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（joinshim）Igottagetone,too.
Ross:
（followingthemintothekitchen）Whatareyouguysdoing?
We'
rejusthangingoutbythespoons.Ladle?
Look,wouldyouguysgrowup?
Thatisthemostnaturalbeautifulthingintheworld.
Yeah,weknow,butthere'
sababysuckin'
onit.
Thisismysonhavinglunch,ok?
It'
sgonnahappenalot,soyou'
dbettergetusedtoit.Nowifyouhaveanyproblemwithit,ifyou'
reuncomfortable,justaskquestions.Carol'
sfinewithit,nowcomeon.
（Theygobackintothelivingroom）
Carol?
IwasjustwonderingifJoeycouldaskyouaquestionaboutbreast-feeding?
Sure.
Uh,doesithurt?
Itdidatfirst,butnotanymore.
Chandler?
So,uh,howoftencanyoudoit?
Asmuchasheneeds.
Ok,Igotone,Igotone.Uh,ifheblowsintoone,doestheotheronegetbigger?
OpeningCredits
CentralPerk,thegangisallthere.]
Julie:
Rachel,doyouhaveanymuffinsleft?
Rachel:
Yeah,Iforgetwhichones.
Oh,you'
rebusy,that'
sok,I'
llgetit.Anybodyelsewantone?
All:
Nothanks.
（ToRachel）Oh,you'
relosin'
yourapronhere,letmegetit.Thereyougo.（Tiesitbackupforher）
（toJulie）Thankyou.（underherbreathtoChandler）Whatabitch.
Oh,listenyouguys.IhavethisfriendatBloomingdale'
swho'
squittingtomorrowandhewantstoabusehisdiscount.So,anyonewanttocomewithmeandtakeadvantageofit?
Ican'
t,Ihavetotakemygrandmothertothevet.
Ok,um,I'
llgowithyou.
Great.
（enters）Hi,honey.
Hey,sweetums.
Hellototherest.
Hi!
Monicawhat'
reyoudoin'
?
Youcan'
tgoshoppingwithher?
WhataboutRachel?
sgonnabeaproblem,isn'
tit?
Comeon,you'
regoingtoBloomingdale'
swithJulie?
That'
slikecheatingonRachelinherhouseofworship.
ButI'
m...
Monica,shewillkillyou.Shewillkillyoulikeadoginthestreet.
（toMonica）So,uh,Julestellsmeyouguysaregoingshoppingtomorrow?
Yeah,uh,it'
sactuallynotthatbigadeal.
sabigdealtome.Thisisgreat,Monica.Ireallyappreciatethis.
You'
rewelcome.
Woof,woof.
ADepartmentStore,Joeyissellingmen'
scologne.]
（Aguywalksby）Bijanformen?
（Anotherguywalksby）Bijanformen?
（Anattractivewomanwalksby.）HeyAnnabelle.
Annabelle:
Hey,Joey.Sodidyouhearaboutthenewguy?
Who?
Nobodyknowshisname.MeandthegirlsjustcallhimtheHombreman.
（TheHombremanenters.）
HombreMan:
（toacustomer）Hombre?
（Theguysaysyes,andgetshissample.）
What'
shedoin'
inmysection?
Iguesshedoesn'
tknow.
Well,he'
sgonna.I'
llseeyoualittlelater,ok?
（TotheHombreMan）Hey,howyadoin'
Mornin'
.
Listen,Iknowyou'
renew,butit'
skindaunderstoodthateverythingfromYoungMen'
stotheescalatorismyterritory.
Yourterritory,huh?
Yeah.Bijanformen?
Guy:
Hombre?
Yeah.Allright.（Theyguygetshissampleandleaves.）
（ToJoey）Youweresaying?
CentralPerk,PhoebeisthereasMonicaenters.]
Phoebe,listen.Youwerewithme,andwewereshoppingallday.
What?
Wewereshopping,andwehadlunch.
Oh,allright.WhatdidIhave?
Youhadasalad.
Oh,nowonderIdon'
tfeelfull.
（entering）Hey,guys,what'
sup.
IwentshoppingwithMonicaallday,andIhadasalad.
Good,Pheebs.What'
dyoubuy?
Um,wewentshoppingforum,for,fur.
Youwentshoppingforfur?
Yes,andthenIrealizedI'
magainstthat,anduh,sothenweboughtsome,（seesMonicapointingatherchest）uh,boobs.
Youboughtboobs?
（Monicaisyankingonherbrastrap）Bras!
Weboughtbras!
Weboughtbras.
TheDepartmentStore,Joeyistryingtosellsomecologne.]
（toaguy）Bijanformen?
（Toawoman）Bijanfor...（Seesit'
sawomanandstops.）（ToAnnabellewhowalksup.）Hey,Annabelle,Uh,listen,IwaswonderingifmaybeafterworkyouandIcouldgomaybegrabacupofcoffee.
Oh,actuallyIsortahaveplans.
（entering）Ready,Annabelle?
Youbet.（toJoey）Maybesomeothertime?
（Toaco-worker）Hey,it'
snotthefirsttimeIlostagirltoacowboysprayingcologne.（Acustomerwalksby.）Bijanformen?
（Thecustomerignoreshim,andJoeystartstochasehim）Bijanformen?
!
s,CarolisdroppingBenoffforRosstowatch.]
Ok,andthisisFunnyClown.FunnyClownisonlyforafterhisnaps,notbeforehisnapsorhewon'
tsleep.
Carol,we'
vebeenthroughthisbefore,ok?
Wehaveagoodtime.Welaugh,weplay.It'
slikewe'
refatherandson.
Honey,relax.Rossisgreatwithhim.（Rosslooksather.）Don'
tlooksosurprised.I'
malovelyperson.
Oh,thisissocute.
Oh,Igotthatforhim.
Mymommiesloveme.That'
sclever.
Hello?
Oh,Hi,Ju—（SeesRacheliswatching）—Hi,Jew!
（Walksintothekitchen.）（Listens.）Uhhuh?
（Listens.）Uhhuh?
（Listens）Ok.（Listens）Um,sure,that'
dbegreat.Seeyathen.Bye.（Hangsup.）
DidyoujustsayHi,Jew?
Yes.Uh,yes,Idid.Thatwasmyfriend,EddieMoskowitz.Yeah,helikesit.Reaffirmshisfaith.
s,Chandler,Rachel,andJoeyareeating,andPhoebeispreparingBen'
smilk.]
Ben,dinner!
ThanksAuntPheebs.Hey,youdidn'
tmicrowavethat,didyou,becauseit'
sbreastmilk,andyou'
renotsupposedtodothat.
Duh,IthinkIknowhowtoheatbreastmilk.Ok.（Squirtssomeonherwristandtastesit.）
Whatdidyoujustdo?
Ilickedmyarm,what?
sbreastmilk.
So?
Phoebe,thatisjuice,squeezedfromaperson.
Whatisthebigdeal?
（Tastesthebreastmilk.）
Ok,wouldpeoplestopdrinkingthebreastmilk?
Youwon'
teventasteit?
No!
Notevenifyoujustpretendthatit'
smilk?
NotevenifCarol'
sbreasthadapictureofamissingchildonit.
s,timelapse.
RachelisenteringthelivingroomfromherbedroomasMonicaenters.]
Hey,whereiseverybody?
TheytookBentothepark.Where'
veyoubeen?
Justout.Hadsomelunch,justme,littlequalitytimewithme.Thanksforyourjacket.
Oh,noproblem.Youcanborrowit,bytheway.（Putsherhandinthepocket）Hereareyourkeys,hon.（Shetakesthekeysout,setsthemonthecounter,andnoticesshealsograbbedareceipt.）
Okay.
Mon,ifuhyouwereatlunchalone,howcomeitcostyouuh53dollars?
Youknowwhatprobablyhappened?
Someonemustastolenmycreditcard.
Andsortajustputthereceiptbackinyourpocket?
Thatisanexcellentexcellentquestion.Thatisexcellent.
Monica,whatiswithyou?
Who'
dyouhavelunchwith?
Judy.
Julie.
Jody!
YouwerewithJulie?
Look,whenitstartedIwasjusttryingtobenicetoherbecauseshewasmybrother'
sgirlfriend.Andthen,onethingledtoanotherand,beforeIknewit,wewere...shopping.
Oh.OhmyGod.
Honey,wait.Weonlydiditonce.Itdidn'
tmeananythingtome.
Yeah,right.
Sure!
Really,Rachel,Iwasthinkingofyouthewholetime.Look,I'
msorry,allright.Inevermeantforyoutofindout!
Oh,please,youwantedtogetcaught.（Wavesthereceipt）
Thatisnottrue!
Oh,soyoujustsortofhappenedtoleaveitinhere?
DiditeveroccurtoyouthatImightjustbethatstupid?
Ok,Monica.Ijusthavetoknowonething.DidyougowithhertoBloomingdale'
s?
（Monicalooksaway.）Oh!
Ok,ok,ok,Ijustreally,uh,Ijustreallyneedtonotbewithyourightnow.（Exits.）
CommercialBreak
s,BenisplayinginhiscribwhileChandlerandRossareleaningagainsttherimandarecompletelyasleep.]
（onthephone）Hi,who'
sthis?
（Listens）Hi,Joanne.IsRachelworking?
sMonica.（Listens）Yes,IknowIdidahorriblething.（Listens）Joanne,it'
snotassimpleasallthat,ok?
（Listens）No,Idon'
tcarewhatStevethinks.（Listens）Hi,Steve.
（There'
saknockonthedoorwhichisansweredbyPhoebe.）
CarolandSusan:
Hey!
（ThiswakesChandlerandRossup）
Howdidwedo?
Oh,ItastedBen'
smilk,andRossfreakedout.
Ididnotfreakout.
Why'
dyoufreakout?
Becauseit'
sbreastmilk.It'
sgross.
Mybreastmilkisgross?
Thisshouldbefun.
No,no,Carol.There'
snothingwrongw
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