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摩登家庭第2季第16集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版
Morning.
-Hey.-Yousleepallright?
No,you?
-Sayno,Phil.-Ofcourseno.
Imissedyouupthere.
Lastnight,IknowIgotkindofcarriedaway--
No,no,no.Youdon'tneedtoapologize.
Idon'tthinkthatIwasapologi--
Youwererighttobemad.
SometimesIjustfeellikeIhavetoscream
toletyouknowhowupsetIam,
butyougetitnow,right?
I...do.
Not.
Noideawhatsoever.
Ohh,ifIknew,but...
no.
Good.
Solet'spretendthewholethingneverhappened.
Whatwereweevenfightingabout,huh?
Whattheheckhappenedinhere?
Theraccoongetthroughthedogdooragain?
Yep.Theraccoongotin,
andyourmomfoughtitoffwiththefireextinguisher.
You'reamess!
Areyouokay?
Careful,buddy.Nottoday.
Ithinkyoulookbeautiful.
Saveit.
OnetimeIforgottogetGloriaabirthdaypresent,
andIpaidforit.
AnothertimeIremembered,butshedidn'tlikethegift.
Ipaidforthat.
Soyou'dthinkwhenIremembertobuyheragift
andshelovesit,
Iwouldn'thavetopayforit,right?
Justcallmeangelofthemorning,angel
Justtouchmycheekbeforeyouleaveme,baby
Oh,hey,good.
Grabtheotherendofthisandhelpmegetitoutofhere.
Ihavetostartsettingupthechairsfortonight.
-Oh,tonight?
What'stonight?
-Areyoukiddingme?
ThisiswhatI'mtalkingaboutMitchell.
YouneverlistenwhenI--
It'safundraiserforthefriends
ofthethirdstreetoverpassmusicsociety.
Twoharpistsareperforming,
andyou'reanxious'causeAndrew,
Yournemesisfromthesteeringcommittee,
rantheeventlastyear,
andyouwanttoupstagehim.
Iwaskidding.
Camhasitinhishead
thatIdon'tlistentohim,butIdo.
Doyou,Mitchell?
Doyou?
Thedoctorcalledandsaid
Lily'srashisjustdryskin.
I'msorelieved.
WhatdidIjustsay?
YouactlikeyoulistentoeverysinglethingthatIsay,
butyoudon't.
Don'tI,Mitchell?
Hey,I'mgoingtothestoretoday.
Doyouneedmetopickanythingupforyou?
Razorblades,salinesolution,blacksocks,
andthenewissueofVanityFair.
Wow.Idon'tevenrememberaskingforallthat.
Thankyou.
Don'tI?
How'dthisthingcomeoff,anyway?
Well,Iwascookingdinner,and--
Right.
Andtheraccoonjustwalkedinthe--
AndIalreadyhadthedooropen.
-Right.-WhichI-Ihadalreadyhadaholdofthe--
Whydon'tyoutwogoworkonyourstoryandcomeback?
-Okay.-Okay.
Iwon'tbehometilllate.
Ihaveanothershiftattherestaurant.
That'sourworkinggirl.
Lettheriverrun,honey.
Lettheriverrun,honey.
Checkit!
$57intipsfromlastnight.
Honey,that'simpressive.Youknowwhat?
$57fromyou,$57fromus--
Youkeepthisup,
wearegoingtobebuyingyouacarbythesummer.
Mom,isthis"upscalecasual"?
What?
Oh,yeah.CamhiredLuke
tohelpoutwiththebenefittonight.
Hey,youknowwhat?
Ican'tfixthisthing.
What?
Ineedthat.Iuseiteveryday.
Okay,Phil,whatdoyousay?
Youwanttotakeatriptothemallwithme?
I...do.
Not,
ifIcanpossiblyavoidit.
Clairehasthislittle...habit...
atthemall,wheresh--
Ican'teventalkaboutit.
Jay,comeon!
Iwanttogohome
becauseyousaidyouweregoingtofilmmedoingthe
karaokesoIcansendittoColombiatomymother.
Claire,um,aboutthemall?
Iwasactuallygonnarunout
andgetmyhaircutthisafternoon.
Well,hangonhere.
Whydon'tIrunclairedownthemall,
andyougivePhilahaircut?
You'realwaystalkingabout
howyoumissworkingatthesalon.
IguessIcould.
Idojay.Whycan'tIdoyou?
You...candome.
Okay,let'sgetthispartystarted.
Okay,let'sgetthispartystarted.
Youknowthatsong?
Let'sgo,let'sgo!
We'rewastingtime!
-O-okay,okay.-Yeah.
-Youknowit?
-IthinkIdo.
So,thatwasAndrew,
whopracticallychokedtellingme
thatnoonehadcalledintheirregrets
fortheeventtonight.
Itisgonnabeafullhouse.
Oh,thatmustfeelgreat!
Oh,IneverthoughtIwouldenjoyhavinganarchenemy.Oh.
ButIdo,Mitchell.Ido.Hmm.
Hey,Lily,whatyougotthere?
IdofeelbadforthosePETAfolks.
IdofeelbadforthosePETAfolks.
Theirevent'stonight,too.
That'swhyIhadyoumailtheinvitationssolongago.
Ishouldn'tlaugh.
IdofeelbadforthoselittlePETAanimals.
Ireallydo.
Whatareyoudoing?
Nothing.Shewas,uh--
shewas,uh,suckingherthumbagain.
Yes,IputCam'sinvitesinmycar
totakethemtothepostoffice
andthenthrewmygymbagontopofthem
andcompletelyforgottheyexisted.
Ohh,Ifeelterrible.
Haven'tbeentothegyminsixweeks.
AndIruinedCam'sevent.
Hello,MissHartwick.
Uh,CamandIarehosting
alittleeventtonight,and--
Yes,yes.
No,IamawarethatthereisalsoaPETAevent,
and--ohh.
Whoareyoutalkingto?
I'mintheshower!
Luke,howarethosechairscoming?
Comein.
Ithinkyoushouldcomeincomein.
Oh,nowI'mworriedabouttheflow.
Theeyesshouldgototheharps,notthebacksofchairs.
Areyougonnagetupset
andstartingeatingalltheappetizersagain?
Itisamazingwhatyounoticeandwhatyoudon'tnotice.
Pleasehandlethat.Ineedtothink.
Comeon,Luke.
Hi,there.Yourfatherhome?
Ithinkso.Why?
Oh,oh!
Thewaitstaff.
Please,luke,showthemtothekitchen,please.
Knockknock.
Oh.Hello,Andrew.
Nicechairbacks.
Ijustthoughtyoucouldusethis.
It'sthesign-inbookformyeventlastyear.
Letjustturntotheblankpages,
Whichshouldbe...
Oh.No.It'sfull.
Oh,well,thankyouforthinkingofus,
butshouldn'tyoubegettingbackhometoDonald?
Thatisthenameofyourcat,isn'tit?
I'llseeyouat7:
00.
Drivesafely.
WhatdidItellyou?
She'sevenworsethanyousaid.
Holdstill!
Youcan'tmovelikethat.
It'slikecuttingthehairofacuckoobird.
I'msorry.I'mjustalittletensetoday.
Iknewit.Somethinghappened.
Becausewhensomebodyworksinasalon,
theyknowwhensomeoneneedstotalk.
Actually,youmightbeabletohelpmewiththisone.
ClaireandIgotintoahugefightlastnight...
...andI'mnotevensurewhatitwasabout.
Wasthatwhyyoudidn'twanttogotothemallwithher?
No,thatwas...moreaboutaweird...
mallhabitclairehas.
Oh,mygod!
That'sgood!
Oh,oh!
Golow,golow.
Golow,golow.Oh!
Oh!
Oh,mygod!
Dad!
Dad!
Yougottogetoneofthese!
Oh!
ItisimpressivehowmuchHaley'searning.
She'sover$500already.
That'salotofcheddar.
Why'severyoneacting
likeshe'sthefirst17-year-oldtohaveajob?
Inothercultures,she'dhavetwokidsalready,
andthey'dhavejobs.
Youknow,Istoppedbytherestaurantacoupletimes,
andshewasn'tthere.
When?
Uh,Idon'tremember.
Iwasatthemallforamovie.
Think!
Ineeddetails!
Okay,itwasaromanticcomedy
Mynowex-friendReubenrecommended--
Notaboutthemovie!
Whatday?
!
Focus!
Okay,uh,itwasTuesday,
ButIalsoatethereagainonSaturday,
andshewasn'ttherethen,either.
Oh,mygod.
Ibetshedoesn'tevenworkthere.
Well,then,where'sallthismoneycomingfrom?
Doyounoticehoweverysinglenight
isjustunder$60?
Grandpagaveher$60forherbirthday.
She'sjusthangingaroundthemallallday,
flashingthesamecasheverynight,
andfoolingmyparentsintobuyingheracar.
Hey,dad!
CanweeatatHaley'srestauranttonight?
!
Hey,there'sagoodidea!
Great.I'lltexther.
Oh,god,no!
Oh,god,yes!
Oh!
Oh,god,yes!
Oh,getafterit!
Amazing.
I'mgoingfor15moreonme.
Ithinkyougotwhatyouneededfromthat.
Oh.Okay.Thankyou.
Youknow,maybeyoudoneedtotalkaboutthisfight.
WithPhil?
Howcouldyounotknowwhatshewasmadabout?
Becauseshedidn'ttellme.Shejustfreakedout.
Icannotbelieveyou,Phil!
Howcouldyou?
!
Whatishappening?
What--whatdidIdo?
Areyouserious?
Youare!
Youdon'tknow.
We'vehadthisconversationahundredtimes.
Youknow--no,no.
I'mnot--I'mnotdoingthisagain.
Youtellmewhatyoudid.
-Wasit---"Wasit--"
No,Phil.
No.No,no,no.No!
-I'mgoingtogetsomeair.-Claire.
-Claire!
-No!
Don'tfollowme.
Happyvalen-birth-iversary!
Stormingoff--
rightoutofyrmom'splaybook.
Where'dyougo?
Well,asitturnsout,notveryfar.
Damnit.
Phil!
Phil,youmoron,stopit!
-It'sme,youidiot!
-I'msorry!
Whatareyoudoing?
!
I'msorry!
Ithoughtyouwerearaccoon!
YouthoughtIwasaraccoon!
Becausepeoplelooksomuchlikeraccoons.
Oh,look.
There'sonenow!
No,claire,no!
Claire!
Waitaminute.
Notevencrazywomangocrazyfornoreason.
Whathappenedbeforethebroccoli?
That'sjustit--itcameoutoftheblue.
Iwalkedinthedoor,
we'rehavingaconversationaboutnothing.
Hey,honey.
SorryIgotstuckattheoffice.
Howwasyourday?
Itwasgood.
-Althoughyouknowwhat?
-What?
Debbiestoodmeupforlunch.
Rude,right?
No.Shecalled.
Ididn'tgetamessage.
Yeah.Youdid.
Ileftyouone.
It'sright...there.
That'sit!
Howisshesupposedtoseethis?
Ifyougivemeamessagethistiny,
Ikillyou.
Butthat'snotwhenshegotmad.
Also,Italkedtotheinsurancecompany
aboutthatlittleaccidentthat"wasn'tyourfault"
becausethebrakesweren't"workingright."
Andthat'snotgonnacostusasmuchmoneyasIthought,
sothat'sgood.
That'sit!
Youinsultawoman'sdriving,
andyouusethe"airbunnies."
andyouusethe"airbunnies."
Youdothattome,andIkillyou.
Ihearyou,
butthescreamingstillhadn'tstartedyet.
So,I'mhavinglunchwithSkipWoosnum,right?
Boy,canthatguygoonandon.
Tangentaftertangent.
Bytheway,turnedmeontothegreatestthing--
wedgesalad--yougottatryit.
Anyhoo...
Guesswho'ssittingatthetablenexttous.
MyoldgirlfriendCarla.
We'regonnagrabcoffee.
Shelos