高中英语《Frinds老友记》第7季中英文对照完整剧本705 The One With The Engagement Picture素材.docx
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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第7季中英文对照完整剧本705TheOneWithTheEngagementPicture素材
705TheOneWithTheEngagementPicture
[Scene:
Monica,Chandler,andPhoebe's,MonicaandPhoebearegoingthroughabunchofpicturesasChandlerenters.]
Chandler:
Hey.
Monica:
What’sthematter?
Chandler:
Someoneonthesubwaylickedmyneck!
Lickedmyneck!
!
Phoebe:
OhWillie’sstillalive!
Chandler:
Whatareyouguysdoing?
M
onica:
Oh,mymomcalled,they’regonnarunourengagementannouncementinthelocalpaper,sowe’relookingforagoodpictureofus.
Chandler:
Oooh,I’mafraidthatdoesnotexist.
Monica:
That’snottrue,therearegreatpicturesofus!
Chandler:
No,therearegreatpicturesofyoustandingnexttoaguywho’sgoinglikethis…（Makeswhatcanonlybedescribedasatoothyfrown.Henceforth,thisshallbeknownasTheFace.）
Phoebe:
OhmyGod!
That’sthecreepthatyou’rewithattheStatueofLiberty.
Chandler:
Idon’tknowwhatitis,Ijustcan’ttakeagoodpicture.
Monica:
（lookingatone）Oh,here’s
agreatone.
Chandler:
Yeah,I’mnotintha
t.
Monica:
Iknow,butlookatmealltan.
Phoebe:
Hey,whydon’tyouguysgo,getportraitsdonebyaprofessionalphotographer.
Monica:
That’sagoodidea!
Ibettheyhaveoneofthosewindmachines!
Y’know…（Doesthewholehairblowinginthewindmodeltypeposes.）
Phoebe:
Yeahthat’sgreat!
Nexttothat,Chandlerwon’tlooksostupid.
Monica:
Chandlerwhatdoyousay?
Chandler:
Allright,butIshouldwarnyou,I’mnotgoing.I’mgoing.（DoesTheFacewhilesayingthatlastpart.）
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
CentralPerk,RachelissitingonthecouchasRossandChandlerenterafterplayingbasketball.]
Ross:
（ToChandler）Dude,thatreverselay-up!
Oh…
Chandler:
Howaboutthosethreepointers?
Ross:
Amazing!
Chandler:
Andthoseguyswerethis（Doingthestandard"ThisClose"gesture）closetolettin’usplaythistimetoo.
（Theybothgetdejectedandgositdown.）
Rachel:
Heylook-look,Phoebe’stalkingtouh,CuteCoffeehouseGuy.
Ross:
Oh,youguyscallhimCuteCoffeehouseGuy,wecallhimHumsWhileHePees.
Chandler:
Yes,andwecallRossLingersInTheBathroom.
Phoebe:
（returning）Heyyouguys,HumsWhileHePeesjustaskedmeout!
Rachel:
Hey,Ithoughtthatguywasmarried.
Phoebe:
Heis!
Buthe’sgettingdivorced—Ross!
Maybeyouknowhim.
Ross:
It’snotaclub.
Rachel:
Phoebe,ifthisguy’sgoingthroughadivorce,isitsuchagoodideatostartgoingoutwithhim?
Ross:
Hey,divorcedmenarenotbadmen!
Chandler:
Theyhavethatonthenapkinsattheclub.
Rachel:
Oh,Igottagetbacktowork.
Phoebe:
Youdon’thavetobebackforahalf-hour!
Rachel:
Yeahbut,myassistantTagdoessit-upsintheofficeduringlunch.Ohh!
Icouldjustspreadhimonacracker.
Chandler:
Rach,ifyouhaveacrushonthisguy,whywouldyouhirehim?
Imeany’knowyoucan’tdatehimright?
Rachel:
Ohno,Iknowthat.Iknowthat.Although,wemadeajokethatwespendsomuchtimetogetherheshouldcallmehisworkwife.
Ross:
Soonhe’llbeabletocallyou,thatladyheknewwhogotfired.
Rachel:
Iamnotgonnagetfired,becauseI’mnotgonnaactonit.
Phoebe:
Soyouwouldn’tmindifhewasdatingsomeoneelse?
Rachel:
Why?
Ishe?
Heis!
Isn’the?
He’sdatingthatslutinmarketing!
Ross:
MaybeIshouldopenadivorcedmen’sclub.
Chandler:
Dudethatissosad.
Ross:
Icouldputuh-uhabasketballcourtintheback.
Chandler:
CouldIplay?
[Scene:
Rachel’sOuterOffice,she’sreturningfromlunchtoseeTagnotdoinghissit-ups.]
Rachel:
Oh,nosit-upstodayTag?
Tag:
Ijustdidthem.
Rachel:
Oh,welldropandgivemetenmore!
Tag:
What?
Rachel:
Uh,I-Ihadadrinkwithlunch.Didthosecostreportscomein?
Tag:
Yeah,Ifilledthemoutlastnight?
Rachel:
Oh,greatcouldyoumakemefourcopiesofthose?
（HegetsuptomakethecopiesleavingRachelalonewithhisstuff.ShenoticeshissweaterinhisbackpackandholdsituptohernoseasMelissa,acoworker,walksup.）
Melissa:
HeyRachel!
Rachel:
（startled）Ahh,hi!
Hi!
Melissa,what’sup?
I’mjustuh,abouttoumm,goouttothestoretogetsomestufftoputinmybackpack.Y’know,likedriedfruitandgranolaandstuff.What’sup?
（Shehasputonthebackpack.）
Melissa:
Umm,isTaghere?
Rachel:
No.Why?
Melissa:
Oh,Iwasgonnatalktohimaboutdoingsomethingtonight.
Rachel:
Really?
!
GotalittlecrushonTagtheredoya?
Melissa:
Well,we’vebeenflirtingbackandforth,butIwashopingthattonightitwouldturnintosomethingalittlemorethanthat.
Rachel:
Okay,whoa-whoaeasythereMelissa!
Thisain’talockerroom,okay?
But,y’knowIrememberhimsayingthat-thathehadplanstonight.
Melissa:
Ohno!
Rachel:
Ohyeah.Allright,backtowork.
Melissa:
Hey!
Isn’tthatTag’sbackpack.
Rachel:
YeahMelissa,Idon’twanttobeknownastheuh,officebitch,butIwillcallyoursupervisor.
（Melissabeatsahastyretreat.）
[Scene:
APortraitStudio,ChandlerandMonicaaretryingtotaketheirengagementpicture.Monicahasabeautifulsmile,whileChandlerisn’t.]
ThePhotographer:
（takingpictures）Great!
That’sgreatMonica!
Great!
Now,Chandler,youwanttogiveusasmile?
Chandler:
Okay.（DoesTheFace.）
ThePhotographer:
I’msorry,istheseatuncomfortable?
Chandler:
No,Iam.
Monica:
Chandler,listentomesweetie,Iknowyoucandothis.Okay?
Youhaveabeautifulsmile.
Chandler:
Ido?
（Hesmiles,beautifully.）
Monica:
Yeah!
（Theyturntothecamera,andChandlerdoesTheFaceagain.）Allright,maybeyoudon’thavetosmile.Let’strysomethingelse.Let’stryumm,trylookingsexy.
Chandler:
Okay.（You’llhavetoseeit,Ican’tdescribethefacehemakes,butitisn’tgood.）
Monica:
Ornot.
[Scene:
Rachel’sOffice,Joeyisknockingonthedoorholdingahandoveraspotonhisshirt.]
Rachel:
HiJoey!
Whatareyoudoinghere?
Joey:
Uhh,wellI’vegotanauditiondownthestreetandIspilledsaucealloverthefrontofmyshirt.（Removeshishandtorevealahugesaucestain.）Yougotanextraone?
Rachel:
Yeah,sure.Umm…here.（Handshimone.）
Joey:
Great.（Hedoesn’tlikeit.）Yougotanythingthat’snotRalphLauren?
Rachel:
Yeah,Idon’tthinksoJoe.
Joey:
Allright,Iguessthiswillbefine.
Rachel:
Hey,listenumm,what-whatareyoudoingtonight?
Joey:
Nothing,why?
Rachel:
HowwouldyoufeelabouttakingoutmyassistantTag?
I’llpay.
Joey:
Huh,RachIgottosayit’sgonnatakealotofmoneyformetogooutonadatewithadude.
Rachel:
I’mnotaskingyoutogoonadatewithhim!
Joey:
Really?
‘CauseIcouldkindausethemoney.
Rachel:
Joey,just-justhe-he’snewintownandIknowhedoesn’thaveanyguyfriends.Justtakehimtolikeaballgameorsomething.I’llreallyappreciateit.
Joey:
Yeah,okay.
Rachel:
Yeah?
Joey:
Sure,noproblem.（Seessomething.）Ooh—Hey,donuts!
Rachel:
Yeah!
Joey:
Okay.（Hegrabsajellydonut,takesabite,andguesswhathespillsalloverhimself.Hetriestocleanitupandsmearsitallovertheshirt.）
[Scene:
APortraitStudio,ChandlerandMonicaarestilltryingtogetthepicturetaken.]
Monica:
Iknow.Let’stryalook…offaroff…wonderment.Okay,we’ll-we’llgazeintoourfutureandwe’llthinkaboutourmarriageandthedaystocome.（Chandlerisstillnotgettingit.）Chandler!
Whatisthematterwithyourface?
!
Imeanthispictureissupposedtosay"GellerandBingtobemarried,"not"Localwomansavesdrowningmoron!
"（Thephotographerlaughs.）Hey!
Don’tlaughathim!
He’smydrowningmoron!
Chandler:
Aww!
（Smiles.）
Monica:
That’sit!
Takeit!
Takeit!
Takeit!
（ChandlerturnstothecameraanddoesTheFace.）
[Scene:
CentralPerk,Chandler,Monica,andRossaregoingoverthepictureproofs.]
Ross:
Ilikethisone.（Pointstoit.）Itseemstosay,"Iloveyouandthat’swhyIhavetokillyou."
Monica:
Theycan’tallbebad.（ToChandler）Findtheonewhereyoumakeyourbedroomeyes.Ohh,thereitis.
Chandler:
OhmyGod!
Thosearemybedroomeyes?
!
Whydidyoueversleepwithme?
Monica:
Doyoureallywanttopullatthatthread?
（PhoebeenterswithHumsWhileHePeesalsoknownasKyle.）
Phoebe:
I’mhavingareallygoodtime!
HumsWhileHePees:
Metoo!
I’msorrythatguyinthesubwaylickedyourneck.
Phoebe:
Ohh.
Nothat’sokay,he’safriend.
HumsWhileHePees:
Heyuh,Idon’tmeantobepresumptuousbutIhavethesetwoticketstotheballroomdancingfinalstomorrownightifyouwanttogo?
Phoebe:
Yeah,I…Welly’knowI-ImeanImissedthe-thesemi-finals,soI’djustbelost.
HumsWhileHePees:
Iknowit’sreallylame,butIgottheseticketsfrommybossand—Ohno!
No!
No!
MyGod!
Phoebe:
Okay,don’tfreakout.I’llgo.
HumsWhileHePees:
Noit’s…Uh,myex-wifeWhitneyisoutthere.Icannotdealwithherrightnow.Thatwomaniscrazy!
Phoebe:
Okay,Iknow.Holdon.（Shewalksovertothecouch.）HeyRoss?
Ross:
Yeah?
Phoebe:
Yeah,ummthat’sWhitney（Points）,Kyle’sex-wifeoutthere,nowdoyouthinkthatyoucany’knowdiverthersothatwecanslipout?
Ross:
What?
!
No!
Phoebe:
WellokaybutIhavetwoticketstotheballroomdancefinals.（SheholdsuptheticketsthatKylegaveher.）
Ross:
Look,Idon’tthinksoPheebs.（Pause）Allright,I’lldoit.Butjustbecauseyou’reafriend.（GrabstheticketsandheadstodivertWhitney.）
[Scene:
Ross'sapartment,Rossisdancingaroundhisliv
ingroomasPhoebeenters,catchingandstartlinghim.]
Phoebe:
HiGinger.
Ross:
A
llright!
Iwantmykeyback!
Phoebe:
Idon’thaveit!
Ross:
It’srightthere!
（Pointstoherhand.）
Phoebe:
Ugh,okaySherlock!
（Handsoverthekey.）
Ross:
Look,I’msorrybutyou-you-youbettergoPheebs.
Phoebe:
Allright,wellIjustwantedtosaythankyouthoughfordivertingKyle’sex.
Ross:
Ohyeah—No—You’rewelcome.We’lltalkaboutitlater.
Phoebe:
Okay.
（Rossopensthedoor
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