经典美剧《老友记》第七季第十六集字幕对白中英文对照看美剧学英语.docx
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经典美剧《老友记》第七季第十六集字幕对白中英文对照看美剧学英语
-Hi.-Hi!
Hi,Ben.-嗨-嗨!
嗨,班
-Hi.-Wehaveabathroomemergency.-嗨-厕所紧急事件
Goahead.请用
Beforewedo,areanyofJoey'sspecial"romance"magazinesinthere?
去之前,没有乔伊特别的“罗曼史”杂志在里面吧?
-No.-Okay,allclear.-没有-可以了
Thanks,Phoebe.谢谢,菲比
That'sRachel.是瑞秋
Butwhatever.随便啦
Couldyoudomeabigfavor?
可以帮我一个大忙吗?
Ihaveameetingatthedean'soffice.院长办公室召开会议
CanyouwatchBenforanhour?
你能替我照看班一小时吗?
-WhataboutMonica?
-Sheisn'thome.-摩妮卡呢?
-她不在家
Soitwouldjustbemealone?
只有我一个人?
Benwouldbethere.班也会在
What'sthematter?
怎么了?
I'veneverdonethatbefore.Meandhim,alone.以前从来不曾只有我和他单独在一起
He'snotanex-con.他不是前科犯
Okay,okay...好,好…
-WhatdoIdowithhim?
-Idon'tknow,talktohim.-我要和他做什么?
-我不知道,和他讲话
Entertainhim.Keephimalive.娱乐他,让他活着
-Okay.-Ben,comehere.-好-班,来
I'mgonnaleaveyouherewithAuntRachelforaboutanhour,okay?
我要把你留在这儿和瑞秋阿姨一起一小时,好吗?
Gonnabeokay?
你可以吧?
-Ithinkso.-Iwasn'ttalkingtoyou.-我想可以-我不是和你说话
TheOneWithTheTruthAboutLondon本集播出:
伦敦的真相
26第二位教士如何?
我还蛮喜欢他的
-Youmeanthespitter?
-Comeon.Hewasn'tthatbad.-你指喷口水那个?
-别这样,他没那么糟
Easyforyoutosay,you'dbewearingaveil.你说起来容易,你有面纱
-Andthethirdguy?
-Hekeptstaringatyourchest.-第三个呢?
-他一直瞪着你的胸部看
Canyoublamehim?
你能怪他吗?
Idon'tliketheideaofmesaying,"Ido"...我不希望我说“我愿意”时…
whilehe'sthinking,"I'ddoittoo."他想着,“我也愿意”
-Well,thenwestillhaveaproblem.-Withwhat?
-那我们还有一个问题-什么?
Weneedsomeonetoperformourweddingbutthey'reallboringorannoying...我们需要证婚人但他们都太无趣或是讨厌…
orkeepstaringattheladies.或是一直瞪着女生看
Youshouldhaveoneofusdoit.应该让我们其中一人来证婚
We'regetting"married"married,not"6th-grade"married.我们是要“结婚”的结婚不是“六年级”的结婚
No,it'sarealthing.是真的
Anyonecanbeordainedonthelnternetandperformweddingsandstuff.任何人都能在网路上被任命为教士然后证婚
Icallit!
我要!
What?
Itwasmyidea!
什么?
是我的主意!
Thankyouverymuch,butneitherofyouismarryingus.非常感谢你,但你们谁也不会替我们证婚
Doescallingitnotmeananythinganymore?
提出请求不再有任何意义了吗?
We'rehavingalegitimateclergymember.我们要一位正式的教士
AndwhenIsaylegitimate,Imeangay...我说正式,我指的是同性恋…
andincontrolofhissaliva.而且能控制口水的
Ben,youknow,whenyouwereababy...班,你知道,当你还是个婴儿时…
we'dhangoutallthetime.我们常在一起
Iwasyourdaddy'sgirlfriend.那时我是你爸的女朋友
Butyou'renotanymore.可是你现在不是了
-No,I'mnot.-Becauseyouguyswereonabreak..-不,我不是-因为你们想分开一下…
Hey,wewerenotona..嘿,我们不是…
-When'smydaddycomingback?
-Fifty-twominutes.-我爸什么时候会回来?
-52分钟后
Sonobrothersorsisters,huh?
你没有兄弟姐妹,嗯?
Youknow,Ihadtwosistersandwejusttorturedeachother.我有两个姐妹,我们彼此折磨
-Really?
Likehow?
-Well,youknow,wewould...-真的?
像怎样?
-我们会…
we'drepeateverythingtheothersaid...重覆另一个人说的每一句话…
orwe'djumpoutofclosetstoscareeachother...或是从衣柜跳出去吓人…
orswitchthesugarwithsaltsotheyputsaltontheircereal.或是把糖换成盐让别人把盐洒到早餐麦片里
That'sagoodone.这个不错
-Yeah,youlikethatone?
-Yeah,you'refunny.-你喜欢吗?
-是,你很好玩
I'mfunny?
我很好玩?
Oh,thankGod.感谢天
Well,hey,Igotatonofthese.嘿,我有一大堆这种故事
Youtakeaquarter...拿一个25仙铜板…
andyoublackentheedge,right?
把边缘涂黑
Andthenyousay,"Ibetyoucan'trollthisquarter...然后说:
我打赌你不能用这枚铜板…
toyourchinwithoutitleavingyourface."滚过你的下巴而不离开你的脸
Andwhentheydoit,they'releftwithalinedownthecenteroftheirface.等他们这么做了会在脸正中央留下一条线
CanIdoittoyou?
我可以对你这样吗?
I'mfunny,Ben,butI'mnotstupid.班,我是幽默,但我不笨
Sodidyoufindanyonetomarryyouyet?
你们找到证婚人了吗?
No,but"HornyforMonica"ministercalled...没有,但“痴想摩妮卡”教士打电话来…
wonderingifwe'restilltogether.想知道我们是否还在一起
-We'llneverfindanybody.-Thenletmedoit.-我们永远不会找到人的-那么让我来
-Joey..-I'vebeenthinking.-乔伊…-我想过了
I'manactor,soIwon'tgetnervousinfrontofpeople.我是个演员,我在人前不会紧张
Iwon'tspitandIwon'tstareatMonica'sbreasts.我不会喷口水也不会瞪着摩妮卡的胸部看
EveryoneknowsI'manassman.大家都知道我喜欢的是臀部
-That'strue.-Themostimportantthing...-那倒是真的-最重要的是…
is,itwon'tbesomestrangerwhobarelyknowsyou.不是一位几乎不认识你的陌生人替你证婚
It'llbeme.AndIswear,I'lldoareallygoodjob.而会是我,我发誓,我会做得很好
Plus,Iloveyouguysanditwouldreallymeanalottome.还有,我爱你们,这对我意义重大
Mightbekindofcool.这样也蛮酷的
-SoIcandoit?
-Yeah,youcandoit.-我可以吗?
-好,你可以
Allright!
Okay!
好!
好!
Okay,Igottagetstartedonmyspeech.好,我要开始准备我的演说
Waitaminute.等一下
Internetministerscanhavesex,right?
网路上任命的教士还是可以做爱,对吧?
Coming.来了
Ihaveabonetopickwithyou.我要找你麻烦
-Uh-oh.-Yes.-惨了-对
Benlearnedalittletrick.班学了一个恶作剧
-Oh,didhepulltheold..?
-That'sright,that'sright.-他是不是…?
-对,是的
Saranwraponthetoiletseat...马桶座位上包了丝龙…
sothepeegoeseverywhere.于是尿尿喷得到处都是
-Oh,that.-Yeah,that.-哦,那个啊-对,那个
YouknowIhatepracticaljokes.你知道我最恨恶作剧的
They'remean,they'restupidandIdon'twantmysonlearningthem.恶作剧很毒,很笨我不要我儿子学会这些
Saranwraponthetoiletseat?
Isn'tthatjustalittlefunny?
马桶包了丝龙?
那没有一点点好笑吗?
-Iwasbarefoot.-Oh.-我赤脚-哦
Tellme,thetoiletthingistheonlythingyoutaughthim,right?
你只有教他马桶这一件,对不?
Yes.对
-Hey.-SayhellotoReverendJoeyTribbiani.-嘿-向乔伊崔比亚尼教士打招呼
-Yougotordained?
-Yeah.-你被任命了?
-对
Justgotoffthelnternet.Man,there'salotofpornoutthere.才下网,网上好多色情图片
Ourminister.我们的教士
IstartedonwhatI'mgonnasayfortheceremony.Wanttohearit?
我已经写下我在婚礼要说的话,要听吗?
Listen,thisisjustthefirstdraft,so...注意,这只是第一篇草稿,所以…
"Wearegatheredheretodayonthisjoyousoccasion...今天我们齐聚此处在这个喜悦的场合…
tocelebratethespeciallovethatMonicaandChandlershare.来庆祝摩妮卡和钱德之间特别的爱
Itisalovebasedongivingandreceiving...这是奠基在付出和接受…
aswellashavingandsharing.拥有和分享的爱
Andthelovethattheygiveandhaveissharedandreceived.他们付出和拥有的爱被分享和接受了
Andthroughthishavingandgiving...借着这样的拥有和付出…
andsharingandreceiving...以及分享和接受…
wetoocanshareandloveandhave...我们同样分享,爱,和拥有…
andreceive."还有接受
Shouldwecallthespitter?
要不要打电话给喷口水的?
-Hey,Rachel.-Hi.-嘿,瑞秋-嗨
Whatasurprise.Whatareyoudoinghere?
好个惊喜,你怎么在这里?
Iwasjustintheneighborhood...我正好在附近…
andIpassedbyyourbuildingandthought,"What'supwithCarol...经过你家,我想凯洛和可爱的小班…
andsweetlittleBen?
"不知道怎么样?
-That'snice.Well,comeonin.-Okay.-真好,请进-好
I'llmakesomecoffeeandwecanchat.我来煮咖啡,然后我们可以聊天
I'dlovethat.Iwouldlovethat.好啊,很好
SowhereissweetlittleBen?
可爱的小班呢?
Iwouldlovetohavealittle..我想和小…
Ifoundhim!
找到他了!
Veryfunny.Comehere.好好笑,过来
ThatisexactlywhyI'vecomeheretotalktoyou,okay?
这就是我来找你谈的原因
-Rachel,youwantsugar?
-Yes,but..-瑞秋,要加糖吗?
-好,但…
DoIwantsugarinmycoffee?
我的咖啡要不要加糖?
No,justsomemilkwouldbegood,Carol.Thanks.不要,只要加牛奶就好,谢谢
RememberallthatstuffItaughtyouyesterday?
记得我昨天教你的那些东西?
"RememberallthatstuffItaughtyouyesterday?
"“记得我昨天教你的那些东西?
”
-Don'tdothat.-"Don'tdothat."-不要这样-“不要这样”
-Yourdaddoesn'tlikepranks.-"Yourdaddoesn'tlikepranks."-你爸爸不喜欢恶作剧-“你爸爸不喜欢恶作剧”
-Oh,damnit.-"Oh,damnit!
"-可恶!
-“可恶!
”
No!
Don'tsaythat.不!
不要这么说
-Damnit!
-Gobacktorepeating.-可恶!
-重覆我的说话
-Damnit!
-Oh,crap.-可恶!
-真烂!
"Oh,crap!
"“真烂!
”
Okay,Igotsomemorewritten,ready?
好,我又写了一些,准备好了吗?
Yeah,okay.是,好
"WhenIthinkofthelovethatthesetwogiversandreceiversshare...当我想到这两位付出者和接受者所分享的爱…
Ican'thelpbutenvythelifetimeaheadofhavingandloving...我禁不住嫉妒之后一生的拥有和爱…
andgiving.."AndthenIcan'tthinkofagoodwordforrighthere.和付出…我想不出这儿要用什么字
-Howabout"receiving"?
-Yes!
-用“接受”如何?
-对!
See,Joe,notthatthat'snotgreat...乔伊,这不是不好…
butonecoolthingabouthavingafriendperformtheceremony...但朋友证婚的好处就是…
isthatitcanbeaboutus.能够和我们有关
Itcanbemorepersonal.Youcantellstoriesaboutus.可以更个人,你可以说说我们的小故事
Okay!
MaybeI'lltalkaboutLondon,whenyouhookedup.好!
我可以谈伦敦当你们开始在一起
OnlyIwon'tsay"hookedup"...我不会说“在一起”…
I'llsay,"begantheirbeautifuljourney...我会说:
他们美丽的旅程…
-Thereyougo.-bydoingit."-对了-由做了开始
-Joe.-Okay,allright.-乔伊-好吧
Sohowdidithappen?
Didyoureyesmeetacrosstheroom...所以是怎么开始的?
你们的双眼越过房间相遇…
thenyou'reinthebathtubandshe'sfeedingyoustrawberries?
然后你在浴缸里她在喂你吃草莓?
-Isn'tthatwhathappenedtoyou?
-Yeah!
-那不是发生在你和伴娘身上吗?
-对!
Icallthat"Londonstyle."我叫它做“伦敦派”
Thatdidn'thappenwithus.没发生在我们身上
Maybeyoushouldsayitis,because"Londonstyle"soundsnice.也许你应该说有因为“伦敦派”听来不错
Okay,uh...好,嗯…
IwassadthatnightbecausethisguythoughtIwasRoss'mom.那天晚上我很难过因为有个家伙以为我是罗斯的妈
AndChandlerwasreallysweetandheconsoledmeand...钱德对我很好,一直安慰我…
-wedranktoomuch.-Yeah,baby.-而我们喝了很多-好啊,宝贝
IwasagentlemanandIwalkedhertoherhotelroomandsaidgoodnight.我很绅士地陪她走回旅馆房间,道了晚安
Oh.我很绅士地陪她走回旅馆房间,道了晚安
-Butthen,laterthatnight..-Yeah,baby.-但那晚稍晚时…-好啊,宝贝
CuteP.J.s.ReallylivingituphereinLondon,huh?
可爱的睡衣真的想在伦敦过的多采多姿?
Well,Iwasn'texactlyexpectingcompanyafter...我想不会再有人来,现在已经…
9:
15.9点15分
IsJoeyhere?
乔伊在吗?
LastIsawhewaswithabridesmaidandabucketofstrawberries.上次我看到他时他和伴娘和一篮草莓在一起
You'renotstillupsetaboutwhatthatguytoldyou,areyou?
你不会还在为那个家伙的话生气吧?
Wouldn'tyoube?
你不会吗?
It'sbeenareallyemotionaltimeandyou'vehadalottodrink...这是一个很感人的时刻你又喝了很多…
Youhavetoletthatgo,okay?
你必须要让这件事过去,好吗?
Youwerethemostbeautifulwomanintheroomtonight.你是今晚屋里最美的女人
Really?
真的?
Youkidding?
You'rethemostbeautifulwomaninmostrooms..你说笑?
你是大部份屋里最美的女人…
Whoa,what'sgoingon?
喔,发生什么事了?
Wejustmadeout.我们亲嘴了
-We'remakingout?
-Notanymore.-我们亲嘴了?
-现在没有
-Butwedon'tdothat.-Iknow,Ithoughtitwouldbefun.-可是我们不这样的-我知道,我以为会很好玩
Howdrunkareyou?
你有多醉?
EnoughtoknowIwanttodothis.Notsomuchthatyoushouldfeelguilty.醉到知道我想这么做但没到你该觉得内疚的地步
That'stheperfectamount.这是最好的程度
-Youknowwhat'sweird?
-What?
-你知道哪里奇怪吗?
-哪里?
-Thisdoesn'tfeelweird.-Iknow.-感觉一点都不奇怪