摩登家庭第十季Modern Family1-14集中英剧本.docx

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摩登家庭第十季ModernFamily中英剧本第一集糟糕Oh,no.又过去一年了吗Hasitbeenayearalready?

你是一面伟大古老的旗帜Youreagrandoldflag一面高扬的旗帜Youreahighflyingflag愿你永远飘扬在和平年代Andforeverinpeacemayyouwave我们热爱国庆节WelovetheFourthofJuly.这个节日太完美了Itstheperfectholiday.你可以在户外烹饪放烟花穿短裤Yougettocookoutside,blowstuffup,wearshorts.复活节该好好学学Eastershouldbetakingnotes.好好望着这伟大古老的旗帜Keepyoureyesonthegrandoldflag比我记忆中的还漫长ThatwaslongerthanIremember.你好Hello?

乔你该感恩你生活在这个国家Joe,youshouldbethankfulthatyouliveinthiscountry.我的半个童年都在服饰店香蕉共和国度过IspenthalfofmychildhoodinaBananaRepublic.那是我们村里唯一有空调的商店Itwastheonlystoreinmyvillagethathadairconditioner.遵命主席先生Yes,Mr.President.遵命这是我的荣幸谢谢您Yes,sir,Idbehonoredto,sir.Thankyou.天大的好消息Amazingnews.今天游行的大礼官爆出性侵丑闻了Thegrandmarshalfortodaysparadejustgot#MeTood,他们叫我去接任andtheyneedmetofillin.杰我真替你高兴Oh,Jay,Imsohappyforyou!

现在你遗愿清单上没实现的So,nowtheonlythingleftonyourbucketlist只有赤手空拳大战俄国佬了istobareknucklefightaRussian!

曼尼的公路大旅行就快结束了Oh,andMannysgonnabebackhome他能及时赶回家看游行fromhisbigroadtripjustintimefortheparade.他走了这么久我等不及见他了Hesbeengoneforsolong.Icantwaittoseehim.太好了Thatsgreat!

到时全家人都能齐聚和我一起Wellhavethewholefamilybacktogetherwithme乘男爵敞篷车torideintheconvertibleLeBaron.乔你的游行挥手练得如何了Joe,howsyourparadewave?

我们再努力改进Wellworkonit.在红白蓝的旗帜下Everyheartbeatstrue每颗心脏都真挚地跳动着Forthered,white,andblue将永远没有.Wheretheresnevera.还要More!

行我有时间帮你Yeah.Ivegottimetohelpyou.看你表姐人多好帮朋友的忙Oh,lookatyourcousinbeingsosweetandhelpingoutafriend.你这个软弱的小懦夫Suchaweaklittlecoward.还没搞定吗Arewedoneyet?

没有这座桥真的很大No.Itsareallybigbridge.或许是你这个人真的很渺小Ormaybeyourejustareallytinyman.我的横跨美国公路旅行很顺利Thingsweregoinggreatonmycrosscountrydrive直到我突然患上了untilIfellbehindschedule完全合理基于事实的过桥恐惧症afterIdevelopedaperfectlyrational,factbasedfear进度就耽误了ofdrivingoverbridges.我打电话找小卡帮忙IcalledCamforsupport因为他做过驾驶教练sincehetaughtdriversed,但他不在buthewasntaround.干嘛啦What?

原来严厉的言语痛斥Turnsoutastrongverballashing正好能激励我过那座桥wasexactlywhatIneededtogetmeacrossthatbridge还有像癌症一样遍布全国的所有桥andthemanyothersthatcoverthiscountrylikeacancer.好了卡尔来和妈妈打个招呼Okay,Cal.LetssayhitoMommy.说妈妈你好Say,Hi,Mommy!

要是我入镜了后退一点再把灯关上IfIminthatshot,backupaandturnthelightsdown.咱昨晚吃的是中餐我人都水肿了WehadChinesefoodlastnight.Ilooklikeablowfish.知道吗米奇尔你不是重点Okay,youknowwhat,Mitchell?

Itsnotaboutyou.我向我姐保证过会在她过生日时IpromisedwewouldsendavideoofCal给她发卡尔的视频tomysisterforherbirthday,已经过去一周了我们必须把视频拍好andthatwasaweekago,sowegottogetitdone.我们一直在照看Wehavebeenwatching个头看起来比年龄大的外甥卡尔mybigforhisagenephewCal我姐姐帕梅隆whilemysisterPameronis回密苏里去偿还一些债务isbackinMissouripayingoffalittledebt.还社会的债她进监狱了Tosociety.Shesinprison.因为稍微违反了假释条例Foratinyparoleviolation.她在某间商店试穿商品Shetriedsomethingoninastore不小心就那么走出了商店andaccidentallywalkedout.她带走的是另一个女人的包Itwasanotherwomanspurse.不幸中的一线希望是Thesilverliningis,卡尔因为我们的育儿经验十分受益Calisbenefitingfromourparentingexperience.米奇尔在让卡尔的小脑袋瓜成型MitchellismoldingyoungCalsbrain我则负责抚弄孩子的身体whileIhandletheyoungboysbody.我们没坐牢真是奇迹Itsamiraclewerenotinprison.是啊Yeah.好我们为妈妈唱字母歌吧Okay,letssingthealphabetforMommy.快来我们练过的Comeon,youandIworkedonthis.ABAB.Six.我想是我传授的信息太多了Youknow,IthinkIputsomuchinformationinthere,他说话时就搞混了itsgettingjumbleduponthewayout.我们拍点你教的东西Well,letsletsdosomeofyourstuff.丢个球给他接之类的Throwhimaballorsomething.好这主意好Oh,okay,yeah.Thatsagreatidea.好了我数到三卡尔Okay,onthecountof,Cal.准备好了吗Areyouready?

!

好吧Oh.Okay.那好吧拥抱Allright,um.well,hugs!

来拥抱一下好吗Hey,howaboutahug?

他真擅长拥抱Heissuchagoodhugger.好吧是这样的Okay,heresthething卡尔来咱家时橄榄球集训营开始了footballcampstartedwhenCalcame.之后我因为ThenIwaslaidup那顿螃蟹大餐卧床不起becauseofthatdinneratAbsolutelyCrabulous.别担心我这边做得也不好Well,dontworry.Ivebeenslackingonmyend,too.是的可我一直对小帕说Yeah,butIvebeentellingPam卡尔在这成长得特别好thatCalisthrivinghere.我们不能把他背AB的视频发过去WecantsendheravideoofhimrecitinghisABs!

我在想Iwonder.接着说我入伙Goon.Imin.有没有可能用拍摄技巧Isitpossibletoshoothiminaway让他看起来比实际做得好thatmakeshimlookbetterthanheis?

这还用问吗范迪塞尔都能当影星Oh,honey,areyoukidding?

VinDieselsamoviestar.知名性格男影星戏路比较单一演技见仁见智剪辑能使一切成为可能Anythingspossiblewithediting.你拿的是什么Whatdoyougotthere?

我只是在选大学课程Oh,justchoosingsomeclassesforcollege.这个看起来挺有趣的Thisonelooksinteresting.本加强课程.Inthisintensive算了Nope.快放下Dropthat!

今天是比赛日伙计Gameday,buddy.有史以来第一次卢克和我Forthefirsttimeever,LukeandI要参加体育项目之王aretakingpartinthesportofkings,最美味的科学thesavoryscience.我们组队参加了亲子热狗大胃王比赛Wereteamedinaparent/childhotdogeatingcontest.我们已经训练了几周我非常骄傲地说Wevebeentrainingforweeks,andImproudtosaythatLuke,卢克和他爹一样天生一张吃热狗的嘴likehisoldman,isblessedwithadoggersmouth.我觉得肚子里某个地方裂开了Ifeltsomethingtearinside.挺过去Pushthroughit