六人行113The One With the Boobies文档格式.docx

1、Roger:s pretty much it. Oops! But you tell it really well, sweetie. Thanks. Okay, now go away so we can talk about you. Okay. Ill miss you. Isnt he great? Hes so cute! And he seems to like you so much. I know, I know. So sweet. and so complicated. And for a shrink, hes not too shrinky, yMonica: So,

2、you think youll do it on his couch? Oh, I dont know, I dont know. I think thats a little weird, y Vinyl. Okaaay. （To the guys, on the couch） Any of you guys want anything else? Oh, yes, could I have one of those. （Points） No, Im sorry, were all out of those. Anybody else? Okay. Did I, uh, did I miss

3、 something? No, shes still upset because I saw her boobies.Ross: You what? Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies? It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts. Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please? Yeah, cause hello, these are not her boobi

4、es, these are her breasts. Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change. Yknow, I dont know why youre so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies. Nice? They were nice. I mean, thats it? I mean, mittens are nice. Okaaay, （Gestures） rock, hard place, me. Youre so funny!s really funny! I wouldnt wa

5、nna be there when when the laughter stops. Whoah whoah, back up there, Sparky. Whatd you mean by that? Oh, just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues. Yknow, that you use your humour as a way of keeping people at a distance. Huh. I mean hey! I just met you, I dont know you from Adam. .

6、Only child, right? Parents divorced before you hit puberty. Uhhuh, how did you know that? Its textbook.（Joey enters with his dad）Joey: Hey you guys. Hey, you all know my dad, right?All: Hey! Hey, Mr. Trib! Hey, how long are you in the city?Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown.

7、I figure Im better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. （Sees Roger） I dont know this one. Oh, this is my friend Roger. Hi. Hey, hey. Good to meet you, Roger. You too, sir. （To Phoebe） What happened to the, uh, puppet guy? Dad, dad. （Shakes his head） Oh, scuse me

8、. So Ross, uh, hows the wife? （Ross whines and lays his head on Chandlers shoulder） Off there too, uh? Uh, Chandler, quick, say something funny!（Chandler stays stonefaced） Chandler and Joeys, Mr. Tribbiani is on the phone. Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but its getting real late now （Snatches

9、 the phone） Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and. Excuse me? （To his dad） Did you know this isnt Ma?（His dad nods. Cut to later. Joey is chopping mushrooms） Her names Ronni. Shes a pet mortician. Sure. So how long you been. （Goes back to chopping） Remember when you were a litt

10、le kid, I used to take you to the navy yard and show you the big ships? Since then? No, its only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so youd know that I wasnt always such a terrible guy. .Joe. Yever been in love? .I dknow. Then yhavent. Youre burning your tomatoes.re one

11、to talk. （Puts the mushrooms in a saucepan） Joe, your dads in love big time. And the worst part of it is, its with two different women. Oh man. Please tell me one of em is Ma. Of course, course one of ems Ma. Whats the matter with you.s, Joey is lamenting to everyone about hid dads affair.s like if

12、you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life. Hes like actually some spy, working for the C.I.A. （Considers） Thatd be cool. This blows! I know, I mean, why cant parents just stay parents? （She walks over near Chandler and his gaze stays very obviously on her chest） Why do

13、they have to become people? Why do they have. （Notices Chandler） Why cant you stop staring at my breasts? （Without looking up） What? （Looks up） What? Did you not get a good enough look the other day? Alright, alright. Were all adults here, theres only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobi

14、es, I think, uh, youre gonna have to show her your peepee.t see that happening? Cmon, hes right. Tit for tat. Well Im not showing you my tat.（Door buzzer goes） Hello? （Intercom） Its Phoebe. （Intercom） And Rog.mon up. （Sarcastic） Oh, good. Rog is here. Whats the matter with Rog? Yeah. Oh, its nothing

15、, its a little thing. I hate that guy. What, so he was a little analytical. Thats what he does, ys not that bad.（Cut to Chandler, Ross and Roger sitting at the table. Ross is upset）see, thats where youre wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian? I dunno. Mayb

16、e you wanted your marriage to fail. Why? Why would I why? I dont know. Maybe maybe low self-esteem, maybe maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling, maybe you. Wait-wait, go back to that sibling thing. Well, I dont know. I mean, its conceivable that you wanted to sabotage your marriage so that

17、 the sibling would feel less of a failure in the eyes of the parents. That thats ridiculous!t feel guilty for her failures! So you think Im a failure!t he good? Nonono, thatthats not what I was saying.know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up

18、to Mom and Dad so theyd keep liking you better! Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!（Cut to later. Rachel is in tears）re right! I mean you It wasnt just the Weebles, but it was the Weeble Play Palace, and and the Weebles Cruise Ship. Oh, which had this little lifeboat for the Weebles to w

19、obble in. s tough. Tough stuff. Cmon, Pheebs, were gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going. Oh, okay. Feel better, Rachel, kay? Geez, were gonna be late, sweetie. Oh, okay. Listen, thanks for everything, Mon.re welcome. Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, um, easy on those cookies, o

20、kay? Remember, theyre just food, theyre not love.（He shuts the door and Ross and Monica fling cookies at it） Hate that guy! （Throws another cookie） The Hallway, Chandler and Joey are just leaving Monica and Rachels. Night, you guys.（They notice that a woman is sitting by their door） Oh look, its the

21、 woman we ordered. Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?Ronni: Oh, no thanks, Im just waiting for, uh, Joey Tribbiani.m Joey Tribbiani. Oh no, not you, big Joey. Oh my God, youre so much cuter than your pictures! （Joey stares at her） I-Im, Im Ronni.Cheese Nip? Uh, Joeys having an embolism, but Id go for a

22、Nip, yCommercial Breaks, Ronni is talking to Chandler. Joeys dad is not around. Now, ysee, most people, when their pets pass on, they want em sorta laid out like theyre sleeping. But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like, chasing their tail, （Demonstrates） or, uh, jumping t

23、o catch a frisbee. Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.s a good one!（Joeys dad enters.） Hey, Joe. Dad, Ronnis here. Huh? Hi. Hello, babe! Wh whatre whatre you doing here? Oh, uh, well, you left your good hair at my apartment, I figured youd need it tomorrow for your meeting. （Hands h

24、im the hair） Thank you. Uh. So, whos up for a big game of Kerplunk? Look, I uh, I shouldnta come. I-Id better get going, I dont wanna miss the last train.t want you taking that thing. Oh, wherem I gonna stay, here? Who-ah-ho. Well go to a hotel. （Shrugs） We No you wont. No we won If you go to a hotel youll be.doing stuff. I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you.re gonna keep an eye on us?s right, mister, and I dont care how old you are, as long as youre under my roof youre gonna live by my rules. And that