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Seriouslydoubtit.

可能是你孩提时代的那些卷纸残留的细菌给感染了

Maybeit'

salingeringbacterialinfectionfromallthosechildhoodtoiletswirlies.

这有可能吗?

Isthatpossible?

我以前常这么干

Iusedtogetthoseallthetime.

甚至在教堂都是

Eveninchurch.

呃要真是卷纸引起的我倒是有办法对付

Well,ifitisfromaswirly,theresomethingIcando.

好咧圈圈点点这是给你的虱子预防针!

Okay,circle,circle,dot,dot,nowyouhaveacootieshot!

小盆友互相敌视男生认为女生身上有虱子

-我要上床了-好我马上就来

-I'

mgoingtobed.-Okay,I'

llberightin.

她藐视我还不算虱子预防针根本就不是这么打的

It'

snotenoughthatshemocksme,butthatisn'

teventhecorrectprocedureforacootieshot.

Stephanie可不是来这儿治疗你想象中的微恙的明白?

DoyouunderstandthatStephanie'

snotheretotreatyourimaginaryailments?

怎么可能是想象出来的?

不然我怎么老听见比中音C高八度的音?

HowisitimaginarythatIkeephearinganoctaveaboveMiddleC?

那是想象出来的?

Isthatimaginary?

我可不这么认为

tthinkso.

-晚安-Leonard还有件事

-Goodnight.-Anotherthing.

基于我们室友协议的第一章第三节

UnderArticleOne,SectionThreeofourRoommateAgreement,

我要求召开紧急会议

I'

mcallinganemergencymeeting.

才不呢

No,you'

renot.

Leonard请求取消会议还有别人吗?

Leonardmovesthemeetingnotoccur.Isthereasecond?

没有请求驳回

Noneheard,themotionfails.

会议一开始我想要祝贺你同Stephanie医生的关系突飞猛进

dliketobeginthemeetingbycongratulatingyouontheprogressinyourrelationshipwithDr.

Stephanie.

谢了

Thankyou.

说完客套话我们得讨论一下是否执行"

同居"

附加条款之内容

Thatbeingsaid,wehavetodiscusstheimplementationoftheagreedupon"

cohabitation"

rider

在你俩住在一起之后该条款正式生效了

whichhasbeenactivatednowthatthetwoofyouarelivingtogether.

我俩没住在一起

We'

renotlivingtogether.

恕难同意

Ibegtodisagree.

"

当某女子在此屋内待过以下时间即可认为其与Leonard

Agirlfriendshallbedeemedquotelivingwithun-quoteLeonard

引号同居引号A:

连续十个晚上

whenshehasstayedoverforA:

tenconsecutivenights,

或者B:

连续三周内超过九个晚上

orB:

morethanninenightsinathreeweekperiod,

或者C:

一个自然月中每个周末外加三个晚上

orC:

alltheweekendsofagivenmonthplusthreeweeknights.

真是荒谬

That'

sabsurd.

LeonardHofstadter

你签了字的瞧?

L.H.L.H.L.H.

Youinitialedit.See?

L.H.,L.H.,L.H.

等等我签字是因为压根没想过这种事会发生

Wait,IonlyinitialeditbecauseIneverthoughtitwouldhappen!

我还签了另一个条款说一旦我拥有超能力就喊你死党来着

IinitialedanotherclausenamingyoumysidekickincaseIgetsuperpowers.

哼没错是你干的

Hmm,yes,youdid.

现在总结陈词以下条款也已激活生效:

Now,toreview,thefollowingprovisionsareherebyactivated:

首先是冰箱里本来我俩一人一个架子这个架子是公用的

Intherefrigerator,asopposedtoushavingtwoseparateshelvesandonecommunalshelf,

现在我们仨各拥有一个独立架子冰箱门成为公用部分

thethreeofusnowgetindividualshelvesandthedoorbecomescommunal.

接着每周的吸尘工作由两次增加至三次

Next,apartmentvacuumingshallbeincreasedfromtwotothreetimesaweek

以适应新增的死皮细胞

toaccommodatetheincreasedaccumulationofdeadskincells.

第三洗手间的时间表

Third,thebhroomschedule.

既然我已明了女性需求不同我们就得一起商量一下

Now,I'

mgiventounderstandwomenhavedifferentneeds,so,we'

llhavetodiscussthat.

我要上床了

mgoingtobed.

至少把这个带上

Atleasttakethiswithyou.

瞧让Stephanie在这几个地方都签字

Look,andhaveStephanieinitialhere,here,here,here...

还有...这儿

and...here.

这条规定她现在和将来都不能弹奏打击乐器或铜管乐器

Thisstatesthatshedoesnotnownordoessheintendtoplayapercussiveorbrassinstrument.

听上去就是个瘤~在挤压我的听觉神经~~

Suresoundslikeatumorpressingontheauditorynerve.

不绝对不行

No,absolutelynot.

又没啥了不起的我们有橡胶手套

snotabigdeal.Wehavelatexgloves.

我不管你有何种症状我女朋友才不会给你检查前列腺

tcarewhatthesymptomsare,mygirlfriendisnotgoingtogiveyouaprostateexam.

嗨Sheldon

Hi,Sheldon.

早上好Stephanie医生

Goodmorning,Dr.Stephanie.

我相信Leonard昨晚让你爽歪歪了

IustLeonardsatisfiedyousexuallylastnight.

Sheldon地球人不会问这种问题

Sheldon,wedon'

taskquestionslikethat.

我听见你一遍又一遍地问来着

Iheardyouaskitoverandover.

让我问一次有啥不恰当的?

Howisitinappropriateformetoaskitonce?

他干得很棒

Hedidverynicely.

瞧见没?

又没冒犯人家

See?

She'

snotoffended.

还让你小子知道了答案

Andnowyoufinallyhaveananswer.

咖啡没了来借咖啡

Outofcoffee.Needcoffee.

噢你好

Oh,hello.

是Stephanie对吧?

Stephanie,right?

你-你-你是?

And-And-Andyouare?

Penny我住在走廊那头

Penny,Iliveacrossthehall.

我常听他们提起你来着

veheardalotaboutyou.

真的吗?

Really?

关于你他可啥都没跟我提起呢

Ihaven'

theardathingaboutyou.

Leonard?

为啥你对于这个住在走廊那头的好邻居只字不提呢?

Whyhaven'

tIheardathingaboutthiswomanwholivesacrossthehall

她可会大清早来你们屋

andcomesintoyourapartmentinthemorning...

还只穿着睡衣哟?

inherunderwear?

我们跟她提起你来是因为我和你...在谈朋友嘛

She'

sheardaboutyoubecausewe'

re,youknow,involved

我没同你提起她来是因为...

andyouhaven'

theardaboutherbecause...

我从没同她睡过我发誓!

Ineversleptwithher,Iswear!

Leonard可是争辩说自己想