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Roger:

sprettymuchit.

Oops!

Butyoutellitreallywell,sweetie.

Thanks.Okay,nowgoawaysowecantalkaboutyou.

Okay.I'

llmissyou.

Isn'

thegreat?

He'

ssocute!

Andheseemstolikeyousomuch.

Iknow,Iknow.Sosweet...andsocomplicated.Andforashrink,he'

snottooshrinky,y'

Monica:

So,youthinkyou'

lldoitonhiscouch?

Oh,Idon'

tknow,Idon'

tknow.Ithinkthat'

salittleweird,y'

Vinyl.

Okaaay.（Totheguys,onthecouch）Anyofyouguyswantanythingelse?

Oh,yes,couldIhaveoneofthose.（Points）

No,I'

msorry,we'

realloutofthose.Anybodyelse?

Okay.

DidI,uh,didImisssomething?

No,she'

sstillupsetbecauseIsawherboobies.

Ross:

Youwhat?

Whwhatwereyoudoingseeingherboobies?

Itwasanaccident.NotlikeIwasacrossthestreetwithatelescopeandaboxofdonuts.

Okay,okay,couldwechangethesubject,please?

Yeah,'

causehello,thesearenotherboobies,theseareherbreasts.

Okay,Pheebs,Iwashopingformoreofachange.

Y'

know,Idon'

tknowwhyyou'

resoembarrassed,theywereveryniceboobies.

Nice?

Theywerenice.Imean,that'

sit?

Imean,mittensarenice.

Okaaay,（Gestures）rock,hardplace,me.

You'

resofunny!

sreallyfunny!

Iwouldn'

twannabetherewhenwhenthelaughterstops.

Whoahwhoah,backupthere,Sparky.What'

dyoumeanbythat?

Oh,justseemsasthoughthatmaybeyouhaveintimacyissues.Y'

know,thatyouuseyourhumourasawayofkeepingpeopleatadistance.

Huh.

Imeanhey!

Ijustmetyou,Idon'

tknowyoufromAdam....Onlychild,right?

Parentsdivorcedbeforeyouhitpuberty.

Uhhuh,howdidyouknowthat?

It'

stextbook.

（Joeyenterswithhisdad）

Joey:

Heyyouguys.Hey,youallknowmydad,right?

All:

Hey!

Hey,Mr.Trib!

Hey,howlongareyouinthecity?

Mr.Tribbiani:

Justforacoupladays.Igotajobmidtown.IfigureI'

mbetteroffstayingwiththekidthanhaulingmyassbackandforthontheferry.（SeesRoger）Idon'

tknowthisone.

Oh,thisismyfriendRoger.

Hi.

Hey,hey.Goodtomeetyou,Roger.

Youtoo,sir.

（ToPhoebe）Whathappenedtothe,uh,puppetguy?

Dad,dad.（Shakeshishead）

Oh,'

scuseme.SoRoss,uh,how'

sthewife?

（RosswhinesandlayshisheadonChandler'

sshoulder）Offtheretoo,uh?

Uh,Chandler,quick,saysomethingfunny!

（Chandlerstaysstonefaced）

ChandlerandJoey'

s,Mr.Tribbianiisonthephone.]

Gottago.Imissyoutoo,Iloveyou,butit'

sgettingreallatenow

（Snatchesthephone）HeyMa.Listen,ImadetheappointmentwithDr.Bazida,and...Excuseme?

（Tohisdad）Didyouknowthisisn'

tMa?

（Hisdadnods.Cuttolater.Joeyischoppingmushrooms）

Hername'

sRonni.She'

sapetmortician.

Sure.Sohowlongyoubeen...（Goesbacktochopping）

Rememberwhenyouwerealittlekid,Iusedtotakeyoutothenavyyardandshowyouthebigships?

Sincethen?

No,it'

sonlybeensixyears.Ijustwantedtoputanicememoryinyourheadsoyou'

dknowthatIwasn'

talwayssuchaterribleguy....Joe.Y'

everbeeninlove?

...Id'

know.

Theny'

haven'

t.You'

reburningyourtomatoes.

reonetotalk.（Putsthemushroomsinasaucepan）

Joe,yourdad'

sinlovebigtime.Andtheworstpartofitis,it'

swithtwodifferentwomen.

Ohman.Pleasetellmeoneof'

emisMa.

Ofcourse,courseoneof'

em'

sMa.What'

sthematterwithyou.

s,Joeyislamentingtoeveryoneabouthiddad'

saffair.]

slikeifyouwokeuponedayandfoundoutyourdadwasleadingthisdoublelife.He'

slikeactuallysomespy,workingfortheC.I.A.（Considers）That'

dbecool....Thisblows!

Iknow,Imean,whycan'

tparentsjuststayparents?

（ShewalksovernearChandlerandhisgazestaysveryobviouslyonherchest）Whydotheyhavetobecomepeople?

Whydotheyhave...（NoticesChandler）Whycan'

tyoustopstaringatmybreasts?

（Withoutlookingup）What?

（Looksup）What?

Didyounotgetagoodenoughlooktheotherday?

Alright,alright.We'

realladultshere,there'

sonlyonewaytoresolvethis.Sinceyousawherboobies,Ithink,uh,you'

regonnahavetoshowheryourpeepee.

tseethathappening?

C'

mon,he'

sright.Titfortat.

WellI'

mnotshowingyoumy'

tat.'

（Doorbuzzergoes）

Hello?

（Intercom）It'

sPhoebe.

（Intercom）AndRog.

monup.

（Sarcastic）Oh,good.Rogishere.

What'

sthematterwithRog?

Yeah.

Oh,it'

snothing,it'

salittlething...Ihatethatguy.

What,sohewasalittleanalytical.That'

swhathedoes,y'

snotthatbad.

（CuttoChandler,RossandRogersittingatthetable.Rossisupset）

see,that'

swhereyou'

rewrong.WhywouldImarryherifIthoughtonanylevelthatthatshewasalesbian?

Idunno.Maybeyouwantedyourmarriagetofail.

Why?

WhywouldIwhy?

Idon'

tknow.Maybemaybelowself-esteem,maybemaybetocompensateforovershadowingasibling,maybeyou...

Wait-wait,gobacktothatsiblingthing.

Well,Idon'

tknow.Imean,it'

sconceivablethatyouwantedtosabotageyourmarriagesothatthesiblingwouldfeellessofafailureintheeyesoftheparents.

Thatthat'

sridiculous!

tfeelguiltyforherfailures!

SoyouthinkI'

mafailure!

thegood?

Nonono,thatthat'

snotwhatIwassaying...

know,alltheseyears,Ithoughtyouwereonmyside.ButmaybewhatyouweredoingwassuckinguptoMomandDadsothey'

dkeeplikingyoubetter!

Hey,Imarriedalesbiantomakeyoulookgood!

（Cuttolater.Rachelisintears）

reright!

Imeanyou'

Itwasn'

tjusttheWeebles,butitwastheWeeblePlayPalace,andandtheWeebles'

CruiseShip.Oh,whichhadthislittlelifeboatfortheWeeblestowobblein.

stough.Toughstuff.C'

mon,Pheebs,we'

regonnacatchthatmovie,wegottagetgoing.

Oh,okay.Feelbetter,Rachel,'

kay?

Geez,we'

regonnabelate,sweetie...

Oh,okay.Listen,thanksforeverything,Mon.

rewelcome.

Listenguys,itwasgreatseeingyouagain.Mon,um,easyonthosecookies,okay?

Remember,they'

rejustfood,they'

renotlove.

（HeshutsthedoorandRossandMonicaflingcookiesatit）

Hatethatguy!

（Throwsanothercookie）

TheHallway,ChandlerandJoeyarejustleavingMonicaandRachel'

s.]

Night,youguys.

（Theynoticethatawomanissittingbytheirdoor）

Ohlook,it'

sthewomanweordered.

Hey.Can,uh,canwehelpyou?

Ronni:

Oh,nothanks,I'

mjustwaitingfor,uh,JoeyTribbiani.

mJoeyTribbiani.

Ohno,notyou,bigJoey.OhmyGod,you'

resomuchcuterthanyourpictures!

（Joeystaresather）I-I'

m,I'

mRonni....CheeseNip?

Uh,Joey'

shavinganembolism,butI'

dgoforaNip,y'

CommercialBreak

s,RonniistalkingtoChandler.Joey'

sdadisnotaround.]

Now,y'

see,mostpeople,whentheirpetspasson,theywant'

emsortalaidoutlikethey'

resleeping.Butoccasionallyyougetyourpersonwhowantstheminapose.Like,chasingtheirtail,（Demonstrates）or,uh,jumpingtocatchafrisbee.

Joey,ifIgofirst,Iwannabelookingformykeys.

sagoodone!

（Joey'

sdadenters.）

Hey,Joe.

Dad,Ronni'

shere.

Huh?

Hi.

Hello,babe!

Whwhat'

rewhat'

reyoudoinghere?

Oh,uh,well,youleftyourgoodhairatmyapartment,Ifiguredyou'

dneedittomorrowforyourmeeting.（Handshimthehair）

Thankyou.Uh...

So,who'

supforabiggameofKerplunk?

Look,Iuh,Ishouldn'

tacome.I-I'

dbettergetgoing,Idon'

twannamissthelasttrain.

twantyoutakingthatthing.

Oh,where'

mIgonnastay,here?

Who-ah-ho.

We'

llgotoahotel.

（Shrugs）We'

Noyouwon'

t.

Nowewon'

Ifyougotoahotelyou'

llbe...doingstuff.IwantyourightherewhereIcankeepaneyeonyou.

regonnakeepaneyeonus?

sright,mister,andIdon'

tcarehowoldyouare,aslongasyou'

reundermyroofyou'

regonnalivebymyrules.Andthat