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She'

sonlyacoupleofmonthspregnant.Shelikedourapplicationbutwhoknowsifshe'

sgonnalikeus. 

Comeon,she'

sgonnaloveyouguys!

Uhm,thankyou,butwe'

rereallytryingnottogetourhopesup. 

Andalotcouldstillgetinourway. 

Yeah.Imean,thisgirlcoulddecideagainstadoptionorshecouldlikeanothercouplebetter.. 

Whatareyougonnanamethebaby?

IcandevelopaconditioninwhichItalkandtalkandnoonehearsaword. 

Butjustthink,ok?

Whatifeverythinggoesright?

Whatifthiswomandoespickyouguys?

OhmyGod.She'

sgonnapickus!

Sowe'

restandingfirmonthe'

notgettingourhopesup'

?

Youknow,Iknowthatthingscouldstillgowrongbutiftheydon'

t?

Ifthisworksout,we'

regonnahaveababyChandler,ababy!

Yes,but... 

OhmyGod,it'

sgonnaWORK!

regonnamakeitwork!

I'

mgonnabeamummyand（toChandler）you'

regonnabeadaddy!

Allright,I'

llseeyousuckers.I'

mgonnagetme...ABABY!

（sheleaves） 

Oh,screwit,I'

mgonnabeadaddy!

!

OPENINGCREDITS 

CentralPerk.Phoebe'

sspeakingtoagirl.] 

Rachel:

（toJoey）Hey,who'

sPhoebewith?

mgonnasaysomeoneI'

mgonnahavesexwith.（thegirlleavesandPhoebegoestowardthecouch）（toPhoebe）Hey!

So...who'

syourfriend?

Oh,that'

sSarah.No,no.Don'

tyougetanyideas,ok?

No,I'

mnotsettingyouupwithanymoreofmyfriends!

OW,why,why,why?

Becauseyou'

lldateheronce,sleepwithherandthenforgetsheexists!

Oh,nameonefriendofyoursthatIdidthatwith. 

Mandy. 

Mandy,uh?

Uh...reallyhotblonde,bigboobs?

No. 

IknowwhyIdon'

trememberher,huh?

（hewinksatRachel） 

DoyouthinkI'

msomeoneelse?

Ok,Imaynothavetreatedyourfriendswellinthepast,butIhavegrownupalot,really.Honest,Rach?

Well,believeitornot,it'

strue.WhenJoeyandIweretogether,hewaswonderful.Hewasthoughtfulandmature.Andfortheoneweekthatwewentout,hedidn'

tsleepwithanybodyelse!

（pointingathimself）Growth!

Fine,I'

llgiveyouhernumber. 

Ok,thankyou.AndIpromiseyouIwillnotforgetthisone.（hestartswritingonhishand）Mandy. 

SARAH!

Saraaah. 

（entering）Hey!

Heyyouguys,Ineedsomefashionadvice. 

Oh!

（hetakesababyblueberetoutofashoppingboxandputsiton）Howdoesthislook?

Well,it'

salittlelow...pickupalittle...（Rosspicksitup）alittlebitmore...（hepicksitupagain）alittlebitmore...（hetakesitoff）Thereyougo!

（pause）Nowthrowitaway!

C'

mon!

Thislooksgood!

Ross,please,trustme.Ibuy30fashionmagazinesamonth.Now,Idon'

tknowwho'

srunningforpresidentorwhothat...NATOguyis,butIdoknowthatyouhavetogetasfarawayasyoucanfromthathat. 

Damnit!

IhavethisdatetomorrownightandIhavetolookcool!

Well,youknow,ifyouwantfashionhelp,RachelandIaregoingshoppingtomorrow.You'

remorethanwelcometocomewithus,right?

Really?

Thatwouldbegreat.Imean,Ihavetodosomething,shekindateasedmeabouthowIdress. 

Icanseewhy,niceshirt!

You'

rewearingthesameshirt. 

StupidGaponeverycorner!

TheAdoptionAgencyinOhio.MonicaandChandlerareenteringwithaman.] 

Agencyguy:

Please,makeyourselfcomfortableandIwillbackinamomentwithErica. 

Ok,thankyou.（themanleaves）Uh,wellthisisit.AreyouOK?

Yeah.Justweird,youknow.It'

slike:

"

Hi,I'

mChandler.MayIhavethehumangrowinginsideyou?

"

Uh,we'

regonnabegreat. 

Well...obviously!

（heenterswithErica）Monica,Chandler.I'

dlikeyoutomeetErica. 

Hi.Itisso,sonicetomeetyou. 

Erica:

（whispering）Hi... 

Thankyousomuchforagreeingtoseeus. 

Hi. 

llletyougetacquainted. 

Ok. 

So,it'

sMonicaandChandler.Ionlyknowyouasfile0W33815-D. 

That'

swhatourfriendscallus. 

Gosh,youknow,you'

rejustsuchanamazingcouple.It'

s...kindofintimidating. 

Idon'

tknowaboutthat. 

rekiddingme?

Imean,it'

senoughthatyouareadoctor.Butontopofit,you'

remarriedtoareverend?

（astonished）Idon'

tthinkthat'

sexactly... 

（overlapping）Letherfinish,doctor. 

CentralPerk] 

Hey. 

Oh,myfriendSarahhadagreattimelastnight. 

Well... 

Yeah!

Soyou'

regonnacallthisoneback?

Nope. 

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

Sarah'

sgreat!

Oh,really?

Youknowwhatyourgreatfrienddid?

reouttodinner,ok?

（hestartstalkingaboutthedateandwecanseewhathappenedthroughaflashbackvideo）We'

regettingalong,havingareallynicetime.Iwasthinkingshewasreallycool.Andthen,outofnowhere... 

（SarahpicksupsomefriesfromJoey抯plateandJoeylooksveryangry.Thenwe抮ebacktoCentralPerkandJoeydoesayou-see-what-I-meanlooktoPhoebe） 

That抯it?

That抯whyyouwon抰gooutwithheragain?

So,shetooksomefries,bigdeal!

Hey,hey,look!

It抯notaboutafewfries...it抯aboutwhatthefriesrepresent. 

What?

ALLFOOD!

I抦sorry,Ican抰believeIsetyouupwithsuchaMONSTER!

Hey,hey,hey,hey.Look.Itakeagirlout,shecanorderwhatevershewants!

Themore,thebetter!

Allright?

Justdon抰orderaGardensaladandtheneatmyfood!

That抯agoodwaytolosesomefingers!

（Rachelentersfromthemaindoor） 

（toRachel）Oh 

Hi 

ThankGodyou抮ehere.Listentothis!

what?

Joeyandmyfriendwereoutlastnightandhavingdinnerandshereachesoverandtakesafewofhisfries... 

Oh,no!

（Joeylookssatisfied） 

Youknowabouttheplatething?

Oh,yeah.Joeydoesn抰sharefood.Imean,justlastweekwewerehavingbreakfastandhehadacoupleofgrapesonhisplateand... 

（toJoey）Youwouldn抰letherhaveagrape?

Ohno!

Notme!

Emma!

（PhoebelookshorrifiedandsheturnstowatchJoey） 

（madandpointingafingertohimself）JOEYDOESN扵SHAREFOOD!

Well,Istillthinkthatit抯astupidreasonnottocallsomeoneagain.Youarecallingher!

Andifyouneedto,justgetanextraplateoffriesforthetable!

（hethinksalittle,consideringtheoptionandseemstobequitesatisfied）Ilikethat!

Asharingbuffer!

I抣lordersomeextrafries!

Maybeaplateofonionrings.Yeah.Andashrimpcocktail.Andsomebuffalowings.Maybeanindividualpizza,uh?

Andsomemozzarellasticks.（helooksabsorbedinhisfoodthoughts）Whatwerewetalkingabout?

Aclothesstore.RossandPhoebeareshopping] 

（toRoss）Thisplaceisawesome!

Youknow,weshouldjustgo,I抦notgonnafindanythinghere!

Thisstuffisridiculous!

（Rachelarriveswithalotofclothes） 

Ah,thisplaceisgreat!

Wow!

Rach,comeon,I抦notgonnawearanyofthis!

（hepicksupashirt）Nothingsilver.（Rachelsighs）.Ok?

Nothingwithhair!

（Rachelsighsagain）Andnothingwithpadlocksonit!

（Rachelheavesalongdisappointingsigh）. 

Ross,look,Iknowthatsomeofthisstuffisoutthere,butImean,comeon,lookatthis,lookatthissweater!

（shepicksupabluesweater）.Imean,thisisjustbeautiful!

（feelingthefabric）Wow,thisisreallysoft（helookstheprice）.Threehundredandfiftydollars?

Yeah,downfromsevenhundred,youaresavingliketwohundredbucks!

Bothlogicandmatharetakingaserioushittoday. 

（walkingtoRosscarryingablackleatherjacket）:

Hey,checkthisout!

It抯totallyyou!

（Rosswearsthejacketsandlookathimselfinthemirror） 

Actuallythislookslikeprettygood!

（heturnsandwatcheshisbackandthere抯asignonthebackofthejacket,“boyswillbeboys”）Boyswillbeboys?

Theywillbe!

Allright,that抯it,I抦gettingoutofhere. 

No,no,no,no!

Ross,wait!

Comeon!

Youknow,there抯otherstuff.Here抯aniceshirt,lookatthesenicepants... 

Uh,actuallythesemightlookprettygoodonme. 

Yes,theywill!

Youknowwhatyoushoulddo?

Justgotakeawalk,allright?

IknowyoursizeandI抦...I抦gonnapickupsomereallygoodstuffforyou. 

Yes!

AndIknowwhatlookssexyonguys.Please,justwearwhatIsuggest,andshe抯gonnagonutsforyou. 

So,you抮esaying,uh,ifIwearthesepantsImightbegettingintohers?

（toPhoebe）Whydomenkeeptalkingtomelikethis?

TheAdoptionAgencyinOhio.MonicaandChandlerarestilltalkingwithErica.] 

So,thefactthatIamadoctor,andmywife抯areverend,that抯importanttoyou?

Yeah,Ireadsomegreatapplications,butthenIthought“whobetterthenaministertoraiseachild!

” 

Amen.