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302TheOneWhereNoonesReady

TheOneWhereNo-one'sReady

Writtenby:

IraUngerleider

Transcribedby:

EricBAasen

302 没人准备好

今晚对罗斯意义非凡，他要带朋友们出席一个重要的宴会。

但大家都慢吞吞老是没准备好。

乔伊和钱德为坐椅和着装而斗气。

两人玩闹时不慎弄脏了菲比的衣服。

莫妮卡听到答录机里里查德的一条旧留言，她妄想这是新的消息。

莫妮卡给里查德留了个消息，之后又想登录里查德的答录机抹掉它，结果出尽洋相。

瑞秋决定不了该穿哪件衣服。

罗斯发火了，瑞秋干脆说不去了……

作为道歉，罗斯答应瑞秋喝一杯油

[Scene:

RachelandMonica's,everyoneisgettingreadytogotoabanquet]

JOEY:

Allrighttheygotwater,orangejuice,andwhatlookslikecider.（takesaglassfromthefridge.）

cidern.苹果酒

CHANDLER:

Tasteit.

JOEY:

（drinksfromtheglassandputsitbackinthefridge）Yep,it'sfat.Idrankfat!

fatn.（烹饪用）植物油

CHANDLER:

Yeah,Iknow,Ididthattwominutesago.

ROSS:

（entering）Hey!

CHANDLER:

Hey,mistertux!

tuxn.男士无尾半正式晚礼服

ROSS:

Whyaren'tyouguysdressed?

JOEY:

Wehaveahalfhour.

ROSS:

No,fourminutesagoyouhadahalfhour,wehavetobeoutthedoorattwentytoeight.

JOEY:

RelaxRoss,we'llbeready.Itonlytakesustwominutestogetdressed.

ROSS:

Well,youknow,I'dfeelawholelotbetterifyougotdressednow.

CHANDLERandJOEY:

Okay.（theydon'tmove）

RACHEL:

（enteringfrombathroom）Hey-hey!

Oh,lookatyou,allsexy.

ROSS:

Really.

RACHEL:

Ooooh!

Wow!

!

Oh,hi.

ROSS:

Hi.

RACHEL:

Howcomeyoudidn'tcomeoverearlier?

ROSS:

'Cause,I'mastupid,stupidman.

JOEY:

Hey,Ross,wantsomecider?

ROSS:

No.（toRachel）So,um,let'sseeyourprettyclose马上就好,huh.Make-up'son,hair'sdone.

RACHEL:

Yeah,Ijusthavetogetdressed.

ROSS:

Yay!

Andthattakeswhat?

Justsixorsevenminutes.

RACHEL:

Yeah!

Once,IfigureoutwhatI'mwearing.

JOEY:

Glassoffat?

OPENINGCREDITS

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's.Rossisactingnervous]

JOEY:

What'samatterRoss?

Whatyou'renervousaboutyourspeech?

ROSS:

No!

Doyouwannahearit?

JOEY:

AmIinit?

ROSS:

Uh,huh.Yeah,rightafterIthankeveryoneforgivingmoneytothemuseum,IsingasongaboutthewonderthatisJoey.

PHOEBE:

（entering）Hello.

ROSS:

Hey!

JOEY:

Whoa!

ROSS:

Wow,hello!

Youlookgreat!

PHOEBE:

Thankyou!

Iknow,though.

ROSS:

Youseethis,thisisapersonwhoisreadytogo.Phoebeyou,oh,youaremystar.

PHOEBE:

Ohh,well,you'remyluckypenny.

Youseethis,thisisapersonwhoisreadytogo.Phoebeyou,oh,youaremystar.Ohh,well,you'remyluckypenny:

Aluckypennyisapennyfoundlyingonthegroundfaceup.Mostluckshouldfollowimmediatelyafterpickingupofthepenny

CHANDLER:

（enteringfrombathroom,withanissueofCosmo）Allright,Itookthequiz,anditturnsout,Idoputcareerbeforemen.（toJoey）Getup.

anissueofCosmo:

Cosmo的一期（杂志）/Idoputcareerbeforemen：

chander做的测试是女人做的，所以答案只关系到“事业”和“男人”

JOEY:

What?

CHANDLER:

You'reinmyseat.

JOEY:

Howisthisyourseat?

CHANDLER:

'CauseIwassittingthere.

JOEY:

Butthenyouleft.

CHANDLER:

Well,it'snotlikeIwenttoSpain.Iwenttothebathroom,youknewIwascomingback.

JOEY:

What'sthebigdeal,sitsomewhereelse.

CHANDLER:

ThebigdealisIwassittingtherelast,so,that'smyseat.

JOEY:

Well,actuallythelastplaceyouweresittingwasinthere（pointstothebathroom）.Soo...

ROSS:

Youguys,youknowwhat,youknowwhat,itdoesn'tmatter,becauseyoubothhavetogogetdressedbeforethebigvaininmyheadpops.So..

vainadj.自负的徒劳的/popn.（发出的）爆烈声

CHANDLER:

Allright,Ross,Ijusthavetodoonething,reallyquickly,it'snotabigdeal.（yellsatJoey）GETUP!

!

MONICA:

（entering）Hi.

ALL:

Hey.

MONICA:

Ooh,Phoebe,youlookgreat!

PHOEBE:

Allrightallready.

MONICA:

（toRoss）Ooh,areyougonnadomagic?

ROSS:

That's,that'sfunny.Change!

MONICA:

HangonasecondIjustgotin.

ROSS:

Look,Idon'tcareitstartsateight,wecan'tbelate.

PHOEBE:

Wecouldnot,wouldnotwanttowait.

ROSS:

Look,ourtableisdowninfront就在前面,okay,mybossisgonnabethere,everyonewillseeifwearriveafteritstarts.

MONICA:

Hassomebodybeendrinkingmyfat?

（JoeyandChandlerlookateachother）

RACHEL:

（enteringfromherbedroom）Youguys,（holdsupanoutfit）doesthislooklikesomethingthegirlfriendofapaleontologistwouldwear?

PHOEBE:

Idon'tknow,youmightbethefirstone.

MONICA:

Rach,didyoucheckthemachine?

RACHEL:

Uh,no.Wait,youknowwhat,thisistheoutfitthatmakesmycalveslookfat.Nevermind.

calvev.生小牛to肚子/nevermind算了

CHANDLER:

Well,Joey,Iwrotealittlesongtoday.It'scalled:

GetUp.

JOEY:

Allright!

Youcanhavethechair.

CHANDLER:

Really!

JOEY:

Ohmy,wouldyoulookatthat!

（holdsupcrossedfingers）

crossfingers交叉手指（迷信希望带来好运）

PHOEBE:

（onmachine）"Hi,it'sme,I'mcomingovernow.Hey,whatifI'malreadytherewhenyourplayingthismessage?

"（totheguys）Isthattoospooky?

spookyadj.幽灵般的,怪异的,神经质的

ROSS:

（onmachine）"HiRach,areyouthere?