六人行中英对照809 The One With The RumorWord文档格式.docx

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Monica:

（entering）Ohgoodyou’reallhere.Thanksgivingtomorrow,fouro’clock.（ToRachel）Oh,guesswhoIinvited.RememberthatguyWillColbertfromhighschool?

No.

HewasinRoss’sclass…marchingband…kindaoverweight?

Well,reallyoverweight.ImeanIwashisthinfriend.

Wow!

Idon’trememberhim.Honey,areyousureyou’renottalkingaboutyourimaginaryboyfriend.

NothatwasJarred!

Ihaven’tthoughtabouthiminalongtime…（Staresoffintothedistancelostinthought.）（Pause）Anyway,ummWill’s,Will’shereonbusinessandhedidn’thaveaplacetogosoIinvitedhimhere.

Ohthat’snice.

Oh,andbytheway,he’slostabunchofweight.Imeanhelooksgoo-ood!

Okay,Imeanreally,reallygorgeous!

（Joeyclearshisthroat.）IstillloveChandler.

Ijustwantyoutosayitonceinawhile.

Allrightokay,justsoyouknow,I’mnotgonnamakeaturkeythisyear.

What?

!

WellPhoebedoesn’teatturkey…

Phoebe!

Turkey’sarebeautiful,intelligentanimals!

Nothey’renot!

They’reuglyandstupidanddelicious!

Allright!

Okay,it’sjustPhoebe.Will’sstillonadiet,Chandlerdoesn’teatThanksgivingfood,andRachel’shavingheraversiontopoultry.

Sheis?

RememberIhadtoleavetheroomtheotherdaywhenyouhadthatroastchicken?

Yeah.ButIthoughtthatwasbecauseIputthewholethingonmyhandandmadeitwalkacrossthetable.

Anyway,itjustdoesn’tseemworthittomakeawholeturkeyforjustthreepeople.Okay?

It’salotofwork.

ButyougottahaveturkeyonThanksgiving!

Imean,Thanksgivingwithnoturkeyislike-likeFourthofJulywithnoapplepie!

OrFridaywithnotwopizzas!

Allrightfine!

Ifitmeansthatmuchtoyou!

Butjust—there’sgonnabeatonleftover.

Notherewon’t!

IpromiseIwillfinishthatturkey!

Allright,you’retellingmeyoucaneatanentireturkeyinjustonesitting?

That’sright!

‘CauseI’maTribbiani!

（ToRachel）Andthisiswhatwedo!

Imeanwemaynotbegreatthinkersorworldleaders,wedon’treadalotorrunveryfast,butdamnit!

Wecaneat!

OpeningCredits

MonicaandChandler'

s,Chandleriswatchingfootball,andit’sactuallytherightgameGreenBayatDetroit（althoughnotthisyear’s）,asMonicaisgettingeverythingready.]

Hey,isn’tweirdtothinkabouthownextyearatthistimethey’llbealittlebabyatthetable?

（Chandlerturnsaroundinhorror.）（Seeinghim）Rachel’s!

Butgoodtoknowwhereyou’reat!

Hey!

HappyThanksgiving!

Youtoo!

AnythingIcandotohelp?

Actuallythereis.Chandlerusuallyhelpsmewiththis,buthe’sreallyintothegamesoIdon’twanttobotherhim.Couldyouhelpmefoldthesenapkins?

（Handsherastackofthem.）

Sure!

I’mgonnagoacrossthehalltocheckontheyams.

Okay.（Shestartsfoldingthenapkinsinhalf.）

No!

Nosweetie!

Notlikethat!

We’renotatabarndance.You’vegotta—youwannafoldthemlikeswans.LikeIshowedyouatChristmastime,remember?

Yeah,italljustcamescreamingbacktome.（Monicaexits.）（ToChandler）Sohow’sthegame?

Chandler:

Ihavenoidea.

I’mjustpretendingtowatchthegamesoIdon’thavetohelpoutwithstuff.

Idon’tbelieveyou!

Thatis…brilliant!

AndMonicahasnoidea?

Nope!

EveryonceandawhileIjustscreamstuffattheTV.

（MonicaentersandChandlerscreamsstuffattheTV.）

Isyourteamwinninghon?

Andersonjustscoredagain!

（ToPhoebe）There’snoAnderson.

WellIwanttogetinonthis.HeyMon?

Idon’tthinkIcanhelpyouafterall,Ididn’trealizethisgamewason.

Oh,Ididn’tknowyoulikedfootball.

WellnormallyIdon’t,buty’know…（looksattheTV）…GreenBayisplaying.

YoulikeGreenBay?

Wellit’sonlylikemyfavoritebay!

{Actually,it’snotbad.Itjustgetsalittlecoldinwinter,butinWisconsinwinteronlylastsfromAugusttoJune.☺}

（PhoebejoinsChandleronthecouchasthereisaknockonthedoorwhichMonicaanswers.）

Will:

（Oh,Ishouldpointoutthatthelivestudioaudienceatthispointgoesabsolutelywild.AndIhadabsolutelynoideathatthisWillcharacterwasthatpopular!

Maybetheyshouldmakehimtheseventhfriend.Whichwouldworkoutjustfinesincehe’salreadymarriedtooneofthem.WillisplayedbysomeguynamedBradPitt,Iguesshe’ssomesortofactor.）

Awwthanks!

GodWillI’msogladthatyoucame!

Youlookgreat!

Youmust’velostlike…

150pounds.Yeah,I’mgonnabeinoneofthoseSubwaysandwichcommercials.

Apie!

（Willbroughtapie.）

Ohright.Allright,it’snofat,it’snosugar,it’snodairy…it’snogood.Throwitout.

Youwannameetsomepeople?

Thisisuh;

thisismyhusbandChandler.Chandler,thisisWill.

Hey.

Ohhey.I’dshakeyourhandbutuh;

I’mreallyintothegame.Plus,Ithinkit’dbebetterformyegoifwedidn’tstandrightnexttoeachother.

ThisisPhoebe.

（nonchalantlyglancing）Hey.（Turnsbackaround.）Wow!

（Looksup.）Welldone.

（toWill）Wannagivemeahand?

Monica,Ican’tgetoverhowgreatyoulook!

Youlookstunning!

Wellyoulookincredibletoo!

You’rejust—you’resofit!

I’mwatchingthegame,butI’mnotdeaf!

Ohumm,Imeanttotellyou,Rossiscoming.

Rossiscoming.Great!

IloveRoss!

Good.AndRachelGreentoo.（Willstopssuddenly.）

Oh.

Isthereaproblem?

Nope.Uh,it’sokay.It’sjustuh,GodIhatedher.

Yeah,Ihatedher.Shewashorribletomeinhighschool.Buthey,itwasalongtimeago,I’minagoodplace,itmightbeactuallyfuntoseeheragain.Yougotanycakesorcookiesorsomething?

（Startslooking.）NoWillno!

（ToPhoebe）Y’know,it’sbeenawhilesincewe’vescreamedsomething.Maybeweshould.

Ohokay.

Ohcomeon!

Noooo!

Damnyouref!

Youburninhell!

（Joeyenterseatingpotatochips.）

Hey,whatareyoudoing?

Yougottasaveroom,you’vegotalmostanentireturkeytoeat.

Letmeexplaintoyouhowthehumanbodyworks.Ihavetowarmmystomachfirst.Eatin’chipsislikestretching.

Allright.

Don’tworry,Tribbianisnevergetfull.

Iactuallyknowwhatyou’retalkingabout.I’mheretotellyousomethingmyfriend,youcaneatandeatandeatbutnothingwilleverfillthatvoid.

（ToMonica）Whothehellisthisguy?

Will!

Fromhighschool.

Ohhey!

（toWill）Joey.

Hello.

Ross:

（entering）Will!

Ross!

Hey-heyyoucame!

Manyoulookincredible!

Hotstuff!

（TheyhugandRossrealizeswhathesaid.）Hotstuff?

It’sgoodtoseeyouman.

Yeah,youtoo.Man,so-sowhatareyouupto?

I’macommoditiesbroker.

Really?

Yeahthat-thatsoundsinteresting.

Yeah,it’snot.ButI’mrichandthin.

Oh!

ManIdon’tthinkI’veseenyousinceuh,LanceDavis’graduationparty.

Thatwassuchafunnight!

Yeah.Itwould’vebeengoodifwehadgottenin,butstillrealfun.

Yeah.

Godwewerelamebackthen.Doyourememberhowintodinosaurswewere?

（laughs）Yeah.

Sowhatdoyou,whatdoyoudonow?

Sohowlongareyouintown?

（entering,carryingabakingdish）Hi!

Heysweetie.Ohgood.（Takesthebakingdishfromher.）

（glaringatRachel）RachelGreen.

Aw—oh,that’sright.Are-areyougonnabeokay?

Oh,I’ll-I’llbefine.JustGodIhateherRoss!

Ihateher!

Will,highschoolwas-wasalongtimeago.

Lookatherstandingtherewiththoseyams!

MytwogreatestenemiesRoss:

RachelGreenandcomplexcarbohydrates.

（seesWill）OhmyGodMonica,whoisthat?

That’sWillfromhighschool!

Idonotrememberhim!

He'

sreallygotthatsexy,smolderingthinggoingon.（WeseeWillangrilystaringatRachel.）OhmyGod,he’s…Lookatthewayhe’sjuststaringatme.Ithinkhe’stryingtomouthsomethingtome,butIcan’tmakeitout.（Willmouths,"

Ihateyou."

）

Okay,dinner’sready!

Goodgame!

Yeah.Solideffort.Solideffort.

Oh,sowhowon?

（simultaneously）GreenBay.

（simultaneously）Detroit.

WelltheLionstechnicallywon,butitwasamoralvictoryfortheGreenBay…Mermen.

（TheysitdownatthetableandWillgoestotalktoRachel.）

Will,right?

Right.

I’mRachelGreen.

OhI-Irememberyou.

Aren’tyousweet!

Igottatellyouthough,Iam,Iamh