老友记第3季Word文档下载推荐.docx

1、 Hi Monica! Hey Mon!（she just walks straight into the bathroom） Oh my God, has she slept at all? Nope. No, its been three nights in a row. Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richards cigar butts out on the terrace, so. Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two

2、 in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call. Chandler and Joeys, Joey is coming in from the bedroom Morning. Morning, hey, you made

3、 pancakes? Yeah, like theres any way I could ever do that.Janice: （entering and singing） Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. （laughs hysterically） Good morning Joey. （sarcastically） Good morning. Hey, you know what, heres a thought. Why dont you stay home from work today a

4、nd just hang out with me. Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer. I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. Im such a grown up. （laughs） I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss. Well, maybe I wont kiss you

5、, and then youll have to stay. （under his breath） Kiss her! Kiss her!ll see you later, sweetie. Bye Joey. B-bye Janice. So when ya dumpin her. Nope, not this time. Come on, quite yankin me.m not yanking you. This is Janice. Yeah, I know. She makes me happy. Okay. All right. You look me in the eye an

6、d tell me, without blinking, that youre not breaking up with her. No blinking. （looks him in the eye） Im not breaking up with her! （they stare at each other for a while, then Joey blows in his face） s, Monica is entering from the bathroom.Monica: God, look what I found in the drain. What?! Its some

7、of Richards hair! （holds it close to Ross） What do I do with this? Getting it away from me would be job one.s weird, but you know what I dont wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! （drops it in Rosss cereal） Ooh. Oh. It looks like, like a tiny litt

8、le person drowning in your cereal. （Ross gives her this look, like Yeah, doesnt it, and gets up to dump it down the drain.） God, what is wrong with me. You need to get some sleep. I need to get some Richard. Monica, you broke up with him for a reason. I know, I know. Im just so tired of-of missing h

9、im. Im tired of wondering why hasnt he called. Why hasnt he called! Maybe, because you told him not to. What are you the memory woman? （entering） Their not breaking up. Chandler and Janice. Their not breaking up. He didnt blink or anything. Well, you know Im not surprised. I mean have you seen them

10、together, theyre really cute. Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice? Yes, Joey, I remember, shes annoying, but you know what shes-shes his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do? There you go! Thats the spirit Im looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right whos first? Ross? Well Im thinking that

11、Chandlers our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we just all be adult about it and accept her. Yeah, well call that Plan B. All right? Rosss bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed （she leans over and kisses him on the cheek） Honey, I was wondering. Hmm? Do you still ha

12、ve that, um, Navy uniform? Nooo, I had to return it to the costume place. Hmm. I think I have an old band uniform from high school. You remember not having sex in high school, right? Yeah. Well honey, what about you? I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things? No. Come on you gotta ha

13、ve one! Ross, you know what. .if you tell me, I might do it. Okay, umm. Did you ever see, um, Return Of The Jedi? Do you remember the scene with, um, Jabba the Hut? Well Jabba had as, as his prisoner, um, Princess Leia. Oooh! Princess Leia, was wearing this, um, gold bikini thing. It was pretty cool

14、. Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there Yeah, oh, Princess Leia and the gold bikini, every guy our age loved that. Really! Um, um. Its huge. Yeah, thats the moment, when-when, you know she stopped being a princess, and became, like, a woman, you know. Did you ever do the-the Leia thing? Oh, yeah

15、, um-mm. Oh! That-that great huh? No its just that I got this new pager and I have it on vibrate. See ya! （entering with Monica in tow） Hey! Hi you guys! Look who I found standing outside of the Szechwan Dragon staring at a parking meter. Mon. Hi! Hi. Why arent you at work? Oh, they-they sent me hom

16、e. Why? Because I dont work at the Szechwan Dragon. Okay. You really, really need to get some sleep, honey. I know I do. Guess what? They published my paper. Oh, really, let me see, let me see. Rach, look! （she holds two buns up to her ears to make her hair look like the Princess Leia do.） Oh, hi! W

17、here is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me. （Ross stands up horrified） There he is.s, Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore.Chandler enters Hey! Wheel! Of! Fortune! This guy is so stupid. （yelling） Its Count Rushmore! You know, you should really go on this s

18、how. All right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. Whatd ya say? I say, I am there! Cool! Aw, is Ross going to? No, Janice. Jan-ice. Cause I, just, I feel bad for Ross, you know, we-we always go together, were like the three hocke-teers. You know, I may be way out on a limb here, bu

19、t do you, do you, have a problem with Janice? No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. （walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled） . Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair （holds his hands up to signify she has big hair） ? Ooh, that gi

20、rl that I hate, eww, drives me crazy, eww, eww, oh! Look, I dont hate Janice, shes just a lot to take, you know. Well, there you go. Oh, hey. Come on man, dont look at me like that, she used to drive you nuts before too, remember? Well, Im crazy about her now. I think this could be the real thing. C

21、apital R Capital T （Joey stares at him） Dont worry, those are the right letters. Look, what do you want me to say? I want you to say that you like her! I cant. Its like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna （grimaces and tenses up） pull my arm off just so that I

22、 can have something to throw at her. Thanks for trying. （grabs the ticket and starts to leave） Oh, and by the way there is no Count Rushmore! Yeah, then-then whos the guy that painted the faces on the mountain? （Chandler gives him a look like You stupid idiot!） Commercial Break Monica and Rachels, R

23、achel and Ross are entering How could you have told her? Ross, I didnt think it would that big of a deal. Oh, she didnt think it would be that big of deal. Okay, who are you talking to when you do that? Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us. Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my

24、 girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.s different, okay. Thats like, uh Who dated a stripper? or Who did it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?. Were both of those Joey? Yeah. Look, you d

25、ont, you dont talk about like, you know, your girlfriend and the intimate stuff you, you do with her. Not even with your best friend. Noo! That is so sad. Your missing out on so much, Ross. I mean, the bonding and the sharing, you know. And-and knowing that someone else is going through the same thi

26、ng you are. Hmph. So what you, you tell each other everything? Pretty much. Did you talk about the night of five times? Do you tell people about the night of five times? Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol. I know, but its still worth mentioning, I think. Monicas bedroom, Phoebe is trying to relax her. （ in a soothing voice） Relax every muscle in your