高中英语《Frinds老友记》第7季中英文对照完整剧本703Word格式.docx

1、 No. Chandlers eyes! I got glasses! Well, you-youve always had glasses. No I didnt! Are you sure? Yeah-yeah, did-didnt you use to have a pair? They were really round, burgundy, and they made you look kind of umm Feminine. Yes! No!Monica: Sweetie, I think the glasses look great. They make you look re

2、ally sexy. Really? Yeah! （sitting down on the arm of her chair） You didnt think I used to wear glasses, right? Of course! （She mouths, I have no idea, to the rest of the gang.）Opening Credits Monica, Chandler, and Phoebes, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches.Phoebe: So wh

3、at do you guys want for an engagement present? Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us （interrupts him） If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy. Oh, yknow what you should get em? One of those little uh, portable CD pl

4、ayers. Oh, I already have one. Not unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist. Yeah, and-and-and by someone, she means Joey. Hey, I know I what I want! What we want honey. No, you dont want this. I want to have your grandmothers cookie recipe. You mean the chocolate chip cookie recip

5、e? Uh-huh, yeah. You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family? Dying people say the craziest things. I wanted it for years! I was gonna make cookies for my children. Break my heartOh, all right. Okay. Im gonna be the mom that makes the w

6、orlds best chocolate chip cookies. Our kids are gonna be fat arent they. （entering） Ahoy! Hows the boat?! Great! Im finally getting into this sailing stuff. Oh, so you finally took it out of the marina huh? Why would I do that? It took three guys to get the thing in there! If you dont sail your boat

7、, what do you do on it? Oh, its great! Its a great place to just kinda, sit, hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips. （He says that as he sits, hangs around, drinks a beer, and eats a chip.） Well, its good that you finally have a place to do that. Yknow Joey, I could teach you to sail if you

8、want. You could? Ive been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat. Your own boat? He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick. Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are there. He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece. Do you know what I was thinkin?

9、Nothing, I just like to go like this. （Does it again.） （entering from the bathrooms） Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight? Uh why, do you have a lecture? No, why? Then free as a bird. Whats up? My dad wanted to know if you wanted to play racquetball with us. Wow! Thats great! Dad must really lik

10、e you, he doesnt ask just anyone to play. Yeah and he didnt really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed he meant you. Well, did-did you correct him? No, I-I thought it would be more fun this way. This is so cool, maybe this is something you can do every week. Or you can sit with him on the fr

11、ont porch and make sure no one steals the trash cans. He does that every week too. Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win. Yeah. He hates to lose. Oh no problem, maybe Ill play with my left hand. Youre not a lefty? Does anybody know me?（Phoebe enters, walks up to Monica, and exhales exasp

12、eratedly.） Whats wrong Phoebe? I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up! Why didnt you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original? （pauses as he figures out how to answer that） Because

13、 Im normal! That was the one legacy my grandmother left me, and I know you wanted it as an engagement present. Oh, we have to get you an engagement present? Dont worry about it Pheebs. No one got me an engagement present. Okay, here I wish you health and happiness. （She hands Monica a cookie in a pl

14、astic baggie.） An old cookie? （To Chandler） This is what happens when you dont register for gifts! See no-no, I made a batch and I froze it, and this is the only one left. We cant accept this. Why not? Cause its gross. Wait! I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie! I do stuff like this

15、at work all the time. I bet I can do it.（Chandler looks over and sees Ross glaring at them.） Okay, we owe you a present. Two! Ive been engaged twice! The Mr. Bowmont （Joeys boat）, shes shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality shes in a sound stage on the Warner Bros. lot a

16、nd we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots. Rachel and Joey are on board. （drinking a beer） Look at this clown! Just because hes got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. （Yelling） Get out of the way jackass! （To Rachel） Who names his boat Coast Guard

17、anyway? That is the Coast Guard. What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. （Points to the coast, meanwhile there is coast behind him.） Joey, just ignore the boats all right? Were not finished with the lesson yet. All right. Okay, Im just gonna go over the basic points just one

18、 more time, are you ready? Come on Rach, not again. I got it! Okay? Lets start sailing, and I want to go over there （Points） where that boatload of girls is! （Yelling to them） Yo-ho-ho! Oh, okay. Is that what you want to do? You wanna go over and give a little shout out to the old, hot chickas? Okay

19、, lets do that Sailor Joe. Quick question though, （grabs some of the rigging） whats this called? Uh, boat rope. Wrong! How do you get the mainsail up? Uhh, rub it? No. What do you do if I say we are coming about? Id say, come again. No-no, wait I-I-I know this one, I know this one, uh（Rachel blasts

20、an air horn in his ear.） Times up, now your dead. And deaf! Okay, you just go on and make your little jokey-jokes, but if you do not know what you are doing out at sea you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you sailor? （She punctuates each word by slapping him on the forehead.） Yes. Dont just

21、say yes!This isnt a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die? I want to make a ship to shore call to Chandler.s, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces. All right, I definitely taste nutmeg. Y

22、ou do? You dont? （Laughs） Well, thats the difference between a professional and a layman. That and arrogance. （entering） Hey. How was sailing? I dont want to talk about it. Yknow, you couldve at least saved me a whole cookie. （He grabs whats left of the cookie and pops in his mouth.）Monica and Phoeb

23、e: No-wait-no-no! （recoils in horror） Women are mean! （Storms out.） I cant believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmothers legacy is this crumb. （She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.） I wish you a long and happy marriage. （entering with Chandler） Hey. How was it? Well

24、 I had a great time! Umm, Chancy on the other hand I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad. And what did he ask you not to call him? Daddy. All right look, heres the story. （Flashback to Chandler about to enter the steam room as he

25、 does the voice-over.） Well, we had just finished playing racquetball and we were gonna take a steam. I walk into the steam room and it was really steamy. （The flashback shows his glasses fog up and him trying to find his way around the steam filled room. He takes off his glasses.） So I take off my

26、glasses and thats when in happened.Cut to the flashback, Chandlers no longer doing the voice-over. Guys? Over here. （You can see Ross sitting at the far wall.）Mr. Geller: Have a seat son. （You can see Mr. Geller sitting closer to the door as Chandler walks over and sits in his lap.） Hey! （Chandler q

27、uickly jumps off and sits next to him with a shocked expression on his face.）Commercial Breaks, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened. Oh my God Chandler! I cant believe it! I know. You gave my father a lap dance! Why do they put so much steam in there? Cause otherwise theyd have to call it the room room. Why? Wh-wh-wh