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1、 一天我们的儿子跟他的小朋友在说话， 有一辆摩托车开了过去。 他兴奋的指着摩托车叫道瞧 这辆！等我爸一死我就要有这样一辆摩托车了。英语幽默笑话：Sharing the Apples 分苹果Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said. So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one. Cor! sai

2、d his sister, If Mum had given them to me Id have given you the large one and had the small one myself. Well, said Harry, thats what youve got, so what are you worrying about1妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。跟妹妹分着吃。妈妈说。 所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。 哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。 对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗？还着什么急呀？英语笑话：

3、要求加薪 Asking for a RaiseAt the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldnt bother people in the outer office. After listening to a few routine sound effects, we started play

4、ing around with low moans, maniacal（疯狂的） screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的） laughter, pleading and gunshots. When I finally opened the door and passed the managers secretary, she looked up and inquired, Asking for a raise again 我在一家之声工作。 经理把我叫进他的办公室， 让我预试一下我们准备购买的一套新的音响 效果设备。他关上门，以免打扰外面办公室的人。 听了几个常规的音响效果后，我

5、们开始试听低声的呻吟，狂乱的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀 求声和枪声。最后我开门出去，从经理秘书旁边经过时，她抬起头问道：又要求加薪了？Fish net 鱼Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little你能告诉我鱼是什么做的吗，安？老师发问道。 把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼了。小女孩回答道。不是那样的 Its not thatA: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none

6、 of them got wet. B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella. A: No, it wasnt raining. A：我看见 7 个女孩共撑一把伞却没有一个被淋湿。 B：啊？那一定是把很大的伞吧！ A：不是，当时并没有下雨。【每日一乐】谁是上帝？A little kid asks his father, Daddy, is God a man or a woman一个小孩问他的父亲：爸爸，上帝是男人还是女人？Both son. God is both.他二者皆是，孩子，上帝二者皆是。 After a while the kid comes

7、again and asks, Daddy, is God black or white过了一会，孩子又问：爸爸，上帝是黑人还是白人？Both son, both.3二者皆是，孩子，皆是。The child returns a few minutes later and says, Daddy, is Michael Jackson God孩子过了一会倒回来说：爸爸，上帝是迈克杰克逊吗？【每日一乐】男生永远不会说的八句话8 things youll never hear a man say 8） Here honey, you use the remote.给，亲爱的，你来用遥控器吧。 7）

8、You know, Id like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.你知道，我也愿意再跟她约会，但她的胸部实在太大了！ 6） Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt Thats one movie I gotta see!哦！安东尼巴德拉斯和布拉德皮特？我一定要看那部电影！ 5） While Im up, can I get you anything我起身的时候，要帮你（顺手）拿点儿什么吗？ 4） Sex isnt that important, sometimes I just want t

9、o be held.性不是那么重要，有时候我只想和你拥抱。 3） Aww, forget Monday night football, lets watch Melrose Place.哦！星期一晚上看什么足球赛啊，我们来看飞跃情海吧！（女生超爱的电视连续剧。） 2） Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that嘿，你试穿的时候我来帮你拿包包。 1） We never talk anymore.人家再也不跟你说话了啦！ A helping hand A man who lived in a block of apartments thought

10、it was raining and p ut his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down. Is this yours he asked. She said, Yes, could you bring it up and the man agreed. On arrival she was profuse in her

11、thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, Im abou t to have dinner. Theres plenty. Would you like to join me He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the eve ning was drawing to a close the lady said, ve had a marve

12、lous evening. W ould you like to stay the night The man hesitated then said, Do you act like this with every man you meet5篇二：课前三分钟演讲稿英语简单XX英语课前3分钟演讲稿演讲稿一：英语课前3分钟演讲稿honorable judges, distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen:it is a great honor and pleasure to be here on this beautiful saturday morn

13、ing to share with you my sentiments about life and passion for the english language. about a year and a half ago, i took part in my very first english speech contest. when i stood before the microphone with all eyes starring directly at me, i could hardly speak. i stood there, embarrassed and helple

14、ss, struggling in vain for the right thing to say. my fears had paralyzed me.as it turned out, my dear old professor was right. now, here i am, once again standing before a microphone. my heart is beating fast, and my mouth is dry, but most importantly, i have faced my fears - and that makes all the

15、 difference! thank you.演讲稿二：good morning/evening/afternoon, ladies and gentlemen :today, my speech is about talents,in my opionion, talents are indispensable in nowadays society. as is known to all that the fight among countries is actually the fight among talents.in aerospace make the world see chi

16、nese manned spacecraft flying. talents in sports make china rank the first in the olympic games.to sum up, talents will play a more and more impoetant role in the world, if one country intends to flourish, he must foster talents as many as they can ,thats all,thank you.演讲稿三：we are willing to bury th

17、e reality of the cruelty and injustice, we are our parents, our elders could not understand some of the practice of life, we do not understand why they like to do ah. it is our wish too much too young to bury social experience. attitude of life when we are not deep.down we love fantasy, love to drea

18、m of behavior, we need to do one for the people and human progremake a difference. to our actions to prove that we have! 演讲稿四：whatever one does, one should do it with confidence. if one has no confidence, there is little possibility that one would ever achieve anything, especially when one篇二：XX课前三分钟

19、英语演讲稿XX课前三分钟英语演讲稿good morning/afternoon!first thing first, i gotta say,wow,its funny thing to be given a chance like be told,i really got a little bit nervous before i stand right here ,so called stage you look specifically on me .you may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered f

20、rom pakinsons disease,and legs wobbling ,like i caught so-called ball leg. okay,lets stop going around the bush and get back to my topic really like to talk a funny story i have just heard.演讲稿二：good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen！i am glad to be here to share my opinions with all of you. my topic t

21、oday is about internet.with the development of technology, more and more people are fond of using internet. it is particularly popular among young people. just like the coin has two sides, internet also has its own advantages and disadvantages.first of all, the internet has brought people great conv

22、enience in getting information, entertainment and contact with each other. as for our students, it is a useful tool when we meet problems. when we are tired, a piece of light music will help us relax. if we have free time, we can enjoy movies or interesting cartoons. whats more, we can also watch li

23、ve programs on the internet or see it later if we are not available at that time.his fathers selling blood. when his father knelt down to beg him to return to school, he was too numb to show any regret.that s all , thank you !课前三分钟英语演讲稿a brother like thata friend of mine named paul received an autom

24、obile from his brother as a christmas present. on christmas eve when paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it.is this your car, mister he said.paul nodded. my brother gave it to me for christmas. the boy was astounded. you mean your brother gave

25、it to you and it didnt cost you nothing boy, i wish . . . he hesitated.of course paul knew what he was going to wish for. he was going to wish he had a brother like that. but what the lad said jarred paul all the way down to his wish, the boy went on, that i could be a brother like that.paul looked

26、at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, would you like to take a ride in my caroh yes, id love that.after a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, mister, would you mind driving in front of my housepaul smiled a little. he thought he knew what the lad wanted. he wanted

27、to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile. but paul was wrong again. will you stop where those two steps are the boy asked.there she is, buddy, just like i told you upstairs. his brother gave it to him for christmas and it didnt cost him a cent. and some day im gonna give you

28、 one just like it . . . then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the christmas windows that ive been trying to tell you about. paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car. the shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holi

29、day ride. that christmas eve, paul learnedwhat jesus meant when he said: it is more blessed to give . . . 演讲稿四：课前三分钟英语演讲稿girls are the bosseshave you ever watched the famous cartoonhappy sheep and gray wolf,which captures the hearts of millions of kids and even teenagers.according to a report by cnn

30、 in XX,women in the us earned 59 percent of allcollege degrees,surpassing men by almost 3 to in 1970,41 years ago,men earned that percentage of all college , in china,its estimated that female college students surpassed male students in numbers on campus for the first time in history in XX,which accounts for 51%.although we,the student