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经典英语短文

36篇经典英语短文！

楼主作者：

lapoleon发表时间：

2010-04-2915:

11:

54

TheBall-pointPen（圆珠笔）

Onedayayoungmotherwasplayingwithherfive-year-oldson.Suddenlyhegrabbedherball-pointpenandswallowedit.

"Oh,no!

"criedthewoman."Wemustfindadoctor."

Shetookherson,ranoutofthehouse,ranoutofthehouse,puthimintheircar,anddrovequicklytothenearestdoctor'soffice.Takinghersonbythehand,sherushedintothewaitingroomandshoutedtothenurse,"Imustseethedoctorimmediately."

"I'msorry,"saidthenursecalmly,"butthedoctorisbusy.""butthedoctorisbusy.""Butnurse,"shesaid,"please!

Mysonjustswallowedmyball---pointpen!

"

"Well,"saidthenurse."I'mterriblysorry,butyou'lljusthavetouseapencil."

GeorgeWhshingandtheHorse（乔治.华盛顿和马）

onceaneighbourstoleonceofWashington'shorse.Washingtonwentapolicetotheneighbour'sfarmtogetthehorse,buttheneighbourrefusedtotheneighbour'sfarmtogetthehorse,buttheneghbourrefusedtogivethehorseup;heclaimedthatitwashishorse.

Whshingtonplacedbothofhishandsovertheeyesofthehorseandsaidtotheneighbour."Ifthisisyourhorse,thenyoumusttellusinwhicheyeheisblind."

"Intherighteye!

"theneighboursaid.

Washingtontookhishandfromtherighteyeofthehorseandshowedthepoliceofficerthatthehorsewasnotblindtntherighteye.

"Oh,Ihavemadeamistake,"saidtheneighbour."heisblindinthelifteye."

Washingtonthenshowedthatthehorsewasnotblindinthelifteyeeither.

"Ihavemadeanothermistske,"saidtheneighbour.

"Yes,"saidthepoliceofficer,"andyouhavealsoproventhatthehorsedoesnotbelongtoyou.YoumustreturnittoMr.Washington."

2楼作者：

lapoleon发表时间：

2010-04-2915:

12:

11

HeUnderstood（他懂了！

）

TwoAmericansweretravellinginspain.Onemoringtheycameintoalittlerestaurantforlunch.TheydidnotknowSpanish,andtheirwaiterdidnotknowEnglish.Theywantedhimtounderstandthattheywantedsomemilkandsandwiches.

Atfirsttheypronoucedtheword"milk"manytimes.times.Thentheyspelledit.Butthewaitercouldnotunderstandthem.

Atlastoneofthemtookapieceofpaperandbegantodrawacow.Hewasfinishinghisdrawing,whenthewaiterlookedatitandranoutoftherestaurant."Doyousee,"saidoneofthetravellers,"whatapencilcandoforamanwhohasdifficultiesinaforeigncountry?

"

Thewaiterwasbackagainsometimeafter,buthebroughtnomilk.

Heputdowninfrontofthetwomentickctsforabullfight.

3楼作者：

lapoleon发表时间：

2010-04-2915:

12:

18

AnAdvertisementformodernbicycle（一则新式自行车广告）

Tomsawanadvertisementinanewspaperforabeautilfulmordernbicylewhichcost50,sohewenttotheshopwhichhadputtheadvertisementinandaskedtoseeoneoftheirwonderfulbicycles.

TheshopkeepetwasveryhappytoshowonetoTom,whoexamineditcarefullyandandthenturnedtotheshopkeeper,saying,"Thereisn'talamponthisbicycle,buttherewasoneonthebicycleinyouradvertisement.""Yes,sir,"answeredtheshopkeeper,"butthelampisn'tuncludedinthepriceofthebicycle.It'sanextra."

"Notincludedinthepriceofbicycle?

"Tomsaidangrily,"Butthat'snothonest.Ifthelamp'sintheadvertisement,itshouldhavebeeninxludedinthepriceyougavethere."

"Well,sir,"answeredtheshopkeepercalmly,"thereisaalsoagirlonthebicycleinouradvertisement,butwedon'tsupplyoneofthemwiththebicycleeither."

4楼作者：

lapoleon发表时间：

2010-04-2915:

12:

25

"Give"or"Take"（“给”还是“拿”）

OneofNasreddin'sfriendslovedmoveyverymuch,andnevergaveanythingtoanybody.Soonhebecamerich.

Oneday,hewaswalkingneartheriverwithhisfriendswhenheslippedandfellin.Hisfriendsrantohelphim,andoneofthemkneltonthegroud,heldouthishandandsaid,"Givemeyourhand,andIwillpullyouout."Therichman'sheadwentunderthewaterandthencameupagain,buthedidnotgivehishand.Againanotherofhisfriendstried,butagainthesamethinghappened.

ThenNastreddinsaid,"TakemyhandandIwillpullyouout!

"Therichmantookhishand,andNasreddinpulledhimoutofthewater.

"Youdon'tknowourfriendverywell,"hesaidtotheothers."Whenyousay"Give"ttohim,hedoesnothing;butwhenyousay"Take",hetakes!

"

2篇读写任务（1篇于3月7日，1篇于3月11日）和3篇语法填空（正常的语法填空，不用解析，3月9日，3月14日

5楼作者：

lapoleon发表时间：

2010-04-2915:

12:

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TwoplaneTickets（两张飞机票）

LetmetellyouastoryaboutbertandMildredBumgbridge,whousedtobeveryforgeful.Forecample,Mildredwouldforgettocookdinner,orbertwouldshowupforworkonSundaythinkingitwasMonday.Onesummertheyweretotakealongplacetrip.whatdoyousupposehappened?

Well,theygottotheairportantwithonlyminutestospare.Sotimewasshort.Inthatsituationanyonewouldboardtheplanerightaway.ButnotMr.andMrs.brmbridge.Theyjusthad