辛普森一家theSimpsons第二季第七集对白.docx

1、辛普森一家theSimpsons第二季第七集对白1Stop fighting with your sister!2-She took my glue!-Its not yours! This is family glue!3Stop it! This is Thanksgiving!4So glue friendly,or Ill take your glue away!5This isnt about glue.6He only wants the gluebecause Im using it.7-Oh, yeah? Prove it!-Here.8Hey, man, I dont wan

2、tyour stupid glue.9Here comes our friend,Bullwinkle J. Moose.10Bullwinkles antlers sprung a leak.11Bullwinkle got a tasteof his own medicine.12-He certainly did, Bill.-Wait, what did-?13-Did that make sense?-Not really, Bill.14-Now I know how the Pilgrims felt.-What?15-Who the hell is that?-Bullwink

3、le.16-Whos that?-Underdog. Dont you know anything?17They should use cartoonsmade in the last 50 years.18This is a tradition.19If you build a balloonfor every cartoon character.20.youll turn the paradeinto a farce.21Maggie! Im about to unveilmy centerpiece.22Its a tribute to the womenwho made our cou

4、ntry great.23See, theres Georgia OKeeffe,Susan B. Anthony.24.and thisis Marjory Stoneman Douglas.25She worked her whole lifeto preserve the Florida Everglades.26Would you like to contributesomething to it?27Oh, thank you.28-Honey, youre in the way.-Cant I help?29Well, okay.Can you do the cranberry s

5、auce?30Yeah! Where is it?31-The can is in the cupboard.-Here?32-No, the other shelf.-Got it. Now what?33-Open the can.-Wheres the can opener?34Its in the second drawer fromthe right. No, no, the other one.35Oh, I got you.36Its broken, Mom. Mom, its broken.37Mom, its brokenMom, its broken38I dont thi

6、nk that its broken.Here, let me try.39Here you go.40Cranberry sauce ?la Bart.41Just stick it in the refrigeratorwhen youre done, Bart. Bart?42Those silver-and-blue guysare the Dallas Cowboys.43Theyre Daddys favorite team.44He wants them to loseby less than five points.45Kogens got Wolodarsky open wa

7、ydown field. Oh, what a hit!46-Yeah, hes out cold, Gil.-Yes.47Theyll feed him dinnerthrough a tube.48Hope they can fit a turkey in there.49-Homer, you should pick up Grandpa.-Halftime, Marge.50Here comes the cavalry.51-You promised to be nice to my sisters.-I know, I will.52-You brought food?-Just a

8、 few things. Swedish meatballs.53-And my trout almondine.-You knew I was cooking a turkey.54-Which is fine.-More power to you.55Some people find your turkeya little dry.56Now theyll have an option.57Hi, Patty. Hi, Selma.58Its good to see you.Gotta pick up my old man! Bye!59-So insincere.-How does sh

9、e put up with him?60And now, get set forour fabulous halftime show.61.featuring the young go-gettersof Hurray for Everything!62I love those kids!They got such a great attitude!63Ladies and gentlemen,Hurray for Everything.64.invites you to join them ina salute to the greatest hemisphere.65.the Wester

10、n hemisphere!The dancing-est hemisphere!66Before we sit down to ourdelicious turkey pur閑.67.I have happy news.68These people have relativeswho wish they could be here:69Antonowski, Conroy, Falcone,Martin, Thorsen, and Walsh.70Oh, and Mrs. Spencer, you too.71Oh, I knew they wouldnt forget me.72-Dad,

11、lets get out of here.-Whats your hurry?73-This place is depressing.-Hey, I live here!74Well, Im sure its a blastonce you get used to it.75Mom, you made it! How are you?!76I have laryngitis and it hurtsto talk, so Ill just say one thing:77You never do anything right.78-Thank you!-Youre super!79In the

12、 Silverdome,now ablaze with flashbulbs.80.as Hurray for Everything leaves!81A stadiums too big for flash picturesto work, but nobody cares!82Thats no way to lay a fire!83-This will roar any time now.-A caveman could start it.84-Dinner! Dinnertime, everybody!-The hell with this.85Okay, Lisa, were rea

13、dyfor your centerpiece.86Lisa, my goodness.Thats very impressive.87Holy moly! Thats the biggestone of those I ever saw!88-I always said she was gifted.-Definitely from our side. Right, Mom?89-Leave me be.-How long did that take you?90I couldnt tell you.It was a labor of love.91Its my homage to some

14、heroes.92.who may not have fought any wars,but who-93Speaking of heroes, heres mine:Tom Turkey!94-Yikes! What is that?-Its the centerpiece.95-Its taking up real estate.-Stop it!96-Move it, toots!-Mom!97Im sure theres room for both.98Let me.99Bart, youre wrecking it!Let go! I worked forever on this!1

15、00-Hey, that got her going!-Bitchen!101Bart! You dont even care!You dont even care!102All right, thats it!Go to your room now!103Ill take some white meat to go,and send up the pie.104-I said now!-Mom, do I have to?105Yes, you do!I hope youre happy, Bart!106Youve ruined Thanksgiving!107I didnt ruin T

16、hanksgiving, she did.I always get blamed.108And Lord, were thankfulfor nuclear power.109.the cleanest,safest energy source.110.except for solar,which is a pipe dream.111Thank you for the occasional momentsof love our familys experienced.112Not today. You saw what happened!113Lord, be honest! Are we

17、the mostpathetic family in the universe?114-Amen.-Worst prayer yet.115Why dont I go talk to the children?116Dont worry, Marge willfix everything.117Honey, your food is getting cold.118-Thats all right.-Im sorry about what happened.119I poured my heartinto that centerpiece!120-Things like that always

18、 happen!-Ive noticed that.121When you feel like coming down,well be there.122You can come down to dinnerwhen youre ready to apologize.123And its going to be a real apologyin front of everybody.124Apologize? For what? Clearing thetable? Having a sense of humor?125They think they can starvean apology

19、out of me?126Uh-oh. I mean, good!127Hey, what are you doing?! No!Drop that drumstick!128Bad dog! Bad Santas Helper.129Come on, give me that. Give me that!Dont! Okay, out you go!130Boy, come here. Youre a good dog.131We dont need themto get a Thanksgiving dinner.132Wow! Swanky!133Smithers, every year

20、 yououtstrip yourself in succulence.134Thank you, sir.Would you like some yams?135No, I couldnt eat another bite.Dispose of all this.136I did save roomfor your special pumpkin pie.137Its cooling on the windowsill.138Stay here, boy.139Mr. Burns? Base command.140The intruder is a young male,age 9 to 1

21、1.141Release the hounds.142I saw the best mealsOf my generation destroyed143By the madness of my brother144My soul carved in slicesBy spiky-haired demons145Dont worry. Well get some grub.Even if we have to pay for it.146Cool! The wrong side of the tracks.147Twelve bucks! Hey, I can bleed.148Youve go

22、tta be 18.Lets see some I.D.149-Here you go, doll face.-Okay, Homer. Just relax.150At the risk of losing my voice.151.let me just say one more thing:Im sorry I came.152-Whens he going to apologize?-Hes stubborn.153Homer was never stubborn.He always folded instantly.154As if he had no will of his own

23、.155-Isnt that true, Homer?-Yes, Dad.156Twelve bucks and a free cookie.What a country.157-Cute little guy.-Hes coming around.158-You look a little pale, son.-We better get you some food.159Here we are.160All right! Twelve big onesand free grub!161Viva skid row! Hey, its thatanchor dude from Channel

24、6.162Hes doing one of thosebe-thankful stories.163We have lots of namesfor these people:164Bums, deadbeats, losers,scums of the earth.165Wed like to sweep them into the gutteror to some other out-of-the-way place.166Oh, we have our reasons:Theyre depressing.167-Theyre crazy. They smell bad.-Hey, lis

25、ten, man.168Im going somewhere.169So every year on one lone,conscience-salving day.170.we toss these people a bone.A turkey bone.171Thats supposed to makeit all better.172You wont find the freeloader orCharlie Chaplins little tramp here.173Pompous, blow-dried, college boy!174-His girlfriend does the

26、 weather.-You dont say.175Lisa wants to read us a poemshes written.176Sounds interesting.177Howl of the Unappreciatedby Lisa Simpson.178I saw the best meals-179-Its Bart!-What show is this?180How long have you beenon the streets?181-Five years.-Your family may be watching.182-Anything youd like to s

27、ay?-Ha-ha! I didnt apologize!183Oh, no! My sweet, little Bart.184Give me the number for 911!185Thanks for your help.This reporter smells another Emmy.186Were rooting for you.Got someplace to sleep tonight, Bart?187Yeah, theres this familyI hang out with.188-Sounds pretty sweet.-Yeah, I guess it is.1

28、89See you at Christmas.190Guys, unless you feel weirdabout taking money.191.from a kid, I thought.192-I wouldnt feel weird.-Im comfortable with it.193Forget the report?Hes down at the Rescue Mission!194Hes long gone.195Can you think of a reasonwhy he ran away?196Well, we did kind of yell at himand s

29、ent him to his room.197.and forced him to apologizeto his sister.198-I said he ruined Thanksgiving.-Oh, I see.199Best Thanksgiving ever, eh, boy?200Goodbye. Im sure Bart will be back.201Id say something comforting,but you know, my voice.202Lets go! If Im not backat the home by 9.203.they declare me deadand col