol:

Sorry.Youlookgoodtoo.抱歉，谢了！

你的气色也很好

Ross:

Ah,well,inhere,anyonewho...standserect...Sowhat'snew?

Still,uh...

好吧，在这儿任何人，直立行走的人…最近如何？

还是…

Carol:

Alesbian?

女同志?

Ross:

Well...youneverknow.How's,um..how'sthefamily?

问问无妨嘛，家庭生活如何?

Carol:

Marty'sstilltotallyparanoid.Oh,and,uh-玛蒂的疑心病还是很重

Ross:

Why-whyareyouhere,Carol?

卡萝，为什么来这儿?

Carol:

I'mpregnant.我怀孕了

Ross:

Pregnant?

!

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarewatchingThree'sCompany.]

Chandler:

Oh,IthinkthisistheepisodeofThree'sCompanywherethere'ssomekindofmisunderstanding.

这是“斯瑞家族公司”，他们有误会的那集，

Phoebe:

...ThenI'vealreadyseenthisone!

（TurnsofftheTV.）我看过这一集

Monica:

（takingadrinkfromJoey）Areyouthroughwiththat?

喝完没?

Joey:

Yeah,sorry,theswallowingslowedmedown.抱歉，吞下去的时间太慢

Monica:

Whoselittleballofpaperisthis?

!

这是谁的小纸团?

Chandler:

Oh,uh,thatwouldbemine.See,Iwroteanotetomyself,andthenIrealisedIdidn'tneedit,soIballeditupand...（seesthatMonicaisglaringathim）...nowIwishIwasdead.我的，我写给自己一张便条后来觉得自己不需要，于是将它揉成纸团现在我不想活了（Monicastartstofluffapillow.）

Phoebe:

She'salreadyfluffedthatpillow...Monica,youknow,you'vealreadyfluffedthat-（Monicaglaresather.）-but,it'sfine!

她已经拍松过那个枕头.摩妮卡，你已经拍过了枕头了?

Monica:

Look,I'msorry,guys,Ijustdon'twannagivethemanymoreammunitionthantheyalreadyhave.

我只是不想让他们有藉题发挥的机会

Chandler:

Yes,andweallknowhowcruelaparentcanbeabouttheflatnessofachild'spillow.我们都知道父母对枕头平的孩子有多凶

Phoebe:

Monica-Hi!

Um,Monica,you'rescaringme.Imean,you'relike,you'relikeallchaoticandtwirly.Andnot-notinagoodway.

摩妮卡？

嗨！

摩妮卡…你吓到我了，我是说，你现在这样子慌慌张张的显得不是很好

Joey:

Yeah,calmdown.Youdon'tseeRossgettingallchaoticandtwirlyeverytimetheycome.安心吧.你们没看过每次他们来时，罗斯慌张的模样

Monica:

That'sbecauseasfarasmyparentsareconcerned,Rosscandonowrong.Y'see,he'sthePrince.ApparentlytheyhadsomebigceremonybeforeIwasborn.

因为在我爸妈心目中罗斯不可能犯错，他是个王子，显然,他们在我出生前有个大型仪式

Chandler:

（lookingoutthewindow）Ew,ew,ew,ewewewewew!

Monica:

What?

Chandler:

UglyNakedGuygotaThighmaster!

什么?

-丑陋裸男有个“美腿器”

All:

Eeaagh!

（Rachelentersfromherroom.）

Rachel:

Hasanybodyseenmyengagementring?

有人看见我的订婚戒指吗?

Phoebe:

Yeah,it'sbeautiful.有，很漂亮

Rachel:

OhGod,ohGod,ohGodohGodohGodohGod（Startstolookunderthecouch

cushions.）

Phoebe:

No,look,don'ttouchthat!

嘿,不要动它们

Rachel: