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1、S MOTHER Now blow out the candles grandpa! Grandpa manages the smallest wheeze, which doesnt even make the flames of the candles flicker.s family members all applaud.S FATHER How does it feel to be a hundred and two, paps? GRANDPA Shoot me.S MOM Make a wish grandpa! I wish I were dead. FATHER Ha, ha

2、! Thats our silly grandpa! Im not being silly! Kill me!d do it myself, but Im too damn old! Oh, who wants ice cream with their cake? STAN I will. Me. Stan looks up and the clock and gasps. Its eight oclock! My favorite T.V. show is on! SHELLEY That shows for babies, its so stupid! Can I eat my cake

3、in the living room, mom? Please? Can I? Oh, alright. But take your grandpy with you. Aw, dammit. Language! INT. LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS Stan is sitting on the couch watching television and eating cake. NARRATOR And now back to Terrance and Phillip! ANGLE - TELEVISION Two average looking teens （anim

4、ated in a slightly different style） are sitting on a couch. PHILLIP Hey Terrance, I think I have to fart. Stan laughs. TERRANCE Wait! before you do, Pull my thumb. Phillip pulls Terrances thumb. Terrance FARTS loudly. The laugh track laughs. Stan laughs. PAN OVER to reveal grandpa, who is trying to

5、point a shotgun at his head. Grandpa pulls the trigger - BLAM! He misses, blowing a picture of the wall. Aw Dammit! Grandpa looks at Stan. How would you like to make a dollar, Billy? My names not Billy, grandpa, its Stan. Dammit, Billy! Do you want a dollar or dont ya? Sure. Okay, you just have to d

6、o one thing for me.m not going to kill you, grandpa. WHY NOT? Cause!ll get in trouble! I killed my grandpa when I was your age! Leave me alone, grandpa. What has Americas youth come to? Kids wont even kill their own grandparents! INT. KYLES HOUSE - NIGHT Kyle is sitting in front of the T.V. watching

7、 the same T.V. show. Hey Terrance, now that youve farted, I think I might fart too! Phillip leans over and rips a big one. The laugh track laughs. Ooh! You farted! The laugh track laughs again. Kyle laughs painfully. He holds his stomach. Just then, Kyle mother walks in. KYLE Kyle boopie, What are y

8、ou watching? But Kyle is laughing too hard to speak. His mother looks at the television. Hey Phillip, would you like a flower? I sure would Terrance. Alrighty then, heres a Tulip PUUU! Terrance farts. RESUME - KYLE AND MOTHER Kyle is rolling around on the floor laughing wildly. What is this?s horrib

9、le! KYLE （Collecting himself） Dude, its Terrance and Phillip. Take that you stupid dick! WHAT did he say? Youre an asshole, Phillip! What-what-WHAAAATT? Kyles mom snaps the T.V. off. Young man, you are not to watch that show anymore!s immature toilet humor! But EVERYBODY watches Terrance & Phillip!

10、Oh, really, is that SO? INT. CARTMANS HOUSE Cartman is on the couch eating cheesy poofs and watching television. Terrance and Phillip are floating out in space. Oh no, Phillip! looks like youre about to fart!re exactly right, Terrance! A huge FART sound. Cartman laughs wildly. CARTMAN Sweet! CARTMAN

11、 Eric dear, I just got a call from your friend Kyles mother. She said that this show is naughty, and might make you a potty mouth.s a bunch of crap. Kyles mom is a dirty jew. Oh, okay hon. INT. STAN Stan walks up to his bedroom door and looks at his list of chores. Take Out Trash followed by Feed Sparky then clean up room and then, sloppily scribbled in crayon, Kill Grandpa Stan looks confused, then realizes that grandpa is down the hall.m not going to kill you, grandpa! Grandpa appears in the background. Ingrate! Gnight grandpa. Stan goes into his room. You pompous son of a w