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相声小品剧本Pleasantville欢乐谷

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Pleasantville,欢乐谷

　　英文片名:

pleasantville

　　中文片名:

欢乐谷

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1998

　　pleasantville

　　afairytalebygaryross

　　october7,1996

　　'hewaspartofmydreamofcourse

　　buttheniwaspartofhisdreamtoo.'

　　-lewiscarroll'throughthelookingglass'

　　fadein:

　　int.highschoolauditorium.day.

　　acollegecounselorstandsatthepodiumlecturingthehigh

　　schoolseniorsabouttheirfuture.

　　collegecounselor

　　...forthoseofyougoingontocollege

　　nextyear,thechanceoffindingagood

　　jobwillactuallydecreasebythetime

　　yougraduate.entryleveljobswilldrop

　　fromthirty-onetotwenty-sixpercent,

　　andthemedianincomeforthosejobs

　　willgodownaswell...

　　thereissomerustlingintheaudience.

　　collegecounselor（cont）

　　obviously,myfriends,it'sa

　　competitiveworldandgoodgradesare

　　youronlyticketthrough.bytheyear

　　twothousand...

　　int.highschool.healthclass.

　　adifferentteacherlecturesadifferentclassofstudents.

　　healthteacher

　　...thechanceofcontractinghivfroma

　　promiscuouslifestylewillclimbtoone

　　inonehundredandfifty.theoddsof

　　dyinginanautoaccidentareonlyone

　　intwenty-fivehundred.

　　（beat）

　　nowthismarksadrasticincrease...

　　int.highschool.scienceclass.

　　sameangle.differentteacher.

　　scienceteacher

　　...fromjustfouryearsagowhenozone

　　depletionwasattenpercentofits

　　currentlevel.bythetimeyouare

　　twentyyearsold,averageglobal

　　temperaturewillhaverisentwoanda

　　halfdegrees.evenashiftofone

　　degreecancausesuchcatastrophic

　　consequencesastyphoons,floods,

　　widespreaddroughtandfamine.

　　reverseangle.students.

　　theystarebackinstunnedsilence.oneofthem,david

　　wagner,sitsinthefrontrowwithapencilinhismouth.

　　nobodymoves...

　　scienceteacher

　　（chipperclassroomtone）

　　okay.whocantellmewhatfamineis?

　　cutto:

　　1958.

　　birdsarechirping.thesunisshining.allthehedgesare

　　neatlyprunedandthelawnsareperfectlymanicured.asweet

　　stillnesshangsoverthesuburbanstreet,whichisbathedin

　　beautifulblackandwhite.

　　man'svoice（os）

　　honey,i'mhome.

　　suburbanhome.

　　georgeparkerentersthefrontdoorandhangshishatonthe

　　coatrack.hesetshisbriefcasedownandmovesintothefoyer

　　withahugesmileonhisface.it'safrozensmilethat

　　doesn'tseemtobeaffectedbytoomuchinparticular--likea

　　tourguideatdisneyland.

　　woman'svoice（os）

　　hellodarling.

　　wider.

　　mrs.georgeparker（betty）enters,untyingthebackofher

　　apron.sheisavisionof'50sbeautywithathinfigureand

　　concretehair.bettycrossestoherhusbandandhandshima

　　freshmartini.shekisseshimonthecheek.

　　betty

　　howwasyourday?

　　george

　　oh,swell.youknow,mr.connelsaid

　　thatifthingskeepgoingthewaythey

　　are,imightbeseeingthatpromotion

　　soonerthanithought.

　　betty

　　ohdarlingthat'swonderful!

　　（anadoringgaze）

　　ialwaysknewyoucoulddoit.

　　wagnerlivingroom.night.

　　1996--（livingcolor）

　　davidwagnersitsonhiscouchwatchingthisentireactionon

　　asleeknewsonyt.v.hestaresrivetedatthesetwithabig

　　smileonhisface.davidwearsblackshoes,blackpants,

　　blackt-shirtandablackbaseballcap,notanerdexactly

　　...hereachesnexttohimintoahugebagofdoritos,never

　　takinghiseyesofftheshow.

　　george（os）

　　（ont.v.）

　　hey,pumpkin!

what'sthatsmell?

　　（sniffing）

　　isthatyourmeatloaf?

　　david

　　（byrote）

　　'itmightbe...'

　　betty（os）

　　（shysmile）

　　itmightbe.

　　heleansoverandkissesher--againonthecheek.

　　george（os）

　　ohpumpkin!

yousureknowthewayto

　　thisman'sheart.

　　thereisaloudandinappropriatelaughtrack.davidsmiles

　　widerandisjustabouttoreachformorecornchips,when

　　hisrealmother'svoiceringsoutfromtheotherroom.

　　david'smom（os）

　　...bullshitbarry,thatwasn'tthe

　　deal

　　int.kitchen.

　　david'smompacestheroomwiththephoneinherhand.

　　betweentheplasticsurgeryandthemake-upit'shardtofix

　　herage.

　　david'smom

　　no--youhavecustodythefirstweekend

　　ofeverymonthandthisisthefirst

　　weekend...

　　（pause）

　　idon'tcareifyesterdaywasthe

　　thirtieth,thisisstillthefirst

　　weekend.

　　int.livingroom.

　　herwordsdriftinfromthekitchenwhiledavidstaresatthe

　　show.

　　david'smom（os）

　　noican'tbailyouout,i'msupposedto

　　gotolacosta...

　　（beat）

　　wellifiwanttogetamudbath,that's

　　reallymybusiness,isn'tit?

　　hereachesoutandturnsupthesound.pleasantvilleplaysat

　　anunnaturallyhighvolume.

　　george

　　（ont.v.）

　　hey.wherearethosekids?

　　david

　　（reciting--alittlelouder）

　　'rightbehindyoufather.'

　　budandmarysuetogether

　　（ont.v.）

　　rightbehindyoufather.

　　resumet.v.（blackandwhite）

　　theparkers'sonanddaughter（budandmarysue）enterthe

　　foyertogether.marysuewearsherhairinaponytail.bud

　　hasonaletterman'ssweater.

　　marysue

　　mother...father...budhasalittle

　　surpriseforyou.

　　betty

　　what'sthatbud?

　　budhesitatesforamoment,thenfoldsupashinyblue

　　ribbon.

　　bud

　　firstprizeatthesciencefair.there

　　werelotsofswellprojects--guessmine

　　wasjustthe'swellest'.

　　betty

　　darlingthat'swonderful.exceptthere's

　　nosuchwordas'swellest'.

　　bud

　　wellgeewhizz,mom.ltwasn'tthe

　　'english'fair.

　　thereisanotherjarringlaughtrack.

　　closeup.david.

　　hesmilesrightalongwithit.davidstarestransfixedatthe

　　setdespitethecontinuingconversationintheotherroom.

　　david'smom（os）

　　wellsuretheycanstaybythemselves,

　　barry,butthat'snotthepoint.you

　　saidyou'dtakethem.

　　（beat）

　　wellfine--they'llstaybythemselves

　　then.

　　david

　　（quietly）

　　what'samothertodo?

　　betty（os）

　　（ont.v.）

　　oh--what'samothertodo?

　　closeup.david.

　　hegrabsanotherhandfulofdoritosstaringatthet.v...

　　cutto:

　　ext.highschool.（seriesofshots）day.

　　acacophonyofmodemlife.beepersandnoserings--bluehair

　　andtattoos.dissonantboomboxescompetewithoneanother.

　　thehormonesarerunningcrazy.

　　schoolcourtyard.

　　ltisalargeopenarea,aliveatlunchtime.groupsofkids

　　hangouttogether,dividedbytheirvariouscliques.the

　　musicpoundsinthebackground.

　　closeup.david.

　　hestandsatoneendofthecourtyardbesideachainlink

　　fence.beadsofsweatformondavid'sforeheadashespeaks

　　tosomeoneinfrontofhim.

　　david

　　hi.imean...

　　（pause）

　　...hi.

　　reverseangle.

　　averyprettyblondegirlsmilesbackathim.it'sawarm,

　　welcomingsmile.

　　closeup.david.

　　david

　　look.youprobablydon'tthinkishould

　　beaskingyouthis.imean--notknowing

　　youwellandall...

　　reverseangle.girl.

　　shesmileswiderathim,invitinghimtocontinue.

　　closeup.david.

　　david

　　（pause...）

　　imeaniknowyou--everybodyknowsyou

　　...ijustdon'tknowyou...

　　technically.

　　reverseangle.girl.

　　shenodsathim...

　　closeup.david.

　　david

　　well--iwasjustwondering--'causeisee

　　youallthetimeinalgebraandiheard

　　youhummingthatvanhalensongandi

　　reallylikethatsongtoo...

　　（pause）

　　anyhow,idon'tknowwhatyou'redoing

　　thisweekendbutmymom'sleavingtown

　　andshesaidicouldusehercarso...

　　reverseangle.girl.

　　shepositivelybeams.thegirlflicksherblondehairand

　　staresbackathimadoringly.

　　closeup.david.

　　insteadofsmilingback,davidjuststares,thenlooksatthe

　　ground.

　　wideangle.schoolyard.

　　forthefirsttimeweseethatshewasn'ttalkingtohim.

　　davidstandsagoodhundredyardsacrosstheschoolyard,

　　rehearsingthisspeechwhiletheyoungwomanstandsfaceto

　　facewithamuchcoolerboy.hehasacellphoneandavery

　　hiphaircut.

　　angle.david.

　　davidwatchesasthegirlthrowsherarmaroundtheboy's

　　waistandheadsoutoftheplayground...

　　cutto:

　　ext.'luncheoncourt'.day.

　　davidandhisfriendsareallgatheredaroundtheplastic

　　picnictablesandvendingmachinesthatformtheluncheon

　　court.thechessclubmeetsatoneendandtherearesome

　　teachersattheother.allthecoolkidsareontheother

　　sideofthefencebutdavidandhisfriendseatlunchatthe

　　sametableeveryday.

　　howard

　　okay,whosewindowdidbudbreakwhenhe

　　wasplayingwithhisfather'sgolf

　　clubs?

　　david

　　easy.mr.jenkins.whatjobdidmr.

　　jenkinshave?

　　howardlooksathim,puzzled.

　　david（cont）

　　salesman.whatdidbudandmarysuename

　　thecattheyfoundinthegutter?

　　howard

　　scout?

　　david

　　marmalade.

　　theyallnod--andmurmurwithadmiration.

　　david（cont）

　　okay--here'sone:

whydidtheirparents

　　comehomeearlyfromtheirweekendat

　　thelake?

　　everybodythinks.

　　nobodyknows.

　　david（cont）

　　'causebuddidn'tanswerthephoneand

　　theywereworriedabouthim.

　　it'squietforabeat.

　　howard

　　you'reunbelievable.you'llwinthis

　　thingforsure.whenisiton?

　　david

　　marathonstartsat6:

30.contest's

　　tomorrowatnoon.

　　howard

　　（weighingit）

　　athousanddollars...andit'sonall

　　night?

　　david

　　ofcourseitishoward.that'swhythey

　　callitamarathon.

　　cutto:

　　theothersideofthefence.

　　david'ssister,jennifer,hangsoutwithherfriendsinthe

　　parkinglot.allthegirlsaredressedintheexactsame

　　uniform:

bluejeans,beeperonthebelt,whitev-neckt

　　shirt,carkeysintheirhand.（eventhegirlswithoutacar

　　holdcarkeysintheirhand）.jenniferisbyfarthe

　　prettiestand,thus,istheleaderofthegroup.theyall

　　looktowardtheluncheoncourtwheredavidandhisfriends

　　arehangingout.

　　kimmy

　　omigod,it'ssomortifying,being

　　relatedtohim.ican'tbelieveyou're

　　like--

　　jennifer

　　onlyonmyparent'sside.

　　kimmy

　　iknow,butyou'relike...twinsand

　　stuff.

　　（beat）

　　youmustbefromlike,thecoolsideof

　　theuterus.

　　agroupofveryhipboysstrutthroughtheparkinglot.they

　　bopupanddownwiththeself-confidenceofallcoolsixteen

　　yearolds.thegirlsfreezewhentheyseethem.

　　kimmy（cont）

　　omigod,omigod--heretheycome.

　　christin

　　don'tdoanything.justdon'tlike--do

　　anything...

　　jennifer

　　（cooly）

　　himark.

　　differentangle.

　　hepausesthenlooksoverather.jenniferslidessinuously

　　o