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AllyMcbealS01E01剧本
OfficeofAllyMcBeal.
Allyislookingthroughawindow.VondaShepardsings"Maryland".
DuringthenarrativepartwecanseeimagesofAlly8yearsoldwithaguythesameage.OrAlly13-14yearsoldwiththesameguy.(firstkiss,firsttimeinacar...)
Ally (narrative):
I’mnotsurehowitallstarted.Ohitwas‘causeIsmelledhisbottom.Itwasn’tthatstupid.Wesawdogsdoit.That’showtheyknewforsureso...(laughs)Nowedidn’tevensmellanything.Oh...itwasthekiss.Itwastoo...so...OhIactuallyfeltmywholebodytingle.Ormaybeitwaswhenourtonguestouchedor...No,noitwasthatfirstkiss...whichwassosoft...hislowerlipbarelytouchingmytoplip.Thatwasmagic.Thefirsttimewasn’t...Ipinchedanerveinmyneck.Ifwecouldhavejuststayedbrokenup...butIjusthadtofollowhimtolawschool.Ididn’tevenwanttobealawyer.I...Ijust,hum...maybeIstudiedtohard.No.Noitwasn’tme.Itwashim.He’stheonewhohadtotransfertoMichigan.
Flashback
Billy:
...Michigan.
Ally:
Justlikethat?
Billy:
Ally,IwanttoclerkwhenIgetout.IfIdon’tmakelawreview...
Ally:
SoyouexpectmetoleaveHarvard,giveupmyplaceonlawreviewsoyou...
Billy:
Idon’texpectit.Iwouldn’tevenaskit.But...
Ally:
Sobasically,you’reputtingyourlawcareerbetweenus.WellIchoosethelaw,too.ButIchooseBoston.
Endofflashback
Ally (narrative):
SohereIam,thevictimofmyownchoices...andI’mjuststarting.
Credits
Workplace-OfficeofAlly.
Allyisarriving.Shestopsattheinformationofficewaitingfornotesforher.JackBillingscomesatthedesk.
Ally:
Loveandlowarethesame,romanticinconceptbuttheactualpracticecangiveyouayeastinfection.ButIactuallydidlikemyjobuntiloneoftheseniorpartnersstartedtolikeme.
JackslightlypasseshishandonAlly’sbuttocks
Ally:
Ithoughtithadtobemyimagination.Imean,please.
Anothertime,anotherplace,Jackisdoingthesame–tooclose-
Ally:
Itwasneverthatobvioustillonenight...
Workplace-Library.
Allyonastepladderreadingabook.JackentersandputshisbothhandsonAlly’sbuttocks.
Ally (toJack):
Hey!
Don’tyoueverdothatagain.
Jack:
Iapologize.IhaveEpstein-Barr.
AllydropsherbookonJack’shead.
Workplace–OfficeofMr.Lyne.
Ally (narrative):
WhenItoldMr.Lynethestoryhegotfired.
MrLyne:
What?
Ally:
Theguygrabbedmybuttocks.
Workplace–OfficeofMr.Lyne.
Jack:
What?
MrFlyne:
You’refired.
Jack:
I’llsue.
Workplace–Conferenceroom.
AllyMcBeal,herattorney,Mr.Lyne,JackBillingsandasteno.
Ally (narrative):
Andhedid.HeclaimedO.C.D.–obsessivecompulsivedisorder,thesicknessbeingtosqueezebutts.
Workplace–OfficeofMr.Lyne.
MrFlyne:
Hefilledaclaimunderthefederaldisabilitiesact.
Ally:
Whatareyousaying?
MrFlyne:
Wellbecauseofattorney’sfees,punitiveandpossibletrebledamagesthatgowiththesuit,I’msayingthepartnerwouldratherbesuedbyyou.
Workplace–Hall.
Ally (narrative):
Theygottheirwish.Irememberedthat"foolforaclient"rulesoIretainedindependentcounsel,filedaclaimandplannedtogopublic.Buthedidn’tcareaboutitbeingpublic.Infact,tohelpbolsterhisO.C.D.defense,hestartedsqueezingbuttsallover,asstrategy.Todoitintheopen,hemusthaveO.C.D.Thatwasthethinkinganyway.
Workplace–OfficeofMr.Lyne.
Ally:
It’sacompletepretext...He’smockingus.
MrFlyne:
Iknowit’sabsurd.Thisguy’samasterlitigator.Heknowshowtomanipulatethefacts.Wecan’tproveit’sapretext.
Ally:
Youdon’twanttoproveit.He’sarainmaker,you’dratherlosemethanhim.TellmeI’mwrong.
Workplace–Infrontofthebuilding.
Allyiscomingoutthebuilding.
Ally (narrative):
Iquit.I...I...I...Ihadtoquit.ImeanifIdidn’thavemydignityIhadtoatleastmakeitlooklikeIdid.
RichardFish:
Ally?
AllyMcBeal.
Ally:
Oh,no.
Richard:
Ican’tbelieve,Ihaven’tseenyouforever.
Ally:
Richard,howareyou?
Richard:
I’moutstandingYoulookfabulous.
Ally:
Iknow,Ijustgotfiredforit.
Richard:
What?
Ally (narrative):
RichardandIwereclassmates.Weweren’tclose.
Ally (toRichard):
There’sthisreallybigfatman.He’spinchingmyass...
Richard:
Thisisperfect.Ijuststartedmyownpractice.Youwilljoinustoday.
Ally:
Excuseme?
Richard:
Yeah,lookwe’rejustupthestreet.(grabsbox)We’vegotthesegreatoffices...
Ally (thinking):
Workingforyou?
Withyourphilosophyoflaw?
Flashback
Richard:
Pilesandpilesofmoney.IfIhelpclientstheway,that’sgreatbutmainlyI’minthisforthebigpiles.Thehit,thebigpiles.
Endofflashback
Ally:
AndwhatwouldIstartat?
CabinetCage/Fish&associates–Hall.
Ally (narrative):
Idon’tunderstand.Igotolawschool‘causeIwassoinlovewithaguy.HeleavesmetomakelawreviewandnowI’msingingupwithsomebodywho...who...who...whostartedhisownfirmforthepiles?
RichardisshowingtheofficestoAlly.He’sfast,Allyisabitbehindhim.Shecan’tfollowhim.
Richard:
JohnCageismyco-founder,you’lllovehim.He’souttodaygettinghisfrownlinesbo-toxed.Makesraininhissleep.Lookatthisofficeavant-rich.Itstinksofmoney.Overhereisyouroffice.ThisisElaineVassal,she’llbeyourassistant.
Elaine:
IstockedyourofficesuppliesandI’llprogramyourspeeddialshoweveryouwant.Wouldyoulikeavoice-activateddictaphone?
Ally:
Um...I...
Elaine:
Youdon’thavetodecidenow.Andthere’stheManMadefile.Ialreadyfiledyourappearance.
Ally:
Ibegyourpardon?
Richard:
Wefigurethebestwayistojumpin.Motion,secondsession.Suffolk,werepresentManMademagazine.Guy’sseekingpriorrestraint,yourwheelhouse.
Elaine:
JudgeHopkinsissitting.He’stoughbutfair.Notbigonpantsuitsforwomen.Thiswillbefine.
Richard:
Hemline’salittlehighbutwhoamItonotice?
Aguyispassingbytheoffice.
Richard (toBilly):
HeyBilly,comeoninforasecond,Iwantyoutomeetsomebody.AllyMcBeal,BillyAlanThomas.BillywaswithusatHarvardfirstyearbeforehetransferred.
Billy:
Weknoweachother.
Richard:
Youdo?
Oh,myGod.Oh,Ifeelsostupid.Youtwowere...
Billy:
She’sworkinghere?
Richard:
Yes.Isthataproblembecause...?
Billy:
No.It’snottome.(toAlly)Isittoyou?
Ally:
Me?
No.(gulps)It’sfine.
Billy:
Fine.
Richard:
Fine.
Ally:
Fine.(uncomfortable)Ihavetogothebathroom.
Allyleaves.
Elaine:
It’sthisway.
Cage/Fish&associates–Thebathroom.
Allycomesinandgotoawashbasin.Shestaresatherinamirror.
Ally (thinks):
Thisisnotabigdeal.It’sokay.It’snotatragedy.It’sjustafunnybounceoftheball,that’sall.
AhugeballfallsdownonAlly.(it’safantasy).Richardcomesin.
Richard:
Ally.(heinspectsunderthedoors)
Ally:
Rich...Richard,RichardI’minthebathroom.
Richard:
Ohwellunisex.Studiesshowithelpsemployeesbreedfamiliarity.Solongastheydon’tcomeintojustbreed.(laughs)It’s...uh..Seriously,isworkingwithBillygoingtobeaproblem?
Ican’tdoanythingaboutitbutI’dbehappytosympathize.
Ally:
Yeah.Beforewegettothat,ifyoudon’tobjectIhavethislawsuitagainstJackBillingsandIhaveadepositionscheduledforFriday.
Richard:
Saynomore.Youcandoitfromhere.Wewouldbehappytoleadthecharge.
Ally:
Great.Great.So,uhwho’syourbestlitigator?
Richard:
ThatwouldbeBilly.
Ally:
Ohthatwouldfigure.Who’syoursecondbest?
Richard:
Ally,thislawsuit,isitmoreaboutaccountingforyourselfordoyouwanttogiveittoBillings?
Isensethatyou’dliketogrindupthisguy’sheadandfeeditthroughhisintestines.
Ally:
Somethinglikethat.
Richard:
ThengowithBilly.He’syourman.
Richardleaves.
Ally (thinks):
GowithBilly.He’smyman.
Aflat–Thebathroom
Allyiswearingabraandisactuallydoinghermake-up.Herroommateisatthedoor–wideopened.
Renée:
It’llkillyou,gettingupearly.
Ally:
Idon’thavetogetupearlier.
Renée:
Workingwithyourex-boyfriend,hairandmakeupaloneisanextrahalfhour.
Ally:
Renee,Istoppedcaring3yearsago.
Renée:
That’swhyyou’reinherechangingliplinerandwishingyourbreastswerebigger.
Ally:
Out.Out.Out.
Renéeleaves,Allyclosesthedoor.
Ally (thinks):
Idowishmybreastswerebigger.Nothuge,but...lesssmall.They...theycould...I’dlookgoodlesssmall.
Allylooksatherselfinthemirrorseeingherbreastsgrowinguntilherbrabreaks.
Cage/Fish&associates–Hall.
Richard:
Ally,there’snoprecedentforenjoininganautobiographicalarticle.
Ally:
Butaministerandanun?
Elaine:
Icolor-codedthepleadings,notice,motionsandmemo.IalsoknowtheclerkinsecondsessionsoIputinagoodword.
Ally (thinks):
IthinkElaine,whiletellingyouwhat’sbeendonereallyonlywantsyoutoknowshe’stheonedoingit.Peoplelikethis,Iimaginetheirheadsgrowingwhentheyspeak.(actuallyEV’sheadgrows)Itcouldbeme.I...Idon’tknow.
Elaine:
I’llberightback.
Richard:
RememberyourlawreviewarticleonFortune500’sfederalandstatetaxation?
Ally:
Yeah;I’mstilltryingtosellthemovierights.
Richard (laughs):
Seriously,we’vegotameetingcomingupwithcounselforAirNational.Youcouldpossiblybeofhelp.Thisisaverybigopportunity...
Ally (thinks):
Helphow?
Whatdoeshewantmetodo?
Iknowhowhelandsclients.Heeitherdroolswithsympathy,makesthemfeelheard...
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