经典美剧《老友记》第十季第十一集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第十季第十一集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

-Hey,guys..-Wait!

Letmetellthem.

-Sure.-Joey'sgonnabe..

acelebrityguestonagameshow.

Really?

Whichone?

Fish.Seaweed.

-Asunkenship.-Thingsyoufindintheocean.

-You'regonnabeonPyramid!

-Yeah.

-Thatwasourfavoritegameshowever.-ExceptforMatchGame.

OrWin,LoseorDraw.

WhatdidImarryinto?

Youguyswannacomeandwatchmetapetheshow?

Oh,wecan't.We'rethrowingPhoebeabacheloretteparty.

Yeah.Sorry,boys,thisride'sclosing.

AndChandlerandIhavethisstupidcollegealumnithing.

Ican'tbelieveyougettomeetDonnyOsmond.

Seriously?

RossandIalwayswantedtobeDonnyandMarie.

Youguysjustkeepgettingcoolerandcooler.

Yeah,weusedtoperformforourfamilyandfriends.

Oh,God,that'sright.Iblockedthatout.

I'mleavingyou.

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01:

20,640-->00:

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21,600

It'ssoweirdtoseeallthesepeopleagain.

Oh,myGod,look.There'sJeffreyKlarik.

-Who?

-HewasroommateswithJohnRosoff.

HewentoutwithAndreaTamborino.

ShedumpedhimforMichaelSkloff.

DidIgotothisschool?

Hey,there'sMissyGoldberg.Yougottarememberher.

Sure.Nice.

Dude,you'remarriedtomysister.

You'reright.Bysaying"nice,"I'mvirtuallylickingher.

Hey,Ihearshe'ssingleagain.YouthinkIshouldaskherout?

Areyouaskingpermissiontobreakthepact?

Yes,please.

Hey.Hey,checkoutthefliersfortheband.

-ImadethemonaMacintosh.-Awesome.

Thenamereallystandsout.

ThankstoalittlesomethingcalledHelveticaBold24-point.

Man,we'regonnarockthatAsianStudentUnion.

-Hey,guys.-Hey,Missy.

-OurbandisplayingonFriday.-Yeah,youshouldcomecheckusout.

We'recalledWay/NoWay.

-Noway.-Way.

-Great.I'llbethere.-Fresh.

-Boss.-Mint.

-She'sgone.-Iknowit.

-Iamtotallygonnaaskherout.-Dude,Iwasgonnaaskherout.

-Isaiditfirst,bro.-Well,Ithoughtitfirst,Homes.

-Look,ifyoudate..-Wait!

Wait!

Whatarewedoing?

Whatwehaveistooimportanttomessitupoversomegirl.

Imean,wecangetlaidanytimewewant.

Totally.

-Ihadsexinhighschool.-Metoo.I'mgoodatit.

Allright,Isaywemakeapact.

NeitherofuswillgooutwithMissyGoldberg.

Yougotit.

That'sMissyGoldberg,PhoebeCatesandMollyRingwald..

-whowecan'tgooutwith.-Thosearethepacts.

AndSheenaEaston.Butweprobablycouldn'tgetheranyway.

Maybenotyou.

Well,Iofficiallygiveyoupermissiontobreakthepact.

Thankyou.

HereIgo.Hey,rememberhowscaryitusedtobegoinguptogirlsincollege?

-Yourhandsareshaking.-Iknow.AndIcan'tstopsweating.

Five,four,three.Applause.

Yeah!

Welcome.ItisSoapOperaWeekhereonPyramid.

Let'smeetourcontestants.First,GeneLesterisadatabasespecialist.

He'sgonnabeplayingwithDaysofOurLivesstarJoeyTribbiani.

Andoverhere,wehaveHenriettaCherry.

Iknowitcanbeintimidatingforregularpeopletobearoundcelebrities..

butrelax.I'mjustlikeyou,onlybetter-lookingandricher.

She'llbeplayingwithstarofGeneralHospital,LeslieCharleson.

Welcome,everybody.Goodlucktoallofyou.Let'splayPyramid.

Allright?

Now,weflippedacoinbeforetheshow.

Gene,youwonthetoss,soyou'llstart.Whichcategory?

-"YouCrossedtheLine."-"YouCrossedtheLine."Joey..

describeforGenethesethingsthathavelines.

Giveme20secondsontheclock,please.Ready?

Go.

Okay,it'sastorelikeasupermarket.

IseewhatIdidthere.Okay,okay.I'mwritinginmy..

-Diary.-No,morelikeanotebook.

IfI'mbuildingahouse,theplan..

isn'tcalleda"shmooprint"..

Ican'tdothateither?

Inhighschool,Ioncehadsexwithagirlrightinthemiddleofthe..?

-Cafeteria?

-Yeah,butthey'renotlookingforthat.

-Thankyousomuchforthis.-Youlikeit?

Oh,myGod,it'sallsoelegant.

When'sthedirtystuffstarting?

-What?

-Thestrippersandtheguysdancing..

and,youknow,pee-peesflyingabout.

Phoebe,I..Thereisn'tgonnabeany"flyingabout."

Wethoughtwewerealittletoomatureforstufflikethat.

Oh,okay.

Iseewhatyou'redoing.That'sfine.Thisisallthereis.Justtea.Okay.

Raunchy.

Seriously,Phoebe,it'snotgonnabethatkindofaparty.

Really?

Sothisis..?

Thisismybigsendoffintomarriedlife?

Rachel,thisistheonlybachelorettepartyI'mevergonnahave.

I'vegotabigwadofonesinmypurse.

Really?

Imean,really?

It'sjusttea?

No.

-Phoebe,ofcoursethere'smore.-Okay.

Imean,letmejustgotalktoMonica..

andgetanETAonthepee-pees.

We'vegotaproblem.

Oh,myGod.DidsomeonefindmyBand-Aidintheirscone?

Thatwasn'tanapricot?

-What'stheproblem?

-Okay.Phoebewantsastripper.

Ithoughtwesaidweweretoogrownupforthat.

Yeah,well,it'swhatshewants.

Hey,whyisthepagethathasstrippersonitdog-eared?

ChandlerwasinTulsa.Iwasbored.

Pleasedon'ttellhim.

Now,Gene,Imustremindyou,youneedallsixofthesetostayinthegame.

DescribeforJoey"thingsyoufindinyourrefrigerator."

Theymightaswelljustgiveusthepoints.

Giveme20secondsontheclock.Ready?

Go.

-Youputthisinyourcoffee.-Aspoon.Yourhands.Yourface.

-It'swhite.-Paper.Snow.Aghost!

-It'sheavierthanmilk.-Arock.Adog.TheEarth.

Pass.

-Youputitonasandwich.-Salami.Anchovies.Jam.

-It'swhite.-Paper.Snow.Aghost!

-It'smadefromeggs.-Chickens?

Pass.

-Youputthisonahamburger.-Ketchup!

Relish!

Stop!

Oh,time'sup.Well,Joey,youwere..

almostonarollthere.Gene..

you'llhaveachancetogototheWinner'sCircle,butnow..

Henrietta,you'regoingtotheWinner'sCircletotryyourluckfor$10,000..

rightafterthis.Don'tgoaway.

Andwe'reout.

-Howaboutthatketchupthing,huh?

-Yeah.Impressive.

Oh,sowedidn'twin.Butit'sfuntoplaythegame,right?

Igotakidstartingcollege.Ihavetogetsurgeryonmyknee.

Youjustlostme10grand.

Oh,wow.

I'msosorry.Okay,Ipromise,we'lldobetternexttime.

Well,Iwill,becauseIwon'tbeplayingwithyou.

Hey,someofthoseareprettyhard.

Like,whywouldtherebeaghostinmyfridge?

Yeah.

-SoSaturdaynight?

-I'dloveto.

Great.

Sohowcomeittookyousolongtoaskmeout?

Oh,well,thisisgonnasoundkindofsilly..

butdoyouremembermyroommate,ChandlerBing?

Sure.Hewasinyour"band."

It'sbeen16years,buttheairquotesstillhurt.

-Sorry.-That'sokay.Anyway..

Well,heandIbothreallylikedyoualot..

butwedidn'twantittojeopardizeourfriendship,sowemadeapact..

thatneitherofuscouldaskyouout.

-Really?

-Yeah,why?

Well,ChandlerandIusedtomakeout.

Alot.

-Youdid?

-Yeah.

-We'dgotothesciencelabafter-hours.-Andonmyturf?

!

Hey,whereisthisguy?

It'sbeenoveranhour.

He'scomingfromJersey.Hesaidhe'dgethereasfastashecould.

Oh,bytheway,Phoebe'sfriendMargefoundanearringincucumbersandwich.

Well,it'snotmi..

Iamnotonmygametoday.

-Whoisit?

-It'sthepolice.

Thepolice!

That'sright.It'sOfficerGoodbody.

What'sthematter,officer?

Hassomeonebeenbad?

That'salotofstairs.

Boy.

Youshouldwarnpeoplethere'snoelevator.

IshouldnothavehadthatMexicanfoodforlunch.

Areyougonnabeokay,Officer..?

-Goodbody.-Ifyousayso.

Sowhere'stheyounglady..

whoIamsupposedtotakedowntown?

Oh,God.

You,mydear,areunderarrest.

Cardiacarrest?

Allright.Somebodyshowmewheretopluginmybox..

andwe'llgetthispartystarted.

-Overhere?

-Yeah.

-Allright.-Rachel?

-Yeah?

-Areyoukidding?

Wedidn'tknowyouwantedastripper,sowegotthephonebook..

-andgotthefirstnamewecouldfind.-Howold'syourphonebook?

Oh,myGod,thismanisgonnagetnakedinmyapartment.

God,no.Idon'twannaseehimtakehisclothesoff.

Areyoutalkingaboutme?

No.

Imean,obviouslywewannaseeyoutakeyourclothesoff.

Youbigpieceofeyecandy.

Okay.Okay,ladies,canIhaveyourattention,please?

Oh,yeah.

Didsomeonecallforthelongarmofthelaw?

Ishouldwarnyou,Ihaveaconcealedweapon.

Ihopeyou'refamiliarwiththisstate'spenalcode.

Okay,okay.Enoughteasing.

Nowforsomepleasing.

Shecringed.

ThisishowIlookwhenI'mturned-on.

Youweretalkingaboutmebefore.

Look,Idon'tneedthis.I'moutofhere.Where'smyhat?

Look,I'vebeeninthisbusinessforalongtime.

Shocking.

Now,ifyou'lljustpaymemy$300,I'llbeonmyway.

-$300?

Areyoukidding?

-That'sokay.Letmegetmycheckbook.

You'renotgonnapayhim.Hedidn'tdoanything.

Didn'tdoanything?

ItookabusallthewayfromHoboken.

Iclimbed,Idon'tknow,like,abillionstairs.

Andit'snotlikeIcantakethemtwoatatime.

Idon'tcare.We'renotpayingyou$300forthis.

It'snotmyfaultifyou'retoouptighttoappreciate..

themaleforminallitsglory.

Okay,I'muptight.That'swhyIdon'twannawatchamiddle-agedguy..

dancearoundinwhatIcanonlyassumeisachild'sHalloweencostume.

Imayhaveborrowedthisfrommynephew..

butletmeassureyou,what'sunderneathisallman.

I'msorry,didyousay"allman"or"oldman"?

You'remean.

-Look,officer..Sir?

-Damnit.

Bigsurprise.Thehunkofbeefhasfeelings.

Applause.

Okay,Henrietta,youpicked"JackandJillWentUpTheHill."

MyfriendRachelhasakid.Itotallyknownurseryrhymes.

Joey,describethesethingsassociatedwiththeUnitedStatesCongress.

Giveme20secondsontheclock,please.

Ready?

Go.

Pass.

Pass.

Pass.

-Thethinghanginginyourthroat.-Uvula.

Thenpass.

Okay.Henrietta,youdidn'tgetallthepointsyouneeded..

sothatmeans,Gene,youaregoingtotheWinner'sCircletotryfor$10,000.

Andyou'regonnabegoingtherewithJoeyTribbiani.

Pass.

Nope.Youmustbethinkingofsomeoneelse.