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Hey,canyoudomeafavor?

Canwetrytoavoidtalkingtoourfriendstonight

aboutourweddingplans?

I'lldoyouonebetter.

I'llavoidtalkingtoourfriendsentirely

andplayonmyphone.

It'sjust,Ihaven'tpickedamaidofhonoryet,

andI'mhavingtroubledecidingbetweenPennyandBernadette.

Ah,understandable.

Theyarequitesimilar--

bothblondeformerwaitresseswhomarriedbeneaththem.

Pennyismybestfriend,

butIwasBernadette'smaidofhonor,

andIthinkshekindofexpectsit.

Soifanyonebringsituptonight,

justmaybeyoucanhelpmechangethesubject.

Howaboutthis?

Idominatetheconversationsohard,

noonehasachancetogetawordinedgewise.

Idon'tknow.

Theymightseethatcoming.

Whatifwehaveacodeword?

Ooh,nowyou'respeakingmycatamaran.

That'smycodewordfor"language."

Okay,fine,catamaran.

That'sourcodeword.

No,that'smycodeword.Getyourown.

Okay.Uh,pretzels.

Youhearmesaypretzels,youchangethesubject.

Rhinosaremyleastfavoriteanimalsatthezoo.

What?

Oh,I'msorry.Ithoughtwestarted.

Hey,just-justholdthegatestillwhileIscrewitin.

Youknow,Idon'tknowhowIfeel

aboutallthisbaby-proofing.

IfHalleycan'tteachherselftowalkdownthestairs,

thenmaybethat'snature'swayofsaying

theWolowitzlineendshere.

That'sfunny.Ialwaysthought

Howardwasnature'swayofsaying

theWolowitzlineendshere.

Me,too,butlifedoesfindaway!

Hey,Halleycan'treachtheliquorcabinet.

Whydidyoubaby-proofit?

Howdidyouknowwedid?

Fairpoint.

Bernadettestillgoingstir-crazy?

Oh,alittle.

Twomonthsofbedrest--it'skindofrough.

Really?

Thatsoundsgreat.HowdoIgetthat?

You'deitherhavetobreakyourhiporletHowardknockyouup.

Now,eitherway,you'llgetflowersthenextmorning.

She'sactuallybeenkeepingherselfbusy

doingweddingresearchforyou.

Oh,she-shedoesn'thavetodothat.

Shewantsto.Afterall,youwerehermaidofhonor.

Sheldon,tellyourfunnystoryaboutpretzels.

Oh,right.Yeah,oh,yeah.

Didyouknowthatwe'vebeenthinking

ofhavingpretzelsatourwedding?

Hmm?

No,no.No,no,no,no,no.I'msorry.

No,rhinos.We'rehavingrhinosatourwedding.

No!

Igottogo.

I'mgonnaneedsomehelp.

Someonebaby-proofedthefrontdoor.

Sheldon,whatamIgonnadoaboutmymaidofhonor?

Imean,Bernadettegavemeallthesebridalmagazines.

Sheevenfoldeddownthepageswiththegooddresses.

Igetit.

Youknow,LeonardonceborrowedmyEdmundScientificcatalogue

anddog-earedsomepages.

Nevergot'emstraightagain.

Well,thatisexactlythesamething.

Youreallyunderstandmydilemma.

Actually,Ido.

Mymotherispushingformybrother,

Georgie,tobemybestman,

andIhatetodisappointheragain.

IalreadyrejectedhersaviorandherLinkedIninvitation.

Howarewegonnamakethesedecisions

withoutanybodygettingupset?

Well,whatifwetakeemotionoutoftheprocess,

andbaseitonempiricalmetrics?

Thenwearen'treallymakingthedecision;

thedatais.

Sowecanhurtourfriends'feelings

withouttakinganyresponsibility?

Melikey.

Buthowdoweapplyquantitativemetrics

tosomethingassubjectiveaschoosingaweddingparty?

Thatdecisiononlyseemssubjective.

Inreality,

peopleinaweddingpartyperformveryspecificfunctions,

andsomewillperformthosebetterthanothers.

-IfImayuseasuperheroanalogy...-Youmaynot.

Okay,I'lluserealpeople.

Um,ifacertaindog-likeloyaltyisuseful,

thenit'sLeonard,hmm?

If,uh,havingaPEZdispenser

filledwithTUMSisanadvantage,Wolowitz,yeah.

Ifabestmanwithfaketesticleshanging

fromhistruckisimportant,

well,then,mybrother'sbackintherunning.

Okay,Iseeyourpoint.

Sowebreakdowneachoftheroles

intotheircomponentparts,

andthendesignspecializedtestsforeach.

Exactly.Boy,

ifIhadknowngettingmarriedwasgoingtoinvolvesomuchscience,

I'dhaveproposedyearsago.

SoLeonard,telleveryoneyournews.

Oh,oh,I'mstartingabook.

ThatwouldbebignewsfromPenny,

butyou'vereadabookbefore.

Hemeanshe'swritingabook.

Ido.It'ssomethingI'vebeenthinkingaboutforalongtime.

Yeah.It'saboutabrilliantphysicist

whosolvescrimesusingscience.

Oh,Leonard...

It'snotaboutyou.

Heprobablyhastosaythatforlegalreasons.

Theygaveusplainriceinsteadoffriedrice.

Well,nofair!

ISoulCycledthismorning.

I'mentitledtoapileoffatrice.

Well,Iwouldsaythatthisconstitutesacateringcrisis.

Iagree.Who'sgonnastepupandhandleit?

Doesn'tmatter.Thisisfine.

Penny?

What?

Youknowwhat?

I'lltakecareofit.

Youknowwhat?

I'lltakecareofit.

Youknowwhat?

I'lltakecareofit.

Youknowwhat?

I'lltakecareofit.

Youknowwhat?

I'lltakecareofit.

Done.

Youdidn'tmakehimfeelbad,didyou?

Actually,hewaslaughing.

I'mreallyimpressedathowyouhandledthat,Howard.

Please.

I'vebeensendingfoodbackmyentirelife.

Oneofmyfirstfullsentenceswas,

"Ihadbreastmilkforbreakfast""

Excuseme,b-beforewestarteating,

I-Iwouldliketomakeatoast.

-Oh,nice.-Oh,nice.‬‬

IfonlyIcouldthinkofone.

Someoneelsego.

Hey.Here'sthesewingkityouaskedfor.

Ooh!

Aminute,19.

Quick.

Youweretimingme?

Yes.Iamgoingthroughabitofatimingphase.

Howlongwillitlast?

We'llfindout.

Whatdidyouneedthekitfor?

Oh,um...

Sh-Sheldonwassquattingdowntopickupafork

andherippedhispants.

Oh,someone'sgonnabesoretomorrow.

Oh,quickthinking.

Butforfuturelies,

thisisasfarasIcansquat.

Pennygets20pointsforthesewingkit.

Yeah,minusfive,

becausethisismine.

becausethisismine.

Well,she'sstillpullingacommandinglead.

DidBernadetteeventrytosendusasewingkit?

Shedid.Amazon,standardshipping,

notevenPrime.‬‬

Wecould'vedonethatourselves.

That'swhatshesaid.

Maybewe'rebeingold-fashioned,

definingtheserolesbygender.

Youknow,historically,thebestman'srole

wastodefendthebrideandgroomincombat.

Imean,ifthat'snotPenny,

Idon'tknowwhatwe'redoinghere.

Iseeyourpoint.

Okay,weareofficiallyopentoabestwoman

andagentlemanofhonor.

Oh,thosenamesareterrible.

Onepointoffforyou.

WhatamIbeingtestedfor?

Oh,it'snotimportant.Butifyoudon'tpass,

noneofthismatters.

Okay,what'sthenexttest?

Loyalty.

Weneedtochoosesomeonewhohasourbacks,

someonewhowillkeepoursecretsevenfromeachother.

Well,Idon'thaveanysecretsfromyou.

Doyouhavesecretsfromme?

Yes.

Oh,thathasbeenweighingonmeforyears.

Comehere.

Wouldyoucallyourselfaloyalandtrustworthyfriend?

Yeah,Iliketothinkso.‬‬

Great.BecauseIneedtotellyousomethingaboutHoward,

butyoucan'ttellhimthatItoldyou.

Nope.Don'twanttohearit.

Donotliketoengageingossip.

Okay.Irespectyourintegrity.

Isitabouthisspecialunderwear?

BecauseIalreadyknow.Andthat'sallI'llsay.

Fine,ithasacharcoalfilterinit.

It'sreallysweetofyoutocomebyandkeepmecompany.

Agreed.Uh...

So,listen,Ihaveasecret

thatIneedtotellsomeone.

Butyoucanneversayaword.

NoteventoHoward.

I'myourgirl.Layitonme.

Really?

Youkeepthingsfromyourhusband?

No,Itellhimeverything.

Don'tbeachild.

Okay.Hereitis.

Icancontrolthethermostat

inLeonard'sapartmentwithmyphone.

Andwhenhemakesmemad,

Iturnitup,slightly.

Oh,hey.Ididn'tknowyouwerehere.

Whatareyoutwotalkingabout?

Literally,nothinginteresting.

Oh,you'regood.

Oh,you'regood.

Okay,gettingtotheceremonyontime.

Leonard,quick.Ineedyoutogetme

toArcadiawithinthehour.

Thetrainstore'shavingasale.

Whycan'tAmydriveyou?

BecauseofthetraditionthatIcannotseeAmy

onthedayofthetrainstoresale.

Please,pleaseseeadoctor.

-Nexttest.-Justwaitonesecond.‬‬

Isitgettinghotinhere?

I'msorry.Wherewerewe?

Howwelldoourfriendsknowus?

SoIwastalkingtomyfavoriteaunt...

AuntDoe,right?

Exactly.

Didsheeverfigureoutwhatthatthingonherkneewas?

Turnsoutitwasachocolatechip.

Hmm.Makessense,shedoesliketobake.

Yes,shedoes.Damn,youareathoroughbred.

Youknow,dealingwithcoldfeet

isanimportantpartofbeingbothbestmanandmaidofhonor.

Maybeweshouldtestforthatability.

Youreallythinkyoumightgetcoldfeet?

Actually,Iwastalkingaboutyou.

Amy...

ifthere'sonethinginthisworldI'msureof,

youarerighttobeworried.

Goodnight.

Howard.

I'vehadmyeyeonthislimitededitionSwampThing,

butnowthatI'mabouttobuyit,

I'mhavingsecondthoughts.Whatdoyouthink?

Idon'tknow,Sheldon,it'sprettyexpensive.

Yes,butwhatifitwillmakemehappy,youknow,

wakingupandseeingiteverymorningfortherestofmylife?

Really,awalkingclumpofswampgrass?

Yeah,well,Bernadette'snoprizeeither!

Hey,whatyoudoing?

‬‬

Sheldongavemeabrainteaser.It'skindoffun.

It'saboutagroupofpeopleatdinner,

andyouhavetofigureoutwheretheycansitwithoutfighting.

Oh,yeah,isthistheonewhereMr.Green

can'tsitnexttoanyoneeatingmeat,

andUncleLightBlue

won'tsitnexttoanyofthedarkercolors?

Yeah,didSheldonsendittoyou?

Amydid.Isolveditalready.

-Really?

-Yeah.‬‬

SamewayIsolvedmyjurydutysummons,

Ithrewitaway.

No,no,no,no,no.

Uh,AuntOrangecan'tsitnexttothebar

withoutMs.Pinksaying,

"Jesusthinksyou'vehadenoughwhiskey."

DidSheldonandAmygiveyouguysthatpuzzle,too?

Yeah.Isitjustmeorhavetheybeenactingstrange?

Idon'tthinkthey'reacting.

Yeah,theotherday