高中英语《Frinds老友记》第6季中英文对照完整剧本618 The One Where Ross Dates A Student素材.docx
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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第6季中英文对照完整剧本618TheOneWhereRossDatesAStudent素材
618TheOneWhereRossDatesAStudent
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler's,Chandler,Rachel,andJoeyarethereasRossenters.]
Ross:
Hey!
Ijustgotuh,myteacherevaluations!
Checkoutwhatthisonestudentwrote,"IlovedDr.Geller’sclass.Mindblowinglectures!
Dr.Geller,youaredefinitelythehottieofthepaleontologydepartment!
"
Chandler:
Ahh,HottiesofthePaleontologyDepartment,there’sabigsellingcalendar,eh?
Rachel:
Whowroteit?
Ross:
Oh,IwishIknew,buttheevaluationsareallanonymous.
Joey:
Ohhey,doyoustillhavetheirfinalexams?
Ross:
Yeah.
Joey:
Oh,‘causeyoucanjustmatchtheevaluationtotheexamwiththesamehandwritingandboom,there’syouradmirer.（Rossisstunned.）
Chandler:
Ahotgirl’satstakeandallofthesuddenhe’sRainMan.
Rachel:
Okay,waitaminute,waitaminute,whyarewesosurethatthisisagirl?
Ross:
It’sagirl!
Anyway,itwou—itwouldn’tmatter.Okay?
BecauseI’mateacherandshe’sastudent.
Chandler:
Oh,isthatagainsttherules?
Ross:
No,butitisfrownedupon.
Chandler:
Isee.
Ross:
Besides,there’sabigagedifference.
Joey:
Oh,wellthinkofitlikethis,whenyou’re90…
Ross:
IknowwhenI’m90she’llbelike80anditwon’tseemlikesuchabigdifference.
Joey:
Nothat’snotwhatIwasgoingtosayatall.No,whatIwasgoingtosayiswhenyou’re90you’llstillhavethememoryofwhatitwasliketobewitha20-year-old.
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler's,Phoebe,Monica,andChandlerareeatingbreakfastasJoeyenters.]
Joey:
HeyChandler!
Y’knowthatgirlyouwenttocollegewithwho-whobecameamoviedirector?
Chandler:
Ohyeah,DanaKeystone.ShewasinmyMovementclass.
Phoebe:
What’saMovementclass?
Monica:
It’sChandler’swayofpretendinghedidn’ttakemime.
Joey:
Ohwelllisten,anywayshe’sdirectingthenewAlPacinomovie.Yougottagetmeanaudition!
Chandler:
Oh,Idon’tknowman.Ihaven’ttalkedtoherinliketenyears.
Joey:
No-no-no,please-pleaseChandlerI-I-Iwouldoweyousomuch!
Chandler:
Youdoowemesomuch.Youowemethreethousand,fourhundred…
Joey:
Hey-heydude,whyareyouchangingthesubject?
Why?
Willyoumakethecallorwhat?
Chandler:
Ohokay,I’ll-I’lltry.
Joey:
Allright!
Thanks!
You’rethebest!
Nowlisten,thelastdayofauditionsisThursday.Okay?
SoIgottagetintherebyThursday.Okay?
JustrememberThursday.Thursday.CanyourememberThursday?
Chandler:
Yeahso,Tuesday?
Joey:
（angrily）Thursday!
Looki
fyouneedhelprememberingthinkoflikethis,thethirdday.Allright?
Monday,oneday.Tuesday,twoday.Wednesday,when?
Huh?
Whatday?
Thursday!
Thethirdday!
Okay?
!
Chandler:
（sarcastically）Thankyou.
Joey:
Okay.
Rachel:
（enteringfromthebathroom）HeyMon?
I’mgonnacheckmymessages.
Chandler:
Youjustthoughtofthatinthere?
Monica:
Yeahsure,naturecalled,shewantedtoseewhoelsedid.
（Racheldialshernumber.）
Rachel:
（onphone）Hello?
（Shockedthatsomeoneanswered.）Uh,Rachel.（Tothegang.）Great,someoneisinourapartment.Callthecops!
Monica:
You’reonthephone!
Rachel:
（onphone）OhmyGod!
OhmyGod!
Thankyou!
（Hangsup）Thatwasthefiredepartment,therewasafireatourplace!
Phoebe:
OhmyGod!
Howbadwasit?
Rachel:
Well,hedidn’tsay,butitwasafire.I’mguessingnotverygood.Comeon,wegottago!
Monica:
Comeon!
（ThegirlsallrunoutandJoeyholdsupChandlerbysmiling.）
Chandler:
Whatareyousmilingabout?
Whatissofunny?
Joey:
ThepartIwanttoauditionforisafireman,thisissomeanttobe!
[Scene:
N.Y.U.Paleontologydepartment,Rossisputtingupthegradesonthemessageboard.]
Burt:
（anotherprofessor）Wow!
Itlookslikeyouwereverygenerouswithyourgradesthissemester!
（Rossfranticallystartstochangesomeasafemalestudent,Elizabeth,approaches.）
Elizabeth:
ProfessorGeller?
Ross:
（startled）Yeah?
Elizabeth:
IwantedtosayhowmuchIenjoyedyourclass.
Ross:
Ohthankyou.Thanksverymuch.（Leansupagainsttheboardandonathumbtack.）Ow!
（Hepullsaway.）
Elizabeth:
Uh,I’malittleembarrassedaboutcallingyouahottieonmyevaluation…
Ross:
Thatwasyou?
Elizabeth:
Yeah.Ifeltalittleweirdaboutit.You’reateacher.I’mastudent.Butwouldyoumaybewanttogooutwithmesometime?
Ross:
OhI,Idon’t-Idon’tthinkthatwouldbethebestidea.
Elizabeth:
Oh,becauseIwasthinking,thesemester’sover;you’renotmyteacheranymore.
Ross:
Whattime?
Elizabeth:
（checkshergrade）Oh,y’knowwhat?
Forgetit,youalreadygavemeanA.
Ross:
Gotcha.（Startstoleave.）
Elizabeth:
I’mkidding!
Ross:
Oh!
So-soseriously,whattime?
[Scene:
PhoebeandRachel's,everyoneminusRossarearrivingtoinspectthedamage.Thefiredepartmentisstillthere.]
Phoebe:
Coming
through!
（Hastododgeafireman）Oh!
Comingthrough!
（Seesacuteone.）Oh!
Hello!
Hi!
（Smilesthenrealizes）No!
Right!
Comingthrough!
（Theystarttolookaroundseeingthatthelivingroomisundamaged.）
Monica:
Ohwell,it’snotsobad.
Fireman#1:
Yeah,mostofthedamageisprettymostlycontainedinthebedrooms.
Phoebe:
Oh!
Rachel:
MyGod!
（Theybothrunintothebedrooms.）
Joey:
（tothefireman）Heybuddy,doyouthinkIcanborrowyouruniformthisThursday?
Fireman#1:
Excuseme?
Monica:
Joey!
He’sworking!
（ToChandler）Youwouldlookgoodinthat.
（PhoebeandRachelreturn）
Joey:
Oh,howbadisit?
Phoebe
:
Oh,it’sbad.It’sreallybad.Theonlythingintherethatisn’tburnedisanass.WhichIdonotrememberbuying!
Chandler:
How’syourroomRach?
Rachel:
Everything’sruined.Mybed.Myclothes.Lookatmyfavoritebluesweater.（Holditup.）
Monica:
Isn’tthatmine?
Rachel:
Fine!
I’msorryforyourloss!
（Handsitbacktoher.）
Fireman#1:
Souh,you’renotgonnabeabletolivehereforawhile,youladieshaveaplacetostay?
Rachel:
（standsup）Wow!
Oh-okay,lookpal,Iamn
otinthemoodtobehitonrightnow!
ButifyougivemeyournumberIwillcallyousomeothertime.
Monica:
（pullingRachelbackdown）Yes,theycanstaywithus.
Chandler:
HaveyoufiguredoutwhatstartedthefireMr.Fireman?
Fireman#1:
Welluh,doeitherofyousmoke?
Phoebe:
No,notusually.Butyeah,Icoulduseonerightnow.
Fireman#1:
No-no-no,doyouuhlightcandles?
Burnincense?
Phoebe:
Yes!
Ido!
Allthetime!
Ilovethem!
OhmyGod!
Ididit!
It’sme!
It’sme!
Iburneddownthehouse!
Iburneddownthehouse!
Rachel:
OkayPhoebecalmdown,there’snoneedtoplaceblame.Okay?
（Tothefireman）Iwarnedheraboutthosecandles.
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler's,ChandlerisonthephoneasJoeyenters.]
Chandler:
God,it’sgreattocatchup!
Ican’tbelievehowlongit’sbeen!
Joey:
Chandler,isthat…（MimessomeoneusingamoviecameraandChandlernodsyes.）
Chandler:
（onphone）Ohthat’sgreat!
Goodforyou.
Joey:
Hey-heylisten…（Chandlerwaveshimaway.）
Chandler:
Okay!
Soyeah,maybewecangettogetherumm…（Joeymimesthrowingsomethingintheair,catchingit,rollingitout,puttingitina
novenandcuttingit.）Canyouholdforonesecondplease?
（ToJoey）What?
!
Joey:
Whenyou’reoffthephone,doyouwannagetapizza?
Chandler:
（onphone）Hi!
I’mback.（Goestohangupthephone.）Yeah,thatsoundsgreat.（Listens）Okay.Well,we’lldoitthen.（Listens）Okay,bye-bye.（HehangsupthephoneandturnsaroundtoseeJoeystandingclosetohimandscreams.）
Joey:
Heylisten,sowhen’s-when’smyaudition?
ImeanIknowit’sThursday,butwhattime?
（Monicaenters.）
Chandler:
Hi.
Monica:
Hey!
Chandler:
（ToJoey）Wedidn’tgettotheaudition.I’mgonnatakehertocoffeeandthenwe’lldoitthen.
Joey:
Ah-ha!
Monica:
Wow!
So,nowyou’regoingonadatewiththisgirl?
Chandler:
Honey,itisnotadate!
Ihaven’ttalkedtoherintenyears!
Youcan’tjustcallupsomebodyyouhaven’ttalkedtointenyearsandaskthemforafavor.Therearerules,y’know?
Yougotta,yougottoputinsometime.
Monica:
You’reright,I’msorry.It’snotlikeyou’rey’know,goingoutwithanex-girlfriend.
Chandler:
No,weonlywentoutonce.
Monica:
Youdatedher!
Chandler:
Notonce!
Monica:
Allright,wellwhydon’tIgooutwithanex-boyfriendanddoJoeyafavor?
!
Joey:
Hey,youwannadoJoeyafavor,maybeyougooutwithJoey.（HeturnsaroundtoseeChandlerglaringathim.）
[Scene:
CentralPerk,ChandlerishavingcoffeewithDana.]
Chandler:
（laughs）Ohthat’sgreat,myfriendJoey’sinthemoviebusiness.
Dana:
Y’knowwhoIranintofromschool?
Howie.
Chandler:
（giggles）Myfriend’snameisJoey.
Dana:
ApparentlyHowie’seditingnow.Yeah,he-he-hecallsmeupandasksmeifhecaneditmynewmovie.Canyoubelievethat?
!
Y’knowI-I-Ihaven’tspokentohiminliketenyearsandheasksmeforafavor!
Chandler:
Yeah,I’vealwayshatedthatHowie.
Dana:
No,no"Howyoudoing?
"Man,Imeannotevenacupofcoffeefirst!
Chandler:
Thenervehuh?
Dana:
Yeah!
Chandler:
Refill?
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler's,MonicaisabouttodebutHotelMonica（formerlyknownasRachel’sRoom）toPhoebeandRachel.]
Monica:
Now,thisislastminutesoIwanttoapologizeforthemess.Okay?
（Theywalkintoacompletelyredecoratedandrepaintedroom.Andofcourse,theroomisimmaculate.Onlyanobsessive-compulsivelikeMonicacouldfindfaultwiththeroom.）
Rachel:
OhmyGod!
Itsuredidn’tlookthiswaywhenIlivedhere.
Monica:
Iknow!
Nowlook,there’sonlyoneproblemthough.There’sonlyroomforone,soIguessoneofyouwillhaveto
stayatJoey’s.
Phoebe:
Well,sincethefirewaskindamyfaultIguess（ToRachel）youshouldgettostayhere.
Rachel:
Hey!
Hey-hey,nowthiswasnoone’sfaultPheebs.Okay?
Itwasanaccident.
Phoebe:
Wellno,itwasmyfaultsoyoushouldgettheniceroom.
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