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HiMonica!

HeyMon!

（shejustwalksstraightintothebathroom）

OhmyGod,hasshesleptatall?

Nope.

No,it'

sbeenthreenightsinarow.

Yeah,shefinallystoppedcryingyesterday,butthenshefoundoneofRichard'

scigarbuttsoutontheterrace,so.

Oh,okaythatexplainsit.Igotacallattwointhemorning,butallIcouldhearwas,like,thishighsqueakysound,soIthoughtokayitslikeamouseoraopossum.ButthenIrealizedwherewouldamouseoraopossumgetthemoneytomakethephonecall.

ChandlerandJoey'

s,Joeyiscominginfromthebedroom]

Morning.

Morning,hey,youmadepancakes?

Yeah,likethere'

sanywayIcouldeverdothat.

Janice:

（enteringandsinging）MonicaandRachelhadsyrup,nowIcangetmymantocheerup.（laughshysterically）GoodmorningJoey.

（sarcastically）Goodmorning.

Hey,youknowwhat,here'

sathought.Whydon'

tyoustayhomefromworktodayandjusthangoutwithme.

Oh,Iwish.Look,honey,youhavethatreporttofinish,andIgottagoseemylawyer.

IcannotbelievethatIamgoingoutwithsomeonethatisgettingdivorced.I'

msuchagrownup.

（laughs）I-I-Igottago,Igottago.Okay,notwithoutakiss.

Well,maybeIwon'

tkissyou,andthenyou'

llhavetostay.

（underhisbreath）Kissher!

Kissher!

llseeyoulater,sweetie.ByeJoey.

B-byeJanice.Sowhenya'

dumpin'

her.

Nope,notthistime.

Comeon,quiteyankin'

me.

mnotyankingyou.

ThisisJanice.

Yeah,Iknow.Shemakesmehappy.

Okay.Allright.Youlookmeintheeyeandtellme,withoutblinking,thatyou'

renotbreakingupwithher.Noblinking.

（lookshimintheeye）I'

mnotbreakingupwithher!

（theystareateachotherforawhile,thenJoeyblowsinhisface）

s,Monicaisenteringfromthebathroom.]

Monica:

God,lookwhatIfoundinthedrain.

What?

!

It'

ssomeofRichard'

shair!

（holdsitclosetoRoss）WhatdoIdowiththis?

Gettingitawayfrommewouldbejobone.

sweird,butyouknowwhatIdon'

twannathrowthisaway.ImeanthisislikeallIhaveleftofhim,gross,drainhair.Ooh!

（dropsitinRoss'

scereal）

Ooh.Oh.Itlookslike,likeatinylittlepersondrowninginyourcereal.（Rossgivesherthislook,like'

Yeah,doesn'

tit'

andgetsuptodumpitdownthedrain.）

God,whatiswrongwithme.

Youneedtogetsomesleep.

IneedtogetsomeRichard.

Monica,youbrokeupwithhimforareason.

Iknow,Iknow.I'

mjustsotiredof-ofmissinghim.I'

mtiredofwonderingwhyhasn'

thecalled.Whyhasn'

thecalled!

Maybe,becauseyoutoldhimnotto.

Whatareyouthememorywoman?

（entering）Theirnotbreakingup.ChandlerandJanice.Theirnotbreakingup.Hedidn'

tblinkoranything.

Well,youknowI'

mnotsurprised.Imeanhaveyouseenthemtogether,they'

rereallycute.

Cute!

ThisisJanice!

YourememberJanice?

Yes,Joey,Iremember,she'

sannoying,butyouknowwhatshe'

s-she'

shisgirlfriendnow.Imeanwhatcanwedo?

Thereyougo!

That'

sthespiritI'

mlookingfor!

Whatcanwedo?

Huh?

Allrightwho'

sfirst?

Ross?

WellI'

mthinkingthatChandler'

sourfriendandJanicemakeshimhappy,soIsaywejustallbeadultaboutitandaccepther.

Yeah,we'

llcallthatPlanB.Allright?

Ross'

sbedroom,RossisworkingandRachelisreadingabookinbed]

（sheleansoverandkisseshimonthecheek）Honey,Iwaswondering....

Hmm?

Doyoustillhavethat,um,Navyuniform?

Nooo,Ihadtoreturnittothecostumeplace.

Hmm.

IthinkIhaveanoldbanduniformfromhighschool.

Youremembernothavingsexinhighschool,right?

Yeah.

Wellhoney,whataboutyou?

Imeandoyouhaveanyfun,youknow,fantasytypethings?

No.

Comeonyougottahaveone!

Ross,youknowwhat...

...ifyoutellme,Imightdoit.

Okay,umm.Didyoueversee,um,ReturnOfTheJedi?

Doyourememberthescenewith,um,JabbatheHut?

WellJabbahadas,ashisprisoner,um,PrincessLeia.

Oooh!

PrincessLeia,waswearingthis,um,goldbikinithing.Itwasprettycool.

CentralPerk,PhoebeandRachelarethere]

Yeah,oh,PrincessLeiaandthegoldbikini,everyguyouragelovedthat.

Really!

Um,um.It'

shuge.Yeah,that'

sthemoment,when-when,youknowshestoppedbeingaprincess,andbecame,like,awoman,youknow.

Didyoueverdothe-theLeiathing?

Oh,yeah,um-mm.Oh!

That-thatgreathuh?

Noit'

sjustthatIgotthisnewpagerandIhaveitonvibrate.Seeya!

（enteringwithMonicaintow）Hey!

Hiyouguys!

LookwhoIfoundstandingoutsideoftheSzechwanDragonstaringataparkingmeter.

Mon.Hi!

Hi.

Whyaren'

tyouatwork?

Oh,they-theysentmehome.

Why?

BecauseIdon'

tworkattheSzechwanDragon.

Okay.

Youreally,reallyneedtogetsomesleep,honey.

IknowIdo.

Guesswhat?

Theypublishedmypaper.

Oh,really,letmesee,letmesee.

Rach,look!

（sheholdstwobunsuptoherearstomakeherhairlooklikethePrincessLeia'

do.）Oh,hi!

WhereismystrongRossSkywalkertocomerescueme.（Rossstandsuphorrified）Thereheis.

s,JoeyiswatchingWheelofFortune,thepuzzleisshowing_oun_Rush_ore.]

[Chandlerenters]

Hey!

Wheel!

Of!

Fortune!

Thisguyissostupid.（yelling）It'

sCountRushmore!

Youknow,youshouldreallygoonthisshow.Allright,listen,IgotthreeticketstotheRangerstonight.What'

dya'

say?

Isay,'

Iamthere!

'

Cool!

Aw,isRossgoingto?

No,Janice.

Jan-ice.'

CauseI,just,IfeelbadforRoss,youknow,we-wealwaysgotogether,we'

relikethethreehocke-teers.

Youknow,Imaybewayoutonalimbhere,butdoyou,doyou,haveaproblemwithJanice?

No,Yeeees.God,howdoIsaythis.（walksintothekitchen,Chandlerfollowsclosely,heturnsaroundandgetsstartled）.Oh,hi,youknowthatgirlfromtheGreekrestaurantwiththehair（holdshishandsuptosignifyshehasbighair）?

Ooh,thatgirlthatIhate,eww,drivesmecrazy,eww,eww,oh!

Look,Idon'

thateJanice,she'

sjustalottotake,youknow.

Well,thereyougo.

Oh,hey.Comeonman,don'

tlookatmelikethat,sheusedtodriveyounutsbeforetoo,remember?

Well,I'

mcrazyabouthernow.Ithinkthiscouldbetherealthing.Capital'

R'

Capital'

T'

（Joeystaresathim）Don'

tworry,thosearetherightletters.

Look,whatdoyouwantmetosay?

Iwantyoutosaythatyoulikeher!

Ican'

t.It'

slikethischemicalthing,youknow.Everytimeshestartslaughing,Ijustwanna（grimacesandtensesup）pullmyarmoffjustsothatIcanhavesomethingtothrowather.

Thanksfortrying.（grabstheticketandstartstoleave）Oh,andbythewaythereisnoCountRushmore!

Yeah,then-thenwho'

stheguythatpaintedthefacesonthemountain?

（Chandlergiveshimalooklike'

Youstupididiot!

）

CommercialBreak

MonicaandRachel'

s,RachelandRossareentering]

Howcouldyouhavetoldher?

Ross,Ididn'

tthinkitwouldthatbigofadeal.

Oh,shedidn'

tthinkitwouldbethatbigofdeal.

Okay,whoareyoutalkingtowhenyoudothat?

Look,thatwassupposedtobelikeaprivate,personalthingbetweenus.

Okay,Ross,Phoebeismygirlfriend,okay,wetelleachothereverything.Youknow,Imean,comeon,guysdothesamething,Imean,whataboutallthatlockerroomstuff.

sdifferent,okay.That'

slike,uh'

Whodatedastripper?

or'

WhodiditonthebackoftheStatonIslandFerry?

.

WerebothofthoseJoey?

Yeah.Look,youdon'

t,youdon'

ttalkaboutlike,youknow,yourgirlfriendandtheintimatestuffyou,youdowithher.

Notevenwithyourbestfriend.

Noo!

Thatissosad.Yourmissingoutonsomuch,Ross.Imean,thebondingandthesharing,youknow.And-andknowingthatsomeoneelseisgoingthroughthesamethingyouare.

Hmph.Sowhatyou,youtelleachothereverything?

Prettymuch.

Didyoutalkaboutthenightoffivetimes?

Doyoutellpeopleaboutthenightoffivetimes?

Uh,honey,yeahthatwaswithCarol.

Iknow,butit'

sstillworthmentioning,Ithink.

Monica'

sbedroom,Phoebeistryingtorelaxher.]

（inasoothingvoice）Relaxeverymuscleinyour