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辛普森一家theSimpsons第二季第七集对白
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Stopfightingwithyoursister!
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-Shetookmyglue!
-It'snotyours!
Thisisfamilyglue!
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Stopit!
ThisisThanksgiving!
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Sogluefriendly,
orI'lltakeyourglueaway!
5
Thisisn'taboutglue.
6
Heonlywantstheglue
becauseI'musingit.
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-Oh,yeah?
Proveit!
-Here.
8
Hey,man,Idon'twant
yourstupidglue.
9
Herecomesourfriend,
BullwinkleJ.Moose.
10
Bullwinkle'santler'ssprungaleak.
11
Bullwinklegotataste
ofhisownmedicine.
12
-Hecertainlydid,Bill.
-Wait,whatdid--?
13
-Didthatmakesense?
-Notreally,Bill.
14
-NowIknowhowthePilgrimsfelt.
-What?
15
-Whothehellisthat?
-Bullwinkle.
16
-Who'sthat?
-Underdog.Don'tyouknowanything?
17
Theyshouldusecartoons
madeinthelast50years.
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Thisisatradition.
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Ifyoubuildaballoon
foreverycartooncharacter...
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...you'llturntheparade
intoafarce.
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Maggie!
I'mabouttounveil
mycenterpiece.
22
It'satributetothewomen
whomadeourcountrygreat.
23
See,there'sGeorgiaO'Keeffe,
SusanB.Anthony...
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...andthis
isMarjoryStonemanDouglas.
25
Sheworkedherwholelife
topreservetheFloridaEverglades.
26
Wouldyouliketocontribute
somethingtoit?
27
Oh,thankyou.
28
-Honey,you'reintheway.
-Can'tIhelp?
29
Well,okay.
Canyoudothecranberrysauce?
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Yeah!
Whereisit?
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-Thecanisinthecupboard.
-Here?
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-No,theothershelf.
-Gotit.Nowwhat?
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-Openthecan.
-Where'sthecanopener?
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It'sintheseconddrawerfrom
theright.No,no,theotherone.
35
Oh,Igotyou.
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It'sbroken,Mom.Mom,it'sbroken.
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Mom,it'sbroken
Mom,it'sbroken
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Idon'tthinkthatit'sbroken.
Here,letmetry.
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Hereyougo.
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Cranberrysauce?
laBart.
41
Juststickitintherefrigerator
whenyou'redone,Bart.Bart?
42
Thosesilver-and-blueguys
aretheDallasCowboys.
43
They'reDaddy'sfavoriteteam.
44
Hewantsthemtolose
bylessthanfivepoints.
45
Kogen'sgotWolodarskyopenway
downfield.Oh,whatahit!
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-Yeah,he'soutcold,Gil.
-Yes.
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They'llfeedhimdinner
throughatube.
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Hopetheycanfitaturkeyinthere.
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-Homer,youshouldpickupGrandpa.
-Halftime,Marge.
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Herecomesthecavalry.
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-Youpromisedtobenicetomysisters.
-Iknow,Iwill.
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-Youbroughtfood?
-Justafewthings.Swedishmeatballs.
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-Andmytroutalmondine.
-YouknewIwascookingaturkey.
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-Whichisfine.
-Morepowertoyou.
55
Somepeoplefindyourturkey
alittledry.
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Nowthey'llhaveanoption.
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Hi,Patty.Hi,Selma.
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It'sgoodtoseeyou.
Gottapickupmyoldman!
Bye!
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-Soinsincere.
-Howdoessheputupwithhim?
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Andnow,getsetfor
ourfabuloushalftimeshow...
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...featuringtheyounggo-getters
ofHurrayforEverything!
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Ilovethosekids!
Theygotsuchagreatattitude!
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Ladiesandgentlemen,
HurrayforEverything...
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...invitesyoutojointhemin
asalutetothegreatesthemisphere...
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...theWesternhemisphere!
Thedancing-esthemisphere!
66
Beforewesitdowntoour
deliciousturkeypur閑...
67
...Ihavehappynews.
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Thesepeoplehaverelatives
whowishtheycouldbehere:
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Antonowski,Conroy,Falcone,
Martin,Thorsen,andWalsh.
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Oh,andMrs.Spencer,youtoo.
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Oh,Iknewtheywouldn'tforgetme.
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-Dad,let'sgetoutofhere.
-What'syourhurry?
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-Thisplaceisdepressing.
-Hey,Ilivehere!
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Well,I'msureit'sablast
onceyougetusedtoit.
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Mom,youmadeit!
Howareyou?
!
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Ihavelaryngitisandithurts
totalk,soI'lljustsayonething:
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Youneverdoanythingright.
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-Thankyou!
-You'resuper!
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IntheSilverdome,
nowablazewithflashbulbs...
80
...asHurrayforEverythingleaves!
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Astadium'stoobigforflashpictures
towork,butnobodycares!
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That'snowaytolayafire!
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-Thiswillroaranytimenow.
-Acavemancouldstartit.
84
-Dinner!
Dinnertime,everybody!
-Thehellwiththis.
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Okay,Lisa,we'reready
foryourcenterpiece.
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Lisa,mygoodness.
That'sveryimpressive.
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Holymoly!
That'sthebiggest
oneofthoseIeversaw!
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-Ialwayssaidshewasgifted.
-Definitelyfromourside.Right,Mom?
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-Leavemebe.
-Howlongdidthattakeyou?
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Icouldn'ttellyou.
Itwasalaboroflove.
91
It'smyhomagetosomeheroes...
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...whomaynothavefoughtanywars,
butwho--
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Speakingofheroes,here'smine:
TomTurkey!
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-Yikes!
Whatisthat?
-It'sthecenterpiece.
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-It'stakinguprealestate.
-Stopit!
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-Moveit,toots!
-Mom!
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I'msurethere'sroomforboth.
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Letme....
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Bart,you'rewreckingit!
Letgo!
Iworkedforeveronthis!
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-Hey,thatgothergoing!
-Bitchen!
101
Bart!
Youdon'tevencare!
Youdon'tevencare!
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Allright,that'sit!
Gotoyourroomnow!
103
I'lltakesomewhitemeattogo,
andsendupthepie.
104
-Isaidnow!
-Mom,doIhaveto?
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Yes,youdo!
Ihopeyou'rehappy,Bart!
106
You'veruinedThanksgiving!
107
Ididn'truinThanksgiving,shedid.
Ialwaysgetblamed.
108
AndLord,we'rethankful
fornuclearpower...
109
...thecleanest,
safestenergysource...
110
...exceptforsolar,
whichisapipedream.
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Thankyoufortheoccasionalmoments
ofloveourfamily'sexperienced.
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Nottoday.Yousawwhathappened!
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Lord,behonest!
Arewethemost
patheticfamilyintheuniverse?
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-Amen.
-Worstprayeryet.
115
Whydon'tIgotalktothechildren?
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Don'tworry,Margewill
fixeverything.
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Honey,yourfoodisgettingcold.
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-That'sallright.
-I'msorryaboutwhathappened.
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Ipouredmyheart
intothatcenterpiece!
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-Thingslikethatalwayshappen!
-I'venoticedthat.
121
Whenyoufeellikecomingdown,
we'llbethere.
122
Youcancomedowntodinner
whenyou'rereadytoapologize.
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Andit'sgoingtobearealapology
infrontofeverybody.
124
Apologize?
Forwhat?
Clearingthe
table?
Havingasenseofhumor?
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Theythinktheycanstarve
anapologyoutofme?
126
Uh-oh.Imean,good!
127
Hey,whatareyoudoing?
!
No!
Dropthatdrumstick!
128
Baddog!
BadSanta'sHelper.
129
Comeon,givemethat.Givemethat!
Don't!
Okay,outyougo!
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Boy,comehere.You'reagooddog.
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Wedon'tneedthem
togetaThanksgivingdinner.
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Wow!
Swanky!
133
Smithers,everyyearyou
outstripyourselfinsucculence.
134
Thankyou,sir.
Wouldyoulikesomeyams?
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No,Icouldn'teatanotherbite.
Disposeofallthis.
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Ididsaveroom
foryourspecialpumpkinpie.
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It'scoolingonthewindowsill.
138
Stayhere,boy.
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Mr.Burns?
Basecommand.
140
Theintruderisayoungmale,
age9to11.
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Releasethehounds.
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Isawthebestmeals
Ofmygenerationdestroyed
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Bythemadnessofmybrother
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Mysoulcarvedinslices
Byspiky-haireddemons
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Don'tworry.We'llgetsomegrub.
Evenifwehavetopayforit.
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Cool!
Thewrongsideofthetracks.
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Twelvebucks!
Hey,Icanbleed.
148
You'vegottabe18.
Let'sseesomeI.D.
149
-Hereyougo,dollface.
-Okay,Homer.Justrelax.
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Attheriskoflosingmyvoice...
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...letmejustsayonemorething:
I'msorryIcame.
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-When'shegoingtoapologize?
-He'sstubborn.
153
Homerwasneverstubborn.
Healwaysfoldedinstantly.
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Asifhehadnowillofhisown.
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-Isn'tthattrue,Homer?
-Yes,Dad.
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Twelvebucksandafreecookie.
Whatacountry.
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-Cutelittleguy.
-He'scomingaround.
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-Youlookalittlepale,son.
-Webettergetyousomefood.
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Hereweare.
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Allright!
Twelvebigones
andfreegrub!
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Vivaskidrow!
Hey,it'sthat
anchordudefromChannel6.
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He'sdoingoneofthose
be-thankfulstories.
163
Wehavelotsofnames
forthesepeople:
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Bums,deadbeats,losers,
scumsoftheearth.
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We'dliketosweepthemintothegutter
ortosomeotherout-of-the-wayplace.
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Oh,wehaveourreasons:
They'redepressing.
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-They'recrazy.Theysmellbad.
-Hey,listen,man.
168
I'mgoingsomewhere.
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Soeveryyearononelone,
conscience-salvingday...
170
...wetossthesepeopleabone.
Aturkeybone.
171
That'ssupposedtomake
itallbetter.
172
Youwon'tfindthefreeloaderor
CharlieChaplin'slittletramphere.
173
Pompous,blow-dried,collegeboy!
174
-Hisgirlfrienddoestheweather.
-Youdon'tsay.
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Lisawantstoreadusapoem
she'swritten.
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Soundsinteresting.
177
"HowloftheUnappreciated"
byLisaSimpson.
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"Isawthebestmeals--"
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-It'sBart!
-Whatshowisthis?
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Howlonghaveyoubeen
onthestreets?
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-Fiveyears.
-Yourfamilymaybewatching.
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-Anythingyou'dliketosay?
-Ha-ha!
Ididn'tapologize!
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Oh,no!
Mysweet,littleBart.
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Givemethenumberfor911!
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Thanksforyourhelp.
ThisreportersmellsanotherEmmy.
186
We'rerootingforyou.
Gotsomeplacetosleeptonight,Bart?
187
Yeah,there'sthisfamily
Ihangoutwith.
188
-Soundsprettysweet.
-Yeah,Iguessitis.
189
SeeyouatChristmas.
190
Guys,unlessyoufeelweird
abouttakingmoney...
191
...fromakid,Ithought....
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-Iwouldn'tfeelweird.
-I'mcomfortablewithit.
193
Forgetthereport?
He'sdownattheRescueMission!
194
He'slonggone.
195
Canyouthinkofareason
whyheranaway?
196
Well,wedidkindofyellathim
andsenthimtohisroom...
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...andforcedhimtoapologize
tohissister.
198
-IsaidheruinedThanksgiving.
-Oh,Isee.
199
BestThanksgivingever,eh,boy?
200
Goodbye.I'msureBartwillbeback.
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I'dsaysomethingcomforting,
butyouknow,myvoice.
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Let'sgo!
IfI'mnotback
atthehomeby9...
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...theydeclaremedead
andcol
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