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117TheOneWithTwoParts
TheOneWithTwoParts,Part2
117双胞胎两部曲
(二)
莫妮卡带瑞秋上医院;
瑞秋没买保险,所以她和莫妮卡身份互换
当两名帅哥医生(由《ER急诊室的春天》里的乔治克鲁尼(wa!
)和诺亚怀利客串演出)要约会她俩时,情况变得复杂化
瑞秋认为应坦白她们的身份,莫妮卡坚持要保守秘密,两人争吵,结果在两位医生前互曝其短。
罗斯没有信心当一个好爸爸;他在朋友们中寻找帮助,并向父亲咨询。
乔伊继续约会乌苏拉,后者成为他和菲比的朋友关系中的障碍——他错过了菲比的生日;
乌苏拉甩了乔伊并拒绝接他电话,菲比找她问个究竟;菲比假扮乌苏拉去和乔伊摊牌并试图抚慰他的伤心,乔伊吻了她,后意识到她是菲比
马赛尔被拼字游戏的字块卡住喉咙,只能送医院;
罗斯发现他可以担负起为人父的责任
丑陋裸男买了个呼啦圈
1.17TheOnewiththeTwoParts,part2
MonicatakesRacheltothehospital;
Rachelhasnoinsurance,sosheandMonicaswitchidentities--atrickysituationthatismadeworsewhentwocutedoctors(gueststarsGeorgeClooneyandNoahWyle)askthemondates;MonicaandRachelstartarguingandenduplistingalltheirworstqualitiesinfrontoftheirdates.
Rossworriesaboutwhetherhecanbeagoodfather;
Heseekscomfortfromhisfriendsandadvicefromhisfather.
JoeycontinuestodateUrsula,whichinterfereswithhisfriendshipwithPhoebe--hemissesherbirthday;
however,whenUrsulastandsJoeyupandwon'treturnhiscalls,Phoebetalkstoherandfindsoutsheisn'tevenplanningtotellJoeyit'sover;
PhoebepretendstobeUrsulasoshecanlethimdownnicely--aruse(n.计策)whichdoesn'tlast.
Marcelchokesonscrabbletilesandhastoberushedtothehospital;
Rossrealizeshecancopewiththeresponsibilitiesofparenthood.
UglyNakedGuyhasahula-hoop.
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
AnEmergencyRoom,RachelandMonicaenter.RachelislimpingandleaningonMonicaforsupport.]
limpvi跛行
Rachel:
Owowow.Owowowow.Owowow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.
(Theyreachthedesk.Theborednursethinksshe'shearditallbefore.)
Monica:
Hi.Uh,myfriendherewastakingdownourChristmaslights,andshefelloffthebalconyandmayhavebrokenherfootororankleorsomething.
Nurse:
Mygod.YoustillhaveyourChristmaslightsup?
(Rachelglaresatthenurse,whogivesMonicaaformattachedtoaclipboard.)
clipboardn.有纸夹的笔记板
Nurse:
Fillthisoutandbringitbacktome.
filloutv.填写
(MonicahelpsRachelovertoavacantseat.)
Rachel:
Owowow.Owowow.Owowow.
(Monicastartsontheform,whileRachelcatchesherbreathandmassagesherankle.)
Monica:
Okay,ooh,alright.Name,address...Okay,incaseofemergency,call?
Rachel:
You.
Monica:
Really?
Rachel:
Yeah.
Monica:
Oh,thatissosweet.(Touched,sheputsanarmaroundherfriendandkissesher.)Ohgosh,loveyou.Insurance?
Rachel:
Oh,yeah,checkit.Definitely,Iwantsomeofthat.
Monica:
(Nolongertouched)youdon'thaveinsurance?
Rachel:
Why,howmuchisthisgonnacost?
Monica:
Ihavenoidea,butX-raysalonecouldbeacouplehundreddollars.
Rachel:
Whatarewegonnado?
Monica:
Wellthere'snotmuchwecando.
Rachel:
(Likeabigbaby)Um...unless,unlessIuseyours.
Monica:
Hah,nononononononononono.
Rachel:
(Tappingtheclipboard)well,now,waitasecond,whodidIjustputasmy"Incaseofemergency"person?
Monica:
(Lookingaroundtocheckthatno-one'slistening,thenloweringhervoiceanyway)That'sinsurancefraud.
insurancefraudn.保险欺诈
Rachel:
Well,alright,then,forgetit.(Gettinguptogo)Mightaswelljustgohome.Owowowow!
Monica:
(JumpinguptomakeRachelsitdown)Okay,okay.Ihatethis.
Rachel:
Thankyou.Thankyou.Iloveyou.
Monica:
(tothenurse)Hi,(tinylaugh)um,I'mgonnaneedanewsetof(tinylaugh)theseforms(tinylaugh).
asetofformsn.一组表格
Nurse:
Why?
Monica:
(Tinylaugh)Iamreallyanidiot.(Tinylaugh)yousee,Iwasfillingoutmyfriend'sform,andinsteadofputtingherinformation,Iputmine.
Nurse:
Youareanidiot.(Shehandsoverablankform).
Monica:
(Tinylaugh)yep,that'sme,(tinylaugh)Iamthatstupid(tinylaugh).
[Scene:
CentralPerk,Chandler,hassplituphisnewspapersoJoeycanlookatthefunnies,whileRoss'sinappropriatejokeatLamazeclasshascomebacktohaunthim.]
splitupv.分开/funniesn.报上登载连环图画的版面
Ross:
IhadadreamlastnightwhereIwasplayingfootballwithmykid.
Chandler&Joey:
That'snice.
Ross:
No,no,withhim.(Hemimesholdingthebabylikeafootball.)I'monthisfield,andthey,theyhikemethebaby...andI,IknowI'vegottadosomething'causetheTampaBaydefenceiscomin'rightatme.
mimev.(以哑剧的形式)模仿/hikev.<口>(猛地)拉举/
Joey:
TampaBay'sgotaterribleteam.
Ross:
Right,but,itisjustmeandthebaby,soI'mthinkin'theycantakeus.AndsoI,hah-hah,Ijustheaveitdownfield.
heave<口>投掷[eg:
Thepitcherheavedtheball]/TheTampaBayStormareamemberfranchiseoftheArenaFootballLeague.Theyarealsooneofthefoundingmembersoftheleague,thenknownasthePittsburghGladiators.TheyarealsothelastoftheoriginalfourArenaFootballLeagueteamstostillexist.TheyhavewonfiveArenaBowlchampionshipsintheirexistance.TheyarecurrentlycoachedbyTimMarcum.
Chandler:
Whatareyoucrazy?
That'sababy!
Joey:
Heshouldtakethesack?
sackn.<棒>垒/takethesackv.上垒
Ross:
Anyway,suddenlyI'mdownfield,andIrealisethatI'mtheonewho'ssupposedtocatchhim,right?
OnlyIknowthereisnowayI'mgonnagetthereintime,soIamrunning,andIamrunning,andthat,thatiswhenIwokeup.SeeI,Iamsonotreadytobeafather.Thereisnoway.
thereisnoway完全不可能
Chandler:
Hey,you'regonnabefine.You'reoneofthemostcaring,mostresponsiblemeninNorthAmerica.You'regonnamakeagreatdad.
Joey:
Yeah,Ross.Youandthebabyjustneedbetterblocking.
(Feelingalittlebetter,Rossfetchesmorecoffee.)
Joey:
Oh,haveeitheroneofyouguyseverbeentotheRainbowRoom?
Isitreallyexpensive?
TheRainbowRoomisanupscalerestaurantandnightclubonthesixty-fifthflooroftheGEBuildinginRockefellerCenter,MidtownManhattan,NewYorkCity
Chandler:
Well,onlyifyouorderstuff.
Joey:
I'mtakin'Ursulatonight.It'sherbirthday.
Ross:
Wo-wo-whoa.WhataboutPhoebe'sbirthday?
Joey:
When'sthat?
Ross:
Tonight.
Joey:
Oh,man.What'retheoddsofthathappening?
(Joeybeginstocontemplatehisillfortune.)
contemplatev.沉思/illfortunen.坏运气
Ross:
Youtakeyourtime.
takeone'stimev.慢慢来
(Joeylooksathisfriends,thinksabitmore,thenrealises.)
Chandler:
Thereitis!
Sowhat'reyougonnado?
Joey:
WhatcanIdo?
Look,Idon'twanttodoanythingtoscrewitupwithUrsula.
Chandler:
AndyourfriendPhoebe?
Joey:
Well,ifshe'smyfriend,hopefullyshe'llunderstand.Imean,wouldn'tyouguys?
Chandler:
Man,ifyoutriedsomethinglikethatonmybirthday,you'dbestaringatthebusinessendofahissyfit.
thebusinessendn.锐利的一头受气方/hissyfitn.<俚>Asuddenoutburstoftemper,oftenusedtodescribefemaleangeratsomethingtrivial.OriginallyregionalfromAmericanSouth.Thoughttooriginatefromcontraction(n.缩写)of"hystericalfit."[eg:
Shethrewahissyfitwhenshefoundoutthelastpairofshoeshadbeensold]
(Joeygesturestoshowthathewouldn'tdare...)
[Scene:
TheHospital,MonicaandRachelarewaitingforthedoctorstoarrive.TheyenterandareplayedbyNoahWyleandGeorgeClooney.]
Dr.Mitchell:
Youaddapinchofsaffron,itmakesallthedifference.
apinchof微量的/saffronn.藏红花番红花/makeallthedifferencev.大卫不同/NoahWyle(bornJune4,1971)isanAmericanTVandfilmactor,perhapsbestknownforhisroleasDr.JohnCarteronthetelevisiondramaER.Wylewasnamedoneofthe50MostBeautifulPeoplebyPeoplemagazinein2001.
GeorgeTimothyClooney(bornMay6,1961)isanAcademyAward-andGoldenGlobeaward-winningAmericanactor,director,producer,andscreenwriter.Clooneyhasbalancedhisglamorousperformancesinbig-budgetblockbusterswithworkasaproduceranddirectorbehindcommerciallyriskierprojects,aswellassocialandliberalpoliticalactivism.OnJanuary31,2008,theUnitedNationsnamedClooneya"Messengerofpeace".
saffron
(Theyapproachtheyoungladies.Dr.MitchellconsultsMs.Geller'sadmissionsform.)
admissionformn.挂号表格
Dr.Mitchell:
Okay,Monica?
Monica:
Yes?
(jumpingasRachelpunchesherarm)..yes,sheis.
Rachel(asMonica):
Hi,thisismyfriendRachel.
Monica(asRachel):
Hi.
Dr.Mitchell:
(Smiling)Hi,Rachel.I'mDr.Mitchell.
Dr.Rosen:
(Smilingevenmoreandattemptingtotakeover)AndI'mhisfriend,Dr.Rosen.
(MonicaandRachelsmilebackprettily.)
Rachel:
Aren'tyoualittlecutetobeadoctor?
Dr.Rosen:
Excuseme?
Rachel:
Imeant,(strugglingtoconcentrate)young,young,Imeantyoung,youngtobeadoctor.Ohgood,Rach.
Monica(asRachel):
Thankyou.
Rachel(asMonica):
Right.
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,everyonebutJoeyiswaitingforPhoebetoarriveforhersurprisebirthdayparty.RachelandMonicaistellingChandleraboutRachel'sincident.]
Rachel:
So,hesaiditwasjustasprain,andthatwasit.
sprainn.扭伤
Monica:
Uh,youleftoutthestupidpart.
leaveoutv.遗漏
Rachel:
Notstupid.Theverycute,cute,cutedoctorsaskedusoutfortomorrownight,andIsaid"yes."
Monica:
Ithinkit'stotallyinsane,Imean,theyworkforthehospital.It'slikereturningtothesceneofthecrime.Youknow,Isayweblowoffthedates.
sceneofthecrimen.犯罪现场/blowoffthedatev.取消约会
Rachel:
What?
Monica,theyarecute,theyaredoctors,(spellingitoutintheairforherslowfriend)cutedoctors,doctorswhoarecute!
Chandler:
Alright,whathavewelearnedsofar?
(Thereisaknockatthedoor.Someoneturnsthemusicoff,thenthewholepartyrunsandhides,exceptforMonicaandRachelwhoanswertheirdoor.Rossstandsinthedoorway,holdingabox,buteveryoneistookeyeduptonoticethatit'shim.)
answerthedoorv.应门/doorwayn.门口/keyupv.(使)某人激动
TheWholeParty:
(Jumpingup)SURPRISE!
!
!
(Rossissostartledthathethrowshisarmsuptodefendhimself.Theboxtakesoff,thenlandswithasquishythud,i