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Kyle:

Mr.Adler?

[setsthepicturedown]Huh?

Oh,uh,IwasjustsayingthatIwanttoknowwhoisthebiggesttroublemakerinyourclass?

[quicklypoints]Tweekis!

Tweek:

Arrh!

No,I'

mnot!

Yeah,youare!

Youalwaysgetintrouble

Arrrrh!

Oh,hello,excuseme,butCraigisthebiggesttroublemakerinourclass.

Thattrue,Craig?

Youatroublemaker?

Craig:

No.

Well,you'

dbetternotbe,becauseinshopclasswe-[Craigflipshimoff]Hey!

Didyoujustflipmeoff?

!

Yes,youdid!

Toldya!

[hushed,toStan]Dude,shopclasssucks.Maybeweshouldhavetakenhomeec.

Nowway,dude.Homeecisforgirls.

[TheHomeEconomicsroom.Allthegirlsarehere]

[female]Welcometohomeec.[thecamerascansacrosstheclass]Forthenextweek,youwillbelearninghowtobake,sew,clean,andmakethingsthatarelacyandpretty.[Kennyappears]

Kenny:

（Woohooo!

）[Wendyraisesherhand]

Wendy:

Irequestedtobeinshopclass,buttheysentmehere.

Woman:

That'

sright,Wendy.Yousee,someofyougirlswillgoontohaveinterestingjobsandcareers.[nowcautioning]Butallofyouprettyones?

won'

thavetoworryaboutthat,becauseyoucanmarryaniceman.Andthat'

homeec.

）[thegirlsoneithersideofhimlookathim]

[TheShoproom.Stan,Kyle,andCartmansitbeforeapowermiterbox.Cartmanisfeedingitwood]

IwonderwhyKennydidn'

twannatakeshopclass?

[cutsouttwoslabs]

Idon'

tknow.He'

ssuchawuss.

[passingby]Hey!

Don'

tscrewaround!

Youscrewaroundtoomuch!

Youknow,youguysaretotallywrongaboutTweek.Craigiswayworsethanheis.[Craigleafsthroughsomewoodscraps,andTweekapproachesabeltsanderonthefloor]

Nohe'

snotdude.Craigisawuss.

Dude,ifCraigandTweekgotinafight,CraigwouldkickTweek'

sass.

Doyouwannabet?

Yeah,I'

llbet.

Howmuch?

Fivebucks.

You'

reon!

[revsupabeltsander.]Arrh!

[jumps.StanandKylewalktohim]

HeyTweek.

[jumps]Gaarhrhrh!

Dude.Craigchoosesyou.Hewantstofight.

[dropsthesander]Hedoes?

Yeah.He'

sallpissedoffatyou.So,willyoufight?

Why?

Dude,because!

Youhavetostandupforyourself!

Sowillyoufighthim?

[Craigisstillleafingthroughthescraps]

[jumps]Rrrrh!

Hedoesn'

tlooklikehewantstofightme.

Craig,couldItalktoyourealquick?

[Craigflipshimoff,andCartmanputshispalmsuptocalmhim]Er,justasecond,please,Craig.Craig,I'

mnotnormallyonetogetinvolvedinthiskindofthingbut,well,IwasjuststandingoverbyTweek,and,hecalledyouabigpoop-eater.

Hedid?

Yeah.Hesaidyoueatpoop,andthatitmakesyourbreathsmelllikepoop,andthat,eh,well,youlikeit.

Whywouldhesaythat?

tCraig,Idon'

tknow.Butnowhe'

sovertheretellingeverybodythatyou'

reapoop-eaterandhechoosesyou.

[nowpissed]Well,I'

vegottagooverthereand-

[blockshisway]No,no!

Craig,youyoucan'

tfighthimhere;

Mr.Adlerwouldjustbreakitup.Tellyouwhat:

I'

llgotellhimyouaccepthischallenge,andsetitupforafterschooltoday.

Okay.[flipsTweekoff]

There.Didyousee?

Hejustflippedyouoff.

[twitchestooneside]Rrrr!

Whatajerk!

He'

sreallygotitoutforyou,dude.

WhatdidIdo?

So,doyouagreetofighthimafterschool?

Iguessso.

Super.Seeyouthere.[theywalkaway,pleased]

[Mr.Adlertakesoutthewoman'

spictureagainandlooksatit.Hebeginstodaydream.Memoriesofhisfianc閑cometohim,andhervoiceechoeseverytimereminisces]

Fianc閑:

[runsfromhim]Catchme,Richard.[shelaughsevenafterhecatchesherandshe'

sonthegrass]I'

msoinlovewithyou,Richard.[nextscene:

she'

sinthekitchenholdingatray]Imadeyousomecookies,Richard.[sniffsthemrealgood.Next,she'

sbythefireplacewithalittlestocking]MerryChristmas,Richard.[laughingontheyardoutside]Oh,Richard.Sayyou'

llholdmeforever.[inflight,tryingtoregaincontrol]Aaaaaaa!

[inaswimmingpool,underwater]Richard!

[theschoolbellrings,andhe'

sback]Aaaarr!

Uh.[opensadrawertogetsomenicotinegum,andchewssome]Ohwhy?

Why?

[closeshiseyesandcontinueschewing]

Mr.Adler!

Mr.Ad-ler!

HuhuhHuh?

Stopscrewingaround!

Thebellrang.Canwego?

Well,uh,well,sure.Uh,classdismissed.

Comeon,youguys.[KyleandCartmanfollowhimout]

[Theschoolyard]

Thisisgonnabesosweet,dude.

YouguysaresowrongaboutTweek.He'

sgonnagethisasskicked.

We'

llsee!

Whydon'

twejustraiseourbettotendollars?

reon,fatass!

[Kennyshowsup]

Well,well,well,lookwho'

shere!

Ourlittlehomeeconomicsfriend,Kenny!

（Heyguys,what'

sgoingonwithyou?

）

Howcomeyouwannatakehomeec.,Kenny?

Yeah.That'

snotcool,dude.[thegirlswalkby]

Bebe:

Bye,Kenny.Seeyoutomorrow.

Jordan:

Bye,Kenny.

（Bye,ladies.）[theotherboysarriveasthegirlsleave]

Clyde:

Hey,what'

sgoingon?

TweekandCraigaregonnafight.

Really?

Cool.[theboysstandaroundwaiting]It'

sfunny,'

causeTweekandCraigbothwenthomeaboutfifteenminutesago.

What?

Token:

Yeah,theyleft.

Aw,hell!

Thosesonsofbitches!

Iguesstheydon'

twannafight.

Aw,theywannafight!

Theyjustdon'

tknowityet!

[walksoffwithStan,Cartman,andKenny]

[StanandKylearriveatTweek'

shouse.Stanringsthebell]

Tweek?

[looksuptothesecondfloor]Tweek?

[opensthecenterwindow]Herr.Whatdoyouguyswant?

Howcomeyoudidn'

tshowupforthefight,Tweek?

CraigandIhavenoreasontofighteachother.

Well,Craigshowedup.

Yeah.Hewasstandingtherewaitingforyou,andhewasalllike,"

Man,Tweek'

sawuss,"

andwewerealllike,"

snot,Craig,"

andhewasalllike,"

Yeahheis,heisn'

tshowingup.He'

sabigwuss,andhehascrookedteeth!

"

thavecrookedteeth!

AndthenCraigwasalllike,"

Tweekisscaredo'

me.He'

sabigchicken."

Andhestarteddoinganimpersonationofyoubeingachicken[StanwatchesasKyledemonstrates];

well,everybodyintheworldsawit!

Everyoneintheworld?

Rrrr!

[fallsdownbehindthewindow]

Yeah,itwasweak.

I'

mnotachicken!

Well,everyoneintheworldthinksyouare.Seeya.[turnstowalkaway]

[popsup]Wait!

llfight!

Tomorrow?

Okay.

[CartmanandKennyarriveatCraig'

shouse.CartmanknocksandCraiganswers.]

Craig,whatthehellareyoudoinghome?

You'

resupposedtobeoutfightingTweek!

RedRacer'

son.

Craig,youcanwatchRedRaceranydayoftheweek!

IdowatchRedRacereverydayoftheweek!

[aloof]Well,that'

sfine.Iguessyoudon'

tcareaboutwhatTweeksaidaboutyourmom.

Nnope.[shutsthedoor]

[hushed]Egh.God-damnit!

[knocksagain,andCraiganswers]Well,Iguessyoudon'

tcareaboutwhatTweeksaidaboutyourguineapig.

WhatdidhesayaboutStripe?

Oh,nothing,exceptthatyoustickitupyourassbeforeyougotobed.

Thatsonofabitch,I'

llkillhim!

dbepissedtoo,somaybeweshouldreschedulethefightfortomorrow?

AfterRedRacer.

[beinggraceous]AfterRedRacer,ofcourse.

[TheTweekhouse,thatnight,dinner.TheTweeksareattable]

Richard:

Howwasschooltoday,son?

Errh!

sgreat.

Dahad,ifsomekidinschoolwantstofightme,whatshouldIdo?

?

Son,letmetellyoualittlestoryaboutwhenyourmotherandIfirstmet.[getsupandstandsnexttoher.Peacefulmusicplays]Yousee,alongtimeago,therewerealotofguyswhowereafteryourmother.Sheusedtobeveryattractive.

Mom:

It'

strue.Iwas.[Tweekbobsashelistens]

Well,whenIstartedcourtingyourmother,therewasthisbigmuscularfootballplayernamedQuib,who