117The One With Two Parts.docx

1、117The One With Two PartsThe One With Two Parts, Part 2117 双胞胎两部曲（二） 莫妮卡带瑞秋上医院； 瑞秋没买保险，所以她和莫妮卡身份互换当两名帅哥医生（由ER急诊室的春天里的乔治克鲁尼（wa!）和诺亚怀利客串演出）要约会她俩时，情况变得复杂化瑞秋认为应坦白她们的身份，莫妮卡坚持要保守秘密，两人争吵，结果在两位医生前互曝其短。 罗斯没有信心当一个好爸爸；他在朋友们中寻找帮助，并向父亲咨询。 乔伊继续约会乌苏拉，后者成为他和菲比的朋友关系中的障碍他错过了菲比的生日；乌苏拉甩了乔伊并拒绝接他电话，菲比找她问个究竟；菲比假扮乌苏拉去和乔伊摊牌

2、并试图抚慰他的伤心，乔伊吻了她，后意识到她是菲比马赛尔被拼字游戏的字块卡住喉咙，只能送医院； 罗斯发现他可以担负起为人父的责任丑陋裸男买了个呼啦圈1.17 The One with the Two Parts, part 2Monica takes Rachel to the hospital; Rachel has no insurance, so she and Monica switch identities-a tricky situation that is made worse when two cute doctors (guest stars George Clooney an

3、d Noah Wyle) ask them on dates; Monica and Rachel start arguing and end up listing all their worst qualities in front of their dates. Ross worries about whether he can be a good father; He seeks comfort from his friends and advice from his father. Joey continues to date Ursula, which interferes with

4、 his friendship with Phoebe-he misses her birthday; however, when Ursula stands Joey up and wont return his calls, Phoebe talks to her and finds out she isnt even planning to tell Joey its over; Phoebe pretends to be Ursula so she can let him down nicely-a ruse(n.计策) which doesnt last. Marcel chokes

5、 on scrabble tiles and has to be rushed to the hospital;Ross realizes he can cope with the responsibilities of parenthood. Ugly Naked Guy has a hula-hoop.Opening CreditsScene: An Emergency Room, Rachel and Monica enter.Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support.limp vi跛行Rachel: Ow ow ow. Ow

6、 ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks shes heard it all before.)Monica: Hi. Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or or ankle or something.Nurse: My god. You still have your Christ

7、mas lights up?(Rachel glares at the nurse, who gives Monica a form attached to a clipboard.)clipboard n.有纸夹的笔记板Nurse: Fill this out and bring it back to me.fill out v.填写(Monica helps Rachel over to a vacant seat.)Rachel: Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow.(Monica starts on the form, while Rachel catches h

8、er breath and massages her ankle.)Monica: Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address. Okay, in case of emergency, call?Rachel: You.Monica: Really?Rachel: Yeah.Monica: Oh, that is so sweet. (Touched, she puts an arm around her friend and kisses her.) Oh gosh, love you. Insurance?Rachel: Oh, yeah, check it. De

9、finitely, I want some of that.Monica: (No longer touched) you dont have insurance?Rachel: Why, how much is this gonna cost?Monica: I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.Rachel: What are we gonna do?Monica: Well theres not much we can do.Rachel: (Like a big baby) Um. unle

10、ss, unless I use yours.Monica: Hah, no no no no no no no no no no.Rachel: (Tapping the clipboard) well, now, wait a second, who did I just put as my In case of emergency person?Monica: (Looking around to check that no-ones listening, then lowering her voice anyway) Thats insurance fraud.insurance fr

11、aud n.保险欺诈Rachel: Well, alright, then, forget it. (Getting up to go) Might as well just go home. Ow ow ow ow!Monica: (Jumping up to make Rachel sit down) Okay, okay. I hate this.Rachel: Thank you. Thank you. I love you.Monica: (to the nurse) Hi, (tiny laugh) um, Im gonna need a new set of (tiny laug

12、h) these forms (tiny laugh).a set of forms n.一组表格Nurse: Why?Monica: (Tiny laugh) I am really an idiot. (Tiny laugh) you see, I was filling out my friends form, and instead of putting her information, I put mine.Nurse: You are an idiot. (She hands over a blank form).Monica: (Tiny laugh) yep, thats me

13、, (tiny laugh) I am that stupid (tiny laugh).Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Rosss inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him.split up v.分开/funnies n.报上登载连环图画的版面Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing foot

14、ball with my kid.Chandler & Joey: Thats nice.Ross: No, no, with him. (He mimes holding the baby like a football.) Im on this field, and they, they hike me the baby. and I, I know Ive gotta do something cause the Tampa Bay defence is comin right at me.mime v.(以哑剧的形式)模仿/hike v.(猛地)拉 举/ Joey: Tampa Bay

15、s got a terrible team.Ross: Right, but, it is just me and the baby, so Im thinkin they can take us. And so I , hah-hah, I just heave it down field.heave 投掷eg: The pitcher heaved the ball/The Tampa Bay Storm are a member franchise of the Arena Football League. They are also one of the founding member

16、s of the league, then known as the Pittsburgh Gladiators. They are also the last of the original four Arena Football League teams to still exist. They have won five ArenaBowl championships in their existance. They are currently coached by Tim Marcum.Chandler: What are you crazy? Thats a baby!Joey: H

17、e should take the sack? sack n.垒/take the sack v.上垒 Ross: Anyway, suddenly Im down field, and I realise that Im the one whos supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way Im gonna get there in time, so I am running, and I am running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not r

18、eady to be a father.There is no way. there is no way 完全不可能Chandler: Hey, youre gonna be fine. Youre one of the most caring, most responsible men in North America. Youre gonna make a great dad.Joey: Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking.(Feeling a little better, Ross fetches more cof

19、fee.)Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it really expensive?The Rainbow Room is an upscale restaurant and nightclub on the sixty-fifth floor of the GE Building in Rockefeller Center, Midtown Manhattan, New York City Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff.Joey: I

20、m takin Ursula tonight. Its her birthday.Ross: Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebes birthday?Joey: Whens that?Ross: Tonight.Joey: Oh, man. Whatre the odds of that happening? (Joey begins to contemplate his ill fortune.)contemplate v.沉思/ill fortune n.坏运气Ross: You take your time.take ones time v.慢慢来(Joey lo

21、oks at his friends, thinks a bit more, then realises.)Chandler: There it is! So whatre you gonna do?Joey: What can I do? Look, I dont want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.Chandler: And your friend Phoebe?Joey: Well, if shes my friend, hopefully shell understand. I mean, wouldnt you guys?Ch

22、andler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, youd be staring at the business end of a hissy fit.the business end n.锐利的一头 受气方/hissy fit n.A sudden outburst of temper, often used to describe female anger at something trivial. Originally regional from American South. Thought to origina

23、te from contraction(n.缩写) of hysterical fit. eg: She threw a hissy fit when she found out the last pair of shoes had been sold(Joey gestures to show that he wouldnt dare.)Scene: The Hospital, Monica and Rachel are waiting for the doctors to arrive.They enter and are played by Noah Wyle and George Cl

24、ooney.Dr. Mitchell: You add a pinch of saffron, it makes all the difference.a pinch of 微量的/saffron n.藏红花 番红花/make all the difference v.大卫不同/Noah Wyle (born June 4, 1971) is an American TV and film actor, perhaps best known for his role as Dr. John Carter on the television drama ER. Wyle was named on

25、e of the 50 Most Beautiful People by People magazine in 2001.George Timothy Clooney (born May 6, 1961) is an Academy Award- and Golden Globe award-winning American actor, director, producer, and screenwriter. Clooney has balanced his glamorous performances in big-budget blockbusters with work as a p

26、roducer and director behind commercially riskier projects, as well as social and liberal political activism. On January 31, 2008, the United Nations named Clooney a Messenger of peace.saffron(They approach the young ladies. Dr. Mitchell consults Ms.Gellers admissions form.)admission form n.挂号表格Dr. M

27、itchell: Okay, Monica?Monica: Yes? (jumping as Rachel punches her arm) .yes, she is.Rachel (as Monica): Hi, this is my friend Rachel.Monica (as Rachel): Hi.Dr. Mitchell: (Smiling) Hi, Rachel. Im Dr.Mitchell.Dr. Rosen: (Smiling even more and attempting to take over) And Im his friend, Dr.Rosen.(Monic

28、a and Rachel smile back prettily.)Rachel: Arent you a little cute to be a doctor?Dr. Rosen: Excuse me?Rachel: I meant, (struggling to concentrate) young, young, I meant young, young to be a doctor. Oh good, Rach.Monica (as Rachel): Thank you.Rachel (as Monica): Right.Scene: Monica and Rachels, every

29、one but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party.Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachels incident.Rachel: So, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.sprain n.扭伤Monica: Uh, you left out the stupid part. leave out v.遗漏Rachel: Not stupid. The very cute, cu

30、te, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said yes.Monica: I think its totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. Its like returning to the scene of the crime. You know, I say we blow off the dates. scene of the crime n.犯罪现场/blow off the date v.取消约会Rachel: What? Monica, they a

31、re cute, they are doctors, (spelling it out in the air for her slow friend) cute doctors, doctors who are cute!Chandler: Alright, what have we learned so far?(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their

32、 door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that its him.)answer the door v.应门/doorway n.门口/key up v.(使)某人激动 The Whole Party: (Jumping up) SURPRISE!(Ross is so startled that he throws his arms up to defend himself. The box takes off, then lands with a squishy thud, i