高中英语《Frinds老友记》第2季中英文对照完整剧本213 The One After the Superbowl part 2素材.docx
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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第2季中英文对照完整剧本213TheOneAftertheSuperbowlpart2素材
213TheOneAftertheSuperbowlpart2
[Scene:
CentralPerk.Thewholegangisthere.]
ROSS:
Well,ItrackeddownMarcelandgetthis,he'shealthy,he'shappy,andhe'srighthereinNewYorkfilmingOutbreakII-TheVirusTakesManhattan.
RACHEL:
You'rekidding.
JOEY:
Thisisamazing.
ROSS:
Iknow.
JOEY:
IfinallygetapartonTVandthemonkey'smakin'movies.
PHOEBE:
OK,Rachel,I'mready.
RACHEL:
OK.
[littlekidenters]
KID:
Excuseme.Isthiswherethesingingladyisthattellsthetruth?
PHOEBE:
Um,yeahIguessthat'sme.
KID:
[shoutingoutthedoor]She'shere.
[arushofkidsenter]
PHOEBE:
[singing]Sometimesmenlovewomen,
sometimesmenlovemen,andthentherearebisexuals,
thoughsomejustsaythey'rekiddingthemselves.lala-la-lala-la-la-la-la-la-la...
[Scene:
Citystreet.Thewholegangiswalkinguptothemovieset.]
ROSS:
Thisissoexciting,Ihaven'tseenmymonkeyinalmostayear.
CHANDLER:
What,youneverlookdownintheshower?
Ohplease.I'mnotallowedtomakeonejokeinthemonkey-is-penisgenre?
SECURITYGUARD:
C'monpeople,backupplease,b
ackup,c'mon,c'mon,c'mon,c'mon.
ROSS:
Uh,excuseme,uh,wherecanwefindthemonkey?
SECURITYGUARD:
I'msorryguys,closedset.
ROSS:
Uh,I'msorry,youdon'tunderstand,I'm,I'm,I'mafriendofhis.Weuh,weusedtolivetogether.
SECURITYGUARD:
Yeah,andIhaveatimeshareinthePocanoswithFlipper.
MONICA:
Ross,thereheis.
ROSS:
Hey,heybuddy,Marcel.Marcel.[Marceldoesn'treactsoRossstartssinging]Inthejungle,themightyjunglethelionsleepstonight.[noreactionfromMarcel,MonicaandJoeyurgehimon]Inthejungle,themightyjunglethelionsleepstonight.[Marcellooksoverandeveryonejoinsin]a-weema-way,a-weema-way.....[MarcelrunsoverandhopsuponRoss'sshoulder]
[Scene:
Thenexttimeatthemovieset.]
SECURITYGUARD:
Uh,excusemefolksthisisauhh...
JOEY:
Closedset.Weknowbutwe'refriendswiththemonkey.[guardletsthemin]
ROSS:
Goodmorning.Heypal,lookwhoIbrought.It'syouroldfriendHarryElefante.[Marcelgrabstheelephantdollandthrowsittotheground]
JOEY:
Woah,dude,burn.
ROSS:
Idon'tgetit,heseemedsohappytoseemeyesterday.
TRAINER:
Heydon'ttakeitpersonal,he'sunderalotofpressure,yaknow,starringinamovieandall.
RACHEL:
NowjusthowbigofastarisMarcel?
TRAINER:
Inhumanterms,I'dsayCybillShepard.
ALL:
Woah.
CHANDLER:
[toguysweringyellowisolationsuits]So,areyouguysinthemovie,orareyoujustreallyparanoid.
DIRECTOR'SASSISTANT:
HeySal,Jerrywantstoknowifthemonkey'sreadyforthesubwayset?
JOEY:
Uh,excuseme.Jerryisthedirector,whichone'she?
DIRECTOR'SASSISTANT:
Theoneinthedirector'schair.
JOEY:
Gotcha.Phoebs,walkwithme.
PHOEBE:
OK.Um,howcomeI'mwalkingwithyou?
JOEY:
Well,we're,we'rejustgoin'overheresothatwecangetawayfromthehorribleflesheatingvirus,fortheloveofGodwoman,listentome.Ishelookin',ishelookin'?
SUSIE:
We'vegotaproblem.
DIRECTOR'SASSISTANT:
Tellme.
SUSIE:
Ican'tdoChris'smakeup.Sherefusestoacknowledgethatshehasamoustasche.
DIRECTOR'SASSISTANT:
Isitbad?
SUSIE:
Itlookslikeoneofhereyebrowsfelldown.Nowunlesssomeoneconvinceshertoletmebleachit,Jean-ClaudeVanDammeisgonnabemakingoutwithGabeKaplan.
DIRECTOR'SASSISTANT:
I'lltalktoher.
SUSIE:
Ihateactors.
CHANDLER:
[toanextrainfatigues]Nicecamoflaugeman,foraminutethereIalmostdidn'tseeya.
SUSIE:
Excuseme.
CHANDLER:
Ahhhh.
SUSIE:
Uh,isyournameChandler?
CHANDLER:
Uh,yes,yesitis.
SUSIE:
ChandlerBing?
CHANDLER:
Doyouknowmeorareyoujustreallygoodatthisgame?
SUSIE:
I'mSusieMoss.Fourthgrade,glasses,Iusedtocarryaroundaboxofanimalcrackerslikeapurse.
CHANDLER:
SusieMoss,right,yeah,wow,youlook...greatjobgrowingup.
SUSIE:
It'snicetoseeyou'renot
stillwearingthatdenimcapwithallthelittlemirrorsonit.
CHANDLER:
Oh,right,wellyeah,IgraduatedfourthgradeandrealizedIwasn'tapimp.
SUSIE:
Remembertheclassplay?
You,youpulledupmyskirtandtheentireauditoriumsawmyunderpants.
CHANDLER:
Yes,backthenI,uh,usedhumorasadefensemechanism.ThankGodIdon'td
othatanymore.
[cuttoMonicaandRachelwalkingthroughtheset]
MONICA:
OhmyGod,ohmyGod,ohmyGod.
RACHEL:
Whatwhatwhatwhat?
MONICA:
Jean-ClaudeVanDamme.Ididn'tknowhewasinthismovie,heissohot.
RACHEL:
Yathink?
MONICA:
ThemusclesfromBrussels,whambamVanDamme,didyouseeTimeCop?
RACHEL:
No,washeanygoodinit?
MONICA:
Rachel,helike,totallychangedtime.
RACHEL:
Wow,sowhydon'tyougotalktohim?
MONICA:
Oh,yeah.
RACHEL:
What,soyougooverthere,youtellhimyouthinkhe'scute,what'stheworstthatcouldhappen?
MONICA:
Hecouldhearme.
RACHEL:
OK,I'mdoin'itforya.
MONICA:
OhRacheldon't,don'tyoudare,don't,don't.TellhimIcook.
RACHEL:
Excuseme.Hi.
VANDAMME:
Hi.
RACHEL:
Um,thisisgonnasoundkindagoofybutuhhm,myfriendoverthere,whocooksbytheway,um,shethinksyou'recute.
VANDAMME:
Youdon'tthinkI'mcute?
RACHEL:
I,Idon'tknow,um,doyouthinkyou'recute?
OK,we'rekindagettin'offthetrackhere.Um,Iwassupposedtocomehereandtellyoumyfriendthinksyou'recute.SowhatshouldItellher?
VANDAMME:
YoucantellherIthinkherfriendiscute.
[backtoChandlerandSusie]
CHANDLER:
No,StephenHurswasthekidwhowouldeatanythingformoney,DavidSteinwastheguywhohadnoelbows.
SUSIE:
OK,wellthenwhowasthekidthatgotcaughtmasturbating?
CHANDLER:
OKthat'snotwhathewasdoing.Alright,hewaslookingforhisbusmoney.
[avoiceinthebackgroundcallsformakeup]
SUSIE:
Ohthat'sme,Igottago.
CHANDLER:
Ohuh,o,OK.
SUSIE:
Um,solisten,howmanytimesamIgonnahavetotouchyouonthearmbeforeyouaskmeonadate.
CHANDLER:
Well,uh,let'stryonemore...thereyougo,sayErnie's,8o'clock.
SUSIE:
I'llbethere,andwhoknows,ifthingsgowell,maybethistimeI'llgettoseeyourunderwear.
CHANDLER:
Noonewasaroundtohearthat?
[backtoRachelandMonica]
MONICA:
Sowhat'dhesay?
RACHEL:
Agh,whatajerk.Ikepttalkingaboutyouandhekeptaskingmeout.Imean,naturally,youknow,Isaidno.
MONICA:
Well,thanksanyway.
RACHEL:
Hejustkeptasking,andasking,andasking,andasking,andasking,andasking.
MONICA:
Rachelifyou,ifyouwanttogooutwithhim,youcan.Soundlikeabigjerktomebutifthat'swhatyouwanttodo...
RACHEL:
Jean-Claudeshesaidyes,I'llseeyoutonight.Thankyou.
[Scene:
CentralPerk.Joeyandthegirlsaresittingatthecouches.]
RACHEL:
AndthenJean-ClaudetookmetothatplaceCrossroadsandthat'swherewehungoutwithDrewBarrymore.
JOEY:
Ohman,she'ssosmokin,shehasgotthegreatestsetof...noguysaround,huh.
RACHEL:
Doesanybodyneedanything?
MONICA:
Oh,I'llhaveanespresso.Ohacutally,I'llgetit.IfIaskyouto,you'llprobablyendupdrinkingityourself.
RACHEL:
Thatissounfair.
PHOEBE:
Iknow.Oh,likeyouwoulddrinkhercoffeeafterwhatyoudidtoherwithVanDamme.
[Rossenters]
ROSS:
HeyJoeyIhavetocancelracketballfortonight,thatwasMarcel'strainer.He'sgonnaletmehavehimforacoupleofhours.
JOEY:
You'reblowin'meoffforamonkey?
ROSS:
Hey,wecanresceduleforSaturday.
JOEY:
Yeah,unlessyouhookupwithabunchofpigeons.
[Chandlerenters]
CHANDLER:
Hey,stickaforkinme,Iamdone.
PHOEBE:
S
tickaforkwhat?
CHANDLER:
Like,whenyou'recookingasteak.
PHOEBE:
Oh,OK,Idon'teatmeat.
CHANDLER:
Wellthen,howdoyouknowwhenvegetablesaredone?
PHOEBE:
Wellyouknow,youjuist,youeatthemandyoucantell.
CHANDLER:
OK,then,eatme,I'mdone.
CHANDLER:
I'vemettheperfectwoman.OK,we'resittingonhercouch,we'refoolingaround,andthensuddenlysheturnstomeandsays,'Doyoueverwanttodoitinanelevator?
'
MONICA:
Whatdidyousay?
CHANDLER:
Ahh,Ibelievemyexactwordswere,'Flaign,en-sten'.ImeanIdidn'tknowwhattosay,howdoyouknowifyouwannadoitonanelevator?
PHOEBE:
Oh,youjustknow.
[Scene:
ChandlerandJoey'sapartment.ChandlerandSusiearemakingoutonthecouch.]
SUSIE:
Oh,shoot,wegottago,gotareservationin30minutes.
CHANDLER:
Ohnononono,nononononono,yousee,whatIhadplannedshouldn'ttakemorethat2,3minutestops.
SUSIE:
Oh,200secondsofpassion.Wegottago.
SUSIE:
Butum,here'sanidea,haveyoueverwornwomen'sunderwear?
CHANDLER:
Well,ye,yes,actually,but,uh,theyweremyAuntEdna's,andtherewerethreeofusinthere.
SUSIE:
WellIwasthinkingitwouldbeum,kindofsexyifyouworeminetonight,atdinner.
CHANDLER:
Youwantmetowearyourpanties?
SUSIE:
Couldya?
CHANDLER:
Well,ifIwaswearingyourunderwearthen,uh,whatwouldyoubewearing?
...You'reswell.
[Scene:
Ross'sapartment.RossissettingupforhistimewithMarcel.Joeyisthere.]
ROSS:
OK,gotthemusic,gotthedinner.Ohandcheckitout,ImadeMarcel'sfavoritedish,banannacake.
JOEY:
Oooh.
ROSS:
Withmealworms.
JOEY:
Yaaahhh.Ahhh,candles.What'dyathinksgonnahappenheretonight?
[phonerings]
ROSS:
Hello.Ohhi,areyouonyourwayove-.Oh.No,no,I,Iunderstand,Imeanamonkey'sgottawork.Noit,it'snobigdeal,it'notlikeIuh,hadanythingspecialplanned.YeahOK,OK.OK,OK,bye.
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel'sapartment.MonicaandRachelareupsetwitheachother.Phoebeismediating.]
PHOEBE:
OK,Rachel,whydon'tyoustarttalkingfirst.
RACHEL:
Alright,Ifeelthatthisistotallyunjustified.[Monicastartsmakingfacesbehindherback]Shegavemethegreenligh
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