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绝望的主妇剧本

Episode01.08-Guilty

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MaryAliceVoiceoverreviouslyon"desperatehousewives"...

Paul:

Ijustwanttomovethisplacefast.

Edie:

I'llcallyoutomorrow.

Paul:

Edie,wait.

Paul:

It'ssoincomprehensibletomethatEdieBrittwouldtrytodestroyus.

Mr.Shaw:

For5grand,she'shurt.10grand,she'sgone.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Someneighborshiredhelp...

Lynette:

HowamIsupposedtopulloffaformaldinnerwithnowarning?

Tom:

Idon'tknow.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Andsomehelpedthemselves.

John:

Ihatethatshe'salwayswatchingus.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Somejustcouldn'tstop.

MamaSolis:

Smile,Gabrielle.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Andone...didn'tstopintime.

Bree:

Oh,Andrew,Ineedyourhelp,honey.

Andrew:

Mama?

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（FocusinonaBiblebeingopened.）

（MaryAlicebeginsspeaking.）

"Thereisawidelyreadbookthattellsuseveryoneisasinner.Ofcourse,noteveryonewhoreadsthisbookfeelsguiltoverthebadthingsthattheydo."

（PullouttoseethatBreeopenedtheBibleandisreadingfromit.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"ButBreeVandeKampdid.Infact,Breehadspentmostofherlife,feelingguilty."

（FlashbacksshowingtheimagesofwhatMaryAliceisspeakingof.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"Asachild,shefeltguiltyaboutnotgettingstraight"A"s.....Asateenager,shefeltguiltyaboutlettingherboyfriendgotosecondbase......Asanewlywed,shefeltguiltyabouttakingthreeweekstogetoutherthank-youcards.....sheknewthetransgressionsofherpastwerenothingcomparedwiththesinshewasabouttocommit."

（TheVandeKampfamilyisallinthelivingroom.DanielleandRexareseatedwhileAndrewpaces,andBreelooksthroughtheBible.）

Danielle:

"Couldn'twejustgotothepoliceandtellthemitwasanaccident?

"

Rex:

"Thiswasn'tsomesimpleDUI.Notonlywasyourbrotherdrinking,Andrewleftthesceneofthecrime.Thatmakesitahitandrun."

Andrew:

"MaybeIcouldgotoCanada,youknow,untilthestatuteoflimitationsisup."

Danielle:

"Doyoureallythinkmomanddadaregoingtofootthebillwhileyougomoosehuntingforsevenyears?

"

Rex:

"IfCarlos'motherdies,thereisnostatuteoflimitations."

Danielle:

"Right.Becausethenit'smurder."

Andrew:

"Shutup!

"

Danielle:

"Youshutup!

"

Andrew:

"Howcoulditbemurder,itwasanaccident!

"

（pause）

Bree:

"Wehavetogetridofthecar.Butwecan'tsellit.Thepolicemightfindit,andtherecouldbeDNA.Wetakethecartoabadpartoftown.We'llleavethekeysintheignitionandthedoorsunlocked.Ifthepolicedon'tfindit,we'llgettheinsurancemoney,andiftheydo,itwasn'tinourpossession.AnyonecouldhavehitMrs.Solis."

Andrew:

"Thatsoundsgood!

"

Rex:

"Bree,areyousure?

"

Bree:

"Oursoncouldspenttherestofhislifeinjail.Iwon'tallowthat."

（BreestandsupandputstheBibleaway.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"Breeknewwhatshewasabouttodowaswrong,butlikemostsinners,shewouldworryaboutherguilttomorrow."

Bree:

"Well,everybodyshould,uh,gowashup.We'rehavingpancakesforbreakfast."

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Credits

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MaryAliceVoiceover:

"NotsincemyownsuicidehadviolenceintrudedupontheserenityoflifeonWisteriaLaneinsuchaconspicuousfashion.Andneedlesstosay,myfriendsattackedtheproblemheadon."

（Lynette,Susan,andBreeareallinthemiddleofthestreet,tryingtocleanofftheskidmarksontheroad.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"Lynettebroughtthebroom.Susanbroughtthetrashbags.AndBreebroughttheindustrialstrengthsolvent."

Lynette:

"Woo.Thatstuffisstrong!

"

Bree:

"Ithastobe,Idon'twantGabrielleandCarloscominghometothisuglyreminderinfrontoftheirhouse."

Lynette:

"So,hasanyonebeenoverthere?

"

Susan:

"JulieandIwentoverthismorning."

Bree:

"HowisJuanitadoing?

"

Susan:

"She'sbeeninacomaeversinceshecameoutofER.Nobodyknowswhenorevenifshe'llwakeup."

Lynette:

"Thisisawful.Carlosmustbejustdevastated."

Susan:

"Ihopeshewakessoon.Maybeshecantelluswhowasdrivingthatcar."

Bree:

"Wecanonlyhope."

（Aredcarzipsaroundthecornerandspeedspastthewomen.）

（Lynettestandsup,shoutingafterthecar.）

Lynette:

"Slowdown,youjerk,thisisaresidentialneighborhood."

（Shethrowsherspongeatthecaranditbouncesoffofthecar'shood.）

Susan:

"Wow,that'squiteapitchingarmyou'vegotthere."

Lynette:

"Itpissesmeoff.I'vegotfourkids,youknow.Iwasupallnightreadingstatisticsonline.Oneoutofeveryfourtrafficaccidentshappensonresidentialstreets.IhopewhoeverhitJuanitagetsputawayforlife."

Bree:

"Don'tyouthinkthat'salittlebitextreme?

"

Lynette:

"Aninnocentwomangetshitbyacarandthedriverjusttakesoff?

Idon'tthinkit'sextreme."

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[Hospital]

（CarlosandGabrielleareinMamaSolis'shospitalroom.CarlossitsbythebedandGabriellecheckshernailsasshesitsonthedresser.）

Gabrielle:

"Youshouldgohomeandgetsomerest,eatsomething.Youhaveatonofmessagesfromwork--Tanakacalled;saiditwasurgent.Carlos,Icanstayherewithyourmother."

Carlos:

"Ineedtobehereifshewakesup."

Gabrielle:

"Youcan'tgoonlikethis.Youhavetotakecareofyourself."

Carlos:

"Andwhatifshedies?

Peopleslipintocomasallthetimeandnevercomeout."

Gabrielle:

"Don'tsaythat!

Weneedtostaypositive."

（ThedooropensandJohnstickshisheadin.）

John:

"Mr.andMrs.Solis?

"

Gabrielle:

"John!

"

John:

"IsitokayifIcomein?

"

Carlos:

"Ofcourse."

John:

"Mr.Solis,I'msosorrythishappened."

Carlos:

"Itmeansalotthatyoucame."

（Theyembrace.）

Carlos:

"Look,IthinkI'mgonnatogodowntothechapelandpray.Youwanttocome?

"

Gabrielle:

"Um,no,IthinkIwillstayherewithmama."

John:

"IsitallrightifIcome?

"

Carlos:

"Ofcourse,weneedalltheprayerswecanget."

（JohnleavestheflowershehadbroughtforMamaSolisonthetablebyherbed,thenleaveswithCarlos.Gabrielleisannoyed.）

（Anursecomesinwithabucketofwater.）

Nurse:

"Mrs.Solis,it'stimeforherspongebath."

Gabrielle:

"Comeagain?

"

Nurse:

"Sometimesfamilymembersprefertoadministerspongebathsthemselves."

Gabrielle:

"IthinkI'llpass."

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[Mrs.Huber'sHouse]

（Mrs.HuberisneatlypackingluggageonthekitchentablewhenherfrontdooropensandEdiecomesin）

Edie:

"Martha.Where'syourpurse?

"

Martha:

"Overthere,why?

"

（Ediewalksovertothepursewithoutsayingawordandopensit.）

Martha:

"Whatareyoudoing?

"

Edie:

"Iamtakingbackthe$40thatyoustoleoutofmypurse."

Martha:

"Edie!

"

Edie:

"Webothknowyoudidit,nowhanditover!

"

Martha:

"Ihavetakennothingfromyourpurse,andifyou'remissingmoney,I'daskoneofthosestrangemenyouparadethroughhereatallhours."

（ShegrabsthepursefromEdieandwalksaway.）

Edie:

"Iamnotgoingtoapologizeforhavingahealthysexlife!

"

Martha:

"Healthy?

I'mgoingtohavetoburneverysheetyou'vetouched."

Edie:

"Iwantmymoney."

Martha:

"AndIwantthosenon-fatpeachyogurts.Theydidn'tjustwalkoutofthatfridgebythemselves."

Edie:

"Well,youcandeductitfromthe$40thatyou'regoingtogiveme,now!

"

Martha:

"You'remybestfriend,whywouldIstealfromyou?

"

Edie:

"It'snosecretthatyou'vebeenhavingfinancialproblems.Ihearyoubitchingonthephonetoyourbank."Martha:

"That'sit!

Icanputupwithyourdebaucheryandyourfoodtheft,butIwillnottoleratespying.Iwantyouout."

Edie:

"Youdon'tmeanthat."

Martha:

"Oh,yes,Ido.I'mleavingtomorrowtovisitmysisterforafewdays.IwantyougonebythetimeIgetback."

Edie:

"I'lldoonebetter.Iwillleavetoday."

（Shetakesherpurseandleaves.Onceshe'sgone,Mrs.Huberreachesintoherblouseandremovessomemoney,whichshethenputsintoherpurse.）

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[Dr.Chang'sOffice]

（LynetteislyingonatablewhileDr.Chang,anacupuncturist,placesneedlesintoherforehead.）

Lynette:

Ihopethisworks.Mysleepcycleistotallyoutofwhack.I'mupallnight,I'mdozingoffduringtheday."

Dr.Chang:

"Trustme,thiswilldothetrick.Infact,youshouldbefeelingmorerelaxedalready."

Lynette:

"Youknow,you'reright."

（Faintly,fromoutsideoftheroom,callsandshoutsfromLynette'skidscanbeheard.）

Lynette:

"Boys,Icanhearyououtthere.Nowbequiet.Justsitthereandcolor."

Dr.Chang:

"Nowisnotagoodtimetobemoving."

Lynette:

"Oh,yeah.Sorry."

Dr.Chang:

"Justblockeverythingout,andletitgo.Imaginethatyou'reinaforest.There抯ababblingbrooknearby,andthewindisjustcomingthroughthetrees..."

（Parkercomesthroughthedoor,draggingaplastictree.）

Parker:

"Mommy."

Lynette:

"arker!

Idon'tknow--ow!

--whatyouthinkthatyou'redoing,butputthatbackwhereitbelongs!

"

Lynette:

"I'msorry.Youweresayingsomethingaboutwind?

"

Dr.Chang:

"Iwasjustcreatingasoothingimage."

Lynette:

"Oh,fortheloveofGod!

"

（Shegetsoffthetableandopensupthedoortowhereherboysarewaiting.）

Lynette:

"Knockitoff,youlittlemonsters."

Dr.Chang:

"Mrs.Scavo,