超级搞笑的中国式英语之欧阳史创编.docx

1、超级搞笑的中国式英语之欧阳史创编超级搞笑的中国式英语时间：2021.02.10创作：欧阳史1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mothers who who who 2. 白痴：White eat! 3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban 4. 班长：class long 5. 彼此彼此：you me you me 6. 表妹：watch sister 7. 别唬我：dont tiger me 8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one 9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose 10. 不三不四：

2、 no three no four 11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun 12. 车祸现场描述 ：one car come， one car go ,two car pengpeng, people die 13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart 14. 吃白食：eat white food 15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know 16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small peoples mist

3、ake 17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you 18. 电源线：power line 19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, Ill give you some color to see see 20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee 21. 给你点颜色看看：Ill show you some color 22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you dont wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn

4、myface 23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try 24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born 25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong 26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die 27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up 28. 好久不见：long time no see 29. 红颜知己：red face know me 30. 加油：add oil 31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： sa

5、ve man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower 32. 开水：open water 33. 看不看：see no see? 34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go 35. 课间操：lesson between fuck 36. 老表：old watch 37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞 ：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouses son can make hole 38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger 39. 没脸见人：ha

6、ve no face see person 40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough 41. 面试：face try 42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who! 43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay! 44. 你爱我吗：you love I? 45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you dont bird me, so I dont bird you 46. 你给我等着：you give me wait 47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me g

7、et out 48. 你给我记住：you give me remember 49. 你给我站住：you give me stop 50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go 51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where 52. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go! 53. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ? 54. 你TMD：you he mothers 55.

8、 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who 56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you! 57. 你有两下子：you have two down son 58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed， I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son 60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey readi

9、ng play , go and see 61. 七上八下：seven up eight down 62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl 63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee 64. 青翠欲滴：Its so green as will dropped 65. 去你妈：go you mother 66. 让世界充满爱：lets make love all over the world 67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea 68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, se

10、x is kind 69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher 70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning 71. 色狼：colour wolf 72. 生日快乐：birthday happy 73. 上网：up net 74. 上学：up school 75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice 76. 是不是：yes no yes 77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice 78. 十三点：ten three point 79. 试试看：try try s

11、ee 80. 耍帅：play handsome 81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang! 82. 谈朋友：talk friend 83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow 84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red 85. 王八：king eight 86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs 87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water 88. 王老五：wang old five 89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and w

12、omen hard to feed 90. 我的天呀！：my sky ! 91. 我服了你！：Ifollowyou! 92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass 93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 25 94. 我容易么我？：am I easy I？ 95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son 96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two 97. 我是流氓我怕谁：Im a scamp, Im afraid of whom 98. 我是中国人：I am in China 99. 我要给你点颜色看看：

13、I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用） 100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover 101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk 102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile 103. 心花怒放 ：heart flower angry open 104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch 105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one 106. 要钱还是要命：money or l

14、ife? 107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE 108. 一见钟情：Onelookclocklove 109. 意思意思：meaning meaning 110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase 111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update 112. 远水解不了近渴：Farwatercarnotsavenearthirsty 113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and

15、 who ah 114. 怎么老是你：how old are you? 115. 怎么是你：how are you? 116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行） 117. 这样也行？：this too good? 118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know， no know is no know 119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year 120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE 121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle 122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead! 123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past 124. 走着瞧：go and look! 125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five时间：2021.02.10创作：欧阳史