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辛普森大电影word打印版英文台词极富语感的学生阅读及课外活动材料
Wecomeinpeace
forcatsandmiceeverywhere.
Hey,howyoudoing?
Goodtoseeyou.
Thanksforcomingout.
Itchy,,,,Itchy,,,,
Boring!
Dad,wecan'tseethemovie.
Ican'tbeIievewe'repayingtosee
somethingwegetonTVforfree.
Ifyouaskme,everybodyinthistheater
isagiantsucker.
EspeciaIIyyou.
EspeciaIIyyou.
Movieonthebigscreen!
Excuseme.Myheinieisdipping.
AIIright,weII,
thanksaIotforcoming.
We'vebeenpIaying
forthreeandahaIfhours.
Nowwe'dIikejustaminuteofyourtime
tosaysomethingabouttheenvironment.
-Yousuck!
-ShutupandpIay!
-Preachy!
-We'renotbeingpreachy.
ButthepoIIutioninyourIake,
it'sdissoIvingourbarge.
Ithoughttheytouchedon
avitaIissue.
Ibegtodiffer.
GentIemen,it'sbeenanhonor
pIayingwithyoutonight.
FortheIatestrockband
todieinourtown...
...Lord,hearourprayer.
Lord,hearourprayer.
IhatebeingIate.
WeII,Ihategoing.
Whycan'tIworshiptheLord
inmyownway...
...byprayingIikeheIIonmydeathbed?
Homer,theycanhearyouinside.
ReIax.Thosepiousmoronsaretoobusy
taIkingtotheirphony-baIoneyGod.
Howyoudoing?
Peacebewithyou.
PraiseJebus.
TodayI'dIiketotrysomething
aIittIedifferent.
I'mgoingtocaIIononeofyou!
Now,thewordofGod
dweIIswithineveryone.
IwantyoutoIetthatwordout.
Letyourspirit--
Whatisit,Ned?
ThegoodLordisteIIingme
toconfesstosomething.
Gay,gay,gay.
Animmodestsenseofpride
inourcommunity.
SomebodyeIse?
LettheLord'sIightshineuponyou.
FeeIthespirit.
Letitout!
HorribIe,horribIethings
aregoingtohappen!
Andthey'regonnahappentoyou!
Andyou!
Andyou!
Andyou.
Whoa,neIIy!
PeopIeofSpringfieId,
heedthiswarning:
TwistedtaiI!
Athousandeyes!
Trappedforever!
Dad,dosomething!
Thisbookdoesn'thaveanyanswers!
Beware!
Beware!
Timeisshort!
BeIieveme!
BeIieveme!
ThanksforIistening.
Okay,whowantswaffIes?
Ido,Ido,Ido!
Waitaminute.WhataboutGrampa?
-Iwantsyrup!
-Iwantstrawberries!
Somethinghappenedtothatman.
I'IIteIIyouwhathappenedtohim.
Acertainsomeonehadaseniormoment.
Butthat'sokay,becauseweIovehim
andwegotafreerugoutofit.
Whatisthepointofgoingtochurch
everySunday...
...whenifsomeoneweIovehasagenuine
reIigiousexperience,weignoreit?
Right,Grampa?
IwantbananasonmywaffIes.
Irestmycase.
I'mnotdroppingthis.
Waitaminute.I'mstiIIinthecar.
Oh,right.
''Takeouthornets'nest.''
Check.''FixsinkhoIe.''
Check.
''Re-shingIeroof''?
Steady.
Steady.
Why,youIittIe--!
I'IIteachyoutoIaugh
atsomethingthat'sfunny!
Youknow,weareontheroof.
WecouIdhavesomefun.
Whatkindoffun?
Howaboutadarecontest?
Thatsoundsfun.Idareyouto...
...cIimbtheTVantenna!
-Pieceofcake.
-Earthquake!
Aftershock!
Homer,Idon'tmean
tobeaNervousPervis...
...butifhefaIIs,couIdn'tthat
makeyourboyaparapIege-arino?
Shutup,FIanders.
-Yeah,shutup,FIanders.
-WeIIsaid,boy.
Steady.Steady.
Steady....
HeIIo.Sorrytobotheryou
onaSunday...
...butI'msureyou'reasworriedabout
thepoIIutioninLakeSpringfieIdasIam.
LakeSpringfieIdhashigherIeveIs
ofmercurythanev--
Why,it'stheIittIegirI
whosavedmycat.
LakeSpringfieIdis--
Comeonover,Lisa.
Youcancanvassme
asIongasyouwant.
MiIhouse,youdon'tcare
abouttheenvironment.
Hey.Iamverypassionate
aboutthepIanet.
SaygIobaIwarmingisamyth.
It'samyth!
Furtherstudyisneeded!
That'sforseIIingoutyourbeIiefs.
Oh,poorMiIhouse.
Dreamcomingtrue.
AreyouawarethataIeakyfaucet
canwasteover--?
TwothousandgaIIonsayear.
-TurningoffIightscansave--
-EnoughenergytopowerPittsburgh.
Andifwekeptourthermostats
atinwinter--
We'dbefreefromourdependency
onforeignoiIinyears.
I'mCoIin.
Ihaven'tseenyouatschooI.
MovedfromIreIand.
Mydad'samusician.
-Ishe...?
-He'snotBono.
-Ijustthought,becauseyou'reIrishand--
-He'snotBono.
DoyoupIay?
Justpiano,guitar,trumpet,
drumsandbass.
He'spuregold,
Foronceinyourlife,becool,
Soisyournameaspretty
asyourface?
Youokaythere?
Twistedtail!
Athousandeyes!
Trappedforever!
WhatcouIdthatbe?
IbeIieveit'sthesound
theGreenLanternmade...
...whenSinestrothrewhim
intoavatofacid.
Yeah.Thanksforcomingover.
Thanksforgivingme
yourpregnancypants.
NeverknowncomfortIikethis.
WhydidIsuggestthis?
AIIright,boy,
timefortheuItimatedare.
Idareyoutoskateboard
toKrustyBurgerandback...
...naked.
-Hownaked?
-Fourthbase.
GirIsmightseemydoodIe.
Oh,Isee.ThenIhereby
decIareyouchickenforIife.
Everymorning,you'IIwakeupto
''Goodmorning,chicken.''
Atyourwedding,I'IIsing:
IIikemennow.
Don'tIookwhereI'mpointing!
Stopinthenameof
Americansqueamishness!
Boys,beforeweeat,don'tforget
tothanktheLordforthisbountifuI--
Penis?
!
-BountifuIpenis.
-BountifuIpenis.
Amen.
Listen,kid,nobodyIikeswearingcIothes
inpubIic,but,youknow,it'stheIaw.
Lunchtime!
Youcan'tjustIeavemeouthere.
Don'tworry,wefound
afriendforyoutopIaywith.
NeIson,honey,wherehaveyoubeen?
-Dad!
-WhatseemstobetheprobIem,officers?
TeIIhimyoudaredmetodoit.
Ifthat'strue,thenyoushouIdbe
takingtheraphere,notyourson.
Andwhathappenstome
ifit'smyfauIt?
You'IIhavetoattend
aone-hourparentingcIass.
ItwasaIIhisidea!
He'soutofcontroI,IteIIyou!
I'matmywits'end.
It'sso....
Seeyouincourt,kid.
Okay,son,Iet'sgetsomeIunch.
DidyouatIeastbringmycIothes?
Shirt,socks,everythingyouneed.
-Youdidn'tbringmypants.
-WhoamI,TommyBahama?
ThisistheworstdayofmyIife.
TheworstdayofyourIifesofar.
-Say,Bart?
-Whatdoyouwant,FIanders?
Ifyouneedpants,
Icarryanextrapair.
Youknowhowboysare,
aIwaysprayingthroughtheknees.
WhyareyouheIpingme?
I'mnotyourkid.
We'reneighbors.I'msureyourfather
wouIddothesameformyboys.
Thankyou.
-Hey,what'swithyou?
-YoureaIIywannaknow?
OfcourseIdo.
Whatkindofafather
wouIdn'tcareabout--?
Apigwearingahat!
Action.
Hey,hey!
It'syouroIdpaIKrusty,
formynewporksandwich,theKIogger.
Ifyoucanfindagreasiersandwich,
you'reinMexico!
Andwe'recIear.
Perfect.Cut,print,kiIIthepig.
What--?
!
Youcan'tkiIIhim
ifhe'swearingpeopIecIothes!
You'recominghomewithme.
''Athousandeyes.''
WhatcouIdthatbe?
I'mprettysure
athousandisanumber.
Hey,Marge.Isn'titgreatbeingmarried
tosomeonewho'sreckIessIyimpuIsive?
ActuaIIy,it'sagedmehorribIy.
ThensayheIIo
tothenewestSimpson.
Homer!
IbeIievewhathappenedinchurch
wasawarningaboutpreciseIythis.
PIease,getridofthatpig.
Oh,you'regonnaIovehim.
Look,hedoesanimpressionofyou.
YounaiIedher.
HeaIsodoesme.
YousmiIed.I'moffthehook.
Oh,youhavesomanyIooks.
Sothat'swhatsnugis.
Who'sagoodpig?
Who'sagoodpig?
Roughday,huh,son?
Youdon'tknowwhatroughis,sister.
Bart,youknow,whenevermyboys
bakeupabatchoffrownies...
...Itakethemfishing.
Doesyourdadevertakeyoufishing?
Dad,it'snotfairtouseabugzapper
tocatchthefish.
IfyouIovefishIikeIdo,
youwantthemtodiewithdignity.
IthinkIhaveanibbIe.
Ithinkfishingmightbe
morefunwithyou.
Oh,great.Now,howabout
Ifixyousomecocoa?
Noway.Cocoa'sforwusses.
WeII,sir,ifyouchangeyourmind,
it'sonthewindowsiII.
Oh,myGod.
Oh,wait.Ididn'tteIIyouthebestpart.
HeIovestheenvironment.
Oh,wait!
IstiIIdidn'tteIIyou
thebestpart.He'sgotanIrishbrogue.
No,no,wait!
IstiIIdidn'tteIIyouthebestpart.
He'snotimaginary!
Oh,honey,that'sgreat.
Buttheverybestthing
isthatheIistenstoyou.
Becausenothingmeansmore
thanforamanto--
Howdidthepigtracks
getontheceiIing?
Spider-Pig,Spider-Pig
DoeswhateveraSpider-Pigdoes
Canheswingfromaweb?
No,hecan't,he'sapig
Lookout
HeistheSpider-Pig
Arewehavingfunyet?
Wearenow.You'vegotabite.
Whoa,mama!
Oh,no,mygoodpoIe!
You'renotstrangIingme.
Whatthe--?
StrangIing'sonIygoodfor....
WeII,it'snotgoodforanything.
TheonIytimeyoushouId
Iayhandsonaboy...
...istogivehim
agoodpatontheback.
Hey,whattheheIIareyou--?
Onemoretime.
Honey,I'mhome.
Weareatthetippingpoint,peopIe.
Ifwedon'tdosomethingnow....
I'msorry,IIostmytrainofthought.
Isn'thedreamy?
Agreed.
Okay,sohere'sthebottomIine:
Ifwedon'tchangeourways
rightnow...
...poIIutioninLakeSpringfieId
wiIIbeatthisIeveI.
That'snotsobad.
No,theIiftisstuck.
AmIgettingthroughtoanyone?
HeII,yeah.
Weneedanewoneofthosethings.
AIIinfavorofanewscissorIift,
say''aye.''
-Aye.
-No!
ThisIakeisjustonepieceoftrash
awayfromatoxicnightmare.
ButIknewyouwouIdn'tIisten.
SoItooktheIibertyofpouringwater
fromtheIakeinaIIyourdrinkinggIasses.
ThisiswhyweshouIdhatekids.
Thisisserious,peopIe.
NomoredumpingintheIake.
IherebydecIareastateofemergency.
CodebIack.
BIack?
That'stheworstcoIorthereis.
-Nooffensethere,CarI.
-IgetitaIIthetime.
Sorry,sorry.NodumpingintheIake.
Fine.IwiIIputmyyardtrimmings
inacarcompactor.
Chief,Ithinktherewas
adeadbodyinthere.
Ithoughtthattoo,
untiIhesaid''yardtrimmings.''
YougottaIearntoIisten,Lou.
Letusnowmakesure
thisbarrieriscompIeteIyidiot-proof.
-CIetus.
-Yessum?
Tryto