六人行中英对照210 The One With Russ.docx

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六人行中英对照210TheOneWithRuss

210TheOneWithRuss

[Thegangiswalkingtoanewsstandlateatnight.Joeyisanxiouslyinthelead.]

RACH:

Joey,wouldyouslowdown?

They'renotgonnabesoldoutofpapersatoneo'clockinthemorning.

JOEY:

I'mexcited!

I'venevergottenreviewedbefore.

MNCA:

Youweresoamazingastheking.Iwasreallyimpressed,Iwas.

PHOE:

Although,youknowwhat?

Youmightwanttoconsiderwearingunderwearnexttime.Yeah,causewhenyousatdownonyourthroneyoucouldkindofseeyour...royalsubject.

JOEY:

Hereitis,hereitis.[readingfromnewspaper]Theonlythingworsethanthemindless,adolescentdirectionwasJosephTribbiani'sdisturbinglyunskilledportrayaloftheking.

CHAN:

OK,look,thatisoneguy'sopinion,alright.Phoebs,readyours.

PHOE:

OK.[reading]Theonlythingworsethanthemindless,adolescentdirection...

CHAN:

Doesanyonehaveonefromadifferentpaper?

Ross,readyours.

ROSS:

Idon'twantto.

RACH:

Joey,honey,theydon'tknowwhatthey'retalkingabout.

ROSS:

Yeah.

JOEY:

Maybetheydo.I'vebeendoin'thistenyearsandIhaven'tgottenanywhere.There'sgottabeareason.

ROSS:

Ohc'mon.Maybeyou'rejust,uhhh...payingyourdues.

JOEY:

No,no,no,it..it'stoohard.It'snotworthit.Iquit.

MNCA:

Wait,wait,wait,wait,waitoneminute.Waitaminute.Ibelievethiswillchangeyourmind.[Readsfrompaper]Inamediocreplay,JosephTribbianawasabletoachievebrilliantnewlevelsof...continuedonpage153...[turnsit]sucking.

Credits

[Scene:

Chandler,Phoebe,Rachel,MonicacomfortingJoeyatMonicaandRachel'sapartment.]

JOEY:

WhenIwaslittle,Iwantedtobeaveteranarian,butthenIfoundoutyouhadtoputyourhandsintocowsandstuff.

[Rossenters,depressed.]

ROSS:

[sullenly]Hiiiiii.

PHOE:

Are...areyouOK?

ROSS:

Yeah,yeah,justatoughdayatwork.Astegosaurusfelloverandtrappedakid.Whoa,whoa,Iknowthisjacket,thisis,th--FunBobby'sjacket!

Whereishe,what.He,he'shere,isn'the?

MNCA:

Maybe.

ROSS:

Don'ttoywithme.

[FunBobby（FBOB）entersfromMonica'sbedroom.]

FBOB:

Geller!

ROSS:

Hey,FunBobby!

FBOB:

Hey.Whoa,hey,you'vebeenworkingout,huh?

ROSS:

Notatall!

Ilovethisguy.Hey,Iwassopsychedtohearyou'rebackwithmysister!

MNCA:

Youandmeboth.

FBOB:

Hey,sowhat'dImiss,what'dImiss,c'mon?

PHOE:

Oh,wewerejusttryingtomakeJoeyfeelbetter.

FBOB:

Hey,doyouneedmetopickyouup?

JOEY:

No,I'malrightman.Really.

FBOB:

No,I'mpickingyouup.

JOEY:

Heyno,seriously,Idon'tneedyoutopickme...[FunBobbypicksJoeyupofftheground,bounceshim.Joeylaughs.]Alright!

Itstillworks.

FBOB:

OK,nowbeforeIgo,doesanybodyelseneedtobepickedup?

[everyoneraisestheirhands]I'mstillgonnago.

MNCA:

OK,I'llseeyoulaterbabe.

FBOB:

Uh,publicdisplayofaffectioncomingup.Youcanavertyoureyes.[kissesMonica]

[ChandlerandJoeyarewatching,RachelturnstheirheadsawayfromMonica.]

FBOB:

Seeya.[exits]

ALL:

Bye!

Seeyoulater!

PHOE:

FunBobbyissogreat.

MNCA:

Oh,isn'the?

Oh,youknow,Ireallythinkthistimeitmayworkwithhim.Imean,hejustmakesmefeelsogoodandI'vebeenfeelingsolousythislastcoupleofmonths,nojob,noboyfriend.Well,atleastmycupishalffull.

PHOE:

Halffulloflooooovvvvve.

MNCA:

Andforourtwo-weekanniversary,he'sgonnatakemetohiscousin'scabinfortheweekend.

PHOE:

Cabinofloooooovvvvve.

RACH:

Wewentthroughalotofwinetonight,youguys.[walksovertotable,holdingfiveemptywinebottles]

MNCA:

Really?

Ionlyhadtwoglasses.

JOEY:

Ijusthadaglass.

PHOE:

Two.

RACH:

Ihadoneglass.

CHAN:

Ihadaboutamugfulinthislovely'IgotbonedattheMuseumofNaturalHistory'mug.

RACH:

OK,sothat's...that'swhat,twobottles?

Andyetsomehowwewentthroughfive?

[AlllooktowardsdoorFunBobbyleftthrough.]

ROSS:

Oooooh.

JOEY:

[realizingwhateveryoneelsedidaminuteago]Ooooooh.

MNCA:

Sowhat.Sohedrankalottonight.

ROSS:

Yeahbut,youknow,nowthatIthinkaboutit,Idon'tthinkI'veeverseenFunBobbywithouta...adrinkinhishand.

PHOE:

Yeah.Oh,OOOH,yeah,youknow,didyounoticehowhealwaysstartshisstorieswith,um,OK,'Iwassoooowasted,'or,'Oh,weweresoooobombed,'or,ummm,ooh,ooh,'SoIwakeup,andI'minthisdumpsterinConnecticut.'

JOEY:

Monica,haveyoueverbeenwithhimwhenhewasn'tdrinking?

MNCA:

Well,wejusthappentogotoalotofplaceswhereyoumightdrink.Imean,howdoyougotoawinetastingwithouthavingadrink?

Or...ortoaclub,ortothe...zoo.

[Scene:

Monica,FunBobby,andPhoebesittinginCentralPerkRachelisservingthem.ShebringsamugtoMonica.]

MNCA:

Rach,doesthishavenonfatmilk?

RACH:

Ehhhummmm,Idon'tknow,whydon'tyoutasteit.

MNCA:

[takesasip]Mmmm,no.

RACH:

Ohwell,toolate,sorry,youalreadyhadsome.

FBOB:

[pullsoutaflask]Whattayasaywemakethese,uh,coffeesIrish?

[PhoebeandRachellookuncomfortable.]

PHOE:

Um,cake.

RACH:

Yeah,we'regonna...we'regonnagetsomecake.[PhoebeandRachelgotocounter.]

MNCA:

Youknowwhat?

Itseemslikeyou'vebeenmakinganawfullotofstuffIrishlately.

FBOB:

Well,IwouldmakethemBelgian,butthewafflesarehardtogetintothatflask.

MNCA:

Bobby.

FBOB:

Yeah,OK.

MNCA:

Look,maybethisisnoneofmybusiness,ormaybeitis,Idon'tknow...but,uh,I'mkindofworriedaboutyou.

FBOB:

OK,look,thisisn'tthefirsttimesomebody'ssaidsomethingtomeaboutthis,but,Idon'tknow...Ialwaysmadeexcusesaboutit,like...uhhh...'I'mjustasocialdrinker,'or,'C'mon,it'sFlagDay.'

MNCA:

So,whatareyousayingnow?

FBOB:

IguessI'msaying,I'lltryandquit.Ikindalikethatyouworryaboutme.[theyhug]

PHOE:

[comesbacktocouch,withcake]Sooo,what'sgoin'on,huh?

FBOB:

Iamgonnatryandquitdrinking.

PHOE:

[sad]Ooohh,why?

[ChandlerandJoeyenter.]

CHAN:

Hey.

JOEY:

Hey.

MNCA:

Hey.

PHOE:

Hey.

CHAN:

Guesswho'sbackinshowbusiness.

PHOE:

Ohh,ohh,LorneGreen?

CHAN:

No,no,Phoebs.Youknowwhy?

Causehe'sdead.

PHOE:

Oh,no.

CHAN:

OK,Iguessthisisgonnaseemkindabittersweetnow,but...Joey,that'swho.

JOEY:

Yeah,myagentjustcalledmewithanauditionforDaysofOurLives!

PHOE:

Oh,well,wehavetocelebrate.Youknowwhatweshoulddo?

Weshoulddo,like,asoapoperatheme.

CHAN:

Hey,yeah...wecouldallsleeptogetherandthenoneofuscouldgetamnesia.

PHOE:

HeyRach,whattimedoyougetoff?

We'reallgonnadosomethingtonight.

RACH:

Ummmm....well,actuallyI'malreadydone,butI...Ikindagotplans.

MNCA:

[gasps]Youhaveotherfriends?

RACH:

Yeah...I,uhh...Ihavea...Ihaveadate.

MNCA:

What?

JOEY:

Withaman?

RACH:

What?

Whatissostrangeaboutmehavingadate?

JOEY:

WhataboutRoss?

Imean,areyoustillmadathimcausehemadethatlistaboutyou?

RACH:

Noooo,no,I'mnotmadathim.I'm..I'mnotreallyanythingathimanymore.

MNCA:

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

RACH:

Idon'tknow.WhateverIwasfeeling,I'm...not.

PHOE:

Butyouguyscamesoclose.

RACH:

Oh,Iknow,I'msorryyouguys.You'rejustgonnahavetogetusedtothefactthatIwillnotbedatingRoss.

[RussentersCentralPerk.HelookslikeRoss,exceptforhischinandhair（itisDavidSchwimmerinadualrole）.]

RACH:

Hereheis.Hi.Guys,thisisRuss.

RUSS:

[soundinglikeRoss]Hhhhiiiii.

[Everyonelooksateachotherinamazement.]

[Scene:

EstelleLeonardTalentAgency.Estelle（ESTL）isspeakingonthephone.]

ESTL:

Stopsayingyou'renottalented,you'reverytalented.It'sjustwiththebirddeadandall,there'sverylittleactleft.Oh,honey,givemeabreak,willya?

[aknockonthedoor]Oooh,ooh,I'lltalktoyoulater.

[Joeyenters.]

ESTL:

Well,there'smyfavoriteclient.Sotellmedarling,howwastheaudition?

JOEY:

Well,Ithinkitwentprettywell.I..IgotacallbackforThursday.

ESTL:

Joey,haveyoueverseenmeecstatic?

JOEY:

No.

ESTL:

Well,hereitis.[Shealmostsmiles.]

JOEY:

OK,uh....listen,there'ssomethingIwanttotalktoyouabout.Thenetworkcastinglady...

ESTL:

Oh,isn'tLoriadoll?

JOEY:

Ohyeah,yeah,she'sgreat,but...Ikindagotthefeelingthatshewassortof...comingontome.AndIdefinitelywouldgetthepartifIwould've...youknow...ifIwouldhavesenttheLittleGeneralin.

ESTL:

Oh,Isee.Well,I'mjustgonnaputinacallhereandwe'llfindoutwhat'sgoin'onandstraightenitout.[picksupthephone]Yeah,hi,Loriplease.[pause]Hidarling.Sohow'boutJoeyTribbianiforthepartofthecabdriver,isn'theterrific?

[pause]Uh-huuuuh.[pause]Uh-huuuuh.OK,doll.Talktoyoulater.[hangsup][toJoey]Yeah,you'regonnahavetosleepwithher.

[Scene:

CentralPerk.MonicaandRachelatcounter,Phoebe,Chandler,andFunBobbyatthecouch.]

RACH:

What'sthematter?

MNCA:

It'sFunBobby.

RACH:

What,isn'thesober?

MNCA:

Oh,he'ssoberalright.JustturnsoutthatFunBobbywasfunforareason.

RACH:

Ohhh,OK.

[MonicareturnstocouchnexttoFunBobby.]

MNCA:

Alright,hereyougo,sweetie.[handsFunBobbyhiscoffee]

FBOB:

Thanks.Youwannahearsomethingfunny?

MNCA:

OhGod,yes!

FBOB:

TherearenohardwarestoresopenpastmidnightintheVillage.

PHOE:

Thatisfunny.

FBOB:

Ineededtobuyahammertheothernight,andI'moutwalkin'aroundtheneighborhoodbutapparentlytherearenohardwarestoresopenpastmidnightintheVillage.

MNCA:

Ahhh,heyhoney?

Don'tyouhavetobeatyourinterviewnow?

FBOB:

Ohyeah.Seeyouguys.[leaves]

CHAN:

Bye.....ridiculouslydullBobby.

MNCA:

Oh....my...God.

PHOE:

It'snotthatbad.

MNCA:

Notthatbad?

Didyouhearthehammerstory?

PHOE:

OK,OK,don'tgetallsquinky.

RACH:

Maybeitwasjustthekindofstorywhereyouhavetobe