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Uh,okay,theblueone.

Becausethegrayonewashesmeout.

No,no.Cam,you--youcan'

tgowronghere.

Everythingyou'

vetriedonlooksgreat.

Iloveyouinbothofthem.

Oh,you'

resonicetome.

Mitchellhasaproblemwithpublicdisplaysofaffection.

Um,Irememberonceatanewyear'

seveparty,

strokeofmidnight,hehigh-fivedme.

Twoproblemswiththat--

One,gaysdon'

thigh-five.

Two,gaysdon'

mhome!

Mmm,whatsmellssogood?

mmakingchunchullo,atraditionalColombiandish,

fordinnerwiththefamilytonight.

Chunchullo.

Whatisthat--like,uh,tacos?

Yes,liketacos.

No,itisn'

t.

-It'

sthesmallintestineofapig.-Oh,Geez.

Whycan'

tweeatregularfoodlikenormalpeople?

Itoldyou,Jay.

Mygrandmother,whorestsinpeace,

hasbeencomingtomeinmydreams,

tellingmethatI'

mlosingtouchwithmyroots.

See,thisisawkward,

becausemydeadunclejoetoldmetohavesteaktonight.

No,no,no,Jay.Havesomerespect.

Mygrandmothercanhearyou.

Whatdoyoumean,shecanhearus?

Well,inourculture,

webelievethatthedeadareallaroundus.

She'

sright,Manny.

Shecouldberighthere,

herbonyfingersreachingoutfromthegrave.

Yeah,keepitup,Jay.

There'

salreadyonedeadpersoninthisroom.

Youwanttomakeittwo?

msorry.I'

vegotaprintertoinstall.

Oh,Gloria,haveyourgrandmother

runmeupanicedteainabout10minutes.

Yeah,shehasabetterchanceofmakingthatworkthanyou!

Whydon'

tyousaveusthestompingandtheswearingandcallPhil?

He'

sgoodatthatstuff.

Betterthanme?

Phil'

snotbetterthanmeatanything,

Exceptmaybemakingthatstupidsoundwithhismouth.

Awhat,what

Youspitonme.

Haley,honey,um,Ineedyoutodosomethingforme.

Ugh.Mom,myarmhurts.

tyoufindoutwhatitis

beforeyoustartmakingupexcusestogetoutofit

Okay,whatisit?

Ineedyoutotalktoyoursister.

Ithinkthatthere'

ssomethinggoingonwithherandaboy.

So?

So,Iamyourmother,anditismyjobtomakesure

thatyougirlsdon'

tgetinvolvedwithapredator.

Okay,mom,stopwatching"

Dateline."

Andwhycan'

tyoujusttalktoher?

Ihavetriedtotalktoher.

I--shewon'

ttalktome.Youknowthat.

That'

sbecauseyougetsoweirdeverytimeaboycomesnearus.

I-Ijustdon'

twantyougirlsto--

-Tomakethesamemistakesthatyoudid?

-No!

Mom,I'

mnotanidiot.

Ipickuponthings.

AndIdon'

tthinkthatyouwerethegoodgirl

youpretendyouwere.

Wow.Thatissountrue.

Iwasaverygoodgirl.Mm.

Yourkidsdon'

tneedtoknow

Theyneedtoknowwhoyouwishyouwere,

andtheyneedtotrytoliveuptothatperson.

They'

regonnafallshort,

butbettertheyfallshortofthefakeyou

thantherealyou.

Whichiswhywedon'

thideanything.

stheoppositeofwhatIjustsaid.

Iwasnotlistening.

llsayitagain--Iloveyouinpaisley.

Oh,letmelockthedooranddrawthecurtains.

Whatdoesthatmean?

-Itdoesn'

tmeananything.-Good.

Youknowexactlywhatitmeans.

Youwon'

tkissmeinfrontofotherpeople

becauseyou'

reashamedofwhoyouare.

And,yes...Iwentthere.

Okay,youcan'

tsay,"

Yes,Iwentthere,"

whenyougothereallthetime.

And,bytheway,I'

mtheonewhomakesspeechesonairplanes

everytimesomeonelooksatusweird.

mtheonewhogivesmydadhell

whenhereferstoyouasmy"

Friend."

sdifferent.That'

sconfrontation.

Butyouknowwhattakesrealstrength?

Whining?

-Affection.-Oh,thisisinsane.

Buyingashirt--it'

snotakiss-worthymoment.

Oh,Ididn'

tknowtherewasanofficiallist.

Please,tellus--whatisonthelist?

lltellyouwhat'

snotonthelist--

Findingjalapeno-stuffedolives,

makingthelightonmaple,

everytimeweseeaV.W.

Youdon'

tlike"

Kiss-buggy"

?

It'

snotarealgame!

It--it'

sjustanotherwayforyoutobeneedy.

I--andIdon'

tappreciateyoumakingmefeelbad

becauseIcan'

tliveuptoyourimpossiblestandards.

Nobodykissesatabowlingalley!

Ialmostgotaturkey!

"

Yello"

Oh,hey,Jay.Justasec.I'

llgogetClaire.

Oh,actually,it'

syouI'

mcalling.

Whatwasthat?

Thecat.There'

sacat.What'

sup?

Well,Gloria'

sbeenmissinghergrandmother.

vebeentryingtogetthisoldpictureofherprinted,

butIcan'

tgetthisnewprinterto--

llberightthere.

Luke,grandpaneedsus!

Hellsyes,Iwasgladtogetthecall.

Jay'

salwaysaroundherefixingthings,

crackingjokesaboutmy"

Delicatehands"

ormygagresponsetothesmellofpaint.

Lookwhoneedsmenow

Mr.Hot-dogfingerswhocan'

tpress"

Print"

withouthittingthreeextrakeys.

Yeah!

You'

reinmyhousenow,Jay!

T-technically,we'

llbeinhishouse,

butwe'

llbeinmyarea...

ofhishouse.

So,Ihearyouhaveaboyfriend.

-No,Idon'

t.-Whoishe?

-I'

mnottalkingtoyouaboutthis.-Oh,comeon.

refinallyinteresting.Justtellme.

snotmyboyfriend.

sJeremyReed.

s--he'

sjustthisboythatI--

-Love?

Well,haveyouguyskissedyet?

No!

Well,whatareyouwaitingfor?

mnotwaiting.I'

m13.

Andyou'

veneverkissboy?

Howoldwereyou?

Like11.

Anditwasbeautiful.

IwasinJacksonKaner'

scarpetedgarage.

-11?

-Yeah.

Soyoubettergetonit,

orelsehe'

sgonnathinkyou'

realesbian.

snotgoingtothinkI'

malesbian.

Ithoughtyouwere.

Youtotallyhavethesandalsforit.

Let'

sseethisbadboy.

Oh,aP-750.Niceunit.

Iwouldhavesprungforthe840,

ButIgetit--

noteveryonecanhandlethatkindofhorsepower.

Ithoughtmaybethecordlessphonewasinterfering,

soIunpluggedit.

Goodidea.Maybeweshouldrundownstairs

andunplugthetoasterwhilewe'

reatit.

Oh,snap,dad.

Toaster.

We'

rekidding.

Acordlessphoneis5.8gigahertz.Thisiswi-fi.

satotallydifferentspectrum.

Walkwithme?

Here'

salittletrickthatI'

vefoundprettyusefulwithClaire.

Thecomputerandtheprintermusttalk,talk,talk

command-p"

Makesthepicturewalk,walk,walk"

Howcomeit'

snotworking?

Itshouldbe.

Okay.

Uh,thatshouldbeprinting.

So...

Hey,Phil,I'

mgonnagetabeer,beer,beer

BeforeIhityouinthehead,head,head.

Hey.Whatareyoudoinghere?

Hi,Jeremy.Iwanttoaskyousomething.

-Sure,ask-Wait,don'

ttalkyet.

Hereisthething.

vetextingforawhile,andit'

sbeennice,

butIfeellikeit'

sleadingtosomethingelse,

andIdon'

tknowifyoudoornot,

butIguesswhatI'

mtryingtosayis,

mjustagirlstandinginfrontofaboy

askingforhimtolikeher.

Oh,god,that'

sfrom"

Nottinghill."

Sodorky.Butareallyunderratedmovie.

What'

shappening?

mnotalesbian.

Iwouldlikeforyoutokissme.

Oh,Ilovewatchingyoustir.

ThenIwillstop.

What?

Areyoustillmadatme?

Yes.Youhavetoapologizeformakingfunofmyculture,mybeliefs,

mychunchullo,myabuela.

msorry.

IfyouthinkyourGrandmother'

sherewithus,

Irespectthat.

Now,comehere.

Oh,Grandma!

Where'

dyoucomefrom?

regonnahavetogetyoualittlebell.

Enough,Jay!

Mycultureisveryimportanttome!

vebeenworkingalldaytoshareitwithyourfamilytonight,andall

youdoismockme!

Justgo!

Honey,I'

mjustteasingyou.

Insteadofbeingthecomedian,whydon'

tyouhelpme?

Whatdoyouneed?

-Slapthechicken.-Dowhat?

InColombia,whenyoucookinhonorofthedeparted,

youhavetoscaredeathawayfromthefood

toprotectthepeoplethataregonnaeatit.

Slapitandyell.

sthenuttiest--

-Jay!

-Calmdown.

Givemethechicken.

Herewego.

snotscaringanythingaway.

Whenmygrandfatherusedtocook,

thewholehousewouldshake.

Louder.

Higher.

Louder!

Higher!

Louder!

There!

Imadeallthatup.

ThatisnotarealcustominColombia.

renotlunatics.

Butyoumesswithus,andwemesswithyou.

sthecustom.

Hey,honey.Where'

dyougo?

Nowhere.Justforabikeride.

Oh,mygod!

Puh-leasetellmethistextiswrong!

Didyoureallyjustgoovertothatkid'

shouse

andtryandkisshiminfrontofamillionpeople?

!

-Alex,didyoudothat?

-Yougotatext?

Oh,yeah.Everybodyknows.

Doyouknowhowembarrassingthisisforme?

Thisisallyourfault!

retheonewhosaidIhadtokisshimorIwasalesbian!

Haley!

Didyousaythattoher?

Oh,don'

tturnthisonme.Lookathershoes!

Ugh!

I'

mnevergoingbacktoschoolnow.

No,sweetheart.Yes,youare.Youaregoingbacktoschool.

Butlistentome--Justbecauseaboysendsyouflirtytexts.

Doesn'

tmeanthat

-youhavetotexthimback-what?

Youreadmytexts?

-I...-Youreadhertexts?

swhyyoumademetalktoher?

Youmadehertalktome?

Ikindoffeellikewe'

respinningoutherealittlebit.

Look,Alex,theimportantthinghere

Is