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一天我们的儿子跟他的小朋友在说话，有一辆摩托车开了过去。

他兴奋的指着摩托车叫道瞧这辆！

等我爸一死我就要有这样一辆摩托车了。

英语幽默笑话：

SharingtheApples分苹果Harrywasgiventwoapples,asmalloneandalargeone,byhisMum.Sharethemwithyoursister,shesaid.SoHarrygavethesmallonetohislittlesisterandstartedtouchingintothelargeone.Cor!

saidhissister,IfMumhadgiventhemtomeI'

dhavegivenyouthelargeoneandhadthesmallonemyself.Well,saidHarry,that'

swhatyou'

vegot,sowhatareyouworryingabout1

　　妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。

跟妹妹分着吃。

妈妈说。

所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。

哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。

对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗？

还着什么急呀？

英语笑话：

要求加薪AskingforaRaiseAttheradiostationwhereIworked,themanagercalledmeintohisofficetopreviewanewsound-effectspackagewewereconsideringpurchasing.Heclosedthedoorsowewouldn'

tbotherpeopleintheouteroffice.Afterlisteningtoafewroutinesoundeffects,westartedplayingaroundwithlowmoans,maniacal（疯狂的）screams,hysterical（歇斯底里的）laughter,pleadingandgunshots.WhenIfinallyopenedthedoorandpassedthemanager'

ssecretary,shelookedupandinquired,Askingforaraiseagain我在一家之声工作。

经理把我叫进他的办公室，让我预试一下我们准备购买的一套新的音响效果设备。

他关上门，以免打扰外面办公室的人。

听了几个常规的音响效果后，我们开始试听低声的呻吟，狂乱的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀求声和枪声。

最后我开门出去，从经理秘书旁边经过时，她抬起头问道：

又要求加薪了？

Fishnet鱼"

Canyoutellmewhatfishnetismade,Ann"

"

Alotoflittleholestiedtogetherwithstrings."

repliedthelittle

　　你能告诉我鱼是什么做的吗，安？

老师发问道。

把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼了。

小女孩回答道。

不是那样的It'

snotthatA:

Isawsevengirlsshareoneumbrellaandnoneofthemgotwet.B:

Oh,thatmustbeaverybigumbrella.A:

No,itwasn'

training.A：

我看见7个女孩共撑一把伞却没有一个被淋湿。

B：

啊？

那一定是把很大的伞吧！

A：

不是，当时并没有下雨。

【每日一乐】谁是上帝？

Alittlekidaskshisfather,"

Daddy,isGodamanorawoman"

一个小孩问他的父亲：

爸爸，上帝是男人还是女人？

Bothson.Godisboth."

他二者皆是，孩子，上帝二者皆是。

Afterawhilethekidcomesagainandasks,"

Daddy,isGodblackorwhite"

过了一会，孩子又问：

爸爸，上帝是黑人还是白人？

Bothson,both."

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　　二者皆是，孩子，皆是。

Thechildreturnsafewminuteslaterandsays,"

Daddy,isMichaelJacksonGod"

孩子过了一会倒回来说：

爸爸，上帝是迈克杰克逊吗？

【每日一乐】男生永远不会说的八句话8thingsyou'

llneverhearamansay8）Herehoney,youusetheremote.给，亲爱的，你来用遥控器吧。

7）Youknow,I'

dliketoseeheragain,butherbreastsarejusttoobig.你知道，我也愿意再跟她约会，但她的胸部实在太大了！

6）Ooh,AntonioBanderasANDBradPittThat'

sonemovieIgottasee!

哦！

安东尼〃巴德拉斯和布拉德〃皮特？

我一定要看那部电影！

5）WhileI'

mup,canIgetyouanything我起身的时候，要帮你（顺手）拿点儿什么吗？

4）Sexisn'

tthatimportant,sometimesIjustwanttobeheld.性不是那么重要，有时候我只想和你拥抱。

3）Aww,forgetMondaynightfootball,let'

swatchMelrosePlace.哦！

星期一晚上看什么足球赛啊，我们来看《飞跃情海》吧！

（女生超爱的电视连续剧。

）2）Hey,letmeholdyourpursewhileyoutrythat

　　嘿，你试穿的时候我来帮你拿包包。

1）Wenevertalkanymore.人家再也不跟你说话了啦！

AhelpinghandAmanwholivedinablockofapartmentsthoughtitwasrainingandputhisheadoutthewindowtocheck.Ashedidsoaglasseyefellintohishand.Helookeduptoseewhereitcamefromintimetoseeayoungwomanlookingdown."

Isthisyours"

heasked.Shesaid,"

Yes,couldyoubringitup"

andthemanagreed.Onarrivalshewasprofuseinherthanksandofferedthemanadrink.Asshewasveryattractiveheagreed.Shortlyafterwardsshesaid,"

I'

mabouttohavedinner.There'

splenty.Wouldyouliketojoinme"

Hereadilyacceptedherofferandbothenjoyedalovelymeal.Astheeveningwasdrawingtoaclosetheladysaid,"

vehadamarvelousevening.Wouldyouliketostaythenight"

Themanhesitatedthensaid,"

Doyouactlikethiswitheverymanyoumeet"

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　　篇二：

课前三分钟演讲稿英语简单

　　XX英语课前3分钟演讲稿

　　演讲稿一：

英语课前3分钟演讲稿

　　honorablejudges,distinguishedguests,ladiesandgentlemen:

　　itisagreathonorandpleasuretobehereonthisbeautifulsaturdaymorningtosharewithyoumysentimentsaboutlifeandpassionfortheenglishlanguage.aboutayearandahalfago,itookpartinmyveryfirstenglishspeechcontest.whenistoodbeforethemicrophonewithalleyesstarringdirectlyatme,icouldhardlyspeak.istoodthere,embarrassedandhelpless,strugglinginvainfortherightthingtosay.myfearshadparalyzedme.

　　asitturnedout,mydearoldprofessorwasright.now,hereiam,onceagainstandingbeforeamicrophone.myheartisbeatingfast,andmymouthisdry,butmostimportantly,ihavefacedmyfears--andthatmakesallthedifference!

thankyou.演讲稿二：

　　goodmorning/evening/afternoon,ladiesandgentlemen:

　　today,myspeechisabouttalents,inmyopionion,talentsareindispensableinnowadayssociety.asisknowntoallthatthefightamongcountriesisactuallythefightamongtalents.

　　inaerospacemaketheworldseechinesemannedspacecraftflying.talentsinsportsmakechinarankthefirstintheolympicgames......

　　tosumup,talentswillplayamoreandmoreimpoetantroleintheworld,ifonecountryintendstoflourish,hemustfostertalentsasmanyastheycan,thatsall,thankyou.

　　演讲稿三：

　　wearewillingtoburytherealityofthecrueltyandinjustice,weareourparents,ourelderscouldnotunderstandsomeofthepracticeoflife,wedonotunderstandwhytheyliketodoah.itisourwishtoomuchtooyoungtoburysocialexperience.attitudeoflifewhenwearenotdeep.

　　downwelovefantasy,lovetodreamofbehavior,weneedtodooneforthepeopleandhumanprogremakeadifference.toouractionstoprovethatwehave!

演讲稿四：

　　whateveronedoes,oneshoulddoitwithconfidence.ifonehasnoconfidence,thereislittlepossibilitythatonewouldeverachieveanything,especiallywhenone篇二：

XX课前三分钟英语演讲稿

　　XX课前三分钟英语演讲稿

　　goodmorning/afternoon!

　　firstthingfirst,igottasay,wow,itsfunnythingtobegivenachancelikebetold,ireallygotalittlebitnervousbeforeistandrighthere,socalledstageyoulookspecificallyonme.youmayfindmyhandsshaking,prettyassemblestheguywhosufferedfrompakinsonsdisease,andlegswobbling,likeicaughtso-calledballleg.okay,letsstopgoingaroundthebushandgetbacktomytopicreallyliketotalkafunnystoryihavejustheard.演讲稿二：

　　goodafternoon,ladiesandgentlemen！

　　iamgladtobeheretosharemyopinionswithallofyou.mytopictodayisaboutinternet.

　　withthedevelopmentoftechnology,moreandmorepeoplearefondofusinginternet.itisparticularlypopularamongyoungpeople.justlikethecoinhastwosides,internetalsohasitsownadvantagesanddisadvantages.

　　firstofall,theinternethasbroughtpeoplegreatconvenienceingettinginformation,entertainmentandcontactwitheachother.asforourstudents,itisausefultoolwhenwemeetproblems.whenwearetired,apieceoflightmusicwillhelpusrelax.ifwehavefreetime,wecanenjoymoviesorinterestingcartoons.whatsmore,wecanalsowatchliveprogramsontheinternetorseeitlaterifwearenotavailableatthattime.

　　hisfatherssellingblood.whenhisfatherkneltdowntobeghimtoreturntoschool,hewastoonumbtoshowanyregret.

　　thatsall,thankyou!

课前三分钟英语演讲稿——abrotherlikethat

　　afriendofminenamedpaulreceivedanautomobilefromhisbrotherasachristmaspresent.onchristmasevewhenpaulcameoutofhisoffice,astreeturchinwaswalkingaroundtheshinynewcar,admiringit.

　　isthisyourcar,misterhesaid.

　　paulnodded.mybrothergaveittomeforchristmas.theboywasastounded.youmeanyourbrothergaveittoyouanditdidntcostyounothingboy,iwish...hehesitated.

　　ofcoursepaulknewwhathewasgoingtowishfor.hewasgoingtowishhehadabrotherlikethat.butwhattheladsaidjarredpaulallthewaydowntohiswish,theboywenton,thaticouldbeabrotherlikethat.

　　paullookedattheboyinastonishment,thenimpulsivelyheadded,wouldyouliketotakearideinmycar

　　ohyes,idlovethat.

　　afterashortride,theboyturnedwithhiseyesaglow,said,mister,wouldyouminddrivinginfrontofmyhouse

　　paulsmiledalittle.hethoughtheknewwhattheladwanted.hewantedtoshowhisneighborsthathecouldridehomeinabigautomobile.butpaulwaswrongagain.willyoustopwherethosetwostepsaretheboyasked.

　　theresheis,buddy,justlikeitoldyouupstairs.hisbrothergaveittohimforchristmasanditdidntcosthimacent.andsomedayimgonnagiveyouonejustlikeit...thenyoucanseeforyourselfalltheprettythingsinthechristmaswindowsthativebeentryingtotellyouabout.paulgotoutandliftedtheladtothefrontseatofhiscar.theshining-eyedolderbrotherclimbedinbesidehimandthethreeofthembeganamemorableholidayride.thatchristmaseve,paullearnedwhatjesusmeantwhenhesaid:

itismoreblessedtogive...演讲稿四：

课前三分钟英语演讲稿——girlsarethebosses

　　haveyoueverwatchedthefamouscartoonhappysheepandgraywolf,whichcapturestheheartsofmillionsofkidsandeventeenagers.

　　accordingtoareportbycnninXX,womenintheusearned59percentofall

　　collegedegrees,surpassingmenbyalmost3toin1970,41yearsago,menearnedthatpercentageofallcollege,inchina,itsestimatedthatfemalecollegestudentssurpassedmalestudentsinnumbersoncampusforthefirsttimeinhistoryinXX,whichaccountsfor51%.althoughwe,thestudent