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117TheOneWithTwoParts

TheOneWithTwoParts,Part2

117双胞胎两部曲

（二）

莫妮卡带瑞秋上医院；

瑞秋没买保险，所以她和莫妮卡身份互换

当两名帅哥医生（由《ER急诊室的春天》里的乔治克鲁尼（wa!

）和诺亚怀利客串演出）要约会她俩时，情况变得复杂化

瑞秋认为应坦白她们的身份，莫妮卡坚持要保守秘密，两人争吵，结果在两位医生前互曝其短。

罗斯没有信心当一个好爸爸；他在朋友们中寻找帮助，并向父亲咨询。

乔伊继续约会乌苏拉，后者成为他和菲比的朋友关系中的障碍——他错过了菲比的生日；

乌苏拉甩了乔伊并拒绝接他电话，菲比找她问个究竟；菲比假扮乌苏拉去和乔伊摊牌并试图抚慰他的伤心，乔伊吻了她，后意识到她是菲比

马赛尔被拼字游戏的字块卡住喉咙，只能送医院；

罗斯发现他可以担负起为人父的责任

丑陋裸男买了个呼啦圈

1.17TheOnewiththeTwoParts,part2

MonicatakesRacheltothehospital;

Rachelhasnoinsurance,sosheandMonicaswitchidentities--atrickysituationthatismadeworsewhentwocutedoctors（gueststarsGeorgeClooneyandNoahWyle）askthemondates;MonicaandRachelstartarguingandenduplistingalltheirworstqualitiesinfrontoftheirdates.

Rossworriesaboutwhetherhecanbeagoodfather;

Heseekscomfortfromhisfriendsandadvicefromhisfather.

JoeycontinuestodateUrsula,whichinterfereswithhisfriendshipwithPhoebe--hemissesherbirthday;

however,whenUrsulastandsJoeyupandwon'treturnhiscalls,Phoebetalkstoherandfindsoutsheisn'tevenplanningtotellJoeyit'sover;

PhoebepretendstobeUrsulasoshecanlethimdownnicely--aruse（n.计策）whichdoesn'tlast.

Marcelchokesonscrabbletilesandhastoberushedtothehospital;

Rossrealizeshecancopewiththeresponsibilitiesofparenthood.

UglyNakedGuyhasahula-hoop.

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

AnEmergencyRoom,RachelandMonicaenter.RachelislimpingandleaningonMonicaforsupport.]

limpvi跛行

Rachel:

Owowow.Owowowow.Owowow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.

（Theyreachthedesk.Theborednursethinksshe'shearditallbefore.）

Monica:

Hi.Uh,myfriendherewastakingdownourChristmaslights,andshefelloffthebalconyandmayhavebrokenherfootororankleorsomething.

Nurse:

Mygod.YoustillhaveyourChristmaslightsup?

（Rachelglaresatthenurse,whogivesMonicaaformattachedtoaclipboard.）

clipboardn.有纸夹的笔记板

Nurse:

Fillthisoutandbringitbacktome.

filloutv.填写

（MonicahelpsRachelovertoavacantseat.）

Rachel:

Owowow.Owowow.Owowow.

（Monicastartsontheform,whileRachelcatchesherbreathandmassagesherankle.）

Monica:

Okay,ooh,alright.Name,address...Okay,incaseofemergency,call?

Rachel:

You.

Monica:

Really?

Rachel:

Yeah.

Monica:

Oh,thatissosweet.（Touched,sheputsanarmaroundherfriendandkissesher.）Ohgosh,loveyou.Insurance?

Rachel:

Oh,yeah,checkit.Definitely,Iwantsomeofthat.

Monica:

（Nolongertouched）youdon'thaveinsurance?

Rachel:

Why,howmuchisthisgonnacost?

Monica:

Ihavenoidea,butX-raysalonecouldbeacouplehundreddollars.

Rachel:

Whatarewegonnado?

Monica:

Wellthere'snotmuchwecando.

Rachel:

（Likeabigbaby）Um...unless,unlessIuseyours.

Monica:

Hah,nononononononononono.

Rachel:

（Tappingtheclipboard）well,now,waitasecond,whodidIjustputasmy"Incaseofemergency"person?

Monica:

（Lookingaroundtocheckthatno-one'slistening,thenloweringhervoiceanyway）That'sinsurancefraud.

insurancefraudn.保险欺诈

Rachel:

Well,alright,then,forgetit.（Gettinguptogo）Mightaswelljustgohome.Owowowow!

Monica:

（JumpinguptomakeRachelsitdown）Okay,okay.Ihatethis.

Rachel:

Thankyou.Thankyou.Iloveyou.

Monica:

（tothenurse）Hi,（tinylaugh）um,I'mgonnaneedanewsetof（tinylaugh）theseforms（tinylaugh）.

asetofformsn.一组表格

Nurse:

Why?

Monica:

（Tinylaugh）Iamreallyanidiot.（Tinylaugh）yousee,Iwasfillingoutmyfriend'sform,andinsteadofputtingherinformation,Iputmine.

Nurse:

Youareanidiot.（Shehandsoverablankform）.

Monica:

（Tinylaugh）yep,that'sme,（tinylaugh）Iamthatstupid（tinylaugh）.

[Scene:

CentralPerk,Chandler,hassplituphisnewspapersoJoeycanlookatthefunnies,whileRoss'sinappropriatejokeatLamazeclasshascomebacktohaunthim.]

splitupv.分开/funniesn.报上登载连环图画的版面

Ross:

IhadadreamlastnightwhereIwasplayingfootballwithmykid.

Chandler&Joey:

That'snice.

Ross:

No,no,withhim.（Hemimesholdingthebabylikeafootball.）I'monthisfield,andthey,theyhikemethebaby...andI,IknowI'vegottadosomething'causetheTampaBaydefenceiscomin'rightatme.

mimev.（以哑剧的形式）模仿/hikev.<口>（猛地）拉举/

Joey:

TampaBay'sgotaterribleteam.

Ross:

Right,but,itisjustmeandthebaby,soI'mthinkin'theycantakeus.AndsoI,hah-hah,Ijustheaveitdownfield.

heave<口>投掷[eg:

Thepitcherheavedtheball]/TheTampaBayStormareamemberfranchiseoftheArenaFootballLeague.Theyarealsooneofthefoundingmembersoftheleague,thenknownasthePittsburghGladiators.TheyarealsothelastoftheoriginalfourArenaFootballLeagueteamstostillexist.TheyhavewonfiveArenaBowlchampionshipsintheirexistance.TheyarecurrentlycoachedbyTimMarcum.

Chandler:

Whatareyoucrazy?

That'sababy!

Joey:

Heshouldtakethesack?

sackn.<棒>垒/takethesackv.上垒

Ross:

Anyway,suddenlyI'mdownfield,andIrealisethatI'mtheonewho'ssupposedtocatchhim,right?

OnlyIknowthereisnowayI'mgonnagetthereintime,soIamrunning,andIamrunning,andthat,thatiswhenIwokeup.SeeI,Iamsonotreadytobeafather.Thereisnoway.

thereisnoway完全不可能

Chandler:

Hey,you'regonnabefine.You'reoneofthemostcaring,mostresponsiblemeninNorthAmerica.You'regonnamakeagreatdad.

Joey:

Yeah,Ross.Youandthebabyjustneedbetterblocking.

（Feelingalittlebetter,Rossfetchesmorecoffee.）

Joey:

Oh,haveeitheroneofyouguyseverbeentotheRainbowRoom?

Isitreallyexpensive?

TheRainbowRoomisanupscalerestaurantandnightclubonthesixty-fifthflooroftheGEBuildinginRockefellerCenter,MidtownManhattan,NewYorkCity

Chandler:

Well,onlyifyouorderstuff.

Joey:

I'mtakin'Ursulatonight.It'sherbirthday.

Ross:

Wo-wo-whoa.WhataboutPhoebe'sbirthday?

Joey:

When'sthat?

Ross:

Tonight.

Joey:

Oh,man.What'retheoddsofthathappening?

（Joeybeginstocontemplatehisillfortune.）

contemplatev.沉思/illfortunen.坏运气

Ross:

Youtakeyourtime.

takeone'stimev.慢慢来

（Joeylooksathisfriends,thinksabitmore,thenrealises.）

Chandler:

Thereitis!

Sowhat'reyougonnado?

Joey:

WhatcanIdo?

Look,Idon'twanttodoanythingtoscrewitupwithUrsula.

Chandler:

AndyourfriendPhoebe?

Joey:

Well,ifshe'smyfriend,hopefullyshe'llunderstand.Imean,wouldn'tyouguys?

Chandler:

Man,ifyoutriedsomethinglikethatonmybirthday,you'dbestaringatthebusinessendofahissyfit.

thebusinessendn.锐利的一头受气方/hissyfitn.<俚>Asuddenoutburstoftemper,oftenusedtodescribefemaleangeratsomethingtrivial.OriginallyregionalfromAmericanSouth.Thoughttooriginatefromcontraction（n.缩写）of"hystericalfit."[eg:

Shethrewahissyfitwhenshefoundoutthelastpairofshoeshadbeensold]

（Joeygesturestoshowthathewouldn'tdare...）

[Scene:

TheHospital,MonicaandRachelarewaitingforthedoctorstoarrive.TheyenterandareplayedbyNoahWyleandGeorgeClooney.]

Dr.Mitchell:

Youaddapinchofsaffron,itmakesallthedifference.

apinchof微量的/saffronn.藏红花番红花/makeallthedifferencev.大卫不同/NoahWyle（bornJune4,1971）isanAmericanTVandfilmactor,perhapsbestknownforhisroleasDr.JohnCarteronthetelevisiondramaER.Wylewasnamedoneofthe50MostBeautifulPeoplebyPeoplemagazinein2001.

GeorgeTimothyClooney（bornMay6,1961）isanAcademyAward-andGoldenGlobeaward-winningAmericanactor,director,producer,andscreenwriter.Clooneyhasbalancedhisglamorousperformancesinbig-budgetblockbusterswithworkasaproduceranddirectorbehindcommerciallyriskierprojects,aswellassocialandliberalpoliticalactivism.OnJanuary31,2008,theUnitedNationsnamedClooneya"Messengerofpeace".

saffron

（Theyapproachtheyoungladies.Dr.MitchellconsultsMs.Geller'sadmissionsform.）

admissionformn.挂号表格

Dr.Mitchell:

Okay,Monica?

Monica:

Yes?

（jumpingasRachelpunchesherarm）..yes,sheis.

Rachel（asMonica）:

Hi,thisismyfriendRachel.

Monica（asRachel）:

Hi.

Dr.Mitchell:

（Smiling）Hi,Rachel.I'mDr.Mitchell.

Dr.Rosen:

（Smilingevenmoreandattemptingtotakeover）AndI'mhisfriend,Dr.Rosen.

（MonicaandRachelsmilebackprettily.）

Rachel:

Aren'tyoualittlecutetobeadoctor?

Dr.Rosen:

Excuseme?

Rachel:

Imeant,（strugglingtoconcentrate）young,young,Imeantyoung,youngtobeadoctor.Ohgood,Rach.

Monica（asRachel）:

Thankyou.

Rachel（asMonica）:

Right.

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's,everyonebutJoeyiswaitingforPhoebetoarriveforhersurprisebirthdayparty.RachelandMonicaistellingChandleraboutRachel'sincident.]

Rachel:

So,hesaiditwasjustasprain,andthatwasit.

sprainn.扭伤

Monica:

Uh,youleftoutthestupidpart.

leaveoutv.遗漏

Rachel:

Notstupid.Theverycute,cute,cutedoctorsaskedusoutfortomorrownight,andIsaid"yes."

Monica:

Ithinkit'stotallyinsane,Imean,theyworkforthehospital.It'slikereturningtothesceneofthecrime.Youknow,Isayweblowoffthedates.

sceneofthecrimen.犯罪现场/blowoffthedatev.取消约会

Rachel:

What?

Monica,theyarecute,theyaredoctors,（spellingitoutintheairforherslowfriend）cutedoctors,doctorswhoarecute!

Chandler:

Alright,whathavewelearnedsofar?

（Thereisaknockatthedoor.Someoneturnsthemusicoff,thenthewholepartyrunsandhides,exceptforMonicaandRachelwhoanswertheirdoor.Rossstandsinthedoorway,holdingabox,buteveryoneistookeyeduptonoticethatit'shim.）

answerthedoorv.应门/doorwayn.门口/keyupv.（使）某人激动

TheWholeParty:

（Jumpingup）SURPRISE!

!

!

（Rossissostartledthathethrowshisarmsuptodefendhimself.Theboxtakesoff,thenlandswithasquishythud,i