高中英语《Frinds老友记》第7季中英文对照完整剧本703Word格式.docx

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No.Chandler’seyes!

Igotglasses!

Well,you-you’vealwayshadglasses.

NoIdidn’t!

Areyousure?

Yeah-yeah,did-didn’tyouusetohaveapair?

Theywerereallyround,burgundy,andtheymadeyoulookkindofumm…

Feminine.

Yes!

No!

Monica:

Sweetie,Ithinktheglasseslookgreat.Theymakeyoulookreallysexy.

Really?

Yeah!

（sittingdownonthearmofherchair）Youdidn’tthinkIusedtowearglasses,right?

Ofcourse!

（Shemouths,"

Ihavenoidea,"

totherestofthegang.）

OpeningCredits

Monica,Chandler,andPhoebe'

s,Rachel,Phoebe,Chandler,andMonicaaremakingsomesandwiches.]

Phoebe:

Sowhatdoyouguyswantforanengagementpresent?

That’sokayPheebs,we’renothavingapartyoranything,soyoudon’thavetogetus…

（interruptshim）Ifsomeonewantstogiveusapresent,wedon’twanttodeprivethemofthatjoy.

Oh,y’knowwhatyoushouldget‘em?

Oneofthoselittleuh,portableCDplayers.

Oh,Ialreadyhaveone.

Notunlesssomeoneborroweditandleftitatthegynecologist.

Yeah,and-and-andbysomeone,shemeansJoey.

Hey,IknowIwhatIwant!

Whatwewanthoney.

No,youdon’twantthis.Iwanttohaveyourgrandmother’scookierecipe.

Youmeanthechocolatechipcookierecipe?

Uh-huh,yeah.

YoumeantheonethatmygrandmothermademeswearonherdeathbedthatIwouldneverlet

outofourfamily?

Dyingpeoplesaythecraziestthings.

Iwanteditforyears!

Iwasgonnamakecookiesformychildren.

Breakmyheart—Oh,allright.

Okay.I’mgonnabethemomthatmakestheworld’sbestchocolatechipcookies.

Ourkidsaregonnabefataren’tthey.

（entering）Ahoy!

How’stheboat?

!

Great!

I’mfinallygettingintothissailingstuff.

Oh,soyoufinallytookitoutofthemarinahuh?

WhywouldIdothat?

Ittookthreeguystogetthethinginthere!

Ifyoudon’tsailyourboat,whatdoyoudoonit?

Oh,it’sgreat!

It’sagreatplacetojustkinda,sit,hangaround,drinkafewbeers,eatsomechips.（Hesaysthatashesits,hangsaround,drinksabeer,andeatsachip.）

Well,it’sgoodthatyoufinallyhaveaplacetodothat.

Y’knowJoey,Icouldteachyoutosail

ifyouwant.

Youcould?

I’vebeensailingmywholelife.WhenIwasfifteenmydadboughtmemyownboat.

Yourownboat?

Hewastryingtocheermeup!

Myponywassick.

CentralPerk,ChandlerandMonicaarethere.Hetakesoffhisglassesandstartschewingontheearpiece.]

DoyouknowwhatIwasthinkin’?

Nothing,Ijustliketogolikethis.（Doesitagain.）

（enteringfromthebathrooms）HeyChandler,whatareyoudoingtonight?

Uhwhy,doyouhavealecture?

No,why?

Thenfreeasabird.What’sup?

Mydadwantedtoknowifyouwantedtoplayracquetballwithus.

Wow!

That’sgreat!

Dadmustreallylikeyou,hedoesn’taskjustanyonetoplay.

Yeahandhedidn’treallyaskforyou,heaskedforChancy,Iassumedhemeantyou.

Well,did-didyoucorrecthim?

No,I-Ithoughtitwouldbemorefunthisway.

Thisissocool,maybethisissomethingyoucandoeveryweek.

Oryoucansitwithhimonthefrontporchandmakesurenoonestealsthetrashcans.Hedoesthateveryweektoo.

Oh,justsoyouknow,you-youhavetolethimwin.

Yeah.

Hehatestolose.

Ohnoproblem,maybeI’llplaywithmylefthand.

You’renotalefty?

Doesanybodyknowme?

（Phoebeenters,walksuptoMonica,andexhalesexasperatedly.）

What’swrongPhoebe?

Ijustwenttomyoldapartmenttogetyouthe-thecookierecipeandthestupidfireburneditup!

Whydidn’tyoumakeacopyand-andkeepitinafireproofboxandkeepitatleastahundredyardsfro

mtheoriginal?

（pausesashefiguresouthowtoanswerthat）BecauseI’mnormal!

Thatwastheonelegacymygrandmotherleftme,andIknowyouwanteditasanengagementpresent.

Oh,wehavetogetyouanengagementpresent?

Don’tworryaboutitPheebs.

Noonegotmeanengagementpresent.

Okay,hereIwishyouhealthandhappiness.（ShehandsMonicaacookieinaplasticbaggie.）

Anoldcookie?

（ToChandler）Thisiswhathappenswhenyoudon’tregisterforgifts!

Seeno-no,ImadeabatchandIfrozeit,andthisistheonlyoneleft.

Wecan’tacceptthis.

Whynot?

‘Causeit’sgross.

Wait!

IthinkIcanfigureouttherecipefromthiscookie!

Idostufflikethisatworkallthetime.

IbetIcandoit.

（ChandlerlooksoverandseesRossglaringatthem.）

Okay,weoweyouapresent.

Two!

I’vebeenengagedtwice!

TheMr.Bowm

ont（Joey’sboat）,she’sshowntobeinoneofthewaterwaysaroundNewYork,butinrealityshe’sinasoundstageontheWarnerBros.lotandweseeNewYorkfromthewaterinsomeratherpoorgreenscreenshots.RachelandJoeyareonboard.]

（drinkingabeer）Lookatthisclown!

Justbecausehe’sgotabiggerboathethinkshecantakeupthewholeriver.（Yelling）Getoutofthewayjackass!

（ToRachel）WhonameshisboatCoastGuardanyway?

ThatistheCoastGuard.

Whataretheydoingouthere?

Thecoast’sallthewayoverthere.（Pointstothecoast,meanwhilethereiscoastbehindhim.）

Joey,justignoretheboatsallright?

We’renotfinishedwith

thelessonyet.

Allright.

Okay,I’mjustgonnagooverthebasicpointsjustonemoretime,areyouready?

ComeonRach,notagain.Igotit!

Okay?

Let’sstartsailing,andIwanttogooverthere（Points）wherethatboatloadofgirlsis!

（Yellingtothem）Yo-ho-ho!

Oh,okay.Isthatwhatyouwanttodo?

Youwannagooverandgivealittleshoutouttotheold,hotchickas?

Okay,let’sdothatSailorJoe.Quickquestionthough,（grabssomeoftherigging）what’sthiscalled?

Uh,boatrope.

Wrong!

Howdoyougetthemainsailup?

Uhh,rubit?

No.WhatdoyoudoifIsaywearecomingabout?

I’dsay,comeagain.No-no,waitI-I-Iknowthisone,Iknowthisone,uh…

（Rachelblastsanairhorninhisear.）

Time’sup,nowyourdead.

Anddeaf!

Okay,youjustgoonandmakeyourlittlejokey-jokes,butifyoudonotknowwhatyouaredoingoutatseayouwilldieatsea.AmIgettingthroughtoyousailor?

（Shepunctuateseachwordbyslappinghimontheforehead.）

Yes.

Don’tjustsayyes!

Thisisn’tagame,Joeyyoucanreallygethurtouthere.Okay,sodoyouwanttopayattentionordoyouwanttodie?

IwanttomakeashiptoshorecalltoChandler.

s,MonicaandPhoebearetryingtodeterminethecookierecipebyeatingsmallpieces.]

Allright,Idefinitelytastenutmeg.

Youdo?

Youdon’t?

（Laughs）Well,that’sthedifferencebetweenaprofessionalandalayman.

T

hatandarrogance.

（entering）Hey.

Howwassailing?

Idon’twanttotalkaboutit.Y’know,youcould’veatleastsavedmeawholecookie.（Hegrabswhat’sleftofthecookieandpopsinhismouth.）

MonicaandPhoebe:

No-wait-no-no!

（recoilsinhorror）Womenaremean!

（Stormsout.）

Ican’tbelievethat!

Nowtheonlythingleftofmygrandmother’slegacyisthiscrumb.（ShepicksitupwithherfingerandholdsitouttoMonica.）Iwishyoualongandhappymarriage.

（enteringwithChandler）Hey.

Howwasit?

WellIhadagreattime!

Umm,Chancyontheotherhand…

Iwilltellthestory!

Itwasgoinggreat.Ilethimwin.Wewerebonding.HeevensaidIcouldcallhimdad.

Andwhatdidheaskyounottocallhim?

Daddy.Allrightlook,here’sthestory.（FlashbacktoChandlerabouttoenterthesteamroomashedoesthevoice-over.）Well,wehadjustfinishedplayingracquetballandweweregonnatakeaste

am.Iwalkintothesteamro

omanditwasreallysteamy.（Theflashbackshowshisglassesfogupandhimtryingtofindhiswayaroundt

hesteamfilledroom.Hetakesoffhisglasses.）SoItakeoffmyglassesandthat’swheninhappened.

[Cuttotheflashback,Chandler’snolongerdoingthevoice-over.]

Guys?

Overhere.（YoucanseeRosssittingatthefarwall.）

Mr.Geller:

Haveaseatson.（YoucanseeMr.GellersittingclosertothedoorasChandlerwalksoverandsitsinhislap.）Hey!

（Chandlerquicklyjumpsoffandsitsnexttohimwithashockedexpressiononhisface.）

CommercialBreak

s,Chandlerisfinishedtellingeveryonewhathappened.]

OhmyGodChandler!

Ican’tbelieveit!

Iknow.

Yougavemyfatheralapdance!

Whydotheyputsomuchsteaminthere?

‘Causeotherwisethey’dhavetocallittheroomroom.

Why?

Wh-wh-wh