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超级搞笑的中国式英语之欧阳史创编
超级搞笑的中国式英语
时间:
2021.02.10
创作:
欧阳史
1.爱TMD谁谁谁:
lovehemother’swhowhowho
2.白痴:
Whiteeat!
3.板门弄斧:
playanaxbeforeLuban
4.班长:
classlong
5.彼此彼此:
youmeyoume
6.表妹:
watchsister
7.别唬我:
don’ttigerme
8.不管三七二十一:
nocarethreeseventwotenone
9.不入虎穴,焉得虎子:
Bluewhosay,andwhose
10.不三不四:
nothreenofour
11.不要开黄腔:
donotopenyellowgun
12.车祸现场描述:
onecarcome,onecargo,twocarpeng-peng,peopledie
13.呈现强烈的企图心:
Demonstratethestrongattemptheart
14.吃白食:
eatwhitefood
15.春江水暖鸭先知:
springriverwaterwarmduckfirstknow
16.大人不计小人过:
Bigpeopledonotthinkofsmallpeople’smistake
17.第一眼看到你,我就爱上你了:
firsteyeseeyou,ishitloveyou
18.电源线:
powerline
19.放马过来,给你点颜色看看:
releaseyourhorseandcome,I’llgiveyousomecolortoseesee
20.蜂拥而至:
gooutlikebee
21.给你点颜色看看:
I’llshowyousomecolor
22.给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸:
Igiveyoufaceyoudon’twannaface,youloseyouface,Iturnmy face
23.恭喜发财:
gohighfucktry
24.狗娘养的:
dogmotherborn
25.关公面前耍大刀:
playabigknifebeforeGuangong
26.好多人死了,你怎么不去死!
:
Howmanypoplegotodie,whydonotyougotodie
27.好好学习、天天向上:
goodgoodstudy,daydayup
28.好久不见:
longtimenosee
29.红颜知己:
redfaceknowme
30.加油:
addoil
31.救人一命,胜造七级浮屠:
savemanonelife,bettherthanbuildingup7-floortower
32.开水:
openwater
33.看不看:
seenosee?
34.抗日游行:
resistsunswimgo
35.课间操:
lessonbetweenfuck
36.老表:
oldwatch
37.龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞:
dragonborndragon,chickenbornchicken,mouse’ssoncanmakehole
38.马马虎虎:
horsehorsetigertiger
39.没脸见人:
havenofaceseeperson
40.美中不足:
AmericanChinesenotenough
41.面试:
facetry
42.明天谁起得早谁叫谁:
tomorrowmorningwhogetupearly,whocallwho!
43.哪凉快哪呆着去wherecoolwhereyoustay!
44.你爱我吗:
youloveI?
45.你不鸟我,我也不鸟你:
youdon’tbirdme,soIdon’tbirdyou
46.你给我等着:
yougivemewait
47.你给我滚出去:
yougavemegetout
48.你给我记住:
yougivemeremember
49.你给我站住:
yougivemestop
50.你没看,我现在非常忙,一边玩去:
Younosee,Inowverybusy.Onesideplaygo
51.你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里:
yourwifeisbeautiful/wherewhere
52.你去不去?
你不去我去!
:
Yougonogo?
YounogoIgo!
53.你认为你是谁?
:
Whatdoyouthink,whoareyou?
54.你TMD:
youhemother’s
55.你问我,我去问谁:
youaskme,measkwho
56.你丫要敢唬我,我他妈扇你!
:
IFyoutigerme,Iwillmountainyou!
57.你有两下子:
youhavetwodownson
58.你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上:
youhaveseed,Iwillgiveyousomecolortoseesee,brothers!
togetherup!
59.你真有两下子:
youreallyhavetowdownson
60.骑驴看唱本,走着瞧:
ridingadonkeyreadingplay,goandsee
61.七上八下:
sevenupeightdown
62.亲爱的王小姐:
dearwanglittlegirl
63.请别碰行李:
Pleasenotouchthemovethelee
64.青翠欲滴:
It`ssogreenaswilldropped
65.去你妈:
goyoumother
66.让世界充满爱:
let'smakeloveallovertheworld
67.人山人海:
peoplemountainpeoplesea
68.人之初,性本善:
peoplefirstborn,sexiskind
69.三人行,必有我师:
threepeoplego,oneismyteacher
70.三心二意:
threehearttwomeaning
71.色狼:
colourwolf
72.生日快乐:
birthdayhappy
73.上网:
upnet
74.上学:
upschool
75.胜败乃家常便饭:
winlostmilkhouselongpoopoorice
76.是不是:
yesnoyes
77.十全十美:
tenalltennice
78.十三点:
tenthreepoint
79.试试看:
trytrysee
80.耍帅:
playhandsome
81.死猪不怕开水烫!
:
diepignotpahotwatertang!
82.谈朋友:
talkfriend
83.体壮如牛:
bodystrongasacow
84.万紫千红:
tenthousandpurpleonethousandred
85.王八:
kingeight
86.王八蛋:
wangeighteggs
87.望穿秋水:
lookthroughautumnwater
88.王老五:
wangoldfive
89.唯小人与女人难养也:
onlysmallpeopleandwomenhardtofeed
90.我的天呀!
:
mysky!
91.我服了你!
:
I follow you!
92.我感到很难过:
Ifeeldifficulttopass
93.我叫李老大,今年25:
IcallLioldbig.toyear25
94.我容易么我?
:
amIeasyI?
95.我是大儿子:
Iamabigson
96.我是独一无二:
Iamolnyonenotwo
97.我是流氓我怕谁:
I’mascamp,I’mafraidofwhom
98.我是中国人:
IaminChina
99.我要给你点颜色看看:
Iwillgiveyousomecolortoseesee(好像也被黑人群体最近所采用)
100.五讲、四美、三热爱:
fivetalk,fourbeauty,threelover
101.无钱无得:
Nomoney,notalk
102.笑里藏刀:
Aknifeinthesmile
103.心花怒放:
heartflowerangryopen
104.眼看手勿动:
look,seeOK,notouch
105.要钱不给,要命有一条:
wantmoneyno,wantlifeone
106.要钱还是要命:
moneyorlife?
107.一分耕耘一分收获:
EVENGAMEWIN,EVENSOWHOLE
108.一见钟情:
One look clock love
109.意思意思:
meaningmeaning
110.一言既出,驷马难追:
onewordisout,fourhorsescannotchase
111.一元复苏,万象更新:
onedollarrestart,tenthousandelephantupdate
112.远水解不了近渴:
Far water car not save near thirsty
113.咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊:
webrothers,whoandwhoah
114.怎么老是你:
howoldareyou?
115.怎么是你:
howareyou?
116.朝三暮四:
morningthreenightfour(感谢台湾卡通,好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行)
117.这样也行?
:
thistoogood?
118.知之为知之,不知为不知:
knowisknow,noknowisnoknow
119.中国人民万岁:
Chinapeopletenthousandyear
120.猪狗不如:
PIGDOGBLUE
121.猪肉面条:
pignoodle
122.猪头三,去死吧:
pig3head,godead!
123.走过路过,不要错过:
gopastnomistakepast
124.走着瞧:
goandlook!
125.钻石王老五:
diamondwangoldfive
时间:
2021.02.10
创作:
欧阳史