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1、 Shes only a couple of months pregnant. She liked our application but who knows if shes gonna like us. Come on, shes gonna love you guys! Uhm, thank you, but were really trying not to get our hopes up. And a lot could still get in our way. Yeah. I mean, this girl could decide against adoption or she

2、 could like another couple better. What are you gonna name the baby? I can develop a condition in which I talk and talk and no one hears a word. But just think, ok? What if everything goes right? What if this woman does pick you guys? Oh my God. Shes gonna pick us! So were standing firm on the not g

3、etting our hopes up? You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they dont? If this works out, were gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby! Yes, but. Oh my God, its gonna WORK!re gonna make it work! Im gonna be a mummy and （to Chandler） youre gonna be a daddy! All right, Ill see you suckers

4、. Im gonna get me. A BABY! （she leaves） Oh, screw it, Im gonna be a daddy!OPENING CREDITS Central Perk. Phoebes speaking to a girl.Rachel: （to Joey） Hey, whos Phoebe with?m gonna say someone Im gonna have sex with. （the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch） （to Phoebe） Hey! So. whos your fri

5、end? Oh, thats Sarah. No, no. Dont you get any ideas, ok? No, Im not setting you up with any more of my friends! OW, why, why, why? Because youll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists! Oh, name one friend of yours that I did that with. Mandy. Mandy, uh? Uh. really hot blonde, big

6、boobs? No. I know why I dont remember her, huh? （he winks at Rachel） Do you think Im someone else? Ok, I may not have treated your friends well in the past, but I have grown up a lot, really. Honest, Rach? Well, believe it or not, its true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was tho

7、ughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didnt sleep with anybody else! （pointing at himself） Growth! Fine, Ill give you her number. Ok, thank you. And I promise you I will not forget this one. （he starts writing on his hand） Mandy. SARAH! Saraaah. （entering） Hey! Hey you guys,

8、I need some fashion advice. Oh! （he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on） How does this look? Well, its a little low. pick up a little. （Ross picks it up） a little bit more. （he picks it up again） a little bit more. （he takes it off） There you go! （pause） Now throw it away! C

9、mon! This looks good! Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I dont know whos running for president or who that. NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat. Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool! Well, you

10、know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. Youre more than welcome to come with us, right? Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress. I can see why, nice shirt! Youre wearing the same shirt. Stupid Gap on every c

11、orner! The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica. Ok, thank you.（the man leaves） Uh, well this is it. Are you OK? Yeah. Just weird, you know. Its like: Hi, Im Chandler. May I have the

12、human growing inside you? Uh, were gonna be great. Well. obviously! （he enters with Erica） Monica, Chandler. Id like you to meet Erica. Hi. It is so, so nice to meet you.Erica: （whispering） Hi. Thank you so much for agreeing to see us. Hi.ll let you get acquainted. Ok. So, its Monica and Chandler. I

13、 only know you as file 0W33815-D. Thats what our friends call us. Gosh, you know, youre just such an amazing couple. Its. kind of intimidating. I dont know about that.re kidding me? I mean, its enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, youre married to a reverend? （astonished） I dont think tha

14、ts exactly. （overlapping） Let her finish, doctor. Central Perk Hey. Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night. Well. Yeah! So youre gonna call this one back? Nope. What are you talking about? Sarahs great! Oh, really? You know what your great friend did?re out to dinner, ok? （he starts talking

15、 about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video） Were getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere.（Sarah picks up some fries from Joey抯 plate and Joey looks very angry. Then we抮e back to Central Perk and Joey does a yo

16、u-see-what-I-mean look to Phoebe） That抯 it? That抯 why you won抰 go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal! Hey, hey, look! It抯 not about a few fries. it抯 about what the fries represent. What? ALL FOOD! I抦 sorry, I can抰 believe I set you up with such a MONSTER! Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look.

17、 I take a girl out, she can order whatever she wants! The more, the better! All right? Just don抰 order a Garden salad and then eat my food! That抯 a good way to lose some fingers!（Rachel enters from the main door） （to Rachel） Oh Hi Thank God you抮e here. Listen to this! what? Joey and my friend were o

18、ut last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries. Oh, no!（Joey looks satisfied） You know about the plate thing? Oh, yeah. Joey doesn抰 share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and . （to Joey） You wouldn抰 le

19、t her have a grape? Oh no! Not me! Emma!（Phoebe looks horrified and she turns to watch Joey） （mad and pointing a finger to himself） JOEY DOESN扵 SHARE FOOD! Well, I still think that it抯 a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of frie

20、s for the table! （he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied） I like that! A sharing buffer! I抣l order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. （he l

21、ooks absorbed in his food thoughts） What were we talking about? A clothes store. Ross and Phoebe are shopping （to Ross） This place is awesome! You know, we should just go, I抦 not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!（Rachel arrives with a lot of clothes） Ah, this place is great! Wow! R

22、ach, come on, I抦 not gonna wear any of this! （he picks up a shirt） Nothing silver. （Rachel sighs）. Ok? Nothing with hair! （Rachel sighs again） And nothing with padlocks on it! （Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh）. Ross, look, I know that some of this stuff is out there, but I mean, come on, loo

23、k at this, look at this sweater! （she picks up a blue sweater）. I mean, this is just beautiful! （feeling the fabric） Wow, this is really soft （he looks the price）. Three hundred and fifty dollars? Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks! Both logic and math are taking a

24、serious hit today. （walking to Ross carrying a black leather jacket）: Hey, check this out! It抯 totally you!（Ross wears the jackets and look at himself in the mirror） Actually this looks like pretty good!（he turns and watches his back and there抯 a sign on the back of the jacket, “boys will be boys”）

25、Boys will be boys? They will be! All right, that抯 it, I抦 getting out of here. No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there抯 other stuff. Here抯 a nice shirt, look at these nice pants. Uh, actually these might look pretty good on me. Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a

26、walk, all right? I know your size and I抦. I抦 gonna pick up some really good stuff for you. Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she抯 gonna go nuts for you. So, you抮e saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers? （to Phoebe） Why do men keep talking to me like this? The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica. So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife抯 a reverend, that抯 important to you? Yeah, I read some great applications, but then I thought “who better then a minister to raise a child!” Amen.