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SMOTHER

Nowblowoutthecandlesgrandpa!

Grandpamanagesthesmallestwheeze,whichdoesn'

tevenmake

theflamesofthecandlesflicker.

sfamilymembersallapplaud.

SFATHER

Howdoesitfeeltobeahundredand

two,paps?

GRANDPA

Shootme.

SMOM

Makeawishgrandpa!

IwishIweredead.

FATHER

Ha,ha!

That'

soursillygrandpa!

I'

mnotbeingsilly!

Killme!

ddo

itmyself,butI'

mtoodamnold!

Oh,whowantsicecreamwiththeir

cake?

STAN

Iwill.

Me.

Stanlooksupandtheclockandgasps.

It'

seighto'

clock!

MyfavoriteT.V.

showison!

SHELLEY

Thatshow'

sforbabies,it'

sso

stupid!

CanIeatmycakeinthelivingroom,

mom?

Please?

CanI?

Oh,alright.Buttakeyourgrandpy

withyou.

Aw,dammit.

Language!

INT.LIVINGROOM-CONTINUOUS

Stanissittingonthecouchwatchingtelevisionandeating

cake.

NARRATOR

AndnowbacktoTerranceandPhillip!

ANGLE-TELEVISION

Twoaveragelookingteens（animatedinaslightlydifferent

style）aresittingonacouch.

PHILLIP

HeyTerrance,IthinkIhavetofart.

Stanlaughs.

TERRANCE

Wait!

beforeyoudo,Pullmythumb.

PhillippullsTerrance'

sthumb.TerranceFARTSloudly.

Thelaughtracklaughs.Stanlaughs.

PANOVERtorevealgrandpa,whoistryingtopointashotgun

athishead.

Grandpapullsthetrigger--BLAM!

!

Hemisses,blowinga

pictureofthewall.

AwDammit!

GrandpalooksatStan.

Howwouldyouliketomakeadollar,

Billy?

Myname'

snotBilly,grandpa,it'

s

Stan.

Dammit,Billy!

Doyouwantadollar

ordon'

tya?

Sure.

Okay,youjusthavetodoonething

forme...

mnotgoingtokillyou,grandpa.

WHYNOT?

'

Cause!

llgetintrouble!

IkilledmygrandpawhenIwasyour

age!

Leavemealone,grandpa.

WhathasAmerica'

syouthcometo?

Kidswon'

tevenkilltheirown

grandparents!

INT.KYLE'

SHOUSE-NIGHT

KyleissittinginfrontoftheT.V.watchingthesameT.V.

show.

HeyTerrance,nowthatyou'

vefarted,

IthinkImightfarttoo!

Phillipleansoverandripsabigone.Thelaughtracklaughs.

Ooh!

Youfarted!

Thelaughtracklaughsagain.

Kylelaughspainfully.Heholdshisstomach.Justthen,Kyle'

motherwalksin.

KYLE'

Kyleboopie,Whatareyouwatching?

ButKyleislaughingtoohardtospeak.Hismotherlooksat

thetelevision.

HeyPhillip,wouldyoulikeaflower?

IsurewouldTerrance.

Alrightythen,here'

saTulipPUUU!

Terrancefarts.

RESUME-KYLEANDMOTHER

Kyleisrollingaroundonthefloorlaughingwildly.

Whatisthis?

shorrible!

KYLE

（Collectinghimself）

Dude,it'

s'

TerranceandPhillip'

.

Takethatyoustupiddick!

WHATdidhesay?

You'

reanasshole,Phillip!

What-what-WHAAAATT?

Kyle'

smomsnapstheT.V.off.

Youngman,youarenottowatchthat

showanymore!

simmaturetoilet

humor!

ButEVERYBODYwatchesTerrance&

Phillip!

Oh,really,isthatSO?

INT.CARTMAN'

SHOUSE

Cartmanisonthecoucheatingcheesypoofsandwatching

television.

TerranceandPhilliparefloatingoutinspace.

Ohno,Phillip!

lookslikeyou'

re

abouttofart!

reexactlyright,Terrance!

AhugeFARTsound.Cartmanlaughswildly.

CARTMAN

Sweet!

CARTMAN'

Ericdear,Ijustgotacallfrom

yourfriendKyle'

smother.Shesaid

thatthisshowisnaughty,andmight

makeyouapottymouth.

sabunchofcrap.Kyle'

smom

isadirtyjew.

Oh,okayhon.

INT.STAN'

Stanwalksuptohisbedroomdoorandlooksathislistof

chores.'

TakeOutTrash'

followedby'

FeedSparky'

then'

clean

uproom'

andthen,sloppilyscribbledincrayon,'

Kill

Grandpa'

Stanlooksconfused,thenrealizesthatgrandpaisdownthe

hall.

mnotgoingtokillyou,grandpa!

Grandpaappearsinthebackground.

Ingrate!

G'

nightgrandpa.

Stangoesintohisroom.

Youpompoussonofaw