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Wecomeinpeace

forcatsandmiceeverywhere.

Hey,howyoudoing?

Goodtoseeyou.

Thanksforcomingout.

Itchy,,,,Itchy,,,,

Boring!

Dad,wecan'tseethemovie.

Ican'tbeIievewe'repayingtosee

somethingwegetonTVforfree.

Ifyouaskme,everybodyinthistheater

isagiantsucker.

EspeciaIIyyou.

EspeciaIIyyou.

Movieonthebigscreen!

Excuseme.Myheinieisdipping.

AIIright,weII,

thanksaIotforcoming.

We'vebeenpIaying

forthreeandahaIfhours.

Nowwe'dIikejustaminuteofyourtime

tosaysomethingabouttheenvironment.

-Yousuck!

-ShutupandpIay!

-Preachy!

-We'renotbeingpreachy.

ButthepoIIutioninyourIake,

it'sdissoIvingourbarge.

Ithoughttheytouchedon

avitaIissue.

Ibegtodiffer.

GentIemen,it'sbeenanhonor

pIayingwithyoutonight.

FortheIatestrockband

todieinourtown...

...Lord,hearourprayer.

Lord,hearourprayer.

IhatebeingIate.

WeII,Ihategoing.

Whycan'tIworshiptheLord

inmyownway...

...byprayingIikeheIIonmydeathbed?

Homer,theycanhearyouinside.

ReIax.Thosepiousmoronsaretoobusy

taIkingtotheirphony-baIoneyGod.

Howyoudoing?

Peacebewithyou.

PraiseJebus.

TodayI'dIiketotrysomething

aIittIedifferent.

I'mgoingtocaIIononeofyou!

Now,thewordofGod

dweIIswithineveryone.

IwantyoutoIetthatwordout.

Letyourspirit--

Whatisit,Ned?

ThegoodLordisteIIingme

toconfesstosomething.

Gay,gay,gay.

Animmodestsenseofpride

inourcommunity.

SomebodyeIse?

LettheLord'sIightshineuponyou.

FeeIthespirit.

Letitout!

HorribIe,horribIethings

aregoingtohappen!

Andthey'regonnahappentoyou!

Andyou!

Andyou!

Andyou.

Whoa,neIIy!

PeopIeofSpringfieId,

heedthiswarning:

TwistedtaiI!

Athousandeyes!

Trappedforever!

Dad,dosomething!

Thisbookdoesn'thaveanyanswers!

Beware!

Beware!

Timeisshort!

BeIieveme!

BeIieveme!

ThanksforIistening.

Okay,whowantswaffIes?

Ido,Ido,Ido!

Waitaminute.WhataboutGrampa?

-Iwantsyrup!

-Iwantstrawberries!

Somethinghappenedtothatman.

I'IIteIIyouwhathappenedtohim.

Acertainsomeonehadaseniormoment.

Butthat'sokay,becauseweIovehim

andwegotafreerugoutofit.

Whatisthepointofgoingtochurch

everySunday...

...whenifsomeoneweIovehasagenuine

reIigiousexperience,weignoreit?

Right,Grampa?

IwantbananasonmywaffIes.

Irestmycase.

I'mnotdroppingthis.

Waitaminute.I'mstiIIinthecar.

Oh,right.

''Takeouthornets'nest.''

Check.''FixsinkhoIe.''

Check.

''Re-shingIeroof''?

Steady.

Steady.

Why,youIittIe--!

I'IIteachyoutoIaugh

atsomethingthat'sfunny!

Youknow,weareontheroof.

WecouIdhavesomefun.

Whatkindoffun?

Howaboutadarecontest?

Thatsoundsfun.Idareyouto...

...cIimbtheTVantenna!

-Pieceofcake.

-Earthquake!

Aftershock!

Homer,Idon'tmean

tobeaNervousPervis...

...butifhefaIIs,couIdn'tthat

makeyourboyaparapIege-arino?

Shutup,FIanders.

-Yeah,shutup,FIanders.

-WeIIsaid,boy.

Steady.Steady.

Steady....

HeIIo.Sorrytobotheryou

onaSunday...

...butI'msureyou'reasworriedabout

thepoIIutioninLakeSpringfieIdasIam.

LakeSpringfieIdhashigherIeveIs

ofmercurythanev--

Why,it'stheIittIegirI

whosavedmycat.

LakeSpringfieIdis--

Comeonover,Lisa.

Youcancanvassme

asIongasyouwant.

MiIhouse,youdon'tcare

abouttheenvironment.

Hey.Iamverypassionate

aboutthepIanet.

SaygIobaIwarmingisamyth.

It'samyth!

Furtherstudyisneeded!

That'sforseIIingoutyourbeIiefs.

Oh,poorMiIhouse.

Dreamcomingtrue.

AreyouawarethataIeakyfaucet

canwasteover--?

TwothousandgaIIonsayear.

-TurningoffIightscansave--

-EnoughenergytopowerPittsburgh.

Andifwekeptourthermostats

atinwinter--

We'dbefreefromourdependency

onforeignoiIinyears.

I'mCoIin.

Ihaven'tseenyouatschooI.

MovedfromIreIand.

Mydad'samusician.

-Ishe...?

-He'snotBono.

-Ijustthought,becauseyou'reIrishand--

-He'snotBono.

DoyoupIay?

Justpiano,guitar,trumpet,

drumsandbass.

He'spuregold,

Foronceinyourlife,becool,

Soisyournameaspretty

asyourface?

Youokaythere?

Twistedtail!

Athousandeyes!

Trappedforever!

WhatcouIdthatbe?

IbeIieveit'sthesound

theGreenLanternmade...

...whenSinestrothrewhim

intoavatofacid.

Yeah.Thanksforcomingover.

Thanksforgivingme

yourpregnancypants.

NeverknowncomfortIikethis.

WhydidIsuggestthis?

AIIright,boy,

timefortheuItimatedare.

Idareyoutoskateboard

toKrustyBurgerandback...

...naked.

-Hownaked?

-Fourthbase.

GirIsmightseemydoodIe.

Oh,Isee.ThenIhereby

decIareyouchickenforIife.

Everymorning,you'IIwakeupto

''Goodmorning,chicken.''

Atyourwedding,I'IIsing:

IIikemennow.

Don'tIookwhereI'mpointing!

Stopinthenameof

Americansqueamishness!

Boys,beforeweeat,don'tforget

tothanktheLordforthisbountifuI--

Penis?

!

-BountifuIpenis.

-BountifuIpenis.

Amen.

Listen,kid,nobodyIikeswearingcIothes

inpubIic,but,youknow,it'stheIaw.

Lunchtime!

Youcan'tjustIeavemeouthere.

Don'tworry,wefound

afriendforyoutopIaywith.

NeIson,honey,wherehaveyoubeen?

-Dad!

-WhatseemstobetheprobIem,officers?

TeIIhimyoudaredmetodoit.

Ifthat'strue,thenyoushouIdbe

takingtheraphere,notyourson.

Andwhathappenstome

ifit'smyfauIt?

You'IIhavetoattend

aone-hourparentingcIass.

ItwasaIIhisidea!

He'soutofcontroI,IteIIyou!

I'matmywits'end.

It'sso....

Seeyouincourt,kid.

Okay,son,Iet'sgetsomeIunch.

DidyouatIeastbringmycIothes?

Shirt,socks,everythingyouneed.

-Youdidn'tbringmypants.

-WhoamI,TommyBahama?

ThisistheworstdayofmyIife.

TheworstdayofyourIifesofar.

-Say,Bart?

-Whatdoyouwant,FIanders?

Ifyouneedpants,

Icarryanextrapair.

Youknowhowboysare,

aIwaysprayingthroughtheknees.

WhyareyouheIpingme?

I'mnotyourkid.

We'reneighbors.I'msureyourfather

wouIddothesameformyboys.

Thankyou.

-Hey,what'swithyou?

-YoureaIIywannaknow?

OfcourseIdo.

Whatkindofafather

wouIdn'tcareabout--?

Apigwearingahat!

Action.

Hey,hey!

It'syouroIdpaIKrusty,

formynewporksandwich,theKIogger.

Ifyoucanfindagreasiersandwich,

you'reinMexico!

Andwe'recIear.

Perfect.Cut,print,kiIIthepig.

What--?

!

Youcan'tkiIIhim

ifhe'swearingpeopIecIothes!

You'recominghomewithme.

''Athousandeyes.''

WhatcouIdthatbe?

I'mprettysure

athousandisanumber.

Hey,Marge.Isn'titgreatbeingmarried

tosomeonewho'sreckIessIyimpuIsive?

ActuaIIy,it'sagedmehorribIy.

ThensayheIIo

tothenewestSimpson.

Homer!

IbeIievewhathappenedinchurch

wasawarningaboutpreciseIythis.

PIease,getridofthatpig.

Oh,you'regonnaIovehim.

Look,hedoesanimpressionofyou.

YounaiIedher.

HeaIsodoesme.

YousmiIed.I'moffthehook.

Oh,youhavesomanyIooks.

Sothat'swhatsnugis.

Who'sagoodpig?

Who'sagoodpig?

Roughday,huh,son?

Youdon'tknowwhatroughis,sister.

Bart,youknow,whenevermyboys

bakeupabatchoffrownies...

...Itakethemfishing.

Doesyourdadevertakeyoufishing?

Dad,it'snotfairtouseabugzapper

tocatchthefish.

IfyouIovefishIikeIdo,

youwantthemtodiewithdignity.

IthinkIhaveanibbIe.

Ithinkfishingmightbe

morefunwithyou.

Oh,great.Now,howabout

Ifixyousomecocoa?

Noway.Cocoa'sforwusses.

WeII,sir,ifyouchangeyourmind,

it'sonthewindowsiII.

Oh,myGod.

Oh,wait.Ididn'tteIIyouthebestpart.

HeIovestheenvironment.

Oh,wait!

IstiIIdidn'tteIIyou

thebestpart.He'sgotanIrishbrogue.

No,no,wait!

IstiIIdidn'tteIIyouthebestpart.

He'snotimaginary!

Oh,honey,that'sgreat.

Buttheverybestthing

isthatheIistenstoyou.

Becausenothingmeansmore

thanforamanto--

Howdidthepigtracks

getontheceiIing?

Spider-Pig,Spider-Pig

DoeswhateveraSpider-Pigdoes

Canheswingfromaweb?

No,hecan't,he'sapig

Lookout

HeistheSpider-Pig

Arewehavingfunyet?

Wearenow.You'vegotabite.

Whoa,mama!

Oh,no,mygoodpoIe!

You'renotstrangIingme.

Whatthe--?

StrangIing'sonIygoodfor....

WeII,it'snotgoodforanything.

TheonIytimeyoushouId

Iayhandsonaboy...

...istogivehim

agoodpatontheback.

Hey,whattheheIIareyou--?

Onemoretime.

Honey,I'mhome.

Weareatthetippingpoint,peopIe.

Ifwedon'tdosomethingnow....

I'msorry,IIostmytrainofthought.

Isn'thedreamy?

Agreed.

Okay,sohere'sthebottomIine:

Ifwedon'tchangeourways

rightnow...

...poIIutioninLakeSpringfieId

wiIIbeatthisIeveI.

That'snotsobad.

No,theIiftisstuck.

AmIgettingthroughtoanyone?

HeII,yeah.

Weneedanewoneofthosethings.

AIIinfavorofanewscissorIift,

say''aye.''

-Aye.

-No!

ThisIakeisjustonepieceoftrash

awayfromatoxicnightmare.

ButIknewyouwouIdn'tIisten.

SoItooktheIibertyofpouringwater

fromtheIakeinaIIyourdrinkinggIasses.

ThisiswhyweshouIdhatekids.

Thisisserious,peopIe.

NomoredumpingintheIake.

IherebydecIareastateofemergency.

CodebIack.

BIack?

That'stheworstcoIorthereis.

-Nooffensethere,CarI.

-IgetitaIIthetime.

Sorry,sorry.NodumpingintheIake.

Fine.IwiIIputmyyardtrimmings

inacarcompactor.

Chief,Ithinktherewas

adeadbodyinthere.

Ithoughtthattoo,

untiIhesaid''yardtrimmings.''

YougottaIearntoIisten,Lou.

Letusnowmakesure

thisbarrieriscompIeteIyidiot-proof.

-CIetus.

-Yessum?

Tryto