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ModernFamilyS03E05

你好先生我是杜恩·贝利Hey,sir.DuaneBailey,runningfor,uh,

准备参加镇议员改选towncouncilreelection.

-别看是杜恩·贝利那个混蛋-唉真衰-Oh,don'tlook.There'sthatjerkDuaneBailey.-Oh,yuck.

你说我是不是该损损他Ishouldsaysomethingtohim,shouldn'tI?

实话说我刚刚只是妇唱夫随Igottabehonest,Iwasjustwalkingoffyourtone.

杜恩·贝利是谁我们为什么要恨人家啊Who'sDuaneBaileyandwhydowehatehim?

亲爱的他就是否决我停车牌议案的那货Honey,he'sthatcouncilmanwhoshotdownmystopsign.

-傻大缺-没错-Bigphony-Yeah.

你好我是杜恩·贝利竞选镇议员连任Hey!

DuaneBaileyseekingreelectiontowncouncil.

希望你能投我一票哦HopeIcancountonyourvote.

好啊我一定投你Well,youjustgotit.

你不记得见过我是吧Youdon'tremembermeetingme,doyou.

克莱尔·邓菲上个月镇会议上见过ClaireDunphy,lastmonthtowncouncilmeeting.

哦当然Oh,yesIdo.

我当然记得你YesIrememberyou.

给老娘个停车牌Iwantastopsign.

开个玩笑啦来拿支笔吧Justhavingfun.Here,haveapen.

杜恩·贝利"Duanebailey.

忠诚议员良好市民哈巴小猎犬爱好者Councilman.Citizen.Pugglebreeder."

我爱哈巴小猎犬Ilovethem.

因为那是种族大融合的产物Becausethey'readifferentmixofbreeds,

恰似美利坚合众国justlikeAmerica.

我很赞同他的话克莱尔Ilikewhathe'ssaying,Claire.

-他说的完全狗屁不通-看这个-Heisn'tsayinganything.-Lookathis...

我家路口需要立个停车牌Weneedastopsignatourintersection.

谁都想立停车牌Everyonesaysthat,

若是听之任之Butprettysoon,

我们就要"转角遇到停车牌"了we'restoppingateverysinglecorner.

加拿大倒是停车牌遍布在那儿开车多悲剧啊Whydon'tyougoaskCanadahowthat'sworkingout?

-他真有才-你好我是杜恩·贝利-Henailedit.-Hi.DuaneBailey.

身兼演员编剧导演铁拳勇猛谁敢争先"Actor/writer/directorwhopacksapunch."

-是席尔维斯特·史泰龙-席尔维斯特·史泰龙-Oh,SylvesterStallone.-SylvesterStallone.

我先说的Isaiditfirst.

我的天啊Oh,mygod.

这人居然带孩子来米奇尔Thisguybroughthiskids,Mitchell.

让孩子看这影片这片子可是暴力无下限啊What,tothismovie?

Isn'titsupposedtobesuperviolent?

抱歉我不是想多管闲事但是I'msorry.Idon'tmeantooverstep,butIdon'tknow

这部电影好像有点"少儿不宜"吧thatthismovieisreallyappropriateforchildren.

我都不敢看所以我们才挑白天来I'mterrifiedtoseeit.That'swhywe'rehereduringtheday.

没事我们受得了It'sokay.We'regood.

好吧Okay.

我尽力了Itried.

是啊尽你所能了Yeah.Allyoucando.

知道吗我读过原著的Youknow,I've--I'vereadthisbook,

知道大致剧情的确很可怕AndIknowwhat'sgonnahappen,andit'sverydisturbing.

我觉得您这是自找罪受Ireallythinkyoumightbeinviting

想晚上做噩梦吧someprettyseriousnightmareshere.

兄弟听好我的孩子我做主Hey,buddy,they'remykids.Igotit.

是吗我可不觉得Yeah,butIdon'tthinkyoudo.

小卡小卡他说了他做主Cam.Cam.Hesayshe'sgotit,allright?

你仁至义尽了好好看电影吧Yousaidyourpiece.Justwatchthemovie.

是格温妮丝·帕特洛Oh,uh,GwynethPaltrow.

-您真不该毒害您的孩子...-小卡-Ireallymustinsistyounottraumatizeyourkids...-Cam.

-不该让他们过早接触暴力影片-别说了-byexposingthemtogratuitousviolence...-Stopit.Shh!

-以及血腥影像-爸爸我吓到了-andgraphicdepictionsof---Daddy,I'mscared.

是啊待会儿更吓死你Yeah,well,you'regonnabe.

我最后警告你一次I'mgonnatellyouonemoretime.

-不是我最后警告你一次-好了-No,I'mgonnatellyouonemoretime.-Okay.

人家看的电影是《布偶》Itwas"TheMuppet"Movie.

我们进错放映厅了Wewereinthewrongtheater.

好好看哦我一直都很喜欢布偶系列的Enjoytheshow.IwasalwaysafanoftheMuppets,

尤其是那两个在剧场Especiallythetwoguysinthetheater

-喋喋不休的"好人"-赶紧走-whowouldn'tshutup.-Justleave.

摩登家庭

第三季第五集

-喂-我要晚一点了-Hello?

-I'mrunninglate.

那傻缺让我等了一个多小时Thisknucklehead'skeptmewaitingforoveranhour.

他爸当权的时候都没让我等这么久Ineverhadtowaitlikethiswhenhisdadwasrunningthings.

是啊Yeah.

改朝换代政策变Andsodawasanickel.

直接告诉他你家人要来参加家庭聚会Justtellthemthatyourfamilyiscomingover.

那货把他老爸都给炒了Thisguyfiredhisownfather.

他才不会鸟我的什么家人呢He'snotgonnacareaboutmyfamily.

那你就直接走呗Okay,thenjustleave.

你又不需要他的钱Youdon'tneedhismoney.

每个礼拜都有八张嘴Onceaweek,Ihaveeightfamilymembers

来咱家白吃白喝comingtomyhouseforfreefood.

我走不起I'mnotgoinganywhere.

行那就回家再见吧Okay.IseeyouwhenIseeyou.

你怎么了出什么事了吗Areyouokay?

Whatiswrong?

我真想在家自学Iwanttobehomeschooled.

当真吗曼尼你想让我"学"你英语吗Really,Manny?

DoyouwantmetolearnyouEnglish?

到底怎么了Whatisgoingon?

有份报告要做Ihaveabigreportdue,

但老师根本不在乎文章内容Andtheteachersdon'tseemtocareaboutthesubstance.

他们只重视花巧外表Alltheycareaboutistheflash.

曼尼啊有时候你有点守旧Manny,sometimesyoucanbealittlebitold-fashioned.

还记得你第一次Rememberthefirsttime

看见小朋友用滑轮背包时yousawthekidswiththebackpackswithwheels

你还觉得太花哨andyouthoughttheyweretooflashy?

我是去上学又不是要登机去丹佛You'regoingtoschool,notboardingaflighttoDenver.

真是荒谬It'sgettingabsurd.

雷本那篇爱尔兰移民报告竟是说唱形式表现的Reubenfreestyle-rappedhisreportonIrishimmigrants.

真是莫名其妙Thatdoesn'tevenmakesense.

或许他可以跳个爱尔兰踢踏舞又怎样MaybeyoudoaRiverdance.Maybe.

-报告是什么主题-黑手党-Whatisyourreporton?

-TheMafia.

太好了我们做个冲锋枪纸模Perfect.Wedoapapier-macheTommygun.

不我们不搞那些花里胡哨的Oh,no.Weshouldn'thavetojazzitup.

那好我们去楼上把你的旧木马拿来Okay,thenwegoupstairsandwegetyouroldrockinghorse

斩首示众以显主题andwechoptheheadoff.

不太残忍了我喜欢布朗尼No,that'saterribleidea.IloveBrownie!

你到底想不想"杀马震师"啊Doyouwanttosendamessageornot?

杰从不让我插手他的生意Jayneverwantsmetohelphimwithhisbusiness,

突然间曼尼也不听我的话了Andnowsuddenly,mannydoesn'twanttolistentomeeither.

真让老娘郁闷啊It'sveryfrustrating.

老娘可是万事通Ihavealltheanswers.

嘿你来了Hey!

Thereheis.

-快进来杰-你好吗乔小希-Bringitin,Jay.Howyoudoing,Joshie?

-还是叫我乔希吧-请坐-It'sJoshnow.-Haveaseat.

那好Ah,allright.

我大概看了一下你的方案SoIflippedthroughyourproposal,

是这样...Andhere'sthething--

我们的超规模豪华复合式公寓开建在即We'reabouttobuildourlargestluxurycondocomplexyet.

有个重要的问题要问你AndIhaveanimportantquestionforyou--

你想要构筑什么whatisityouwanttobuild?

壁橱Closets.

你看我指望你会说"构筑梦想"呢See,Iwaskindahopingyou'dsay"Dreams."

我暗含那个意思Ithoughtthatwasimplied.

杰我的壁橱可要是空前绝后的Jay,I'mlookingforclosetsnobody'severseenbefore,

惊艳之作Youknow,abig"Wow!

"

明白我的意思吗YouknowwhatI'msaying?

你追求的是上好的壁橱Youwantaniceclosetwithsharpdesign,

要设计新锐质量上乘做工精湛qualitymaterials,andexpertcraftsmanship.

不止如此我还要它举世皆惊Uh,Imean,Iwantittobelike,bam!

大家走进来然后说Youknow,peoplearegonnawalkinthereandgo

"哇先挂哪件好呢""Whoa!

WhatdoIhangfirst?

"

先挂了我吧Iwantedtohangmyself.

谈点详细的吧Yeah,let'stalkmorespecific.

您的喜厌好恶到底怎样Whatexactlydoyoulikeandwhatdon'tyoulike?

好吧有道理Allright,fairenough.Uh...

我不喜欢谈细节很不爽Idon'tlikethis.Thismakesmesad.

我喜欢奇思妙想Idolikegettingmymindblown.

你的狂热我很欣赏Iloveyourenthusiasm.

为免我思路偏差不合你意Uh,beforeIgooffinthewrongdirection,

给个例子行吗Howaboutanexample?

好吧听着Allright,checkthisout.

三周前我去南部海滩度假So,like,threeweeksago,I'mdowninSouthBeach.

我走进摇滚俱乐部Iwalkintothisthumpin'club.

酒保问我"你要喝什么"Bartendersays,"Whatdoyouwannadrink?

"

我说"给我个惊喜"Isay,"Wowme."

他调了杯酒我就喝了一小口Hemixesthisthingtogether.Itakeonesip,

再醒来时我说"护士姐姐好"andI'mlike,"Hello,nurse!

"

护士告诉我"你已经昏迷两天了"Andshe'slike,"You'vebeenunconsciousfortwodays."

我的壁橱要的就是这个感觉That'swhatIwantinacloset.

我想我不需要再听了Idon'tthinkIneedtohearanymore.

你干啥呢做作业吗Whatchadoingthere?

Homework?

有话快说Whatdoyouwant?

我想借点钱江湖救急Ineedtoborrowsomemoney.It'sreallyimportant.

借多少Howmuch?

900美元$900.

什么What?

!

拜托了如果你遇到困难Comeon.Ifyouwereintrouble,

我会倾囊相助的Iwoulddoanythingforyou.

我们是姐妹以上We'renotjustsisters.

闺蜜已满啊We'rebestfriends.

不是我不帮Look,IwouldifIcould,

我是真的没钱啊butIdon'thaveanymoney.

既然话都说开了Andsincewe'retalking,

我就老实说吧那谁谁Inevertoldanyonethisbefore,andit...

别蠢脸堆笑充市花了...wipethatsmugsmileoffhisstupidface.

他那张脸是够蠢Hisfaceisstupid.

这种跳梁小丑竟能当上公务员Oh!

Ican'tbelieveridiculouspeoplelikehimendupinoffice.

你为什么不参选呢Well,whydon'tyourun?

你聪明过人关爱社区You'resmart,youcareaboutthecommunity,

稍微打扮下也蛮有红颜铁娘子风范andyou'reeasyontheeyeswhenyouputalittleeffortintoit.

-说真的吗-是啊-Areyouserious?

-Yeah,youknow,

别整天穿着汗湿的运动装就行maybechangeoutofthesweatygymclotheseveryonceinwhile.

我知道你是问参选那句吗Ithoughtyouweretalkingaboutrunningforoffice.

接着说Goon.

说没想过肯定是骗人I'dbelyingifIsaidI'dneverthoughtaboutit.

我知道那只是个芝麻官Imean,Iknowit'saridiculouslittlelocalthing,

但踏出家门奉献市民也未尝不好butitmightbefuntogetoutthereandcontribute.

再说我觉得自己能够胜任PlusIthinkI'dbegoodatit.

-你一定很出色-但如何能行呢-You'dbegreat.-Mm.Howwouldthiswork?

孩子放学后谁照顾Imean,whowouldbehereforthekidsafterschool?

谁带他们去排练去朗诵会Whowouldtakethemtopracticeandrecitals

阻止他们上房揭瓦呢andkeepthemfromburningthehousedown?

"单亲妈妈"真心不容易Itmustbesohardbeingasinglemom.

克莱尔有你老公在呢Claire,Iwill.

如果你想高飞Ifyouwannafly,

我绝不扯你后腿I'mnotgonnaholdyourfeettotheground.Hmm.

我会助力一臂推你离地Iwannabetheonetopushyouoffthecliff.

我决定了IthinkI'mgonnadoit.

很好Great.

-飞吧-菲尔-Gofly.-Phil.

-天啊-菲尔-No.-Oh,phil!

我得承认我就是女强人控I'lladmitit.I'mturnedonbypowerfulwomen--

米歇尔·奥巴马奥普拉康多莉扎·赖斯MichelleObama,Oprah,CondoleezzaRice,

塞雷娜·威廉姆斯[小威廉姆斯]SerenaWilliams--

慢着不对[菲尔提到的都是黑人]Waitaminute.

-要吃薯条吗-不要我吃不下-Doyouwantafry?

-No,Ican'teat.

我们还不如留下来看《布偶》Weshould'vestayedandseen"TheMuppets."

我现在一看番茄酱还觉得满目血腥Ican'tevenlookatketchupwithoutseeingblood.

漏网卷薯条好运的象征Ooh,runawaycurlyfry.Youknowthesearegoodluck.

-天啊怎么回事-追尾了-Oh,mygod.Whatwasthat?

-Wejustgotrear-ended.

靠边停车靠边停车Oh,pullofftothesidestreet.Pullofftothesidestreet.

-你还好吗-上牙膛被吸管划破了-Areyouokay?

-Oh,IthinkIcuttheroofofmymouthonthestraw.

-我的老天-所以说没事咯-Oh,mygod.Mm!

-Soyes.

天啊Oh,boy.

真抱歉都是我的错Iamsosorry.Thisisallmyfault.

你们还好吗Areyouguysokay?

我嘴里受了点小伤W-well,I-Isustainedaminormouthinjury.

我们没事谢谢We'refine.Thankyou.It's...

我真过意不去Look,Ifeelterrible.

别担心我来处理这件事Um,don'tworry.I'mgonnatakecareofeverything.

我去拿保险单Letmejustgetmyinsuranceinfo.

好的谢谢Okay.Thankyou.

这个人不错啊Well,heseemsnice.

按爱情喜剧片标准情节Youknow,ifthiswerearomanticc