SecretlifeofAmericanteenager青春密语中英双语S01E03.docx

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SecretlifeofAmericanteenager青春密语中英双语S01E03

Ashley:

What?

It'shotouthere.

Anne:

Pleasetellmeyoukeptthatsweateronatschool.

Ashley:

Yes,Ikeptthesweateronatschool.What'swrongwithshowingalittlecleavage,anyway?

Anne:

Bemysterious.Lessismore.

Ashley:

Ithoughtthisiswhatyoumeant.

Anne:

Givemeabreak.She's13,youpervert.

Anne:

You'reoutoftheofficeearly.ButIguessyoucandothatnowthatyougotanewpartner.

Doctor:

IknewIshouldhavecalledyouwhenDr.Bowmancameintothepractice.

Anne:

You'reundernoobligationtomakemeormydaughtersfeelcomfortablejust'causethey'reyourpatientsandhavebeenfortheirentirelives.

Doctor:

Isthatwhyyoudidn'tbringthegirlsinthissummerfortheirschoolcheckupbecauseofDr.Bowman?

IthoughtyouwereongoodtermswiththeBowmans.

Anne:

Areyouongoodtermswithyourhusband'sex-wife'shusband?

Doctor:

Look,Anneisaverygooddoctor,andyouknowmyoldpartnerleftwhenshehadababy,andhewashavingissueswiththeguyhewasinpracticewith,andI'msorry,Anne.Wouldyoulikeareferral?

Anne:

Yes,Iwould.I'dalsoliketoknowwhyIgotabillfromtheinsurancecompanyforAmywhenIknowforafactshe'satleastsixmonthsoverdueforherphysical.

Doctor:

Itrynottogettooinvolvedwiththepaperwork.Justtrytofocusonthepatients.ButI'llcheckonitforya,Ipromise.

Anne:

Doesheevertakeanafternoonoff?

Doctor:

Hedoes.HeplaysgolfonWednesdayafternoon,andIcoverforhim.AndonThursdayafternoons,Itakeoff,sohereIam.

Anne:

I'llcallyouandschedulesomething.

Ashley:

Man,sheissuchafake.

Anne:

Fakewhat?

Fakedoctor?

Ashley:

No,afakeniceperson.Who'sthenewguy,anyway?

Anne:

Yourfather'sex-wife'shusband.Shethinksshe'ssospecialjust'causeshemarriedadoctor.

Ashley:

Comeon,she'snotsobad,isshe?

Anne:

Areyoukidding?

She'dneverletyouwearthattubetop.

Ashley:

Well,youwon'tletmewearit,either.

Anne:

You'rewearingit,aren'tyou?

Ashley:

Yeah,well,ifitcountsforanything,Ifeelfine.Idon'tneedacheckup.

Anne:

It'saschoolrequirement.Theyjusthaven'tcaughtupwithusyet.

Amy:

HowamIgonnafixthis?

Madison:

Fixwhat?

Well,arewetalkingaboutitornot?

Amy:

We'retalkingaboutthefactthatmyclothesnolongerfitbecauseI'mfat.

Madison:

Maybewecouldgetyou,like,abigsafetypin,likethosegiantpinstheyputondiapers?

Lauren:

Howlongisthatgonnawork?

Amy:

Ok,whyareyoualwayssonegative?

Lauren:

I'mnotnegative,butsoonerorlater,you'regonnahavetotellyourparentsthatyou're...fatandwhyyou'refat.

Ashley:

Here,pickedsomethingupforyouatthegasstation.Freewithfill-up.

Amy:

Youguyscanhavethoseifyouwant.

Lauren:

No,that'sok.Wehavecarstofillup,soIcangetmyown.

Alice:

Ilikethedirectionthisisgoing.Atleastyou'retakinganinterestinsomeoneorsomethingotherthanAmy.You'removingwaytoofast.

Ben:

ButImean,it'sjustakiss.Imean,I'vekissedher,butIreallywannakissherlikeamankissesawoman.

Alice:

Ifyou'rejustdoingthistocompetewithRicky,don'tdoit.

Henry:

Ifyou'renotgonnakissher,what'sthepointingoingoutwithher?

Alice:

What'sthepointinthetwoofusgoingout?

Henry:

Idon'tknow.

Alice:

Whatdoyoumeanyoudon'tknow?

Ben:

Children,let'snotfight.

Alice:

Iwannatakethatnextstep.I'mready.

Henry:

Iwannadecidewhen,it'smyprivilege.

Ben:

Don'tbeacontrolfreak.

Alice:

Oh,I'macontrolfreak?

Andyou?

You'reactuallyputtingtimeandeffortintoplanningaspontaneousmomentwhereyoukissyourgirlfriendforthefirsttime.

Ben:

AmIwrongfordoingthat?

Alice:

No,notnecessarily,notifyou'replanningitbecauseyouwantittobespecialorromantic.Aniceromanticmomentexecutedintherightwaymightmakeupforyourlackofexperience.Remember,shehasexperience.

Ben:

Ofsomesort,butwedon'treallyknoworcare.

Alice:

Youcare,oryouwouldn'tbegoingtoallthistrouble.Here'sthedeal.Youcan'tplansomethingthisbigbyyourself,soI'llhelpyou,asafavor.

Henry:

Likeyou'resoromanticthatyoushouldplanhisfirstkisswithagirlhe'sinlovewith?

Jack:

Hey,I'llwalkyouout.

Grace:

Mydad'spickingmeup.

Jack:

What,hecan'tseeustalking?

Grace:

He'sthinkingaboutit,ok?

Hemightbegivingin,butIdon'tknow.

Jack:

Howolddoyouthinkyou'llbewhenyoustoplettingyourparentsmakeyourdecisions?

Huh?

You'realmost16.Don'tyouthinkyoushouldbeabletodecidewhoyoucanandcannotdate?

Grace:

Jack,don'tstartthisnow.He'sgonnabehereanyminute.

Jack:

Startwhat?

I'vebeenwaitingawholeweek.It'snotlikeIcommittedacrime.Imadeasmallmistakewithagirlwhomeansnothingtome.

Grace:

Youknowmyfamily.Yoursmallmistakewasabigdealtothem.Nowthey'requestioningyourcharacter,yourmoralsandmyself-esteem.

Jack:

Itwasjustakiss.jeez.

Grace:

Yeah,itwas,abigwetkissinfrontofthewholeschoolwhenyouweresupposedtobemyboyfriend.

Jack:

Iwannabeyourboyfriend,butI'vewaitedallthistime,andit'snotlikeIcanwaitforever.Iprobablycouldwaitforever,butwhat'sthepointifI'mnotgonnabeseeingyouanyway?

AlltheguysthinkI'mabigwuss.Theythinkyou'reinchargeofme,youandyourparents.

Grace:

Well,Iwouldn'twanttheguystothinkyou'reabigwuss.I'lltrytogetadecisionoutofthemtonight,ok?

Jack:

Allright,I'lltalktoyousoon.

Counselor:

FunnyIshouldrunintoyoutoday.Ihadyourfileout,noticedyoutookyourPSATsasafreshman.Youdidreallywell.You'reverysmart.Andyourreportcardlastyearlooksgood,too.All"A"sandonlyone"B"lastyear?

Adrain:

Yeah,well,don'tgospreadingthataround.Itmightruinmyreputation.

Counselor:

Anyplansforcollege?

IsawthatyoualmostgotaperfectscoreontheverbalsideofyourPSAT.Columbia'sgotagreatEnglishlitdepartment.Ibetyou'dreallyloveNewYork.Ifyouhaveanyacademicconcerns,stopbytheoffice.I'dbehappytohelpyouexploresomeoptionstoyour...currentinterest.

Jack:

Sowhat,doyoupropositioneveryguyyoutalkto?

Adrain:

Isawyoustandingthere.

Jason:

Hey,I'mnotyourchauffeur.Situpfront.

Lauren:

Ibelieveyouareourchauffeur.

Jason:

Seatbelts?

Madison:

Ithoughtitwouldbeokifweputthemonwhenwe'reactuallyinmotion.

Jason:

So,didAmytellherparentsyet?

Madison:

Youtoldhim?

Lauren:

Youbetternottellanyone,Jason.

Jason:

Idon'tknowanyonewhowouldcare,andyoutwocouldn'tkeepasecretifyourlivesdependedonit.

Madison:

Youshouldn'thavetoldhim.

Jason:

It'snotlikeAmycankeephidingit.Herbody'sgonnachange,andshereallyshouldeatrightandtakeprenatalvitaminsandstufftoprotectthefetus.

Lauren:

Don'tsaythingslike"fetus"tous.

Jason:

Ican'tsayfetus,butyoucanaskmetotakeyouonafreetamponrun?

Youknowmomanddadaren'tgonnaletyouhangoutwithheranymorewhentheyfindout.

Lauren:

They'renotgoingtofindout.Eveniftheydid,Ididn'tdoanythingwrong.I'vebeentheoneencouraginghertotellherparents.

Jason:

Still,shehadsex,andnooneyourageshouldhavesex,andnooneyourageshouldbehavingababy.Momanddaddefinitelyaren'tgonnaletyoubefriendswithAmy,whohadsexwithsomedeviantandisnowhavingababy.

Madison:

Idon'tthinkmydadwillcare.

Amy:

Ok,whateverhappenedtoknocking?

Ashle:

Dinner'sready.We'renotwaitingondad.We'reeating.

Amy:

Anythinggood?

Ashley:

Idon'tknow.Isn'titalwaysgood?

Amy:

Well,yeah,butwhatisit?

Ashley:

Oh,justsoyouknow,beforemombringsitupatdinner,weranintosomeoneyouknowatthegasstation.Shesaidweneedtocomeinforourcheckups.

Amy:

Oh,whatdidmomsay?

Ashley:

Thatshe'dcallher,butI'mnotsureshewill,becauseDr.Hightowerhasanewdoctorintheoffice.

Amy:

Howlonghashebeenworkingthere?

Ashley:

HowshouldIknow?

Grace:

Jack'saniceguy.Youknowhe'saniceguy.

Tom:

He'snotaniceguy.

Marshall:

Oh,no?

Youdon'tthinkjackisaniceguy?

Grace:

Hemadeamistake.

Tom:

Hethoughtshewasyou.

Kathleen:

Tom,let'sjusthearGraceout.

Tom:

She'snotmakingsense.

Grace:

Sometimeslikingsomeonedoesn'talwaysmakesense.Itisn'talwayslogical.MaybeIhavenoreasontolikethisguy,butIdo.Wedatedallsummer,andhenevergavemeoryouguysanyreasonnottotrusthim.

Tom:

IvotenoondatingJack.

Mar:

No,there'llbenovotinginthishousehold.YourmotherandIwilldecidewhathappensinthishousehold.It'snotademocracy,it'sakingdom,yourmotherandmykingdom.Weherebydecreethatyoushouldgogettheicecream.

Grace:

Idon'tknowwhyyouguysthinkthisissofunny.IwannadateJack,please.

Marshall:

Gracie,youkeepaskingthesamequestion.Theansweristhesame,no.I'veheardwhatyouhavetosay,overandoverandoveragain.I'vetakenitallintoconsideration,andwhatyouneedtodo,youneedtodropit.Youneedtodrophimandyouneedtofindsomebodyelse.

Doctor:

Ijustwantedtoseehowyouweredoing.Howareyoufeeling?

Anymorningsickness?

Nausea.

Amy:

Um,alittle,yeah,sometimes.

Doctor:

Tryafewcrackersbythebed.Andeatalittlesomethingbeforeyougetup.Yourmother'saverynicewoman.She'sgonnabeabighelptoyouwhenshegetspastthenews.Youhaven'ttoldheroryourdad,haveyou?

Comein.Comeinwithher.Let'stalk,thethreeofus.Letmehelpyouwiththis.Everysingledayisimportantinapregnancy,Amy,andweekshavepassedsinceIsawyou.You'reinchargeofanotherlifenow.

Doctor:

Youmissedyourappointment.Infact,youmissedseveralappointments,andthat'sreallyno